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We here in the Federation would like to take a moment to remind of the world of something: We were the original Lesbian nation of the world. We alone have survived for these long decades in a world filled with fundamentalism and Radical Religious Fanaticism! We have proven our selves more than once to be beacon of hope for democracy and freedom, not only for homosexuals, but for humans of every creed.

And then some junior Lesbian nations enter the international community, seeking to steal our thunder? Hell no, we won't allow it! We have, and are still doing the 100% Lesbian nation "thing", so all you wanna-be leaders out there, come up with something new. We are now making a pledge to absorb any "New" Lesbian nations into the Federation, and if they resist, we will simply turn them into glass craters.

Good day.

State Department

We here in the Federation would like to take a moment to remind of the world of something: We were the original Lesbian nation of the world. We alone have survived for these long decades in a world filled with fundamentalism and Radical Religious Fanaticism! We have proven our selves more than once to be beacon of hope for democracy and freedom, not only for homosexuals, but for humans of every creed.

And then some junior Lesbian nations enter the international community, seeking to steal our thunder? Hell no, we won't allow it! We have, and are still doing the 100% Lesbian nation "thing", so all you wanna-be leaders out there, come up with something new. We are now making a pledge to absorb any "New" Lesbian nations into the Federation, and if they resist, we will simply turn them into glass craters.

Good day.

State Department

OOC-Your nation is interesting. I am new to NS and would like to know if we could establish diplomacy, I would like friends and allies to help my nation out as it takes its first steps on the international stage.

"Does this mean we can expect some hot lesbian mud wrestling if they resist? Hahahaha" - Adviser Christopher Irons

"Please excuse the remarks of my brother, he's a recovering alcoholic and has been having a rough year." - Nathan William Irons

OOC: If you're a 100% lesbian nation how do you reproduce?

OOC: If you're a 100% lesbian nation how do you reproduce?

OOC-Perhaps technology.

OOC:...Check my old factbook.

OOC:...Check my old factbook. OOC: Could you give me the link?

OOC: No. I don't feel like looking for it.

OOC: No. I don't feel like looking for it. OOC: xD

OOC: No. I don't feel like looking for it.
ooc: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=402217

OOC: Not the one I meant, but meh.

ooc: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=402217 OOC: Wow, pregnancy must really benefit the economy if you do it that way.

Message from the President's desk...

The Chevrokian Confederate Republic would like to remind the Tree Hugging Lesbians that the offensive, or first strike use of nuclear weapons is generally frowned upon by many members of the international community, especially if it is only with the intent to wipe out populations.

From: Allied Union Grand Senate
To: Tree Hugging Lesbians

Your threat amuses us. We shall say this once, and only once.

Any hostile action by the Federation of Tree Hugging Lesbians against sovereign nations with no quarrel with them shall be dealt with most swiftly and decisively by the Allied Union military.

Good day.

-Transmission Ended-

To: The Tree Hugging Lesbians

From: The Republic of Kanami-MOF

If anything, your nation should be happy others are taking to your example you are setting. The fact you would blow them off to be #1, is a big contradiction of your message you put: We have proven our selves more than once to be beacon of hope for democracy and freedom, not only for homosexuals, but for humans of every creed.

We will deal with such threats swiftly, don't make the world come after you. Don't go for broke. Join up with your Junior comapnion nations in alliance.

Karou Kamiah-MOF

We would like to take a moment to remind the world that empty threats from nations smaller and less powerful than us do not concern us.

Federal Department

Location Unknown, 0200 hours

Point Beta.

A spot in the vast Pacific Ocean 400 nautical miles north of the Velkyan-owned naval base at Ohaui, Point Beta (Sub Town, as it is known as by submarine crews in the Pacific Patrol Zone) is a nexus of Velkyan submarine patrol routes, intersecting paths from Ohaui, Sand Island, Rocky Shores, and mainland Velkya herself. It is also used as a staging area for submarines about to go on patrol or area-specific operation, a purpose it would soon fulfill once again.

