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The UK has decided to show off its latest nuclear weapon, the PEN15 class. It has sixty different warheads that are all 8 megatons in yield. It is undefeatable by ABM systems because ofa system thatis too complicated to explain, therefore I won't try. (Really, I do know how it works)

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f16/MattShipwrighter/Questers/nuclearweapon1.png

They are for sale for 50 million apiece. Young nations come get some now!

We tested it on a small country mostly populated by poor black people, so it must work.

I want exactly 3.825E10 of these. Now.

sry I don't tihink I can sell them in E numbers

but what about the new seaskimmernuke

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f16/MattShipwrighter/Questers/seaskimmer.png

its supercockitating through air which means it can go mach 31. it will destroy any sihp it hits INCLUDING A hdoo class waership.

HERE IS MI NEW NUKE
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f16/MattShipwrighter/Questers/jihadnujke.png

it cna buery under sand 2 SURPRISE hole emeny armies.

SURPSIE! is the motto.

Franberry has always equiped itself with Questers equipment, and today would be no exception

we shall purchase 398.6/8932^2 of each one of your magnificent warheads

we shall conquer all with such a magnificent arsenal

kudos to you, mr OwlNavyJack, for your glorious designs

I can't count past 1337 :(

heres mi new design cna u pls tell me if anytihng is wrong wht it .

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f16/MattShipwrighter/Questers/battlewheel.png

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/8352/aspjnga2vt.png

MI NUKE IS BETTA IT COMZ THRU DA FLUR LOLOL!!!111

All u haev 2 du is bury it the enmie never know its ther
preis 21,104,484p so i can havv lots.

I can't count past 1337 :(
that is quite a shame, my dear madam

I would make my own designs, but they would be uparalled by your masterpieces

Cravan would be interested in buying eleven...ty billion of your fine product. We would be willing to pay the amount of 6,245,545,421,464,872,754,648,624,684,645,612,489,654,DJG,456,SD4,2^7/ 0 in advance, if you would prefer it that way.

We feel we would redesignate the weapon NX401 N00K OF DOOMZORS!!!!! for reference in our military.

Do you accept cash, or cash?

errr... dats godemawd, sory. IGONRED.

Cravan would be interested in buying eleven...ty billion of your fine product. We would be willing to pay the amount of 6,245,545,421,464,872,754,648,624,684,645,612,489,654,DJG,456,SD4,2^7/ 0 in advance, if you would prefer it that way.

We feel we would redesignate the weapon NX401 N00K OF DOOMZORS!!!!! for reference in our military.

Do you accept cash, or cash?

k

do u hav paypal?

k

do u hav paypal?

nopezors...

u except the monies tied to a rock and thrown at u?

kthxbai

sry..

i cant read what ur sayin..
pls put more effot in...

Cravan would be interested in buying eleven...ty billion of your fine product. We would be willing to pay the amount of 6,245,545,421,464,872,754,648,624,684,645,612,489,654,DJG,456,SD4,2^7/ 0 in advance, if you would prefer it that way.

We feel we would redesignate the weapon NX401 N00K OF DOOMZORS!!!!! for reference in our military.

Do you accept cash, or cash?
N00b Modder!!! teh godwank!

lolz y no e numbers? e is a badass number!

N00b Modder!!! teh godwank!

So? :p

sry..

i cant read what ur sayin..
pls put more effot in...

kk, i try.

Wouldst thou accepteth the monetary value of said purchase to be tied to a rock or other such object and thrown to you? I sincerely apologize, for I am not in the possession of a PayPal account, and therefore cannot pay thy money to you through that means.

u wot?

I don't know whether to shake my head or laugh raucously.

u wot?
he is to truw rockies at u wit the money stapled one

[OOC- I nearly had a heart attack after reading those first three sentences after I had seen your name on this thread. Thanks. Thanks a lot. Let's not worry me so much ever again. If you fall to the forces of n00Bitude then who do we have left? WHO?!?!]

IC- OMG! I wll inv8de U w/ my army!

:sniper: :sniper: :sniper:
1000000 tanks and 30000000 soldiers fight U.

:gundge: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5:
U lose n00b!!!!!!

franberry talk real plx i cant understand u

I'll take 34 in base thirteen of these devices. Kudos to those who get the reference.

D00d R3public 0f 4r410ni4 N33dz N00kz

L0lz W4nt 20945729384572340972048572093845203485720943857^0948534034e094857345 Nookz

i a774ck s4mt0n14 with my 9.9999999E100 ships because, as before, e's a badass number!

franberry talk real plx i cant understand u
Questur, u is no ready no english? u is teh retard

WTF FLAEM

im repartingu 2 da mods UR SCREWD

Wtf Flaem
n00bsux, go lern Inglish, derty foringer

im repartingu 2 da mods UR SCREWD
O shet!!!lem!

