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an Empire Divied: The Hatarian Civil War

Hataria
13-06-2006, 21:38
After The Murder of Empress Serena by The Evil Questers Empire, Shogun Nadia took control of The Government as Dictator For Life, or at lest till The twins take The Imperial Throne and destroy The Evil Nation of Questers once and for all.

But in Hataria, Things were now starting that was going to lead to a War between Hatarians. One Member of The Imperial family was soon planning to take over The Empire, Her Name was Neherenia, Serena;s Annt. She was Meaner then Mean and had her own Army, but she needed Help to help take The Peacock Throne and Rule The Empire. So she sent Messenges to any Nation that would help in Fighting Shogun Nadia and her Larger Military.

The Hatarian Civil War had begun.
Hataria
14-06-2006, 01:44
Bump
The Aeson
14-06-2006, 01:45
OOC: Curse those fiends! Nothing is safe from their maniacal divying!
Whyatica
14-06-2006, 01:48
Wasn't your capital nuked?
[NS]Zukariaa
14-06-2006, 01:49
You'd think that the opening post to a Civil War would be a bit longer..

Oh, by the way, we don't care. :D
The Macabees
14-06-2006, 01:55
Zukariaa']
Oh, by the way, we don't care. :D

[OOC: Now, now, no use flamebaiting and trolling.]
Leocardia
14-06-2006, 01:57
Leocardian forces went in hope to aid the Hatarians to keep peace in the region. The Leocardian Special Forces Unit, 30,000 of them, were sent to Hataria.
Leafanistan
14-06-2006, 02:08
Leocardian forces went in hope to aid the Hatarians to keep peace in the region. The Leocardian Special Forces Unit, 30,000 of them, were sent to Hataria.

OOC: Lets ignore hte fact that special forces are supposed to be deployed on the Platoon level at most and you know, send a divisions worth of highly trained soldiers to do grunt work in a radioactive hellhole of a country.

IC: Leafanistan, broken up into many countries and city-states since their own civil war couldn't care less about what happened in Hataria. Many questions how they would issue a news release like this if their capitol was nuked and their country made into a glass parking lot. They considered the question and went back to more pressing issues, such as whether or not the tomatoes at the supermarket were too squishy, too hard or not too squishy or not too hard.

Much fighting ensued, and the question of color of the tomatoes threw even more variables. Many gave up at the sign of so many choices and simply took them, a few resorted to ketchup. One particularily green tomato was most pleased that no one had decided to ends its existance because it was far too green. Of course that tomato hadn't counted on those who liked pickled green tomatoes. However, that day the pickler was stuck in traffic and lost his oppurtunity. The tomato was found by a stray dog, carried to the woods and devoured. It turned a bit redder as it was consumed, knowing that its seeds would have been spread on the ground, not the sewer system and processed out, and become a nice healthy plant. The tomato wished it could see the beautiful plant it would make. Too bad.

OOC: I felt that was a pretty creative derail, anyone have anything else?
Franberry
14-06-2006, 02:19
Official Statement by The Socialist Sultanate Dutchydom of Franberry

we don't care
Hataria
14-06-2006, 02:24
Tangalee, Hataria

This was the City that Neherenia made The Capital, till Hataropoils was rebuilt. Neherenia soon started talking to the People. "My dear People of our Great Empire, We are now starting on our path to Rebuilding Hataropoils and makeing our Empire Powerful once again. I am now declareing my self Empress of The Imperial Republic of Hataria and I will Lead the Empire to Greatness!" The People soon started Cheering and said "Long Live The EMPRESS!"


Hatarian Hong Kong, Hatarian China.

Nadia heard about The Speach in Tangalee, and didn't like it, Spain and Algeria were on Neherenia's Side and the rest of the Colonies were Loyal to Nadia, Hataria it self was also under Neherenia's Rule.

Nadia soon ordered the total Mobilzation of what troops the Loyalsts or Nadists as they were Called, for War.

the Civil war had started.
Leafanistan
14-06-2006, 02:32
Tangalee, Hataria

This was the City that Neherenia made The Capital, till Hataropoils was rebuilt. Neherenia soon started talking to the People. "My dear People of our Great Empire, We are now starting on our path to Rebuilding Hataropoils and makeing our Empire Powerful once again. I am now declareing my self Empress of The Imperial Republic of Hataria and I will Lead the Empire to Greatness!" The People soon started Cheering and said "Long Live The EMPRESS!"


