NationStates Jolt Archive

http://www.geocities.com/life_wyze/newlogo.jpg

Visit the LifeWyze Corporation Website (http://www.geocities.com/life_wyze/index.htm)

Welcome to the LifeWyze Biological Technologies Corporation.

LifeWyze: Put Your Life in Our Hands.


The LifeWyze Conglomerate is the largest private healthcare provider in the world, a leader in the field of biological and chemical warfare and the worlds largest producer of biological and chemical warfare counter-measures.


http://www.geocities.com/life_wyze/advertisement.jpg



Disclaimer: LifeWyze BioTech is in no way responsible for any action taken with any biological or chemical weaponry sold, nor is it responsible for any adverse effects to any biological or chemical agent or vaccine.

The following rules apply;

Minimum purchase $500,000
Population of 100,000,000+ for weaponry
Carry out your own mathematics or incur a 3% penalty
Orders in excess of $200,000,000 has free delivery
Delivery fee is 4% standard


Preferred buyers are those wealthier nations who make purchases of $500m upward and do their own mathematics. Frequent buyers must have bought from LifeWyze six times with each transaction worth $200m and upward.
Preferred Buyers will recieve a discount of 7%
Frequent Buyers will recieve a discount of 11%

Preferred Buyers List;


Cotland

Tinsuvilia

Maraque

Xirnium

Vivaltusk

Hamilay

Fami-lee

Northford


LifeWyze Biological Technology Corporation Subsidiaries


Biological Weaponry (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10990152&postcount=2)
Chemical Weaponry (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11001309&postcount=17)
Biological & Chemical Warfare Solutions (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10992183&postcount=3)
BioFarm Projects (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10992746&postcount=8)
HealthCare (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10999454&postcount=15)
HealthWyze Beverages (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11525557&postcount=225)



Unauthorized use of LifeWyze, MediCare, EduCare, PharmaCare, CosmetiCare, OptiCare, NuBorns or BioFarm Projects and their logos will result in prosecution.


Thank-you for shopping with LifeWyze, we hope you found everything you need.

Biological Weaponry

Providing The Very Best Deterrents.


General Viruses

Anthrax: $10,000 per gram

A virulent disease that primarily affects livestock. High levels of exposure will cause infection in human subjects, however the disease is non-contagious amongst humans. It is possible to infect humans through infected livestock. Anthrax will be provided in a form ready for aerosol delivery. Less than one millionth of a gram is required to cause terminal infection ina human with death occurring within one week.

T-2: $10,000 per 50ml

Inhalation of T-2 causes circulatory shock and reduced cardiovascular abilities. Once infected, death may occur within 12 hours. Currently, infection of T-2 can be treated successfully within the first hour of infection.


LifeWyze Custom Viruses

N-B: $5,000 per 50ml

An off-branch of Tuberculosis, N-B may be delivered through bodily fluids or ingestion, causing internal bleeding, vomiting and diarrhea. Death is caused through internal bleeding if not treated and can take up to twelve days.

Thramnilus: $45,000 per gram

Created by LifeWyze after the discovery of a new bacillus genus, B.thramnillin, Thramnilus is an expirmental viral weapon that has shown great potential. This virus infects upon contact with the skin and attacks the nervous system of the victim, causing numbness in its first stages, followed by muscle spasms, with the end stages being paralysis and organ failure. Thramnilus was terminal in 93% of cases of infection, causing death by trauma in the majority of subjects, otherwise through organ failure. Death occurs within 48 hours. Thramnilus cannot be spread through human contact, only in its airborne form. Initial studies suggest 2 milligrams is sufficient to cause terminal infection. Currently there is no vaccine for Thramnilus.

Osteo-4: $50,000 per 50ml

Osteo-4 comprises of modified osteoclast cells named osteoclast-W cells, as well as glucocorticoids to increase the osteoclast-W activity. The modified osteoclast cells release a disproportionate amount of hydrogen ions, are constantly active and are immune to parathyroid hormones and calcitonin, preventing many methods of controlling them. These cells cause the breakdown of bone structure and begin a form of osteoporosis. Due to the greatly increased volume of hydrogen ions from the overactive osteoclast-W cells, natural osteoblasts are unable to counteract the resorption of bone minerals and the bones of the body begin to be broken down and absorbed by the body. In addition to the resportion of bone, the release of Interleukin-6 throughout the body causes the body temperature to rise. It is possible to treat Osteo-4 by constant insertion of osteoblasts into the subjects body and waiting for the osteoclasts to die out, however the exact length of time this would take is dependant upon the number of osteoclast-W cells within the infected person. Osteo-4 was fatal in every subject with the cause of death predominantly due to the increase of body temperature. Those who were not killed by the increase of body temperature took approximately 20 days to expire from the effects of the osteoporosis.

ImmunYze: $65,000 per 50ml

TGN1412 has been manipulated by LifeWyze BioTech and made into an agent suitable for airborne attacks. Coming into effect approximately 12 minutes after entering the victims blood stream, with no incubation period, it begins to cause major organ failure in all organs simultaneously. Furthermore, it causes inflammation of the skin and mucous membrane.





Further bio-weapons, both general and LifeWyze specific are being researched and developed.

Chemical & Biological Warfare Solutions

Keeping You Safe.


LifeWyze Exposure Treatment Clinic: $4,400,000 (4.4m)

In offering an incentive of $4.4m, LifeWyze will erect an Exposure Treatment Clinic capable of treating people who have been exposed to chemical or biological agents. Thereafter there will be a flat fee of $460m per annum, regardless of how many treatments are carried out throughout the year. Every ETC carries a full range of vaccines, allowing it double-up as a vaccination clinic, has an on-site pharmacy and is staffed by approximately six hundred LifeWyze personnel. A single ETC is capable of treating up to three thousand (3,000) patients at any single time, with the resources to allow emergency treatment of another five hundred (500) in the event of an outbreak.


LifeWyze Contagion Containment Center: $4,750,000 (4.75m)

In an event of outbreak of a chemical or biological agent, a LifeWyze containment operation could prove vital to the wellbeing of the populous. Each CCC carries technology for the identification, isolation and eradication of all known chemical and biological contagions. For a small incentive of $4.75m, LifeWyze will erect a CCC building, capable of ensuring defense against outbreak of a contagion in an area of up to five hundred thousand (500,000) people. A flat annual fee of $480m will be incurred, regardless of whether an outbreak occurs, or how many outbreaks, should multiple occur within a single year. Each CCC is staffed by eight hundred LifeWyze personnel and reserves the right to use force against a populous in order to ensure the containment of a contagion.


LifeWyze Hazmat Suits: $800 Standard, $950 Complete. Tyvek suit can be bought individually at a cost of $2,200 without the SCBA, gloves or additional options. The Tyvek layer is a registered product of the Du Pont company.

Consisting of multiple layers, the LifeWyze hazmat suit is guaranteed to protect against all known chemicals and virii, as well as providing protection against radiation and fires. The hazmat suit consists of several layers, the first of which is a one-piece jump-suit tightened at the wrists, ankles and neck to prevent other layers fusing to the skin during extreme heats.

Over the primarily layer is a disposable Tyvek suit with LifeWyze chemical resistant gloves and a closed SCBA (Self contained breathing apparatus) unit. The Tyvek suit itself is a nigh indestructible suit that is made up of high-density polyethylene fibers, unaffected by moisture and inert to the majority of chemicals. LifeWyze personally manufacture the SCBA and guarantee its performance in all conditions. In addition to the above, there are two options features that can be included, these being an integrated voice-activated communication system and an ice-vest, containing pockets of ice to keep the wearer cool during extended periods inside the suit, where temperatures can rise by as much as 17°C.

Finally, to complete the LifeWyze hazmat suit, there is an all-encapsulating suit. Included with this is a one way pressure bleed valve that expels the wearers respiration. Once sealed within this final layer, the wearer is completely isolated from the environment, able to survive any chemical or biological agent, as well as extreme temperatures and flooding.


DuResist Armour: $39,999

The all inclusive DuResist Armour, comprising of layer similar to a HAZMAT suit, the DuResist suit has a base jump-suit to prevent the armour fusing to skin during extreme temperatures. The secondary layer consist of an armour under-plated Tyvek layer. Tyvek, a non-LifeWyze produced product, is comprised of high-density polyethelene fibres that will resist any biological or chemical agent currently employed in the field. Armour beneathe the Tyvek layer is 25mm thick steel plate, below which is a high-density steel mesh. Upon the hands are simple Tyvek gloves with a heat-resistant layer similar to the jump suit, whilst on the feet are similar boots, comprising of heat-resistant fibre, Tyvek layer, steel base and cover with leather.