I'll take 34 in base thirteen of these devices. Kudos to those who get the reference.

i knoe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



nah... i leid... i dont noe. :( tell me or my 10934982390583249058342FFJKLSJFIOJSIO89045860943 man army will desyrot yew!!!! :sniper: :sniper: :mp5: :mp5: :gundge: :gundge:

...e's a badass number!

E isn't just badass... It's motherfuckin' badass. :cool:

n00bsux, go lern Inglish, derty foringer

WTF? 3ng7ish= teh suxorz! g0 and l3@rn @m3ric@n!

The name bears a striking resemblance to a certain part of the male anatomy.

The name bears a striking resemblance to a certain part of the male anatomy.
WtF nub!!! go homex, u lem, wtf r u, proffesr or sumethin, wit ur fancey worts

WtF nub!!! go homex, u lem, wtf r u, proffesr or sumethin, wit ur fancey worts
Fine then, I'll dumb it down a little: omg it l00x liek penis wtf!!!!!1111one

ICC:
well i am from awesomecorp and i have come to tell you about our much better nuke the ky1337.

it is like seventy meters long (hey don't ask me i don't want to bore you with all the technical information, it's only for smarty ppl like me)

anyway its got 500.0 MIRVs in it making it highly advanced (the MIRV stands 4 missile intelligent rocket v1* as you all know, but i'm patenting it so don't steal it or i'll use them on u. that means u questers, you godmodder). also the MRIVs go into like a ninja star shape that is the stealthiest and deadliest shape. our scientists tested diffrent patterns at our labs and noticed that the ninja star (or numb-chuck sp lol i don't spell korean) was really quiet and could kill people. so we used it for our nuke.

the ninja star pattern of mirvs means they can go really fast and basically destroy everything. each mirv can hold 3 small nukes (this is super confusing to enemy sonar), 2 medium nukes, or one big nuke (it destroyed 2/15ths of iceland in one shot).

stats
MIRVS (copyright me) x 500
Length: 71 meters or something
Range: 18,000,000 furlongs
speed: mach 50 (mach 60 if u buy verson with noz engine)
cost: 500,000 dollars
prod rights: give me ur password

also it is painted black for stealth.



*this was a very powerful nuke invented by the germans in world war one, and we used their scientists to make this nuke

is production rights availables?

and people think i'm a huge noob.....................................

omg my password is ****** wen I get prod rihgts!

fuk WHYATICA IS LYING DATS NOT HIS PASSWODR

and people think i'm a huge noob.....................................
for that insult against my much bigger nation i launch my entire nuke army at you.

unless you accept my modest proposal and give me your password and then 10 other nations password (this is called decimaltation and the romans used it i bet u didn't know that)

:upyours: :upyours: :upyours: :upyours: :upyours: :upyours: :upyours: :upyours: :upyours: :upyours:

lolz omg sooooo sory im late!!!11! Me wantz nukkzorzzz!

can I havez mien in gaint hamster ballz for eazie moevment?!?!

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/1783/katamaribomb1ad.jpg

fuk WHYATICA IS LYING DATS NOT HIS PASSWODR
Teh mods nev mod me, joo is THE LIARz

:upyours: :upyours: :upyours: :upyours: :upyours: :upyours: :upyours: :upyours: :upyours: :upyours:

stop being such a n00b and using emoticons. ur so immature and stupid.

707! I launch my super hyper reverse polarity uber nuclear polaron resequencing time-space beding quantam string atom electron quark chroniton temporal mega ultra gamma adaptive differential pulse code modulating orbital interplanetary particle cannon laser.

:upyours: :upyours: :upyours: :upyours: :upyours: :upyours: :upyours: :upyours: :upyours: :upyours:
wtf n00b, keeps tis threads all nice, no needs fur u

fine then here's my password:Like i would really tell you?

707! I launch my super hyper reverse polarity uber nuclear polaron resequencing time-space beding quantam string atom electron quark chroniton temporal mega ultra gamma adaptive differential pulse code modulating orbital interplanetary particle cannon laser.

nuke shield. it uses nanofurlongtechnology which shoots lasers and x-rays (they can go thru walls and stuff and hit u). also it is turtleshell shape for maximum armortection (14,000,000 RHA).

here is a diagram since you are obviously too stupid to understand
- - - >=> : : : : : : : :[::::: / ;.;,
- - >=> : : : : : : : : : [ :::[ ...
- - - - - >=> : : : : ::::[:::\o l;
^ those are nukes^xrays^wall ^ turtle shell shield plus robots

101010101 (if that's your real nation name, u cheater)

you are a butt-face and i am calling the mods on u, because ur pasword was false datas (do u rly think i'd fall for that? ur pretty dumb for a n00b lol)

Hahaha! ROFL! LOFL! ROFLMAO! Like you don't know that Gamma rays automatically defeat X-rays and at the same time turn all of my people into Hulks who then eat you!

