NationStates Jolt Archive

300 kids Arrested for Tax Evasion and Ilegal Buisness

Capital City, reuters May 21 06 3:00 pm

Police have arrested 300 kids from various parts of the nation for selling lemonade without the goverment permission. They will be trialed if they dont pay the delayed tax of 600 million nickel. They will face a charge of tax evasion and ilegal buisness and will suffer the death penalty if found guilty.

Peacfull March For The Lemonade Kids

Capital City, reuters May 21 06 5:14 pm

As a backslash to the lemonade situation about 5000 people started a peacefull march demanding to free the children in question. As a result to that army gunships were dispatched instantly to the area and all the demonstrators were killed. The president said that there wont be any funreals for those traitors because they broke the first rule of the country and thats asking the goverment for things.



Minister Fired And Will Be Executed

Capital City, reuters May 21 06 8:47 pm

This morning the goverment of Egyptiansstan anounced that the minister of education will be executed in a public square. The minister was charged and trialed by the goverment and was found guilty of higher treason. The school books contained only 10,019 pictures of our beloved leader while the constitution states that the school books should have a minimum of 10,031 pictures of our beloved leader while 200,000 for higher education books (colleges and univerisities).

Tax Evasion Criminals Executed

Capital City, reuters May 22 06 6 am

All 300 kids arrested in the lemonade tax evasion scandal were executed today said a goverment sopkesman. The bills of the bullets used to preform the execution was sent to the children familys and they will have 1 week to pay or they will be executed.

From Chancellor Lucius Blackhelm

Your nation is behaving in one of the more moronic fashions I have ever seen. As we speak, 120 elite Honor Guard troops are moving silently through your countryside. They are destroying both lightly guarded military bases and police centers, as well as training and arming a small army of rebels to topple your regime. If you wish to avoid a civil war, we would advise you repeal these ridiculous laws, and reimburse the families of the executed children at least 1 million USD each for the problems you hav caused them.

DEMOCRATIC SOVIET REPUBLIC OF KAHANISTAN
Ministry of Foreign Affairs

The Government of Kahanistan deplores the heinous crimes against human rights perpetrated by the Government of Egyptiansstan. We further condemn the cult of personality that is propagated by the Egyptiansstanian dictator, and the murder of the Education Minister over such a trivial matter.

The practice of asking the family of a child to fund the murder of the child is repellant to all civilized values, and we will not stand for it.

Signed,
Margaret Delray,
Minister of Foreign Affairs

From Chancellor Lucius Blackhelm

Your nation is behaving in one of the more moronic fashions I have ever seen. As we speak, 120 elite Honor Guard troops are moving silently through your countryside. They are destroying both lightly guarded military bases and police centers, as well as training and arming a small army of rebels to topple your regime. If you wish to avoid a civil war, we would advise you repeal these ridiculous laws, and reimburse the families of the executed children at least 1 million USD each for the problems you hav caused them.

We have captured and killed the 120 elite guards who dared to enter the Egyptiansstan soil. Our sattelites were able to locate easily the guards location in the country side due to the prohbition law, after 7 pm no one is allowed outside their homes, so it was easy to identify the introders.

As for the rebels they will be executed in diffrent ways that will make Hilter's holocaust massacres look as a children book. We also have randomly chosen 100 subject (we like to call them cows) and executed them to remind the people that the patience of our beloved leader is running out.

We have now 50 men of your guards in prisons that make guantanamo sound like alice in the wonderlands. They will keep suffering, untill they beg for a quick death, wich wont be granted to them.

Our region leader has been contacted and you will soon find the armys of 121 evil nation in your backyard.

DEMOCRATIC SOVIET REPUBLIC OF KAHANISTAN
Ministry of Foreign Affairs

The Government of Kahanistan deplores the heinous crimes against human rights perpetrated by the Government of Egyptiansstan. We further condemn the cult of personality that is propagated by the Egyptiansstanian dictator, and the murder of the Education Minister over such a trivial matter.

The practice of asking the family of a child to fund the murder of the child is repellant to all civilized values, and we will not stand for it.