To complement the DuResist suit, the YuResist Gas Mask, produced by LifeWyze and also previously unavailable for purchase, is also being released for sale. The original design was altered so that it would form an air-tight seal about the head, which would than be affixed to the DuResist suit through the vaccum seal. The YuResist mask covers the entire head, primarily a heat-resistant fibre about the head, followed by a Tyvek layer. The YuResist mask itself uses standard technology, with a more powerful filter, to prevent the inhalation of harmful agents. An additionally layer of armour can be purchased to affix about the head of the wearer and onto the mask, offering replacement for a helmet.


Biohazard Resistance Package: $45,000

If you are at risk of coming under biological or chemical attacks, or have warriors in the field under similar conditions, then having members of BioCorps, the LifeWyze security force, is the best you can get. However, while no member of BioCorps are released for general employment, you can now get the next best thing by developing your own.

This package contains one (1) DuResist Armour, one (1) YuResist Gas Mask and one (1) of each vaccination in the LifeWyze range. Allowing you to field units immune to the effects of biological weaponry!


Vaccines

Tuberculosis Vaccine: $900 per dose

Cholera Vaccine: $900 per dose

N-B Vaccine: $1,200 per dose

T-2 Vaccine: $1,400 per dose

Anthrax Vaccine: $2,900 per dose

Smallpox Vaccine: $4,200 per dose



Further vaccines are constantly undergoing research and development

Saxitoxin: $80,000 per 50ml

When ingested, infection is rapid, occurring within ten minutes, depending on dose and subject. Saxitoxin is most effective in contamination of water supplies, allowing for high infection rates and guaranteed ingestion. Initial infection causes numbness, followed by paralysis. Death is caused by respiratory paralysis and can occur as swiftly as two hours after ingestion. There is currently no anti-toxin for Saxitoxin.
Top Secret Communique

"The Realm wishes to purchase a total of 2,500 litres (250,000 mls) of the bio-agent listed above. We request the virus be delivered in highly sealed containers to Kalmykia Testing Ranges southern cavern entrance under cover of darkness as quickly as possible. The fourty billion ($40,000,000,000) USDs this bio-agent costs will be transfered to your accounts upon confirmation of this order."

[signed]
Procurement Division
Royal Ministry of Defense
The Realm of Cotland

Top Secret Communique

"The full delivery in three years will be acceptable. We shall forward half the sum now and the rest upon delivery of the goods."

[signed]
Procurement Division
Royal Ministry of Defense
The Realm of Cotland

Encoded Communication

This is an acceptable agreement, your order shall arrive in three years time at the agreed location.

Saxitoxin: 2,500 litres @ $40,000,000,000

Total: $40,000,000,000

LifeWyze BioTech thanks you for your custom, please view our range of good and services.

Faithfully,
Winston Charles,
LifeWyze BioWeaponry Division, Sales

BioFarm Projects: A LifeWyze Subsidiary

Farming Evolved.


Disclaimer: BioFarm Projects is in no way responsible for any damage caused to an ecosystem due to the escape of purchased animals.


PorGan Donor Pigs: $25,000,000 ($25m) per breeding pair

BioFarm Projects contain and breed PorGan Donors. PorGan Donors are pigs that have been successfully altered to incorporate more organs, all of which are now more compatible with human beings, allowing for greater access to organs of a suitable nature for medical transplants. PorGan Donors are born with three hearts and four livers, while capable of surviving on one of each after harvesting, and are still capable of reproduction at a rate of five PorGanlet Donors per sow per annum. Transplants with these PorGans, in combination with ImmunIzer, has resulted in a 98% success rate in organ transplantation at LifeWyze MediCare Centers. There are currently three LifeWyze PorGan Donor BioFarms, each containing in excess of one hundred PorGan Donors. Upon death, all PorGan Donors are cremated, to ensure that no PorGan Donor meat is placed into foodstuffs.

PorGan Donors have a gestation period of 118 days, slightly longer than average pigs, and lay litters of between 4 and 8, smaller than average pigs.



B. Tworus: $1.99 USD per kg of live meat

Engineered on behalf of Cute Bunny Burger Corp. the B. Tworus, nicknamed the Cash Cow by its' inventor, Dr. Harold Gayns, is a modified cow which has undergone vast amounts of genetic modification to ensure that it provides more nutritious meat in vast quantities, whilst also allowing for mass reproduction.

The B. Tworus has a higher natural production rate of anabolic steroids and cortico steroids, allowing for cows up to 20% larger than previously available and providing an improved immune system allowing for effective factory farming. Furthermore, the B. Tworus is capable of producing larger amounts of vitamin C, increasing levocarnitine within the meat. Whilst ordinary ground beef provides 94mg of L-carnitine per 3.5oz, B. Tworus ground beef contains 107mg of L-carnitine per 3.5oz.



B. Tworus Variant: B. Tworus MKII

The original modification of the B. Taurus species was the modified helliot sub-genus. Helliot cows are the foremost sub-genus of cow where beef harvesting is concerned. However, due to the alteration, and considering the already minimal supplies, milking of these cows was deemed inefficient and potentially harmful. Now LifeWyze Corp. unveils to the B. Tworus MKII.

Modified from the jersey sub-genus, the B.T-MKII is engineered to produce larger quantities of healthier milk. Through an alteration in certain glands, milk produced by the B.T-MKII offers three times as much calcium as standard milk, as well as increased levels of vitamin D. Furthermore, the metabolism has been heightened to increase milk production by 1.4 times.

LifeWyze Corp. shall not be selling any units of the B. Tworus MKII, however milk shall be available at $1 per 2 litres.



AlteredSatians: $2,500 per dog

Each AlteredSatian is approximately 40% larger than a standard Alsatian with an increased muscle mass and heightened aggression. AlteredSations have undergone extreme levels of alteration to incorporate; Advanced testosterone glands to increase mass and aggression, Adrenal glands that secrete corticosteroids for optimal biochemical performance, Ossification enhancement to ensure skeletal strength and growth equal to increased body mass. These alterations have resulted in a faster, stronger and more aggressive form of guard/attack dog. Each AlteredSatian is trained by BioFarm Projects dog handlers to respond to numerous commands, however it is essential that future handlers receive training from BioFarm Projects prior to taking the dogs as they are highly anti-social. All AlteredSatians come sterilized to prevent uncontrolled breeding.

Bump

Saxitoxin: $80,000 per 50ml

When ingested, infection is rapid, occurring within ten minutes, depending on dose and subject. Saxitoxin is most effective in contamination of water supplies, allowing for high infection rates and guaranteed ingestion. Initial infection causes numbness, followed by paralysis. Death is caused by respiratory paralysis and can occur as swiftly as two hours after ingestion. There is currently no anti-toxin for Saxitoxin.

Highest Encoding Level Communication

The Empire wishes to purchase a total of 300,000 mls of the bio-agent "Saxitoxin", to be delivered in the most cautious of ways. The order will be deliverable in whatever increments you wish, but must be delivered safely and discreetly. The price of $480,000,000 (OOC: This doesn't seem right... If not, please correct me OOCly, my nation will just pretend we said that number first off.) will be transferred in two payments, half on confirmation, half on delivery. Thank you.

[signed]
Empress Kari Looj

OOC: Bump so you see my edit above.

Encoded Communication

Empress Looj,

It is our pleasure to provide your Empire with the desired order. It can be delivered within this year and will put you on our Preferred Buyers list for future purchases.

Saxitoxin: 300 litres @ $480,000,000

Total: $480,000,000

LifeWyze BioTech thanks you for your custom, please view our range of good and services.

Faithfully,
Winston Charles,
LifeWyze BioWeaponry Division, Sales

*Bump*

*Nudge*

LifeWyze HealthCare

Because We Care.


MediCare Facility

LifeWyze is one of the leaders in the field of medical treatment, capable of treating hundreds of thousands of your citizens at reasonable expense.

LifeWyze MediCare centers are fully operative hospitals that are operated by LifeWyze BioTech. Currently, any LifeWyze MediCare Center is capable of treating six thousand in-patients at any one time and can cover two hundred thousand people. All MediCare centers are staffed by LifeWyze personnel and contain an on-site LifeWyze pharmacy to ensure the best treatment available for patients. Centers also include fifty emergency response vehicles and five emergency response helicopters, parking for five hundred cars and seven helipads. Any private or public hospital will be hard pressed to rival a LifeWyze BioTech MediCare Center. Each MediCare Facility comes with a Cute Bunny Burger Corporation outlet.

Revenue Per Annum: $620m
Profit Per Annum: $280m

Figures representational of a single MediCare Facility.


CosmetiCare Facility

LifeWyze CosmetiCare Facilities are the latest creation of the LifeWyze Biological Technology Corporation. Each one has 10 surgeons, 200 nurses, 50 anesthetists and 150 administrative staff. They are capable of performing any type of costmetic surgery from rhinoplasty to breast implants, from penis enlargement to skin grafts.

