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Hataria sends envoy to Buy Back Western Hataria (ATTN ITD)

Hataria
20-06-2006, 18:42
Empress Neherenia has Sent a Envoy to ITD to try and Buy Back Western Hataria from them for the Price of $1,000,000,000,000.00 The Hatarian Govern ment sent The Envoy in Peace and in Hopes of Makeing Western Hataria Part of The Empire again.
Itinerate Tree Dweller
20-06-2006, 21:28
The Hatarian envoy was escorted to the colonial command center in Haven City, where a representative was prepared to negotiate the sale of Western Hataria.

"To be perfectly honest, we have grown quite tired of your nation... We would much prefer to just be done with you and have you out of our hair and on your merry little way. We received a different offer earlier, from a nation by the name of Axis Nova; we found the deal quite acceptable." said the representative as he placed a transcript of the letter from Axis Nova.


The Imperial Realm of Axis Nova
Received: 4 days ago

I'd like to toss a proposal for the purchase of Western Hataria your way...

-Initial sales sum of 10 trillion dollars, payable over a period of 10 years, paid jointly by Hataria and Axis Nova
-Hataria must pay a further indemnity of 2 trillion dollars for past acts of aggression towards ITD
-All ITD citizens will be repatriated at Axis Nova and Hataria's expense provided they wish to move
-The equivalent of 20% of the Western Hataria region's GDP shall be payed to ITD each year for a period of 25 years after the 10 trillion is payed off, again paid jointly by Hataria and Axis Nova
-No NBC weapons will be kept on Western Hataria territory
-A non-aggression pact shall be signed between Hataria, ITD, and Axis Nova
-Tax incentives shall be given to ITD businesses that set up in Western Hataria
-While Hataria will have control of the region, the region shall remain under ITD laws, except where those laws would conflict with Hataria's governance
-The waters surrounding Western Hataria out to 60 nautical miles will be classified a Demilitarized Zone, and jointly patrolled by Axis Nova, Hataria, and ITD forces to maintain peace
-Any existing ITD military facilities will be purchased by Axis Nova at construction costs plus ten percent, except to those needed to maintain the patrols

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How's it sound? Basically, you get a lot of cash for quite some time, the opportunity to make even more thanks to tax breaks, and assurance that Western Hataria won't pose a threat to anyone. In addition, your citizens who don't choose to move out won't be screwed by any sort of reprisals or anything like that.


The representative continued, "I, personally, don't care what happens to this land; tourism is down, mainly due to your nation's warmongering, and I would rather just go home to my family, as I am due to retire. As for what native Hatarians are left alive... I doubt there are many if any at all. As I said before, the Emperor tires of your nation's constant whining and would rather just be done with you... so what do you say??" finished the representative as he lit a cigarette and put it to his mouth.
Hataria
20-06-2006, 23:17
The Hatarian envoy was escorted to the colonial command center in Haven City, where a representative was prepared to negotiate the sale of Western Hataria.

"To be perfectly honest, we have grown quite tired of your nation... We would much prefer to just be done with you and have you out of our hair and on your merry little way. We received a different offer earlier, from a nation by the name of Axis Nova; we found the deal quite acceptable." said the representative as he placed a transcript of the letter from Axis Nova.



The representative continued, "I, personally, don't care what happens to this land; tourism is down, mainly due to your nation's warmongering, and I would rather just go home to my family, as I am due to retire. As for what native Hatarians are left alive... I doubt there are many if any at all. As I said before, the Emperor tires of your nation's constant whining and would rather just be done with you... so what do you say??" finished the representative as he lit a cigarette and put it to his mouth.

"We argee" The Envoy said
Itinerate Tree Dweller
21-06-2006, 02:31
"We argee" The Envoy said

"Then we will transfer power as soon as possible, that is as soon as the funds are turned over," nodded the representative as he shook the hand of the Envoy.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=11202775
Hataria
21-06-2006, 05:56
"Then we will transfer power as soon as possible, that is as soon as the funds are turned over," nodded the representative as he shook the hand of the Envoy.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=11202775


"You Meen this Money?" The Envoy said, holding a suitcase with the Money in it "$1,000,000,000,000 is in this Suitcase, the first pf The 10 Trillion that will come."
Itinerate Tree Dweller
28-06-2006, 03:54
"You Meen this Money?" The Envoy said, holding a suitcase with the Money in it "$1,000,000,000,000 is in this Suitcase, the first pf The 10 Trillion that will come."

The representative raised his eyebrow, and exhaled a bit of smoke.

"I suppose we can take a down payment on the island," as he grasped the handle of the suitcase, sat it on the desk and motioned for a nearby guard to open it, "forgive me if I am less than eager to open packages from your government, but given the history of our two nations... I am sure there is nothing wrong with it, but I just want to be sure," he motioned for the guard to open the suitcase.

The guard opened the suitcase, in which there was nothing but money.

"Close it," commanded the representative as he nodded in approval and readdressed the Hatarian, "I believe our business here is finished. You plane has been refueled, but you can stay over night, on base, if you so wish. You may also stay to oversee the transition of power, if that is what you are here to do. The whole process should take about a week," said the representative as he put the butt of the cigarette in the ashtray and reached for another from his pack.