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War declared on Benlandgo

Good Happiness
25-05-2006, 18:35
Good Happiness has declared war on Benlandgo because:
1. He threatened to invade
2. He declared war for inproper reasons
3. He has only just recovered from civil war so maybe we could stabilise the country while we are there.
The NSSR
25-05-2006, 18:40
Comrade, I will support you!

"Good Happiness has declared on the daft nation of Benlandngdo. I say we join in." said the Supreme Comrade.

The NSSR sent 1,000,000 soldiers and 2,500 tanks to head for Beningrad. 100 heavy bombers and 500 fighters headed for Beningrad also.
Eppstonia
25-05-2006, 18:43
The United States of Eppstonia, on behalf of the United Anti Terror Coalition, while deciding not to involve it's military in this invasion, questions the evidence if any, of the aiding and abeting of the terrorists.
The NSSR
25-05-2006, 18:49
By Good Happiness?
Eppstonia
25-05-2006, 18:53
We question the evidence of the nation that has been accused of aiding the terrorists. After initial investigations, we have found no concluding evidence to confirm as such, however, we welcome any evidence that may be provided to us.
Colorado and Texas
25-05-2006, 19:13
The nation of Colorado and Texas does not reconize this war. We will however hapily clean up any bodies in this said Police Action.
Spiral Sun
25-05-2006, 19:46
Same. We can probably find some good... uses for the commod, I mean bodies.
Kubra
25-05-2006, 19:50
Now wait just a minute, I want some bodies too!
Colorado and Texas
25-05-2006, 19:55
Now wait just a minute, I want some bodies too!Ah my friends what say you that we get involved in this little police action. We can test what ever toys our docters are coming up with.
Rotten bacon
25-05-2006, 20:00
Rotten Bacon sees the actions of Good Happyness to be unjust. Declaring war is no reason to declare war. there fore if Good Happyness so much as sets one soldier's toe on Benlandgo shores there they will feel the full wrath of my milliary.
Kubra
25-05-2006, 20:01
Ah my friends what say you that we get involved in this little police action. We can test what ever toys our docters are coming up with. Yes, that sounds like fun. I'm sure the Kubran institute of science would be happy to have some more test subjects.
The Aeson
25-05-2006, 20:01
Communique to Good Happiness

I sincerely hope that you are not counting on our support in this ill advised war. We promised to aid you if you were invaded. As you have not been invaded, and are, in fact, invading, we are withdrawing all offers of support.

Simply put, you're on your own.
Nerotika
25-05-2006, 20:08
These actions are condemed to be unjust, if a soldier of any other country sets foot on Benlandgo territory then the SSUN will react with its military might.
Rotten bacon
25-05-2006, 20:22
These actions are condemed to be unjust, if a soldier of any other country sets foot on Benlandgo territory then the SSUN will react with its military might.
And what does this mean for defending countrys?
Good Happiness
25-05-2006, 20:24
Men, Benlandgo has already declared war on my good nation. Therefore this is but a response attack. Benlandgo has planned an invasion all along and declared war first. If you don't believe then see the thread terror fighting operation in Good Happiness.
Nerotika
25-05-2006, 20:27
And what does this mean for defending countrys?

If your defending then you do not need to worry, I am only concerned with the aggressors at this moment.
Zanski
25-05-2006, 20:30
You are both n00bs. you both overestimate eachother. I will send in the peacekeeping army if anyone shoots anything at anything.
Eppstonia
25-05-2006, 20:31
That is the information we were trying to find out. The UATC wished to know who the aggressors in this event were. We hope that Good Happiness did not take our heightened state of security as any kind of aggressive gesture, as it is only standard procedure in the preparation of a large-scale war breaking out.
The NSSR
25-05-2006, 20:33
The allied soldiers were very close to Beningrad, and they waited for a surprise attack. They were waiting for the right moment to strike.
Nerotika
25-05-2006, 20:38
The allied soldiers were very close to Beningrad, and they waited for a surprise attack. They were waiting for the right moment to strike.