Revenue Per Annum: $360m
Profit Per Annum: $215m

Figures representational of a single CosmetiCare Facility.


PharmaCare Outlet

These facilities provide much needed medicines to the populous at a reasonable price. Unlike the rest of LifeWyze, the PharmaCare outlets are treated as a franchise, with anyone able to open their own PharmaCare outlet and staff it as they wish with the owner of the franchise being liable.

LifeWyze Profit: $200k

Figures representational of a single PharmaCare franchise facility.


EduCare Centers

In order to train the enormous amounts of scientists and doctors required to work in the LifeWyze Corporation, the EduCare Center was developed. In effect it is a University teaching various science courses that would be utilized by members of LifeWyze. It has a set grading criteria and provides certificates of education that are recongized world wide. Those who achieve high marks are headhunted by LifeWyze BioTech, with others having to apply as standard.

One year of study at an EduCare Center costs $14,000 regardless of course, which does not include study guides. The average course spans 3 years, however sandwich courses of 4 years are advised, one year of which the student works at LifeWyze and is paid a wage according to the position they work in.

Each EduCare Center contains 450 employees and is capable of teaching 7,000 students. They also contain a Cute Bunny Burger Corporation outlet.

Revenue Per Annum: $98m
Profit Per Annum: $46.1m

Figures representational of a single EduCare Center, including expenditure on sandwich course students.

*Another shameless bump*

Chemical Weaponry

Innovation In A Vial


General Toxins

Ricin: $25,000 per gram

Ricin (Rye-sin) is a glycoprotein toxin that is most effective in ingestion, however can be delivered through inhalation. Less than one thousandth of a gram is required to kill an adult human through ingestion and it is considered to be more virulent than cobra venom. Death will occur up to 72 hours after infection. Ricin is delivered in a solid state. Ricin is perfect for discreet single works. There is currently no anti-toxin for Ricin.


Saxitoxin: $80,000 per 50ml

When ingested, infection is rapid, occurring within ten minutes, depending on dose and subject. Saxitoxin is most effective in contamination of water supplies, allowing for high infection rates and guaranteed ingestion. Initial infection causes numbness, followed by paralysis. Death is caused by respiratory paralysis and can occur as swiftly as two hours after ingestion. There is currently no anti-toxin for Saxitoxin.


Sarin: $80,000 per 50ml

Initial symptoms following exposure to sarin are a runny nose, tightness in the chest and contraction of the pupils. Soon after, the victim has difficulty breathing and experiences nausea and drooling. As the victim continues to lose control of bodily functions, he vomits, defecates and urinates. This phase is followed by twitching and jerking. Ultimately, the victim becomes comatose and suffocates in a series of convulsive spasms. Sarin is a highly volatile liquid. Inhalation and absorption through the skin pose a great threat. Even vapour concentrations immediately penetrate the skin. People who absorb a non-lethal dose but do not receive immediate appropriate medical treatment may suffer permanent neurological damage. Even at very low concentrations, sarin can be fatal. Death may follow in one minute after direct ingestion. At room temperature, sarin is a colourless, odourless liquid with a storage life of only several months. Sarin is delivered in liquid form.


Cyanogen Chloride: $125,000 per 50ml

Also known as CK, Cyanogen Chloride is a highly toxic blood agent. It is very fast-acting, and causes immediate injury upon contact with the eyes or respiratory organs. Symptoms of exposure are loss of consciousness, convulsions, paralysis, and death. It is especially toxic because it is capable of penetrating the filters in gas masks, according to U.S. analysts. CK takes noticeable effect within fifteen seconds with death occurring within ten minutes, making it the fastest acting and most dangerous toxin available through LifeWyze. CK is delivered in liquid form at low temperature. Once used, CK will become a heavy gas.


Botulin Toxin: $140,000 per gram

This toxin is well known throughout the world for being part of the composition of Botox. Currently it is the single-most deadly toxin in existence, with 100 grams being enough to kill every human on Earth. The toxin itself is fast acting, attaching itself to nerve fibers. Once attached the toxin is carried into neurons and cytoplasm, preventing the release of neurotransmitting chemicals, causing paralysis and eventually, death. Despite the fact it is effects the nervous system, common treatments for nerve agents only increase the leathality by enhancing the botulin toxins.

Previously, botulin toxins have been considered unsuitable for chemical warfareas it degrades rapidly upon contact with air. This can be considered a positive or negative effect, as any area contaminated will be perfectly safe to enter between 24 and 48 hours after initial release. Furthermore, it is possible to saturate items with botulin toxin, which will result in far greater life span (several decades) of the chemical agent.


New chemical weapons are constantly undergoing research and development.

*bump*

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e221/Xirnium/arms1.jpg
Confidential Government Memorandum, Office of the Defence Ministry
The Eternal Republic of Holy Xirnium

Tárië Aicassë Laë Nainányéna! – For All Time!
To: Mr Winston Charles
LifeWyze Biological Weaponry Division, Sales
LifeWyze BioTech

From: Lady Josephine Loravarnion
Parliamentary Secretary of the Defence Ministry
The Eternal Republic of Holy Xirnium


Cordial salutations from the Eternal Republic

On behalf of the strategic weapons research and development division of the Xirniumite Defence Force, the Defence Ministry wishes to make the following procurements for study and analysis purposes:

One litre of Weaponised T2
One litre of NuBerculosis
One kilogram of Thramnilus
One litre of Osteo-4

The total amount to be deposited in your company’s accounts upon confirmation of this purchase is USD $ 46 300 000 (XNP ₤ 28 843 758).

As certain details regarding the appropriation of these biological and chemical weapons constitute a matter of national security under s 42(6) of the Classified Strategic Defence Provisions (Research and Development) Act 1998, the highest level of discretion on the part of your corporation would be appreciated.


Yours sincerely

[Signed]

Her Eminence
The Rt Hon High Lady Josephine Loravarnion, MP
Parliamentary Secretary of the Defence Ministry
The Supreme Parliament of the Eternal Republic of Holy Xirnium

Encoded Communication

Lady Josephine Loravarnion,
Parliamentary Secretary of the Defence Ministry,
The Eternal Republic of Holy Xirnium.

LifeWyze would like to thank you for your purchase and offers you Preferred Buyer status for future purchases. All purchases are carried out in complete confidence.

1 litre: T-2 @ $200,000
1 litre: N-B @ $100,000
1 litre: Osteo-4 @ $1,000,000
1 kilogram: Thramnilus @ $900,000

Total: $2,200,000

If you would rather, we can discuss the sale of research and production instructions regarding the above, saving your state valuable R&D time and funds.

Sincerely,
Winston Charles,
LifeWyze Biological Weaponry Division, Sales

(OOC: Not sure where you got the figure 46.3m, unless you intended it as additionally money for carrying out research into them.)

Confidential Government Memorandum, Office of the Defence Ministry
The Eternal Republic of Holy Xirnium

Tárië Aicassë Laë Nainányéna! – For All Time!
To: Mr Winston Charles
Biological Weaponry Division, Sales
LifeWyze BioTech

From: Lady Josephine Loravarnion
Parliamentary Secretary of the Defence Ministry
The Eternal Republic of Holy Xirnium


On behalf of both the Defence Ministry and the Xirniumite Defence Force, I thank you for your sale and, furthermore, graciously accept your offer of Preferred Buyer status. I trust that there shall be no need for me to articulate the fact that the government of the Eternal Republic would rather (as with our previous purchase) that this relationship remain an undisclosed one.

I have been authorised by Cabinet to enter into negotiations for the procurement of all relevant empirical and development research data, including information related to detailed production procedures, concerning the biological weapons that my government has just purchased, in particular, and other biochemical weapons projects of LifeWyze BioTech, in general.

I await your invitation to treat.


Yours sincerely

[Signed]

Her Eminence
The Rt Hon High Lady Josephine Loravarnion, MP
Parliamentary Secretary of the Defence Ministry
The Supreme Parliament of the Eternal Republic of Holy Xirnium

OOC:

Regarding your calculations, I believe I purchased 1 000 grams of Thramnilus at $45 000 per gram, which comes to $45 000 000.
Have I made a mistake somewhere?

To: LifeWyze Biological Technologies
From: Temple of Hygeia
Subject: Donog pig purchase
Message:
The Temple of Hygei would like to purchase 20 pairs of your donor pigs for a cost of $500,000,000. A cargoplane will be sent to retrieve the animals upon confirmation of the order.

Temple of Hygia Representative,

BioFarm Projects would like to confirm your order.

PorGan Donor Pigs: 20bp @ $500,000,000

Two BioFarm Projects carers are available for hire should you wish professional aid in caring for your PorGan Donors. In addition, your large purchase puts you on the Preferred Buyers list with our parent company: LifeWyze BioTech.

