NationStates Jolt Archive

At a press conference early this morning in the affectionately named Moskau City, capital of the United Socialist States of Delinquent Faith in the State of Kalidonia, His Most High, the honorable President Simon Kalis spoke this morning at a press conference detailing much of his current agenda, the USSDFs introduction into the United Nations, the continuing situation with the Animal Liberationists, whom the President called “homegrown terrorists and a threat to the prosperity and unity of our great nation”, as well as highlighting most interestingly a high profile deal with The Rogue Nation of Sladesville.

The President adjusted his tie and cleared his throat as he began speaking on the shocking trade deal with The RNS.

“I met with the leader of Sladesville, and we spoke on a number of issues both of our growing nations are concerned about. We exchanged our concerns, and in my mind we both jelled very well together. It is of utmost importance to the USSDF, that we ensure the security and well being of all our citizens in these troubling times. So it is with this that I am pleasured to announce a fruitful relationship with The RNS. We are prepared to provide the RNS with ten Bigfoot animals, our nations most prized national animal, along with sample DNA ready for genetic testing in exchange for $500 Million Sladians, which will definitely help our somewhat lackluster economy begin to truly prosper.”

The announcement filled the air with a sense of unease. It is apparent that these two nations coming into a friendship is a very odd scenario indeed, with The RNS a pure police state in the highest sense of Fascism meanwhile The USSDF is the complete opposite, a socialist paradise. It goes without saying for ten animals and a few samples of DNA, $500 Million Sladians seems a bit too much of a price.

"I would like to also add, I look forward to the future trade and wonderful relationship with such a great nation as Sladesville."

However President Kalis refused to answer any questions before any press could ask and quickly left the podium, cockily swaggering down the long winding hallway of his Parliament building.

We will bring more to you as it becomes available.

Shortly after President Simon Kalis' press conference announcing his nations new relationship with the RNS. The Rogue Nation of Sladeville's Vice President Lucas Knight was quick to respond. With the cameras quickly moving over to Sector 1, standing at the podium was a middle aged man, dressed in a black suit and tie his long white hair tied back in a ponytail. Scattered about this press conference where a dozen armed guards decked out in black body armor and guns of a unknown design.

"Welcome to Sector one ladies and gentleman of the press, it's a honor and privaledge to confirm our relationship with the USSDF. Now I know that you may well be thinking that 500 million for a few big foots and their dna is well over priced. But let me ask you this, what price can you put on scientific advancement? President Simon Kalis see the benifits of our work which at present we can't disclose to the general populace, but soon we'll be able to make a huge announcement."

Before any realitive questions could be asked by the local press, Vice President Knight was quick to release the following statement.

"There was an attempt on our presidents life earlier this week, but thanks to our NIA (National Intelligence Agency) we was able to thwart it before anything could happen. All suspects have been captured and shall be executed pending trial June 10th 2006. That is all."

OOC: Look forward to doing business with you buddy.

You know, like I said- we've got to add more depth to it. It can turn very interesting.

OOC: Likewise mate, this ish is still new to me, so once i get the hang of it i'll put out more indepth stuff. :D