So im taking it they have already set foot on Benlandgo territory, I guess have have found the aggresors, but then again we are seeing one side of the story, wheres is the other case here?
The NSSR
25-05-2006, 20:39
No, they are in the NSSR, which Beningrad os only half a mile from the border.
The NSSR
25-05-2006, 20:42
And why does everyone want to get involved in this?
The Aeson
25-05-2006, 20:42
To the world:

Here are the events as we have determined them.

A crazed general in Good Happiness launched one or more nuclear missiles at a Benlandgoan city.

Benlandgo threatened to invade Good Happiness to hunt the terrorist down.

At this point I promised to cruch Benlandgo if he tried.

The NSSR, in command of Good Happniessian troops marched for Benlandgo.

Benlandgo and NSSR talked about their love lives.

This thread happened.
Pashes
25-05-2006, 20:48
ohh ohh ohh

can i send some nukes in?!?!

i dont care who i hit i just want to play to!!

:sniper:

:mp5:
Rotten bacon
25-05-2006, 20:49
Late at night transport ships moved the rotten bacon Millitary in to Benlandgo. after the troops were organised the army split. one to the capital one to the border and a third to remain where they were for support. a that time from the ocean atlanitce sat with missials ready.
The NSSR
25-05-2006, 20:51
Late at night transport ships moved the rotten bacon Millitary in to Benlandgo. after the troops were organised the army split. one to the capital one to the border and a third to remain where they were for support. a that time from the ocean atlanitce sat with missials ready.

What if Benlandngdo has defenses? You cant just move you ships into some one elses country.
Rotten bacon
25-05-2006, 20:54
OOC: i did not find any techspects. plus i am an ally. not that that gives me permission but i would'nt mid if an ally landed in my country.
The NSSR
25-05-2006, 20:55
Oh sorry, didnt realise you were an ally.
The NSSR
25-05-2006, 20:58
Secret IC: On SR-71 Blackbird, travelling at Mach 3, flew over Beningrad taking many pictures.

IC: One MH-53J flew and landed on top of a mountain overlooking Beningrad. The doors slid open and several people got out, and hid in some trees. The people had a strange, unhuman look to them.
The NSSR
25-05-2006, 21:02
The MH-53J took off and was hovering in the air, still low to the ground. The helicopter flew over Beningrad, to the north side of the city.
Good Happiness
25-05-2006, 21:06
Benlandgo was the aggresor not me ok?
Monkey Fights
25-05-2006, 21:10
You guys have created a succession of threads that equate to some of the worst and lowest forms of RPing I have ever read. Your one line attacks with millions of troops, switching in and out of ooc and ic, and the lack of anything coherent are all bringing down the quality of the II community.
Good Happiness
25-05-2006, 21:14
OOC:Seriously it is not my fault. I admit I did one bad RP but that is it. I don't think people should blame me for what happened on their threads. Quote some of my bad posts that are bringing down the quality of nationstates.
The NSSR
25-05-2006, 21:15
And I dont think it brings down the quality of the community, you dont have to look at a thread if you dont like it. And I too wpuld like to see some of my posts that bring down the quality of the forums.
Aegethia
25-05-2006, 21:29
(At which point, He Who Leads The Equal thinks to himself-) Hehe. These people can even make war look fun.
The NSSR
25-05-2006, 21:31
Aegethia, dont get involved.
Benlandngdo
25-05-2006, 21:32
What?!?!?!
You attacked me first, so I declared war just to formalize it, because you already invaded me.
The NSSR
25-05-2006, 21:33
Welcome to the party! Most of the community hates me and GH!
Aegethia
25-05-2006, 21:33
We do not intend to get involved in hostility of any sort. It was a mere comment.
Cruxium
25-05-2006, 21:34
Comrade, I will support you!