Lurking far beneath the black depths, five separate submarines of the Allied Union Naval Defense Force 3rd Fleet, two Barracuda hunter-killer submarines, a Hunter IV hunter killer, and two Archer IV missile submarines, approached Beta at maximum underwater speed, attempting to rendezvous by dawn to begin Operation Deep Blue, the codename for the Allied Union defensive operation against the FTHL. They're recent threats against worldwide nations and smug attitude towards those opposed to them had largely pushed the Grand Senate to authorize a naval task force dispatch to the area to monitor communications and set up a submarine array in case the Federation was to make good on its threats.

By 0453 hours, a five submarine formation headed by the Bersk, the Hunter III, was en route to international waters outside FTHL. Each submarine lay several dozen miles apart, their SONAR systems scanning both on the surface and below it for threats. Missile and torpedo tubes sat on high alert, ready for the command from their crews as they crossed the foreboding sea to their destination.

The Monotheistic Republic

To: Federal Department, Tree Hugging Lesbians
From: Alfred Rednight, Foreign Ministry

The Republic wants to make itself prefectly clear to the Lesbian Federation. If you try to 'glass' anyone, you yourself will be glassed.

We here in the Federation would like to take a moment to remind of the world of something: We were the original Lesbian nation of the world. We alone have survived for these long decades in a world filled with fundamentalism and Radical Religious Fanaticism! We have proven our selves more than once to be beacon of hope for democracy and freedom, not only for homosexuals, but for humans of every creed.

And then some junior Lesbian nations enter the international community, seeking to steal our thunder? Hell no, we won't allow it! We have, and are still doing the 100% Lesbian nation "thing", so all you wanna-be leaders out there, come up with something new. We are now making a pledge to absorb any "New" Lesbian nations into the Federation, and if they resist, we will simply turn them into glass craters.

Good day.

State Department


Xeraph is proud and honored to have the Tree Hugging Lesbians as an ally and a co-member of GAPTS. THL, you ARE the original and enduring example of a proud and honest nation who stands up for what they believe and don't make any excuses for it.

Perhaps we were a bit too...hasty in our previous statement. Still, we are tired of people ripping us off. We won't be invading or nuking any other "Lesbian Nations", but we won't have any dealings with them what so ever.

Federal Department

OOC: Welcome back, THL.

"As we support your nation and ideals, we find it futile to force other Lesbian nations under your banner simply because you claim to be thee original Lesbian nation. We believe in self ruling democracies, even monarchies *imperial or royal*, but we will not stand idely by to watch your nation force others under your rule simply for a personal vendetta of being the original Lesbian nation. If other Lesbian nations wish to unite with your nation under a single flag under a single federation, then we shall support those and your self. But if any one Lesbian nation refuses and you openly invade that nation, nuclear or conventionally, then we shall be forced to intervene. We deeply hope you shall consider your options and consider them wisely."

Ministry of Foreign Affairs

OOC Sorry, it's a crap post. I just felt like saying something. Anyways, I do like how you've lasted this long as your own unique self. Awesome how you've been able to pull it off and to keep it going, anyways I'm just trying to get re-involved with NS. So yea, sorry if I typed any...mistakes?

"As we support your nation and ideals, we find it futile to force other Lesbian nations under your banner simply because you claim to be thee original Lesbian nation. We believe in self ruling democracies, even monarchies *imperial or royal*, but we will not stand idely by to watch your nation force others under your rule simply for a personal vendetta of being the original Lesbian nation. If other Lesbian nations wish to unite with your nation under a single flag under a single federation, then we shall support those and your self. But if any one Lesbian nation refuses and you openly invade that nation, nuclear or conventionally, then we shall be forced to intervene. We deeply hope you shall consider your options and consider them wisely."