Thank-you for shopping with BioFarm Projects.

Faithfully,
Michael Grosvenor,
BioFarm Projects Sales Division.

-----Secret Encrypted Message-----

We would like to purchase the following:
100,000 grams of anthrax: $1,000,000,000
2,500ml of T-2: $25,000,000
2,50ml of N-B: $12,500,000
100,000 grams of Thramnilus: $4,500,000,000
2,500m of Osteo-4: $125,000,000
25 Exposure Treatment Clinics: $110,000,000
100 Contagion Containment Centers: $475,000,000
2,000,000 Hazmat Suits (complete): $16,700,000
5,000,000 anthrax vaccines: $14,500,000,000
5,000,000 N-B vaccines: $6,000,000,000
5,000,000 T-2 vaccines: $7,000,000,000
50 PorGran Donor Pigs: $1,250,000,000
25 AlteredSatians: $62,500
25,000ml of Saxitoxin: $2,000,000,000
25,000ml of Sarin: $2,000,000,000
100,000 grams of ricin: $2,500,000,000
25,000 of Cyanogen Chloride: $3,125,000,000

GRAND TOTAL: $44,639,262,500

We understand because of the amount we've purchased that it will not be able to be sent immediately. The money is coming from our budget surplus.

Encoded Communication

Maraque Representative,

LifeWyze thanks you for your impressive order and would like to confirm your order. After this purchase, your nation will recieve Preferred Buyer status regarding all future purchases.

100 kilograms: anthrax @ $1,000,000,000
2.5 litres: T-2 @ $25,000,000
2.5 litres: N-B @ $12,500,000
100 kilograms:Thramnilus @ $4,500,000,000
2.5 litres: Osteo-4 @ $125,000,000

25 Exposure Treatment Clinics @ $110,000,000
100 Contagion Containment Centers @ $475,000,000
2,000,000 Hazmat Suits (complete) @ $16,700,000
5,000,000 anthrax vaccines @ $14,500,000,000
5,000,000 N-B vaccines @ $6,000,000,000
5,000,000 T-2 vaccines @ $7,000,000,000

50 PorGran Donor Pigs @ $1,250,000,000
25 AlteredSatians @ $62,500

25 litres: Saxitoxin @ $2,000,000,000
25 litres: Sarin @ $2,000,000,000
100 kilograms: ricin @ $2,500,000,000
25 litres: Cyanogen Chloride @ $3,125,000,000

Total: $44,639,262,500

While we can deliver the majority of this order within four months, we are unable to deliver saxitoxin, sarin and cyanogen chloride for another year due to large orders of these substances. Furthermore the ETC and CCC buildings will not all be completed for two years. Similarly, the Hazmat suits will take 6 years to deliver in full, however we propose the following;

Immediately Delivery;
Anthrax (Full)
T-2 (Full)
N-B (Full)
Thramnilus (Full)
Osteo-4 (Full)
ETC
CCC
Hazmat suits (500,000)
PorGan Donors (Full)
AlteredSatians (Full)

Delivery within 12 months;
Sarin (Full)
Saxitoxin (Full)
Cyanogen chloride (Full)
Hazmat suits (125,000)

With a further 125,000 Hazmat suits delivered per year. If this agreement is acceptable, please reply. Once again, I would like to personally thank you for this transaction and hope that you will purchase with us again using your 7% discount.

Faithfully,
Sir James Irvine,
C.E.O. LifeWyze BioTech.

The above terms are acceptable. Money wired.

10,000,000 Complete LifeWyze Hazmat Suits as soon as possible, cost = $83,500,000,000

The Grand Imperial Conglomerate of Vivalutsk also wishes to make a proposal. We will offer funding for your research on a monthly basis and the construction of nuclear bunkers in your nation. We can also offer:

Car and motorcycle oils
Lubricants
Fuels (leaded and unleaded, also diesel)
Bitumen
Crude oil
Ethylene and Propylene
and some other less common petrochemicals

Prices range with quality of production, oils and lubricants ranging from $18 to $55 per barrel, fuels stand at around $50 (prices varying), bitumen and crude oil at $40, ethylene and propylene at $60. The rarer chemicals vary from between $45 to $250 for our own brand of Molybdenum Disulfide Lubricants - Similar in appearance to graphite, Moly is twice as slippery, providing a tough, durable lubricating film. It has a load carrying capacity from 225,000 upwards to 500,000 psi which is beyond the yield strength of most metals.

Moving parts are protected by Moly's magnetic-like attraction to metal. When Moly is applied to metal surfaces and pressure is applied, it fills the pores and "bonds" to the surface, minimizing metal-to-metal contact maintaining an extremely low coefficient of friction. It will build to no more than .0002 of an inch, therefore, tolerances are unaffected. This technology is the latest in lubricant technology, vital for the working of modern machinery.


We are very interested in your products, but as we have many other issues which require a regular cash flow, we would like to suggest a trade between what we can provide and your biochemical technology.

Are you interested?

Vivaltusk Representative,

LifeWyze BioTech is interested in an R&D contribution, however to complete the vast order of Hazmat suits, LifeWyze would like to erect a construction facility within your nation. While it will be dominated by LifeWyze staff, it will likely provide jobs for around two hundred people of your nation and will be capable of producing one quarter of a million LifeWyze Hazmat suits per year.

Regarding oils and petrol, LifeWyze purchases things from the nation where its' emergency reponse vehicles reside to avoid shipping costs. However should you allow LifeWyze to erect MediCare Facilities within your nation, we would have need of such materials to maintain our emergency response vehicles.

Yours Faithfully,
Sir James Irvine,
C.E.O. LifeWyze BioTech.

We would like to order 2.794 billion smallpox vaccines. The total for all of them is $11,734.8 trilllion.

Is a payment plan possible? If so, can we agree on monthly payments of $39.116 billion a month for 300 months?

Maraque Representative,

In light of your enormous order, we request that we be allowed to erect a pharmaceuticals and vaccination laboratory within your nation capable of producing your order. The laboratory will consist solely of LifeWyze personnel and, in combination with existing laboratories, is capable of meeting your monthly quota with the view of completing this transaction in twenty-five years time.

Yours Faithfully,
Frederick Digbeth,
LifeWyze Biological & Chemical Solutions Division, Sales.

OOC: What's the difference between standard and custom hazmat suits? Also, any major side effects to your vaccines?

IC:

The Democratic Republic of Hamilay wishes to purchase the following items:

15x Exposure Treatment Clinic- 66m
10x Contagion Containment Centre- 47.5m
5,000,000x Tuberculosis Vaccine- 4.5bn
5,000,000x Cholera Vaccine- 4.5bn
10,000,000x T-2 Vaccine- 14bn
10,000,000x N-B Vaccine- 12bn
50,000,000x Anthrax Vaccine- 145bn
100,000,000x Smallpox Vaccine- 420bn

75 breeding pairs of PorGan donor pigs- 1.875bn

1000L of Saxitoxin- 1.6bn
500L of Cyanogen Chloride- 1.25bn
5,000,000x Hazmat Suit (complete)- 41.75bn

coming to a total of 646.5885 Billion Dollars.

We would also be happy to allow LifeWyze to construct medical centres in Hamilay.

Regards
The Democratic Republic of Hamilay
Departments of Defence and Health

(OOC: Standard is without the communication kits or ice packs for those inside. Custom is the full caboodle.)

Representative for the Democratic Republic of Hamilay,
Departments of Defence and Health,

Unfortunately the following items;

1000L of Saxitoxin- 1.6bn
500L of Cyanogen Chloride- 1.25bn
5,000,000x Hazmat Suit (complete)- 41.75bn

Cannot be delivered for two years due to a strain on supply. In order to help us in this situation, would your nation be willing to allow the establishment of a Hazmat production facility and a chemical weapons factory?

The rest of your order should arrive 8 months time.

We at LifeWyze are curious as to the population of Hamilay. LifeWyze BioTech is eager to establish one EduCare Facility for every five hundred MediCare Facility, rounding down.

Kindly reply with your response to our establishment of these facilities within your nation. Your order is currently being readied for transport and has earned you a place upon our Preferred Buyers list for future purchases.

Thank-you for your custom.

Yours Faithfully,
Sir James Irvine,
C.E.O. LifeWyze BioTech.

Lady Josephine Loravarnion,
Parliamentary Secretary of the Defence Ministry,
The Eternal Republic of Holy Xirnium,

It would be the pleasure of LifeWyze BioTech to provide your military with the information behind production of;

T-2
N-B
Thramnilus
Osteo-4

In exchange for this information, LifeWyze wishes to establish four chemical weapon and two biological weapon laboratories within your nation. Additionally LifeWyze also desires to erect a Hazmat production factory and a LifeWyze BioTech International Administrative Hub.

