NationStates Jolt Archive


Return of the Klaymore Kitty

Alcona and Hubris
10-06-2006, 17:59
Back by popular Demand, it is the Klaymore Kitty!
http://www.stuffedark.com/images/bobcataa28.jpg

The attractively packaged and well designed pressure sensitive mine that set sales records almost a decade ago.

The Klaymore Kitty is not just a 28 inch stuffed doll, but a highly developed weapon system designed originally for dispatching Klatchian Crocadiles by offering them a tasty Benji Cub to snack on.

The Klaymore Kitty contains a 26 inch perforated metal fragmentation tube built around a solid core of high grade plastic explosives designed to detonate when a minimum amount of pressure is applied to the tube.

Use it like a throw away claymore mine
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c7/Explosions.jpg

Use it in assassinations
http://express.howstuffworks.com/gif/explosion-intro.jpg

Use it to Remove unwanted Pests from your backyards and waterways
http://web.acsalaska.net/~richard.mauer/Israel/Northern%20Israel/Kiryat%20Smona/Hot%20water%20explosion.jpg

The Klaymore Kitty, Get yours Today!

Available in packs of 10 for 1,300 USD
Buy Direct or from your Local Arms Dealer
Jenrak
10-06-2006, 18:31
OOC: Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!111!!111
IC:

We wish to buy 10 packs, at the cost of 13,000 USD. Money will be wired once items delivered.
Alcona and Hubris
10-06-2006, 18:37
Order Confirmed,
100 10 pack cases will be shipped to address provided. Recipt of money expected upon delivery.
Jenrak
10-06-2006, 18:41
Of course. Reciept will be shown as proof of verification of money wired.
Alcona and Hubris
11-06-2006, 14:07
Anyone for a nice little Kitty?
Alcona and Hubris
12-06-2006, 15:33
A Bouncy Horse Attacks!