Signed,
Margaret Delray,
Minister of Foreign Affairs

The familys were executed today as they didnt comply. The charges of all those bullets used were sent to their friends who will also be executed if they dont pay.

ooc: carefull you do not want to god mod
ic: *Ragnar grins as he watchs what goes on. Soon this wee little piss ant nation would be over run by invaders, then the real fun would begin.*

OOC: Um...GODMODDING?

You just declared war on us by executing our soldiers you schmuck

700,000 Imperial soldiers are now miving into your country. they are supported by 5,000 XM-1 MBT's, and 7,000 T-72's. Over 3,000 SCUD missiles have been launched at your capitol, as well as various missile bases around your worthless little country. 1,000 Tu-22 bombers guarded by 750 MiG-29's are en route to destroy whatever survives the SCUDs. Have fun playing in your dust bowl.

The Galactic Empire of Mationbuds condemns such acts of henious cruelty and disrespect for life . We strongly urge you to give up such acts before it becomes too late . If you choose not to release the peaceful soldiers that you captured and the kids , you will face economic and diplomatic sanctions .

And if you execute of imprison the honor guards for more than 4 standard days , my Imperial Navy will move in and offer aid to rescue the wrongfully captured troops as it will breach the International Laws .

And be forewarned . You wouldnt like to have war with me or I'll crush your puny armies .

Just to make Colorado and Texas happy, the 606th Penal Legion is also mobilized into your country. They have been ordered to "have their way" with the bases they capture. Hopefully a bunch of convicts on their own should psychologically damage any of your living men.

The Galactic Empire of Mationbuds condemns such acts of henious cruelty and disrespect for life . We strongly urge you to give up such acts before it becomes too late . If you choose not to release the peaceful soldiers that you captured and the kids , you will face economic and diplomatic sanctions .

And if you execute of imprison the honor guards for more than 4 standard days , my Imperial Navy will move in and offer aid to rescue the wrongfully captured troops as it will breach the International Laws .

We do not take threats from anyone, We do not like foreign countrys to interfer with our internal issues. The guards are war criminal and will be treated as such, The kids were already executed. But we are willing to negotiate the release of the guards in exchange of nuclear technology (no one has to know about it, as we will say we got afraid of your military might and released the guards). This will boost the image of your country on the international scene and will provide my country with an important strategic weapon. We can also work on something, we can give you 300 kids and claim they were the ones questioned and trialed and that your political skills saved them. This is sure a better option than getting your soldiers and mine killed in a long term war, not to mention that as soon as your imperial army enter our boarders all guards will be executed on national television. This is backdoor solution provided by our ministry of foreign affairs.

Your military can not make this into a long term war. The Imperial Army is already in your nation. Release the soldiers, and we may give you back your country after we rape it.

Your military can not make this into a long term war. The Imperial Army is already in your nation. Release the soldiers, and we may give you back your country after we rape it.

Fine we give up, you may take whats left of your soldiers (sorry for the missing limbs :D) in exchange of a peace agreement between our two nations.

We will be taking 2 major port cities, and demand 2 billion dollars in reparations. This is our peace treaty, take it or leave it.

Just to make Colorado and Texas happy, the 606th Penal Legion is also mobilized into your country. They have been ordered to "have their way" with the bases they capture. Hopefully a bunch of convicts on their own should psychologically damage any of your living men.

ooc: woot happy dance.

The Republic of Titawon is appalled at such acts committed by Egyptiansstan. While Titawon is in no postion to provide military force to the region, we strongly support any sanctions pleaced against this country, and urge all nations to place sanctions against this nation. This must be stopped!

John Stephens
President, The Republic of Titawon

We do not take threats from anyone, We do not like foreign countrys to interfer with our internal issues. The guards are war criminal and will be treated as such, The kids were already executed. But we are willing to negotiate the release of the guards in exchange of nuclear technology (no one has to know about it, as we will say we got afraid of your military might and released the guards). This will boost the image of your country on the international scene and will provide my country with an important strategic weapon. We can also work on something, we can give you 300 kids and claim they were the ones questioned and trialed and that your political skills saved them. This is sure a better option than getting your soldiers and mine killed in a long term war, not to mention that as soon as your imperial army enter our boarders all guards will be executed on national television. This is backdoor solution provided by our ministry of foreign affairs.