Furthermore, should your nation be interested, it would be appreciated if LifeWyze were given permission to construct two hundred MediCare Facilities and two EduCare Facilities within your borders.

We apologise for the delay in reply, however we had to consider this carefully. Thank-you for your interest in LifeWyze BioTech designs.

Yours Sincerely,
Winston Charles,
LifeWyze Biological Weaponry Division, Sales.

Maraque Representative,

In light of your enormous order, we request that we be allowed to erect a pharmaceuticals and vaccination laboratory within your nation capable of producing your order. The laboratory will consist solely of LifeWyze personnel and, in combination with existing laboratories, is capable of meeting your monthly quota with the view of completing this transaction in twenty-five years time.

Yours Faithfully,
Frederick Digbeth,
LifeWyze Biological & Chemical Solutions Division, Sales.Approved. A remote area of the country has been reserved for the construction of these facilities.

Maraque Representative,

In light of your accomodating nature toward LifeWyze BioTech, we would like to enquire as to whether construction of two chemical weapons laboratories and a hazmat suit production factory would be possible, as well as a LifeWyze BioTech International Administrative Hub, considering the vast amount of buildings that LifeWyze has already received permission to erect.

Yours Faithfully,
Sir James Irvine,
C.E.O. LifeWyze BioTech.

LifeWyze now owns and operates the following facilities;

International Administrative Hub;
Cruxium: 1
Maraque: 1

MediCare Facility;
Maraque: 650
Cruxium: 412
Rhominia: 50
Polockistan: 20
Tomba-Bill: 1

EduCare Facility;
Maraque: 4

Pharmaceuticals & Vaccination Laboratory;
Maraque: 1
Cruxium: 1

Exposure Treatment Clinic;
Maraque: 25
Hamilay: 15
Cruxium: 6

Contagion Containment Center;
Maraque: 100
Cruxium: 12
Hamilay: 10

Biological Weapons Laboratory;
Cruxium: 2

Chemical Weapons Laboratory;
Cruxium: 2
Maraque: 2

Hazmat Factories;
Cruxium: 1
Maraque: 1

Warehouses;
Cruxium: 6


With a further 850 MediCare Facilities under construction in Maraque. Discussions about construction of further facilities are underway.

Maraque Representative,

In light of your accomodating nature toward LifeWyze BioTech, we would like to enquire as to whether construction of two chemical weapons laboratories and a hazmat suit production factory would be possible, as well as a LifeWyze BioTech International Administrative Hub, considering the vast amount of buildings that LifeWyze has already received permission to erect.

Yours Faithfully,
Sir James Irvine,
C.E.O. LifeWyze BioTech.Today is your lucky day, because the Emperor has approved your offer and has reserved even more empty land in the outskirts of the capital for these new buildings. Approximately 3,000 acres of land has been reserved for future establishments.

Maraque Representative,

LifeWyze BioTech is very thankful for consenting to the construction of these facilities. No doubt it is but the beginning of LifeWyze BioTech's rise in your fine and noble nation.

Yours Faithfully,
Sir James Irvine,
C.E.O. LifeWyze BioTech.

Confidential Government Memorandum, Office of the Defence Ministry
The Eternal Republic of Holy Xirnium

Tárië Aicassë Laë Nainányéna! – For All Time!
To: Mr Winston Charles
Biological Weaponry Division, Sales
LifeWyze BioTech

From: Lady Josephine Loravarnion
Parliamentary Secretary of the Defence Ministry
The Eternal Republic of Holy Xirnium

Dear Mr Charles

It is my unfortunate obligation to inform you that the terms which your company has proposed are currently unworkable given the present legal situation in the Eternal Republic. Under s 92(16) of the Weapons of Mass Destruction Legislative Response Act 1989, and as further interpreted by the High Supreme Court of Xirnium in relevant obiter dicta of the appellant cases of AlterChem Pharmaceuticals Pty Ltd v Chancellor of the Exchequer (1998) 145 XNLR 887, Universal Cyclotech Advanced Research Associates Inc (in liq) v Minister for Trade (1992) 139 XHSCR 1257 and HT Voronwe & Co Industries Pty Ltd v Chancellor of the Exchequer (2001) 149 XNLR 224, Xirniumite law prohibits ‘non Xirniumite government-owned economic entities, whose operating, financing or investing activates include the manufacture of, or research into, nuclear, chemical, biological or radiological non-conventional weaponry,’ from operating within the sovereign territory of the Eternal Republic.

At present, the Xirniumite Parliament has no plans to alter the statute-law in this area.

Let me strongly emphasise that this situation in no way reflects Cabinet’s opinion of the integrity or corporate reliability of LifeWyze BioTech. It is my further hope that our decision on this matter will not detrimentally influence the attitude of LifeWyze’s executives in relation to the Xirniumite State. The Government of Xirnium would, of course, still be willing to provide cash and/or trade strategic resources in exchange for your designs. Given the sensitive nature of the information that we are attempting to procure, however, I will understand if you desire to terminate negotiations at this point.

On an entirely unrelated matter, the Defence Ministry would like to purchase the following vaccines, for research and study purposes, from your corporation:

Ten thousand doses of the NuBerculosis Vaccine
Ten thousand doses of the Weaponised T-2 Vaccine

The total amount (given discount) to be deposited in your company’s accounts upon confirmation of this purchase is USD $ 24 180 000 (XNP ₤ 15 390 491).


Yours sincerely

[Signed]

Her Eminence
The Rt Hon High Lady Josephine Loravarnion, MP
Parliamentary Secretary of the Defence Ministry
The Supreme Parliament of the Eternal Republic of Holy Xirnium

Secret Message from the Amestrian Ministry of Health and Human Welfare

The Amestrian Ministry of Health and Human Welfare would like to purchase one dose of the N-B Vaccine, one dose of the T-2 Vaccine, one gram of the Thramnilus virus, 1ml Osteo-4 virus, and 1ml of the chemical Saxitoxin, the total cost for the purchase coming to 50,200 USD.

Discretion on behalf of your company would be most appreciated.

[signed]
Dr. Marie Joliot-Curie, Minister of Health and Human Welfare

The Rt Hon High Lady Josephine Loravarnion, MP,
Parliamentary Secretary of the Defence Ministry,
The Supreme Parliament of the Eternal Republic of Holy Xirnium,

Our board is grieved by your national policy, however accepts its' decision. Due to the recent troubles in Cruxium, one of two areas with large quantities of our assets, LifeWyze BioTech has authorised the creation of BioCorps. BioCorps is intended to become the LifeWyze security staff. If your nation has any privatized security forces of any real size, LifeWyze BioTech would be interested in procuring this business, or businesses in the event there are multiple such businesses.

Alternatively, LifeWyze would be willing to exchange the research information for weaponry and ammunition, primarily rifles, and body armour in some form.

Yours Sincerely,
Sir James Irvine,
C.E.O. LifeWyze BioTech.

Amestrian Ministry of Health and Human Welfare Representative,

All of our products come in atleast batches of 50ml. Should you still be interested in research, LifeWyze BioTech is now selling research into its' biological and chemical weaponry.

Confidential Government Memorandum, Office of the Defence Ministry
The Eternal Republic of Holy Xirnium

Tárië Aicassë Laë Nainányéna! – For All Time!
To: Sir James Irvine
Chief Executive Officer
LifeWyze BioTech

From: Lady Josephine Loravarnion
Parliamentary Secretary of the Defence Ministry
The Eternal Republic of Holy Xirnium

Dear Sir Irvine

I have taken your suggestions to Cabinet, and they have indicated a willingness to explore the option of supplying security equipment to your corporation.

The standard combat rifle of the Xirniumite Defence Force is the L85X3, produced by XDA Systems Inc, a Xirnium-based defence and aerospace company. It is variant of the outstanding British SA80 assault rifle, modified primarily to address the main criticisms levelled against its predecessor - including claims of unreliability, fragility and excessive weight. Alterations made to the weapon include the use of new advanced light composites and alloys, the correction of design flaws to improve robustness, and the use of more sophisticated optics.

To this end, the L85X3, has been shown to possess a superior reliability (in multiple terrain, weather and climatic scenarios) to a range of modern rifles including the AK-101, M4, FAMAS G2 and G36E. In addition, the L85X3 has been demonstrated to outperform all of the above mentioned rifles in the fields of accuracy (even without the use of its advanced optical sights), reload speed (including under extreme combat situations), usability in urban and close-quarters combat, and deadliness due to higher muzzle velocity.

The weapon fires a 5.56 mm calibre round from a 30-round detachable box magazine, at a cyclic rate of fire up to 800 rounds per minute.

The Xirniumite government might be able to supply both the rifle, and high-quality ammunition for it, in signficant quantities in exchange for the research data on the bio-chemical weapons that we have shown an interest in.


