NationStates Jolt Archive

OCC: please keep the OCC chat to the OCC thread. also to the the other furon RPer 4 clonings only. I will start this off with Pox briefing you. Human RPers ignore this.(yes it is copied from the mannual.)

IC:

Pox:"Listen up! The clock is ticking on our invasion window and I don't have time to handhold you through this. Since the destruction of Earth and the reign of the Furon Empire depend on you, I will indulge you with a bit of background information... just this once.

It was in the earliest days of the Empire we realized out brilliant, indomitable species was doomed. Eons of waging war on inferior races with unregulated atomic weaponry had mutated our genes. As such, we could not propagate due to our complete and utter lack of genitalia. We had conquered the galaxy, but at a terrible price. Fortunately, a Furon ship happened upon Earth on its way back from destroying the Martians. Human society was young and... nubile. I needn't go into the messy details but, needless to say, every human being alive today has, buried deep in his genetic code, a strand of Furon DNA. Over the Eons, we've learned to clone ourselves, but with each iteration the information has degraded and the results are increasingly unpredictable. However, the Furon genes found in humanity's DNA are ancient and uncorrupted, representing the future of the Furon race.

This is where you come in. We are sending you to Earth to bring back our fresh DNA found deep inside the human brain stems. We don't care if you have to sacrifice the entire human race to do so - in fact we prefer it!It is now up to you to infiltrate the pathetic human society and get that DNA. I will accompany you in the Mothership and make sure you have the means to fulfill your mission, but our fate rests squarely on your head. Don't let us down. "

Crypto:"So when do I get to vaporize some pathetic humans?"

Agent Johnson (yes i know, completely generic) was sitting in his car in the peaceful country side. He was polishing a large pistol and enjoying the view. It was peaceful out, the sky was clear, the sun was bright. He had a feeling this would be a good day...

Pox:" Soon Crypto soon. Now get to your shuttles and prepare for launch(Xat and Crypto).


Crypto launched in his scout ship and landed in Turnipseed. He exited his shuttle and scaned all near by mlife forms and killed all4 cos.

Xat landed nearby but in a dense forest. He was going to meet up with Crypto, but first he wanted to see this patheic humans.

Crypto: "Where the hell did Xat land? Come here!"

Crypto went of looking for Xat and found a human.

Human:"what the heck are ya?(looks at crypto for a while) AH little green man!"

"Crypto: "I'm not green!" he then blasts the human with his Zapomatic and extracts the humans brain.

Xat: Good job Crypto. Do you think we should use the holobob to sneank into the town?

Pox: "No! we must find Crypto 136! To Rockwell!"

Crypto 137: "Fine! Xat lets go."

"Is there any other missions in Rockwell?" Xat asked. While doing this he leveled his Zapomatic.

Pox: "We are trying to find out more about the weakling humans as well."

Xat looked around then back at Crypto. "Where's Rockville?"

Crypto:"who knows."

Pox:" just get in your ships and I will set the auto pilot to take you there."

"I think I will just travel with Cryto since I got lost." Xat made his ship invisible then followed Cryto into his ship. "So are you ready to get some brains and furon dna?"

Pox: "you don't have to do anything AUTOPILOT. duh."

OOC: Just let them go together ok?

Pox:" Ok but you know what they say, When the saucer is a rockin' don't go aknockin'."

When the ship started to take off and move toward Rockville Xat could see a lot of lights. "What is happening down there Pox?"

Blasphemus Necrolust "desecrate the human race!"

Pox:"Some sort of Community gathering. I need you two to get me the weakest, dumbest human you can find. The competion will be firce but do your best."

Xat got out and found a sign saying about Rockville. Grabbing a old news paper he looked threw it. It was some sort of thing the humans called a festival. Looking threw it they were going to have someone called a Miss Rockville. Throwing the newspaper on the ground he used the scan a person and used the holobob. He looked like a farmer. Xat walked onto the fair ground and looked around.

Crypto got his holobob to look like a police officer. and picked up the person he copied and drowned him in a lake.

Walking along he found the woman who had become Mrs. Rockville. Xat scanned her mind and found out there it was about some stupid topic. He had found the perfect human to take. The holobob was working very well and no one had noticed him. Walking up to Miss Rockville he asked. "So how's it being Mrs. Rockville?"

OOC: Can you rp Mrs. Rockville?

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There was a fair that night, but Agent johnson had gotten a call from a distressed housewife. He drove out to the countryside to find the ladies poor husband dead. He called in the local police to clean it up, but inspected it first. To his surprise there was a burn mark on the mans body, searing through his cloths and midsection. But, disturbingly, his brain was missing. Agent Johnson went back to his car, the radio was blabing about some cop who forgot to check in from the fair security. He turned it off and sat back to think.
"What kind of sick mind would do that to someone?" he asked aloud.
Well, i guess this didn't turn out to be a good day. With that he switched the radio back on. Whichever cop haden't called in still haden't, he was probably flirting with Miss Rockwell. Ah, well he thought to himself. He hit the emergency override button on the reciever and cut out the operator. He picked up the maike and spoke:
"A murder happened some time ago at the Baker residence. The suspect is armed with an odd form of weaponry we cannot describe at the moment, and should be considered mentally unstable. Please keep a lookout. No tracks were left at the crime scene, so the suspect could be heading in any direction. If you notice anything odd, call it in before persuing."
He put the mike back up and unflipped the emergency override. The operator repeated the message several times before asking about the missing cop again. Johnson checked his watch. In ten minutes he would be officialy off the clock. He just hoped nothimg happened before then.

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bump, don't die on me now.