Hatarian Hong Kong, Hatarian China.

Nadia heard about The Speach in Tangalee, and didn't like it, Spain and Algeria were on Neherenia's Side and the rest of the Colonies were Loyal to Nadia, Hataria it self was also under Neherenia's Rule.

Nadia soon ordered the total Mobilzation of what troops the Loyalsts or Nadists as they were Called, for War.

the Civil war had started.

OOC: You know that whole radiation thing. The kinda stuff that sticks around for thousands of years for a modern nuclear warhead. I can't see how powerful of an empire you can be when everyone's thyroid is the size of a grapefruit, and visiting tumour cutters every other month.
Franberry
14-06-2006, 02:35
OOC: You know that whole radiation thing. The kinda stuff that sticks around for thousands of years for a modern nuclear warhead. I can't see how powerful of an empire you can be when everyone's thyroid is the size of a grapefruit, and visiting tumour cutters every other month.
OOC: This is a classic Hatarian "comeback" RP, jsut ignore it
The Most Glorious Hack
14-06-2006, 04:22
Continued flaming, trolling, and hijacking will result in month long bans for everyone involved. It's really simple folks: if you don't like it, don't read it.

I'm sick of being called in here every five minutes because you people have to act like children. Shape up.

- The Most Glorious Hack
NationStates Game Moderator
Me li
14-06-2006, 05:10
ooc: Wow!?! it seems that you pissed off alot of people... <shrug>
We <imperial form of me, myself, and I> will not interfere in your internal matter.
Just going to check up on you.

ic:
[silently in the voids above Gaijin's Central landmass]

One SpyEye is detatched to observe this international Pariah...
It would watch as they destroyed themselves...
Axis Nova
14-06-2006, 12:35
OOC: You know that whole radiation thing. The kinda stuff that sticks around for thousands of years for a modern nuclear warhead. I can't see how powerful of an empire you can be when everyone's thyroid is the size of a grapefruit, and visiting tumour cutters every other month.

OOC Nuclear airbursts have little to no fallout >.>;
Hataria
14-06-2006, 19:46
Bump
Hataria
14-06-2006, 21:08
Bump me baby one more time!
Me li
14-06-2006, 21:45
ooc:
Airbursts have very littel fallout... still be a bitch though.

H. err you could write more than a Bump or variation thereof. It is your thread after all. So how are the ?two? sides doing? The people refugees, disease, stress, etc... Details eh? Might get more people into this wasteland.

ic:
[clik...clik...clik]
Hataria
16-06-2006, 00:09
Bump Up and Down and POST GOD DAMN IT!
Itinerate Tree Dweller
16-06-2006, 00:34
Outgoing transmissions via LokiNet:

[encoded: 0x9898234059h2jk3h4512kj3klj51235]
To Shogun Nadia of the nation of Hataria,

Greetings, Hatarian, I am a personal representative of the Imperial throne of the Hadethan Empire, a nation you know as ITD. We have been monitoring your nation's situation and believe we can provide assistance, in both armaments and money, if necessary. For this aid, we call for a permanent truce and peace treaty to be signed between our two nations; a treaty to be signed in a neutral territory of course.

Be aware that this is a non-negotiable matter. In exchange for your nation leaving us alone for eternity and you forever giving up all claims to the land you know as Western Hataria (now properly know as Free Haven Colony), we will provide you with arms and economic aid.

Sincerely,
Executor Nathan William Irons
[end encoding]

[encoded: 3x457623gh4h62h7klhj367823456]
To Empress Neherenia of the nation of Hataria,

Greetings, Hatarian, I am a personal representative of the Imperial throne of the Hadethan Empire, a nation you know as ITD. We have been monitoring your nation's situation and believe we can provide assistance, in both armaments and money, if necessary. For this aid, we call for a permanent truce and peace treaty to be signed between our two nations; a treaty to be signed in a neutral territory of course.

Be aware that this is a non-negotiable matter. In exchange for your nation leaving us alone for eternity and you forever giving up all claims to the land you know as Western Hataria (now properly know as Free Haven Colony), we will provide you with arms and economic aid.

Sincerely,
Executor Nathan William Irons
[end encoding]
Hataria
16-06-2006, 01:03
Neherenia and Nadia soon decided to end the Fighting and come to peace. Neherenia would be Empress and Nadia would Continue to be Shogun.


the Messenge from ITD was deleted by some Hacker looking for Playboy.com, and The Hatarians would not have fallen for it any way.