Yours sincerely

[Signed]

Her Eminence
The Rt Hon High Lady Josephine Loravarnion, MP
Parliamentary Secretary of the Defence Ministry
The Supreme Parliament of the Eternal Republic of Holy Xirnium

The Rt Hon High Lady Josephine Loravarnion, MP,
Parliamentary Secretary of the Defence Ministry,
The Supreme Parliament of the Eternal Republic of Holy Xirnium,

LifeWyze is pleased with the decision by the Parliament of the Republic of Holy Xirnium. Research information will be delivered to a location of your choosing. In the first delivery, LifeWyze requests fifteen thousand L85X3 rifles with one hundred clips of the 5.56mm calibre round. It is requested that these goods be delivered to our newly manufactured International Administrative Hub at Maraque, as our operations in Cruxium are disrupted by the Cruxium-Jadagite War.

Yours Sincerely,
Sir James Irvine,
C.E.O. LifeWyze BioTech.

Confidential Government Memorandum, Office of the Defence Ministry
The Eternal Republic of Holy Xirnium

Tárië Aicassë Laë Nainányéna! – For All Time!
To: Sir James Irvine
Chief Executive Officer
LifeWyze BioTech

From: Lady Josephine Loravarnion
Parliamentary Secretary of the Defence Ministry
The Eternal Republic of Holy Xirnium

Dear Sir Irvine

The Chancellor of the Exchequer has requested that I clarify the essential details of our bargain with you company, as there exists some confusion within Cabinet regarding the specifics of your proposal.

As I have understood it, the proposed deal is for LifeWyze’s research information concerning the T-2, NuBerculosis, Thramnilus and Osteo-4 weapons programmes to be exchanged for a single delivery of fifteen thousand L85X3 rifles with one hundred box magazines each. Assuming that these are indeed the terms, the government of the Eternal Republic accepts your contractual arrangements and will immediately execute our end of the bargain. Delivery of the information in question should be made to the headquarters of the Ministry of Defence in Naerath, capital of Xirnium.

If any terms have been misinterpreted than the Eternal Republic would appreciate timely notification.

Yours sincerely

[Signed]

Her Eminence
The Rt Hon High Lady Josephine Loravarnion, MP
Parliamentary Secretary of the Defence Ministry
The Supreme Parliament of the Eternal Republic of Holy Xirnium

[OOC: All assault rifles manufactured shall lack any identification marks or serial numbers which could be used to conclusively prove their origins as products of the XDA Systems Inc military armaments company.]

Official Suggestion of the Cute Bunny Corporation

How much would it cost to genetically engineer healthier varieties of commonly served meat? We are referring of course to both the trademark bunnies used by the corporation and the beef used in the preparation of most CuddlyBurgers all over the world.

We are considering using the aid of LifeWyze, Inc, to develop healthier foods with the same taste standards.

We are happy to allow both of LifeWyze's factories to set up in Hamilay, provided your chemical weapons factory submits to regular security and safety checks by Hamilay government personnel, as is standard procedure for all WMD manufacturing in Hamilay. The population of Hamilay currently stands at approximately 620 Million. We wish to inquire about the function of the EduCare facilities: are they private schools owned by the company?

League of Nations Security Council
1148 E. Sakura Lane,
Building 3 Room 48
Carmina Gadalica, 40450

LifeWyze is hearby under investigation by the LON, and other security bodies.
The selling of their bio and chemical weapons that prove leathal, and dangerous. They are also under investigation for alleged sub-human experiments. Nations are stronglu urged against further purchase of such weapons from LifeWyze and trade with LifeWyze.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=483917

Not encrypted:

I would like to buy:

500ml of Saxitoxin
and 500ml of Anthrax.

Thank you.

Encrypted message...encrypting...4..3.2...1.encrypted. Location of Source unknowen...tracking...tracking failed...message sent

Before we purchase anything from your storefront we are asking weither or not you`ll sell to our 'type'. We are an orginisation built to take down the Socialist States Union of Nerotika, we are 'The Syndicate'. Our orginisation has been called terroristic and violent, do not worry though. If you choose to sell to us we will forever be in debt to you and if needed we will come to your aide if you request it so. This message will not fall into the hands of anybody against your storefront and will delete itself within 5 day's of being opened and read. We are also looking to purchase simple weapons, would you know of a storefront that would sell to our cause?.

SIRS,

The Isles of Mara have authorized the Dominion of Me Li to allow your LifeWyze MediCare Facility to set up in our New Territories. We will test your abilities by deploying said Facility in Our Zones of Occupation in the Disputed Territories of Danteri. The Country's health and commercial infastructure was badly damaged. We currently operate one of the Largest Hospitals in the Zones.

Yet, we believe in some good olde free choice. Your Facilities will provide both. You are herby authorized to open said three Hospitals and 25 Burger joints.

Dance the Path.

First Minister El, Dominion of Me Li, Isles of Mara.

Official Statement

Due to the existing reputation of the NSSR, and in light of the fact it is seeking to produce and sell its' own biological and chemical weapons, LifeWyze BioTech will not be selling any biological or chemical weapons to this state. LifeWyze BioTech will, however, continue business dealings involving MediCare, Educare and BioFarm Projects facilities.


Encoded Message

Syndicate Representative,

LifeWyze BioTech cannot deal with nations or organizations whose activities may be harmful to the international image of LifeWyze BioTech. In the future, such a deal may be considered, however, at this time, the answer is no.

Yours Faithfully,
Winston Charles,
LifeWyze BioTech Biological & Chemical Weaponry Division, Sales.

First Minister El,
Dominion of Me Li,
Isles of Mara.

LifeWyze BioTech will gladly erect three MediCare Facilities within your new territory in order to aid the populous. It would be preferred if you are capable of arranging the procurement of land and materials and contract a construction company on our behalf. LifeWyze BioTech will cover any costs incurred by your Government upon the completion of our facilities.

Yours Sincerely,
Dr. Wagner PhD.,
LifeWyze BioTech MediCare Facility Expansion Division.

I'm conducting a survey to gauge the effectiveness of the Jagite blockade. How much, if it all, does this blockade affect your business?

Hamilay Representative,

We at LifeWyze BioTech thank you for your acceptance of our proposal with the added terms, to which LifeWyze fully agrees. Your government may also receive our own independant safety check results. Considering the construction of these facilities, LifeWyze BioTech also wishes to erect four warehouses.

In light of your population of approximately 620m, LifeWyze wishes to establish 40 MediCare Facilities within the four largest cities of your nation. As for the EduCare Facilities, they are privately owned educational facilities dedicated to the tuition of college and university level medical studies; pharmacists, surgeons, doctors, consultants and nurses are all trained within the center for a fee of $8,500 per annum. Every graduate is guaranteed a position within LifeWyze with a minimum annual wage of $40,000.

Yours Faithfully,
Sir James Irvine,
C.E.O. LifeWyze BioTech.

LifeWyze BioTech is currently unaffected by the illegal trade embargo carried out by the Monotheistic Republic of Jagada. Minor delays in delivery were experienced in the first weeks of the blockade whilst alternate flight plans were drawn up.

LifeWyze BioTech Spokesman.

CBBC Representative,

LifeWyze BioTech is currently undertaking genomic research into jersey cows and can begin research into your species of rabbit if you can provide our laboratories with five hundred of the species.

Reconfiguring of the Jersey Cow genetic structure will begin instantly. BioFarm Projects will keep you updated of our progress in this field.

Yours Faithfully,
Sir James Irvine,
C.E.O. LifeWyze BioTech.

LifeWyze now owns and operates the following facilities;

International Administrative Hub;
Cruxium: 1
Maraque: 1
Katherine the Mad: 1

MediCare Facility;
Maraque: 1080
Katherine the Mad: 425
Cruxium: 412
Rhominia: 50
Mondoth: 15
Polockistan: 12
Disputed Territories of Danteri: 3
Tomba-Bill: 1

EduCare Facility;
Maraque: 4
Katherine the Mad: 3
Polockistan: 1

BioFarm Projects Facility
Cruxium: 3
Katherine the Mad: 1

Pharmaceuticals & Vaccination Laboratory;
Maraque: 1
Cruxium: 1
Katherine the Mad: 1

Exposure Treatment Clinic;
Maraque: 25
Hamilay: 15
Cruxium: 6

Contagion Containment Center;
Maraque: 100
Cruxium: 12
Hamilay: 10

Biological Weapons Laboratory;
Cruxium: 2

Chemical Weapons Laboratory;
Cruxium: 2
Maraque: 2
Hamilay: 1

Hazmat Factories;
Cruxium: 1
Maraque: 1
Hamilay: 1

Warehouses;
Cruxium: 6
Katherine the Mad: 2

A further 420 MediCare Facilities are under construction within Maraque. Discussions on more facilities are underway.