101010101 (if that's your real nation name, u cheater)

you are a butt-face and i am calling the mods on u, because ur pasword was false datas (do u rly think i'd fall for that? ur pretty dumb for a n00b lol)
LMAO 1010101010110101 is gonna get PWND

ooooooo nooooooooooeeeeeeesssssss!111!!1111!!!!!! you found out my secret cause my real nation name is 1010102 and because you know iw ill attack you will 500000000000000000000000000000000 megaton nooks and then attack with my 99999999999999999999999999 man army!!!!

Hahaha! ROFL! LOFL! ROFLMAO! Like you don't know that Gamma rays automatically defeat X-rays and at the same time turn all of my people into Hulks who then eat you!

well i fooled u cheatmodder

secret icc (u dont kno this )

they are antimatter. i win.

ooooooo nooooooooooeeeeeeesssssss!111!!1111!!!!!! you found out my secret cause my real nation name is 1010102 and because you know iw ill attack you will 500000000000000000000000000000000 megaton nooks and then attack with my 99999999999999999999999999 man army!!!!
wank!!! i is call teh mod

well i just sicced tehm on you!

well i just sicced tehm on you!
u dont make sense

NS Phsychological warfare R&D Dept. ('N00bery weapons Div.)
{Simulation Alpaha-1-Eta}

Subject 7331 'Ato' (Ref. 2140-433)

*H=0106*[Time log begins, Subject accesses thread]

*H=0108*[Subject finishes reading thread]

*H=0110*[Subject's eye begins to twitch]

*H=0111*[Subject begins to babble incoherently]

*H=0113*[Subject foams at the mouth]

*H=0114*[Subject becomes increasingly violent]

*H=0116* [Subject is sedated]

*H=0128* [Subject regains consiousness]

*H=0130* [Subject is calm and begins to write reply to thread]

*H=0133* [Subject becomes violent again, Subject destroys keyboard and eats the mouse]

*H=0134* [Subject begins to choke on mouse components]

*H=0135* [Subject suffers respirtory failure and goes into cardiac arrest. emergency team responds]

*H=0136* [Subject is defilibrated three times]

*H=0137* [Subject declared dead by emergency team]

Time of death= 0137



(Supervisor's note: A two minute exposure to the content of this thread caused self-inflicted death within 29 minutes. Obviously this kind of psychological warefare material is extremely dangerous and should be handled with extreme caution. We suggest further tests be carried out on a wider range of subjects to determine the true potency.
We also suggest that the government and the MOD enforcement agency crack down on producers of this material and sieze all examples so that it may never fall into the wrong hands. The consquences if such a weapon were to be released into public broadcast networks would be unthinkable and horrifying.)

ICC:
well i am from awesomecorp and i have come to tell you about our much better nuke the ky1337.

stats
MIRVS (copyright me) x 500
Length: 71 meters or something
Range: 18,000,000 furlongs
speed: mach 50 (mach 60 if u buy verson with noz engine)
cost: 500,000 dollars
prod rights: give me ur password


u noes, a picture uis very importint too! u shuold get DOGA its a good aplecashion, then u can hav a picture!!!

I am not buying produ.. proda... produckshion(?) rights without a picture!!!!

:sniper:

HAHAHAHAHAHA

DOGA, that's CLASSIC.

^ STFU u noob! :upyours:

Look at new infantary battle suit i jsut made in DOGA!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/JC_Denton/2a0c0088.png

A infantary in these battle suit has teh strangth of Hercules or myabe even The Rock. he can carrys gattling gun with 8 guns or maybe a small antitank cannon which can penistrate threw 2 Abrams tanks with 1 shot! very god for peacekeepings cause my nation is a pecaceful one so we do lots of peacekeeping!

so you can STFU or maybe go somewhere else like the mall!!! :headbang:

OOC: Ouch, my sides are hurting out of alughing.

IC: We dun' had it with you city folk and 'yer fancy city learnins! We dun't need no nukes, they dunkill people! Ask pa, he knows. We dun' fight for the obliteration of nukes, to the redneck armoury!

omgz u st00pit r3n1k, STFU!

EMP ROKITS 4 TEH WINNZORS!

http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/4822/orbitaldefence0gz.png

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/7118/stik9ip.png

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/7118/stik9ip.png Oh now that's just cold.

Aw, you know you laughed. :cool:

OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!11111111111111111122222

j00 is mean i leaven u all stuped i hates u ns is stuped and u jus STFU kthxbye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111.11111122222222222e12 :headbang:

:rolleyes:

f00k3rs

(ooc: Best. Thread. Eva. :p )

Damn str8t.

Locked at originator's request.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v453/GMCMA/Other%20stuff/Damage.jpg