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After many a bag of Doritos, Mer des Ennuis Weapon Design is happy to announce the creation of a new breed of super weapon! All will bow before the might of this weapon! It is so expensive that Mer des Ennuis only has one with all the options! Average construction time is 3 years per weapon! Be the next badass dictator on the block! Pwn mad n00bs! Presenting:

The M895 Board with a M1934 Rusty Nail in it!

Early Concept Art of the Board
http://www.fotosearch.com/thumb/ICL/ICL155/CON_074.jpg
Fully Loaded M895 in the service of Mer des Ennuis
http://web.bentley.edu/students/k/Krug_Jona/m895.gif

Mer des Ennusian Scientists realized that we would be the first on the world stage to bring out such a weapon to defeat the formidable LS193 Ice Pick. After 3 years of research, Mer des Ennuis believes that it has the ultimate in strategic deterrence. The M895 Board with a Rusty Nail in it is made of high quality balsa wood, is approximately 20 feet long and has an 18 inch long wrought-iron nail that sat outside during a rainstorm. While untested, we have no reason to believe that depleted uranium armor will stand up to it. Get yours today!

Price List:
M895 Board: 75 billion dollars
M895A2: 98 billion dollars; features a duct-taped on combination nightvision/sight/flashlight
Add Ons
M1934 Rusty Nail: 25 billion dollars
M1963 Rusty Razor Wire: 56 billion Dollars
Mother of Pearl Inlay w/ Your Country’s name spelled out in l337: 29 billion dollars
Dark, Poorly Applied waterproof stain: 195 billion dollars
Pressure Treatment: 59 billion dollars

Edit: A paper mache demo model is available for a mere 2 billion dollars.

I personally have always thought that, while the Board w/ Nail In It was always a very effective weapon, the pointy stick is far superior.

congratz brother...

We are not very interested coz we've god with us...



The High Priest
- Voice of god -

We as devoted acolytes of Homer Simpson can attest to this weapons ability to defeat evil flying saucer aliens.

Indeed the Sage Homer himself was found of the Whackit Stick...the direct precusor to this improved model. We of the Tribes will offer you some shiny plastic beads for the production rights to this marvelous invention! None can stand before us!

We note that the pointy stick is due for an upgrade as well. We will offer you two elephants and several goats to aid you in your research. Long may our friendship grow!

(AT) Tribe of Me Li,
Isles of Mara

perhaps i will work on upgrading the tried and true pointy stick at some time in the future. Line art is up in the main post.