LifeWyze BioTech Announce Annual Revenue

Revenue Chemical & Biological Weaponry Sales
$57,665,400,000

Revenue BioFarm Projects
$3,625,062,500

MediCare Facility
Revenue Per Annum: $423,840,000,000
EduCare Facility
Revenue Per Annum: $280,000,000

Revenue LifeWyze Chemical & Biological Solutions Sales
$1,210,977,200,000
Revenue Per Annum: $71,200,000,000

Total Revenue: $1,767,587,662,500



(OOC: Note this is revenue, not gross or net profit. It does not take into account the spending to get all these facilities up and running, nor the money spent on R&D and production.)

TO: Lifewyze Biotech Industries:

Skyetech Industries presently is the largest developer of biological and chemical weapons within the Community of Siap. We are, however, intrigued by what you have managed to develop. We are interested in you genetically modified animals, and we feel that you may have an interest in our developments of petrochemical substitutes. We have developed many things, from algae that produces 2,3,4 trimethylpentane (The most efficient and clean substance in gasoline) to a modified strain of rubber trees that produce bases for almost any plastic. Please contact us if interested.

-Ryan Dobenicz
CEO of Skyetech Industries

Ryan Dobenicz,
C.E.O. Skyetech Industries,

LifeWyze BioTech is indeed interested in your research into flora as well as your biological and chemical weaponry research. Should you wish to enter into an R&D Pact, or simply an exchange of research, please inform us at our Maraque HQ as contact with our Cruxium contact is currently prone to failure.

Yours Sincerely,
Sir James Irvine,
C.E.O. LifeWyze BioTech.

*bump*

Official Statement

After discussions with the Holy Imperial State of Katherine The Mad, it has been decided to establish facilities within its' borders. These facilities consist of;


425 MediCare Facilities
3 EduCare Facilities
BioFarm Projects Facility
International Administrative Hub
Pharmaceutical and Vaccination Production Laboratory
2 Warehouses


LifeWyze BioTech Spokesman.

LifeWyze now owns and operates the following facilities;

International Administrative Hub;
Cruxium: 1
Maraque: 1
Katherine the Mad: 1

MediCare Facility;
Maraque: 1120
Katherine the Mad: 425
Cruxium: 412
Rhominia: 50
Mondoth: 15
Polockistan: 12
Disputed Territories of Danteri: 3
Tomba-Bill: 1

EduCare Facility;
Maraque: 7
Katherine the Mad: 3
Polockistan: 1

PharmaCare Outlet;
Maraque: 40
Polockistan: 10
Geneticon: 3

BioFarm Projects Facility
Cruxium: 3
Katherine the Mad: 1

Pharmaceuticals & Vaccination Laboratory;
Maraque: 2
Cruxium: 1
Katherine the Mad: 1

Exposure Treatment Clinic;
Maraque: 25
Hamilay: 15
Cruxium: 6

Contagion Containment Center;
Maraque: 100
Cruxium: 12
Hamilay: 10

Biological Weapons Laboratory;
Cruxium: 2

Chemical Weapons Laboratory;
Cruxium: 2
Maraque: 2
Hamilay: 1

Hazmat Factories;
Cruxium: 1
Maraque: 1
Hamilay: 1

Warehouses;
Maraque: 10
Cruxium: 6
Katherine the Mad: 2

Miscellaneous;
900,000sq ft: Maraque


A further 420 MediCare Facilities are under construction within Maraque. Discussions on more facilities are underway.

The Secular Empire of Maraque would be interested in erecting biological weapons laboratories within Maraque, along with BioFarm Projects facilities.

Maraque Representative,

Despite the lack of interest in the LifeWyze Biological Weapons Division, it is the decision of LifeWyze to establish such a weapons production laboratory within Maraque in the event of loss at our Cruxium institute.

Regarding the request for a BioFarms Projects Facility, we would require 150sq miles of land in order to begin a breeding project for further PorGan Donors and the training of AlteredSatians. As usual, a construction agreement is desired.

Yours Faithfully,
Sir James Irvine,
C.E.O. LifeWyze BioTech.

The required 150sq mi of land is available. Construction can begin right away.

Mr. Irvine

Skyetech Industries feels that entering into a Research and Development pact would be most profitable. We would like to send some representatives to discuss possible future projects. If that is not feasible, we would be willing to receive representatives in The Community. Let us know what you would prefer.

-Ryan Dobenicz

Mr. Dobenicz,

We would welcome representatives to our newly furnished penthouse suite within 'Tower 3' at the new Maraque Megacity. Once there our parties can engage in discussions regarding our research and development programme.

Yours Sincerely,
Sir James Irvine,
C.E.O. LifeWyze BioTech.

We will send representatives as soon as possible.

-Ryan Dobenicz

The Limousine sped down the private highway that connected Skyetech Industries Advance Projects Complex with the outside world. Inside the limousine were the four best and brightest in the biological field that Siap had to offer. Dr. Laura Arctor graduated from the Esmund University College of Engineering at age 16, and is the daughter of the late Michael Arctor, who had originally discovered the means to use bacteria to create 2,3,4 trimethylpentane. Dr. William Holm also accompanied them. He originally joined the Siapian Army, but showed too much proficiency to be a simple grunt, and was sent to medical school, and returned to the army as a toxicologist, and after being discharged from the army, he headed the chemical and biological weapons development program. Lastly was Dr. Kenneth Park. Park became famous when he was studying Biology at Esmund University and, after a lab accident, discovered a means to cause trees to create the widely used substance known as "synthplast" in lieu of a shortage of petrochemicals. His ability to recreate the experiment and greatly increase the efficiency of synthplast production earned him a senior position at Skyetech Industries.

The Limousine pulled up to Esmund International Airport, where the three scientists boarded a Skyetech Industries Corporate jet. After completion of pre flight checks, the plane took off for the Maraque Megacity.

Vivaltusk Representative,

LifeWyze BioTech is interested in an R&D contribution, however to complete the vast order of Hazmat suits, LifeWyze would like to erect a construction facility within your nation. While it will be dominated by LifeWyze staff, it will likely provide jobs for around two hundred people of your nation and will be capable of producing one quarter of a million LifeWyze Hazmat suits per year.

Regarding oils and petrol, LifeWyze purchases things from the nation where its' emergency reponse vehicles reside to avoid shipping costs. However should you allow LifeWyze to erect MediCare Facilities within your nation, we would have need of such materials to maintain our emergency response vehicles.

Yours Faithfully,
Sir James Irvine,
C.E.O. LifeWyze BioTech.

To the honourable Lifewyze Representative Sir James Irvine,#

We are indeed willing to take part in such a venture - we have an old nuclear reactor/bunker complex that could easily be refurbished for your use. There is a military base nearby which solves any questions with regards to security, and our own government laboratories are situated in the district.

It is our further suggestion that perhaps our two nation's scientists work together - it would be of great benefit to both our nations income-wise and when it comes to he population's living standards. Not only that, but in agreeing to become partners in a joint enterprise you would be freed from all shipping costs on your part.

Hoping we can do business,

Dr. Reynard von Laring
Head of Scientific Research, GICV

Dr. von Laring,
Head of Scientific Research, GICV,

LifeWyze BioTech accepts your offer of a research and development agreement with the view of converting this bunk into an R&D facility within your nation. It should be noted, however, that LifeWyze BioTech is private company and in no way answers to the Cruxian Government.

Considering this venture, would it be possible to establish several of our MediCare, EduCare and PharmaCare facilities within your nation? We would also be willing to consider an Administrative Hub and have determined that we will require a warehouse of approximately 250sq ft.

Yours Sincerely,
Sir James Irvine,
C.E.O. LifeWyze BioTech.

LifeWyze now owns and operates the following facilities;

International Administrative Hub;
Cruxium: 1
Maraque: 1
Katherine the Mad: 1

MediCare Facility;
Maraque: 1120
Katherine the Mad: 425
Cruxium: 412
Rhominia: 50
Mondoth: 15
Polockistan: 12
Disputed Territories of Danteri: 3
Tomba-Bill: 1

EduCare Facility;
Maraque: 7
Katherine the Mad: 3
Polockistan: 1

PharmaCare Outlet;
Maraque: 40
Polockistan: 10
Geneticon: 3

BioFarm Projects Facility
Cruxium: 3
Katherine the Mad: 1

Pharmaceuticals & Vaccination Laboratory;
Maraque: 2
Cruxium: 1
Katherine the Mad: 1

Exposure Treatment Clinic;
Maraque: 25
Hamilay: 15
Cruxium: 6

Contagion Containment Center;
Maraque: 100
Cruxium: 12
Hamilay: 10

Biological Weapons Laboratory;
Cruxium: 2

Chemical Weapons Laboratory;
Cruxium: 2
Maraque: 2
Hamilay: 1

Hazmat Factories;
Cruxium: 1
Maraque: 1
Hamilay: 1

Warehouses;
Maraque: 10
Cruxium: 6
Katherine the Mad: 2

Miscellaneous;
900,000sq ft: Maraque


A further 420 MediCare Facilities are under construction within Maraque. Discussions on more facilities are underway.