"Good Happiness has declared on the daft nation of Benlandngdo. I say we join in." said the Supreme Comrade.

The NSSR sent 1,000,000 soldiers and 2,500 tanks to head for Beningrad. 100 heavy bombers and 500 fighters headed for Beningrad also.


(OOC: How is that for lowering the quality of RP? Your population is 114,000,000. The maximum your army should be (by which I mean soldiers) at that stage is perhaps one quarter of a million.)
Benlandngdo
25-05-2006, 21:35
Okay, calm down!
We should not be at war with each other!
GH and NSSR attacked me first!
But I forgive them okay!
But, if you want to kil them, go ahead!
The NSSR
25-05-2006, 21:35
One person once told me "You army size doesnt have to be porportional to your population." and I stand by that.
Aegethia
25-05-2006, 21:36
(OOC: How is that for lowering the quality of RP? Your population is 114,000,000. The maximum your army should be (by which I mean soldiers) at that stage is perhaps one quarter of a million.)

You know what?: Who cares? If you don't like that sort of thing, you have my permission to ignore it. Seriously- have you a social life outside of this forum?
The NSSR
25-05-2006, 21:36
Haha
Good Happiness
25-05-2006, 21:38
OOC: No one has shown me why I am lowering the quality of the forums. And jesus people calm down:headbang:
Benlandngdo
25-05-2006, 21:40
Okay, why are you attacking me,you actually owe me.
Good Happiness
25-05-2006, 21:43
You seriously declared war first. But I am tired of this petty dogfight.
The NSSR
25-05-2006, 21:43
The 1,000,000 soldiers marched into Beningrad and started attacking anything that moved. THe bombers circled overhead.
Good Happiness
25-05-2006, 21:43
Good Happiness sends 2,000 tanks and 250,000 soldiers to support the NSSR
Aegethia
25-05-2006, 21:44
This is rather petty- and besides, war solves nothing, love solves all!
The NSSR
25-05-2006, 21:45
The bombers dropped bombs on the airport.
Aegethia
25-05-2006, 21:46
Official message from He Who Leads The Equal

Aegethia will willingly send a team of medics to heal and help anyone whatsoever who is in pain or suffering. The world needs no more. We also wish not to take sides in this. Please refrain from hurting our people- we wish only good.
Benlandngdo
25-05-2006, 21:47
You now what? This is so crapy, you invaded me without givng me a chanceto respond.
The NSSR
25-05-2006, 21:51
ok the bombers didnt bomb, but the infantry are there slaughtering civilians.
Benlandngdo
25-05-2006, 21:51
Ok, then I deploymy soldiers and tanks to defend them.
Monkey Fights
25-05-2006, 21:53
Since you asked...

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=483999
Here there are no specs, checks, info, or anything. Some one even mentioned stickies

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=483214
Again, a sorry excuse for a storefront, and again, told you were in er, this time the price. Perhaps package them altogehter?

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=480948
This was a decent effort but was soon muddled to the point of confusion, many withdrew and you had to make a new thread, which was dismal

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=484489
Second post there says enough

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=484451
Already a thread for this, be more descriptive

