NationStates Jolt Archive

For some reason, 60% of gamers in Kubra have seen the need to shout out their scores. 90% of people how shout out their scores do not pwn. Therefore, it has been classified as publicly displaying noobery. So, laws have been passed about noobs! Yes, we ran out of meds.The law is as followed:

1. You will not shout out your socres to a game unless it like, so totally owns.
2. If someone has a higher score than you, then you may not call them noobs.
3. If they have that higher score because they stat pad on battlefield 2, then you can so call them noobs for that.
4. If you spell better than someone, you can so call them noobs for that.
5. Do not call someone a noob if they are new. That would be classified as newb.
6. If the person is a stupid idiot and only contributes stupid stuff to society and the world in general, you can take it to court for them to be put on trial for being a noob.
7. Violaters of this law will be be sent to special pro-gamer camps. Look on the bight side, it's free admission! Before, you had to pay 50 bucks.
8. If you don't want to see these laws again, ship us some free supercalifragilisticexpialoviagra.

OOC: What? There should be SOME control over noob calling

ooc: It warms me to the cockles of my heart or maybe some where below the cockles in the sub cockles region to read your new laws.

ooc: It warms me to the cockles of my heart or maybe some where below the cockles in the sub cockles region to read your new laws. OOC: xD I found your post funny.

4. If you spell better than someone, you can so call thme noobs for that.

YOU ARE A NOOB!!!!!!111!!!ONE

Hey, I'm only displaying this sentiment under your own laws.

YOU ARE A NOOB!!!!!!111!!!ONE

Hey, I'm only displaying this sentiment under your own laws. Oh rap, I'm a noob!

Prussiatopia ships 1 Million tonnes of supercalifragilisticexpialoviagra to Kubra.

I want these laws gone immediately!

Prussiatopia ships 1 Million tonnes of supercalifragilisticexpialoviagra to Kubra.

I want these laws gone immediately! How can you even afford all that?

[Wow. Another set of 'funny' laws. Amazing.]

[Wow. Another set of 'funny' laws. Amazing.] OOC: It gives people the right to call me a noob, or at least put me on trial for being a noob.

That's funny.

We don't 'afford' it as such, we steal it.

We don't 'afford' it as such, we steal it. I'm sorry, but Kubra does no take stolen goods. We'll wait for the legal shipment.

Good thing it isn't Viagra then... It's just loads of paracetamol.

Good thing it isn't Viagra then... It's just loads of paracetamol. Well, Viagra does have to be taken with it to counter some side effects.

It's not going to Kubra either... we're going to submerge the ship. This is to pay all 'em third world countrys back for not reviving their economies.

It's not going to Kubra either... we're going to submerge the ship. This is to pay all 'em third world countrys back for not reviving their economies. What a waste of good viagra.