Of course we don't want a long drawn war . As for the nuclear technology , at most we can share with you Civillian Nuclear technology to fund your energy needs but Military Nuclear Tech is a no no and is only shared to my allies . And for that you will have to return all the original guards safely to Exponent . And as for the kids , we suggest you reimburse their families for the loss of their children .

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Letter of Démarche

The Totalitarian Oligarchy believes that such acts on behalf of the State of Egyptiansstan are necessary in order to keep law and order as a priority. Crime leads to chaos, chaos leads to destruction, and destruction leads to unhappiness. Without the eradication of crime, the country leads to chaos. This chaos builds and subversive groups cause destruction. This destruction leads to unhappiness amongst the populace. This happiness is essential to any state.

Thus, the Totalitarian Oligarchy wishes to announce its support for the nation of Egyptiansstan; however, due much to the Unification activities, we are currently unable to assist the Egyptiansstani people. However, we believe that the Egyptiansstani people and government should remember that strength is obtained through unity, and unity is obtained through faith. Have faith in your armed forces, people, and government and all will come to pass. Remember to fight the oppressors who wish to encroach on your sovereignty and destroy them like dogs of war that they are.

Sincerely,
Father
Representative of the Party and Oligarch of Laurasia

We will be taking 2 major port cities, and demand 2 billion dollars in reparations. This is our peace treaty, take it or leave it.

If you stay a second after you take the corpses of your guards my region countrys will intervene and i am sure that you wont like to find your army in this embarrasing position. Take my offer or lose your army. I do not care if you keep bombing me untill then as the dictator will be safe in a secret area and only the cows (my subjects) will die, and you can see that we dont care much about their misrable lives.

Do you seriously want me to invade you. I already have my army in your land, and since you have done apparently nothing, have flattened your capitol and your major missile installations. We would love to see your nation fight us. And, when we do conquer you, have fun being not only a wasteland, but our first slave state.

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Letter of Démarche

The Totalitarian Oligarchy believes that such acts on behalf of the State of Egyptiansstan are necessary in order to keep law and order as a priority. Crime leads to chaos, chaos leads to destruction, and destruction leads to unhappiness. Without the eradication of crime, the country leads to chaos. This chaos builds and subversive groups cause destruction. This destruction leads to unhappiness amongst the populace. This happiness is essential to any state.

Thus, the Totalitarian Oligarchy wishes to announce its support for the nation of Egyptiansstan; however, due much to the Unification activities, we are currently unable to assist the Egyptiansstani people. However, we believe that the Egyptiansstani people and government should remember that strength is obtained through unity, and unity is obtained through faith. Have faith in your armed forces, people, and government and all will come to pass. Remember to fight the oppressors who wish to encroach on your sovereignty and destroy them like dogs of war that they are.

Sincerely,
Father
Representative of the Party and Oligarch of Laurasia

We appreciate this kind support and we would like to tell you that our goverment will prevail on the long run. We have cunning tactics and politics that will aid us in squashing the invaders like the cockroaches they are.

OOC: you know your population is 6 million. Your army can only be 3% of that. You have a like what, 12,000 man army?

OOC: you know your population is 6 million. Your army can only be 3% of that. You have a like what, 12,000 man army?

We are under our allies protection and we are ready to remain under siege untill they come to assist us. You can avoid facing them by taking whats left of your guards or you can keep us under siege like this, but in that case you will have to face alot of phycotic nations who will be able to squash you.

You are not under siege. If you do not rp a defense, i am going to assume my army has taken your capitol. Your 12,000 man military can't really do much, but it something.

Ready to accept our treaty now?

You are not under siege. If you do not rp a defense, i am going to assume my army has taken your capitol. Your 12,000 man military can't really do much, but it something.