Look at the above posts...
the are so broad and nondescript it is a wonder you guys ever know what is going on in your own threads, besides outsiders. Read the stickies and take consideration in your RPs. Tell how your troops are prepariong to attack, characterize people. Don't just send a million people to attack.
Good Happiness
25-05-2006, 21:57
OOC:I did read the stickies and my posts are improving. It seems like people are biased towards my storefronts and you could be less rude to me. Honestly:headbang:
Benlandngdo
25-05-2006, 21:57
you got served, nssr!
Good Happiness
25-05-2006, 21:59
OOC:Honestly, this thread has turned into a place for people having a snipe at me. I am officialy dissacosiating myself from this thread
Aegethia
25-05-2006, 21:59
Is not there a way of resolving this without killing people? We have sent an extra batch of medics in case you cannot resolve this any other way.
Benlandngdo
25-05-2006, 21:59
Thats because you were bieng a jerk.
Benlandngdo
25-05-2006, 22:00
I agree with Aegathia.
Aegethia
25-05-2006, 22:00
No need, whatsoever. I am beginning to lose respect for people on here.
Monkey Fights
25-05-2006, 22:02
I'm sorry if I at first seemed rude. I am just commenting on what I have noticed as a large amount of 'nothing' posts by a group of about 5 countries. True, there are a few redeeming post, but not many. If you are more serious than just naming large amounts of troops attacking each other in two sentences, read some of the wars from more experienced RPers. I admit myself I am not one but do know quality when exhibited. I hope you do not quit do to my contructive, and tough, criticism. I hope you are able to emerge form the circular loop you are stuck in in your wars and events. That is all I will say, for I do not want this to disintegrate into a yelling match.

Good Luck in your future endeavors
Benlandngdo
25-05-2006, 22:03
I try,but i get pissed alot, I have never egzagerated though.
Benlandngdo
25-05-2006, 22:12
Peace Negotians:
Seeing As: GH and NSSR declared war for not well supported reasons.
We want: Peace for this pointless conflict.
I think that I will just leave this thread if we don't agree.
Benlandngdo
26-05-2006, 17:38
Will you guys sign?
Czardas
26-05-2006, 17:51
OOC:Seriously it is not my fault. I admit I did one bad RP but that is it. I don't think people should blame me for what happened on their threads. Quote some of my bad posts that are bringing down the quality of nationstates.
Perhaps because good RPers write posts more like this thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=333941&page=1&pp=40)? :rolleyes: In comparison, the posts in threads such as this one definitely bring down the quality of NS RP, considering the number of similarly well-RPed wars such as the one cited above.

Seriously. Good Happiness, this isn't just you: also NSSR, Benlandgno, and a large number of other fairly new posters tend to make short, one-line posts fighting wars, mixing IC and OOC, with no detail at all, no description of the nation, nothing. All just

"I declare war on your nation."

"We send aid."

"We ask why you are doing this."

"We thank the guy from line #2 for sending aid and are deploying five zillion troops armed with AK-189s and M-50s."

(etc.)


... Read some of the good RPs around here, then come back with a little more knowledge, please. This is why we have stickies.

Rant over, you can come out from under the bed now.
Nerotika
26-05-2006, 18:17
Perhaps because good RPers write posts more like this thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=333941&page=1&pp=40)? :rolleyes: In comparison, the posts in threads such as this one definitely bring down the quality of NS RP, considering the number of similarly well-RPed wars such as the one cited above.

Seriously. Good Happiness, this isn't just you: also NSSR, Benlandgno, and a large number of other fairly new posters tend to make short, one-line posts fighting wars, mixing IC and OOC, with no detail at all, no description of the nation, nothing. All just

"I declare war on your nation."

"We send aid."

"We ask why you are doing this."

"We thank the guy from line #2 for sending aid and are deploying five zillion troops armed with AK-189s and M-50s."

(etc.)


... Read some of the good RPs around here, then come back with a little more knowledge, please. This is why we have stickies.

Rant over, you can come out from under the bed now.

Hm...Finally what I wanted to say all summed up shortly. Thats good cause I could have ranted more. WE SHOULD HAVE A RANT CONTEST...or somthing of the sort ^.^

I do miss though my short 1-liners and how accepted they were when I was WAY to lazy to write any more...:D
Rotten bacon
26-05-2006, 19:32
Commander Deviss march in to the attacked citry anf the commander yelled "to war" the army then went and started firing on the NSSR.
Benlandngdo
26-05-2006, 20:29
Just what they were talking about, Rotten Bacon.
Intestinal fluids
26-05-2006, 20:40
I blame Canada for all of this.
Good Happiness
26-05-2006, 22:56
Why is that?