Nuclear food project
Because we made money of our nuclear apples, Kubra sees a vast market in Nuclear food. Because we could really use the money, we're selling Nuclear food for the nations of the world! Price depends on what you wish to buy, a list of food prices will be made as the sales progress.
current list
Nuclear apples: 3,000 USD
Nuclear chocolate ice cream: 4,000 USD
plutonium shark fin pou sauce: 2,500 USD
Nuclear vanilla ice cream: 4,000 USD
Nuclear banana's: 3,000 USD
Nuclear lemons: 3,200 USD
Nuclear potatoes: 3,100 USD
Nuclear air: a buck per litre
Wanderjar
20-05-2006, 03:54
Wouldn't a nuclear apple be harmful to a person???
it's still amusing though....
Layarteb
20-05-2006, 03:55
What health benefits can a nuclear apple have? It's nuclear, hence radioactive. I think I'll buy one and eat it, just to give myself radiation poisoning. Unless by nuclear you don't mean what we all think of when we think of the word nuclear. Oh please do explain.
Wouldn't a nuclear apple be harmful to a person???
it's still amusing though.... Sure, you COULD eat it. Then again, you could hurl it like a hand grenade.
What health benefits can a nuclear apple have? It's nuclear, hence radioactive. I think I'll buy one and eat it, just to give myself radiation poisoning. Unless by nuclear you don't mean what we all think of when we think of the word nuclear. Oh please do explain. You know, we don't just sell apples. We have much more foods, but we haven't listed thme yet. We can only list them if someone orders them.
Layarteb
20-05-2006, 03:57
Sure, you COULD eat it. Then again, you could hurl it like a hand grenade.
Nuclear, as in explosive? In the size of an apple? Impossible.
imported_Illior
20-05-2006, 03:58
that would be an interesting way to assasinate someone... feeding them radioactive food, just in an amount that's harmful if eaten, yet not really harmful besides that, which is feasable, if you put small amounts of alpha decay or beta decay spitting particles into the food..
Nuclear, as in explosive? In the size of an apple? Impossible. Actually, nukes can be the size of a pen lid. Besides, it's not meant to explode. Scientists believe that the mixture of tasty fruiy juices and nuclear substances cause a gas that causes uncontrollable laughter and sponaneous acts of stupidity to occur. We base this on absolutely nothing.
Layarteb
20-05-2006, 04:01
that would be an interesting way to assasinate someone... feeding them radioactive food, just in an amount that's harmful if eaten, yet not really harmful besides that, which is feasable, if you put small amounts of alpha decay or beta decay spitting particles into the food..
Quite right.
Wanderjar
20-05-2006, 04:01
Nuclear, as in explosive? In the size of an apple? Impossible.
Nothing is impossible...in theory even time travel is possible....feasible! That is another matter.
that would be an interesting way to assasinate someone... feeding them radioactive food, just in an amount that's harmful if eaten, yet not really harmful besides that, which is feasable, if you put small amounts of alpha decay or beta decay spitting particles into the food.. Plus, if we put oh so little then we can save money!
Wanderjar
20-05-2006, 04:02
actually he's right. THere are nuclear devices even the size of Cell Phones. Supposedly there are disguised Cellphone bombs....of course since i dont work at the Defense Department or the CIA i wouldn't know any of this for certain. Its an interesting and frightening myth though....
South Lizasauria
20-05-2006, 04:11
I support the idea of radioavtive food. I think it will BLAST us into a future GLOWING with oppurtunity. The consumtion of radioactive cola can cure cancer maybe....I mean how many patients say they get to choose what flavor of chemo therapy? And it will revitalize the traditions within the education system. Children will place apples on their teachers desks way more often. And egging peoples houses will be more amusing. In fact my chef is cooking up radioactive chinese dish right now.
:gundge: <plutonium shark fin pou sauce will add a little more pep into it)
:cool: <staring straight into my food made me cooler, I need to waer sunglasses now and the government gave me a free dog that does all the seeing for me.
(this is just a joke I sure hope I didn't offend anyone)
Hey even delagate Darth Tater from the Empire support us on this one :D
http://www.storewars.org/flash/index.html
So si anybody going to buy some nuclear food or not?
actually he's right. THere are nuclear devices even the size of Cell Phones. Supposedly there are disguised Cellphone bombs....of course since i dont work at the Defense Department or the CIA i wouldn't know any of this for certain. Its an interesting and frightening myth though.... Well it's not meant to be explsoive, anyways.
