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The Supreme Comrade of the NSSR looked at a map of the NSSR. Most of the cities were damaged because of wars he started. His country was in a depression because of him. He was very depressed. He was thinking about suicide. Should the Supreme Comrade of the NSSR commit suicude?

Write weather you want him to commit suicide or not.

Suicide is a waste, your 'supreme comrade' should reconsider.
The GLACORP Bank would be happy to provide a very low interest loan to assist in the rebuilding of your nation, let us say, 250 billion GLAcreds at an interest rate of %2 per month.
That should get you back on your feet and, with the backing of GLACORP, assist in reestablishing your nations economy. There are many powerful investors in Dontgonearthere who would be happy to provide you with some financial assistance in the form of investments.

each of the great four corners view this a little differently, but it is agreed that the four corners have there own problems and could care less if this said person killed himself

Ok, thank you. My country need all the help they can get.

As for the Supreme Comrade, thats another story.

The Supreme Comrade wore a disguise on his walk to the Metro. No one recognised him. He reached the Metro and took it to the last stop. He got of the train, looked at the map, found the largest station, and got back on.

After a five minuete ride, he was at the busiest station. He got of and took of his disguise. People crowded around him, asking him questions about the war. On person heard gossip about his suicide, and asked
"Are you going to commit suicide?"

The Supreme Comrade was furious people knew about his death wishes.
"I shall kill you now." the Supreme Comrade said. He pulled out a pistol ans shout the man in the head. He fell back, blood flying everywhere. The Supreme Comrade ran up to the tracks, and took out a knife. He cut his wrists, and alot of blood spurted out. The Metro train was coming and he began shouting people. He shot two police officers who were running at him. He ran down the lenght of the track, pushing people on the tracks. Luckily, the Metro used an overhead wire for its electricity. The train was approaching. The Metro trains are automated, so it couldnt stop. It plowed throught the first few people, cutting them up. The train was getting closer to him. He jumped on the tracks, head first. He felt a searing pain in his back and legs, then he blacked out.

He woke up in a hospital in a wheelchair. He had two artificial legs and an artificial arm. He still remembered what had happened. When no one was looking, he rolled his wheelchair out of the hospital. He rolled towards the financial district. He rolled to the tallest building. He took the elevator to the top floor, and was ready. Ready for death.

He rolled to the edge. People saw him below, and a security guard came up to the roof.

"My life has been a painful one. People have died because if me. My own country has suffered because of me. Many people would be happy to see me die." He rolled closer to the edge. "I will kill myself to satisfy my country. You can try to stop me, but I will commit suicide somehow. The Supreme Comrade rolled over the edge. He flew down, but a gust of wind blew him back at the building. His wheelchair crashed through a window. He was flying very fast. The gorund was approaching quickly.

He hit the ground, flat on his feet. His artificial legs seemed to collapse underneath him, broken off into fragments. He collapsed in a heap. He lifted his head.

"Hail Stalin!" were his last words.

Paramedics arrived on the scene. He wasn't dead, the artificial legs saved his life said the paramedics. They took himm to the hospital and he was in a coma. He woke up five weeks later. All of his limbs were artificial, and he was deaf in one ear, and colorblind. He couldnt see blue, green, or yellow. It was a miracle he survived. He ony jumoed from a 45 story building, because the tallest building 100 floors, was destriyed by a terrorist attack a few weeks earlier. If he had not have artificial legs to cushion his fall, he would have died.