NationStates Jolt Archive

-PNN: Polockistan National News-
Now, more than ever.

Construction on four new LifeWyze MediCare facilities began today in four major cities around the nation. Gretham, Delfburg, Winton, and Handwall broke ground for the new health care centers, and construction should be completed within a year. Minister of Foreign Affairs Mitchell Lynn commented on the construction saying, "These new MediCare facilities will offer great health care at an affordable price. I encourage all Polockistanis to seek whatever health care they require at these great centers."

Minister of Health Jacob Froeb was unavailable for comment, but this reporter wonders how these new MediCare facilities will effect Heamin Froeb's push for socialized healthcare.

Polockistan Representative,

Due to the success of our current four MediCare facilities, LifeWyze BioTech wishes to establish a further twelve such facilities and an EduCare facility to train your citizens to earn high-paying jobs within LifeWyze BioTech.

Yours Faithfully,
Dr. Robert Wagner PhD.,
LifeWyze BioTech MediCare Expansion Division.

-Ministry of Foreign Affairs-

Dear Dr. Wagner:

In addition to the facilities mentioned in the news brief, construction has also begun in Polockistan City, however, we at the ministry felt it best to keep developments in the capital hush-hush. We would gladly welcome an additional eight facilities, four each in two other cities, however, we feel that saturating our nation with products from one company is foolish, something akin to “putting all our eggs in one basket”.

As for the EduCare facility, we would be overjoyed to establish one in Polockistan City.

Hopefully, the usually agreement can be reached – we supply materials and labor, and you supply funds – as that has been most effective in persuading the nay-sayers.

Formin Mitchell Lynn
Mitchell Lynn

Mr. Lynn,

LifeWyze BioTech thanks you for considering allowing the construction of more MediCare Facilities and the erection of one of our fine EduCare Facilities. As we are unaware on your policies regarding such matters, would it be possible for LifeWyze BioTech to establish a chemical weapons production laboratory and four warehouses?

The previous agreements work well for LifeWyze and we accept your offer of organising construction on our behalf.

Yours Sincerely,
Dr. Robert Wagner PhD.,
LifeWyze BioTech MediCare Expansion Division.

-Ministry of Foreign Affairs-

Dear Dr. Wagner:

Unfortunately, Polockistan carries a strict law against the use and creation of chemical weapons. We regret to inform you that the construction of such facilities is prohibited, and we can not permit you to erect any chemical weapons laboratories.

Formin Mitchell Lynn

Mitchell Lynn

(OOC: I thought I already agreed to that. In Polockistan City.)

As a present to assist your wonderful humanitary effort, the Militaristic Democracy of -Rome- would like to donate 50,000 Language Translator Plugs for the employees of the new MediCare Facility. If you would like to see more information on these Language Translator Plugs, click here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10837369&postcount=4). We respect your efforts to increase your nation's healthcare system.

-Ministry of Foreign Affairs-

Polockistan welcomes -Rome-'s generous gift, and wishes to convey the great thanks that -Rome- deserves. Polockistan hopes that this will be the start of a great relationship between the two sovereign nations, and wishes to establish an embassy in -Rome-, as well as welcomes -Rome- to establish an embassy in Polockistan City.

Formin Mitchell Lynn

Mitchell Lynn