Ministry of Foreign Affairs



Thing is, we are the original. In recent months, at least three other Lesbian nations have popped up, and have received revolting amounts of attention and "kudos" for their originality. As we said, they are not original. We are.

Federal State Department

"As we are not stating that you are not the original Lesbian Nation, we do not agree with you getting roudy to the point of wanting to force other nations like yours to become a part of a Federation most likely lead by your own. We understand your strife to make it known that your nation IS the Original Lesbian nation, but using force in the equation is just highly unecissary and proves that your nation really is no different from the rest."

Ministry of Foreign Affairs

OOC Meh...I know you are, hope you arn't thinking that I am stating that you arn't.

"As we are not stating that you are not the original Lesbian Nation, we do not agree with you getting roudy to the point of wanting to force other nations like yours to become a part of a Federation most likely lead by your own. We understand your strife to make it known that your nation IS the Original Lesbian nation, but using force in the equation is just highly unecissary and proves that your nation really is no different from the rest."

Ministry of Foreign Affairs

OOC Meh...I know you are, hope you arn't thinking that I am stating that you arn't.


Such an alliance would have to be lead by our selves. No other homosexual nation wields the economic and military power we do. Most of them don't even have populations the size of some of our smaller provinces. But again, we withdrew our previous statement, and chose to ignore all other homosexual nations completely.

Federal State Department

Such an alliance would have to be lead by our selves. No other homosexual nation wields the economic and military power we do. Most of them don't even have populations the size of some of our smaller provinces. But again, we withdrew our previous statement, and chose to ignore all other homosexual nations completely.

Federal State Department

"Although we scoff at your new plan to just ignore all other Homosexual nations *Good thinking...just got used to saying Lesbian nations >>*, we shall find this much more agreable rather than the one you had originally stood by. Though we do not believe you will stand by this new policy, we shall keep a close eye on your international statements and thus events. We hope that you shall remain at peace with other Homosexual nations."

Ministry of Foreign Affairs

OOC And again I felt like I typed that out weirdly...meh.

Since we have started using mind uploads and downloads, things like sexual orientation have become a problem. It is often hard to tell which replacement bodies started with what sex after a several hundred years.

Since we have started using mind uploads and downloads, things like sexual orientation have become a problem. It is often hard to tell which replacement bodies started with what sex after a several hundred years.



You could call it 'psychosomatic androgeny". How cool would it be if we could upload Anna Nicole's mind into Bill Clinton.

<Hyperspace communication...>

TO: Tree Hugging Lesbians
FR: The Foreign Office, Draconic Order
SU: Absorbing or ignoring of lesser "Lesbian" nations.

Draconic Order will pledge their support in any action THL makes in their expansion or in defense of their ideals.

-Martivir ghoros kepesk-
(Peace before the storm)
Maekrix Azure

From: Ministry for ooc/ ic blending and general mockery
To: The Incredibly Sad Nation/ Player of Tree Hugging Lesbians
Subject: Your sadness


You fail. Ienotheisa - now unextant 2002 nation - happened to have a 'Lesbian' society years before you started in NS. Your mindboggling arrogance is impressive, but... You lack information about three out of four years of Nationstates. You really should keep your mouth shut if you desire to avoid being ridiculed and/ or disregarded
You still fail. What exactly is the logic in not contacting and having, you know, friendly relations with those who are ideologically closest to you? That your rather sad (And, as pointed out above, utterly unjustified) ego interfers this much with your IC reasoning isn't exactly providing evidence of your maturity
You continue to fail. Did it ever occur to you that you might not be the only one to have the idea independently (Like, you know, Ienotheisa)? Well, apparently not, which is rather sad, all things considered. See - contrary to what your ego tells you, you're not the only person with original ideas (And I dare noting that the idea of lesbian societies is hardly something you dreamt up. I could point at, say, the ancient greek, a few hundred years B.C... Sappho's poetry, and all that)
All of this said, you fail