South Lizasauria
20-05-2006, 04:39
:confused: :gundge: <eat radioactive food! EAT IT!! EAT IT!!
OOC: What the hell? I can't go on page 2.
:confused: :gundge: <eat radioactive food! EAT IT!! EAT IT!! Yay nuke food!
Prussiatopia
20-05-2006, 20:54
I'd like to buy 400 Million Radioactive apples...
I'd like to buy 400 Million Radioactive apples... Your total comes to 1,200,000,000,000. You sure you can afford it?
Prussiatopia
20-05-2006, 21:18
1.2 Trillion I can easily afford. My GDP is over 85 Trillion and gov. waste alone is over the 2 Trillion mark.
1.2 Trillion I can easily afford. My GDP is over 85 Trillion and gov. waste alone is over the 2 Trillion mark. Heh, so I see. Are you sure you would only like apples? Nuclear ice cream tastes quite good.
Prussiatopia
20-05-2006, 21:43
But you only have it in CHOCOLATE! I want Vanilla... hmph.
But you only have it in CHOCOLATE! I want Vanilla... hmph. Will be put on the menu right away!
South Lizasauria
20-05-2006, 22:03
The minister of South Lizasaurian defense would like to sample nuclear potatoes. If they are not present at the moment you could always mail them to him when they do become available :p
The minister of South Lizasaurian defense would like to sample nuclear potatoes. If they are not present at the moment you could always mail them to him when they do become available :p A sample has been sent. For being a testing nation, you recive a 1 percent discount. The more stuff you make people to test, the more your discount goes up!
South Lizasauria
20-05-2006, 22:11
:) YAY!!!
General: I love potatoes, here skin it prvate.
Private: Yes sir....BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!
SL Minister: You stole my potato!!! :eek: NOOOOOO!!!!
General: Time for me to order nuclear fortune cookies for desert :p
:) YAY!!!
General: I love potatoes, here skin it prvate.
Private: Yes sir....BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!! We gave the disclaimer, you can't sue us!
South Lizasauria
20-05-2006, 22:20
General: Why would I sue you, I love blowing my own men up, its the good part of my job :p
SL Minister: You stole my potatoe General:(
General: No wait I can explain :eek: :gundge: <POTATOE POTATOE!!! AHHHHHH!!!)
:( <Can I have a fortune cookie....please...um don't mind the guy I kinda killed)
General: I'm still alive
Minister: Quiet you!
General: Why would I sue you, I love blowing my own men up, its the good part of my job :p
SL Minister: You stole my potatoe General:(
General: No wait I can explain :eek: :gundge: <POTATOE POTATOE!!! AHHHHHH!!!)
:( <Can I have a fortune cookie....please...um don't mind the guy I kinda killed)
General: I'm still alive
Minister: Quiet you! A nuclear fortune cookie?
The Secular Empire of Maraque would like to purchase 500 examples of all your items.
$11.4M wired.
The Secular Empire of Maraque would like to purchase 500 examples of all your items.
$11.4M wired. Done, we hope you enjoy your order!
Gejigrad
25-05-2006, 01:32
Nothing is impossible...in theory even time travel is possible....feasible! That is another matter.
[ So it's possible, in theory, for me to spontaneously become a sofa?
Sweet! I want to sign up with your school of thought. ]
Done, we hope you enjoy your order!I would also like 10 million L of nuclear air.
[ So it's possible, in theory, for me to spontaneously become a sofa?
Sweet! I want to sign up with your school of thought. ] Hey, how aobut signing up for a bit at the Kubran science lab? Ther,e you might jsut become a sofa!
The Gate Builders
25-05-2006, 01:36
I'd like to buy 1 billion litres of nuclear air!
Money wired on confirmation.
I'd like to buy 1 billion litres of nuclear air!
Money wired on confirmation. we will work on your order right away!
Gejigrad
25-05-2006, 01:55
Hey, how aobut signing up for a bit at the Kubran science lab? Ther,e you might jsut become a sofa!
[ Hells yeah. Where's the form? http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y273/blast_archives/Emotes/icon_cool.gif ]
[ Hells yeah. Where's the form? http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y273/blast_archives/Emotes/icon_cool.gif ] I'll get right on it!
Edit: To hell with it, step right in the van!