We have adopted a new technique to defend the capital city. We have aquired small tactical nukes from the black market and we are ready to use them immediatly but not against your troops, Instead we are threatning to use them against our own cows, Everytime your troops will make a move we will blow one of our nukes in a small town killing everything that moves in it. If you really care about the lives of those poor people you should consider a political solution to this mess.

On anther note, our allies have been informed of this situation and they are moving to aid us.

message to Exponent:
We think you have scared and destryoed this nation. We are going to send in our body carts to collect spare parts. Makes nice propaganda.

We dont give a damn about your villagers. Your defense budget does not allow you to make a massive nuclear purchase. You cant have all that many nuclear weapons. Our men are in your capitol, and the 606th Penal Legion is taking out all of its aggression from prison on your soldiers and citizens

All over the world, Exponent News Network is broacasting images of the massivley victorious Imperial troops.
"The Egyptianstani military has yet to defend itself, and has lost is capitol city. They are relyinh on possibly fictional allies to aide them, and are just being to stubborn to surrender. Not only that, but they have destroyed a few of their own vilages, hoping that this would deter our boys from cleaning house" said an anchor, broadcasting live from the front lines.

OOC: 3% of 6 million is 120,000, not 12,000.
IC:
The familys were executed today as they didnt comply. The charges of all those bullets used were sent to their friends who will also be executed if they dont pay.

Najaster, Capital of Kahanistan

Ministry of Foreign Affairs

Office of Minister Margaret Delray

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Delray slammed her hand down on the computer after reading the e-mail. A few number keys went flying, but were easily reattached. The angry Minister of Foreign Affairs made a phone call to President Marcellus Valens, and e-mailed a copy of the Egyptiansstanian message to him and the Supreme Soviet of Kahanistan.

"You are serious? They billed the families for the executions of their children, executed them when they didn't comply, and are now trying to extract from their friends?" asked President Valens. He had heard of nations billing families of executed individuals, but this was ridiculous. Certainly Egyptiansstan didn't plan to kill its entire population?

"Yes," Delray said angrily. "I'd go to the Defense Ministry and ask for a fleet to take those people out of there, but this leader is... he's even crazier than Quikzos IV, and he's willing to use nukes. I contacted the Supreme Soviet..."

"Then, the matter is in their hands." The President spoke as if that settled the matter. Delray hung up.

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The next day

The Supreme Soviet of Kahanistan voted 1853 - 1122, with 25 abstentions, to authorize an airlift out of Egyptiansstan, consisting of 200 C-5 Galaxies and 400 C-130 Herculeses, escorted by 300 MiG-39's, 300 Su-47's, and 100 F-22 Raptors.

This armada would take six hours to enter Egyptiansstan, flying low to avoid radar detection. The Supreme Soviet had authorized the 1,300 aircraft to make as many trips as their fleet commanders deemed necessary.

OOC: 3% of 6 million is 120,000, not 12,000.


OOC: wow, i am stupid lol

The Galactic Empire of Mationbuds requests that Egyptiansstan respond to our diplomatic and peaceful message before we decide to invade your nation ,

The 160th , 13th , 145th , 204th Imperial Guards , 28th , 29th , 100th Tank Divisions , 30th and 28th Artillery Squads as well as the 1st Imperial Fleet has been put on alert and are currently 10 kilometres off your shoreline . We also warn you not to open any unwanted fire at us or face the dire consequences .

As of today, May 25, 2006, The nation of Exponent has declared Egyptiansstan a slave state. After a sweeping victory, with only two Exponent troops killed to to non-combat related causes, the Chancellor officially declares that the surviving people in Egyptiansstan are now free of their former tyrant, but must pay a 60% income tax. Never the less, Egyptiansstanis lined the streets, showing support for our troops. Exponent's industrial sector is expected to boom in the coming years, as most of this new nation will be strip mined, with most of its resources going to the Imperial Army. Live from Egyptiansstan, Julia Rubyhilt, for Exponent News Network, signing out.