OOC:

Instead of just posting one of these everytime there is an order, why don't you just put the info on the first post, and edit as nessasary?

Anyway, other than that, cool storefront.

I see you do an offer for "Uber-Nasty" Dog's... would you be able to geneticly engineer some "Uber-Smart" Dogs, that were intelligent, rather than just a killing machine?

Way I see it, if you want a killer, buy a doberman... Alsations, I've always thought were prefered as security breed as they were smarter?

Just so you know, I'm going to make an order in a bit. I just thought I should make queries before I placed an order...

(OOC: The purpose behind reposting this list is two-fold.

A) It allows people to see the current state of LifeWyze without having to go through backlog, and new-comers who may simply read the first page and skip to the last.

B) It acts as a fancy bump *Shameless Grin*


If you request it, LifeWyze will begin research. If the research proves such a creation is a possibility, both physically and economically, then it will begin genetic alteration and breeding.)

*Bump*

*Shameless bump*

*Badum bump*

*Bump*

Sir,

We are gratified to hear of your interest in the agreement proposal, and also make mention that it is LifeWyze BioTech the GICV Scientific Research Unit is interested in dealing with.

The government has agreed to allowing you twelve sites for your facilities within the Capital District, along with two warehouses at 200sq ft each. The Military has also requested that we offer your troops a training programme for safety in the event of nuclear war with a hostile nation - they wish to offer this training in exchange for a similar programme involving biological warfare.

There has also been mention that if this plan works well you may be able to extend your businesses to the other nine national districts also.


Looking forward to business,

Dr. von Laring,
Head of Scientific Research, GICV,

Dr. von Laring,
Head of Scientific Research, GICV,

This agreement is most acceptable and we look forward to working with your people.

Yours Sincerely,
The Rt. Hon. Sir James Irvine,
C.E.O. LifeWyze BioTech.

*Bump*

Encoded:

Sovitry would like to buy 2,500 litres of Saxiotoxin. We will wire you half of the money now and half upon arrival.

Encoded Message

Sovietry, upon consulting our documentation and researching your country, it is clear you cannot even begin to afford such a purchase. Your entire national GDP is 1/20th of the sum of money required for 2,500 litres of Saxitoxin, costing $40bn. As such we shall not sell anything to your nation exceeding the price of $150m.

LifeWyze BioTech Spokesman.

We are recieving funding from other nations who do not want to be seen purchasing such weapons.

Encoded Message

All purchases are totally confidential. Currently we have no proof of this funding and as such we must presume it is either non-existant or ill-begotten. The answer is no until you can provide evidence of the legal acquisition of these funds.

LifeWyze BioTech Spokesman.

How do you have so much money to make these chemicals?

Encoded Message

A LifeWyze BioTech financial statement has been made public, revealing the source of our profits, which were in excess of $300bn last year.

LifeWyze BioTech Spokesman.

(OOC: LifeWyze has a healthcare sector which generates enormous profits. Page 4 or 5 has a financial statement.)

Wow, maybe I should invest in chemical weapons.

Exponent wishes to construct Lifewyze medical facilities in our capitol Paradise City, as well as the city of Divinity. Many residents of Divinity are suffering from complications from Lewisite exposue. Lifewyze doctors would be needed to help these people.

Exponent Representative,

We at LifeWyze BioTech would be exceedingly happy to erect one hundred MediCare facilities across the span of these cities. If this agreement is in your interest, kindly inform us. Further more, if your Government could arrange procurement of land, materials and the construction teams, then we shall reimburse you upon construction completion.

Yours Faithfully,
Dr. Robert Wagner PhD.,
LifeWyze BioTech MediCare Expansion Division.

If you request it, LifeWyze will begin research. If the research proves such a creation is a possibility, both physically and economically, then it will begin genetic alteration and breeding.

**I request it**

[OOC: Anyway]

IC:

The Commonwealth of Northford, upon reviewing your extensive product line, has decided to make purchases from the LifeWyze Corporation.

Let it be noted that Northford already has a very comprehensive Civil Defence network in place, so many of our future purchases will be centering around re-enforcing our System, rather than Building one from scratch [OOC: Meaning I won't be buying any Decontamination stuff, or any hospitals, as I've already got them]

The Commonwealth of Northford would like to set up a YEARLY standing order of the following for the next 25 Years:

1 000 PorGan Donor Pigs. Price: 25 000 Million~ 25 Billion.

1 000 000 N-B Vaccine: $1,200 per dose 1.2 Billion

Total per year: 26.2 Billion

Total over 25 years 655 Billion.

Considering the fact that the Commonwealth of Northford already has links with the LifeWyze, and is (through Government funded Institutes) already providing research funds, we trust that it will be suitable for us to pay yearly, for the next 25 Years, rather than pay the whole sum up front.

Regards,

Zack Uddin, Sarah Hobbs

Civil Defence Procurement agency, Alternative Health Organisation,

Northford.

Encoded Imperial Transmission
To: LifeWyze Biological Technologies
From: User name Classified

To whom it may concern,

Does or will LifeWyze Biological Technologies create a custom chemical or biological weapon? If funding is a concern for such an undertaking, note that it will not be problem and all expenditures will be covered.

Zack Uddin & Sarah Hobbs,
Civil Defence Procurement agency & Alternative Health Organisation,

LifeWyze BioTech will gladly accept the terms and conditions of your requested contract in light of our existing business together. The first delivery of vaccines pigs are being loaded from our Maraque institutes and should be with you within the month.

Yours Sincerely,
Dr. Lance Burrow PhD.,
LifeWyze BioTech Vaccination Division.

Encoded Message

Representative,

LifeWyze BioTech has one of, if not the, largest R&D Divisions in the biological technology market, as such we are happy to develop a weapon catered to the needs of a client, provided it is economically viable. If you would give us a list of your specifications, we can carry out research and determine whether production will go ahead.

Yours Faithfully,
Winston Charles,
LifeWyze BioTech Chemical Weapons Division, Sales.

Encoded Imperial Transmission
To: Winston Charles, LifeWyze BioTech Chemical Weapons Division
From: User name Classified

That is good news indeed.

I require a very lethal substance, either chemical or biological, that will kill or at the least incapacitate (though still eventually causing death) a person within a few hours (preferably around two hours). It also needs to cause infection via skin contact or inhalation. Needs to be deployable in grenade or missile form and when done so, cover as large an area as possible.

As I said in my previous communiqué, I can cover any research and development finance you incur. Should you successfully complete this project, you will have made yourself a valuable friend and customer.

bump for reply

Sir,

It is with great pleasure that I can now inform you that construction is underway. The Military has devoted two battalions of Infantry and a Regiment of Armoured Infantry to the defense and security of the Complex, and there are over 20,000 workers on site preparing the basic structure. The complex should be ready within a few weeks, you may move in any time after that. An anti-missile system and Flak Cannon battery is also being constructed as we speak. You are officially invited to visit and inspect the site in four days time.

Yours,

Dr. von Laring,
Head of Scientific Research, GICV,

Encoded Communication

Representative,

We have begun the development of a biological agent specific to your requirements. We shall keep you updated on our progress should you wish it, and once it is completed, we can come to an arrangement.

Yours Faithfully,
Winston Charles,
LifeWyze BioTech Chemical Weapons Division, Sales.

Encoded Imperial Transmission
To: Winston Charles, LifeWyze BioTech Chemical Weapons Division
From: User name Classified

Updates on your progress would be most appreciated. In return for your efforts and as a show of my sincerity I have wired ten million universal standard dollars to your company. You should receive it moments after this message.

*bump*

*Bump*

*Nudge*

International Administrative Hub;
Cruxium: 1
Maraque: 1
Katherine the Mad: 1

MediCare Facility;
Maraque: 1120
Katherine the Mad: 425
Cruxium: 412
Rhominia: 50
Mondoth: 15
Polockistan: 12
Disputed Territories of Danteri: 3
Tomba-Bill: 1

EduCare Facility;
Maraque: 7
Katherine the Mad: 3
Polockistan: 1
Cruxium: 1

PharmaCare Outlet;
Maraque: 40
Polockistan: 10
Londim: 10
Geneticon: 3

BioFarm Projects Facility
Cruxium: 3
Katherine the Mad: 1

Pharmaceuticals & Vaccination Laboratory;
Maraque: 2
Cruxium: 1
Katherine the Mad: 1

Exposure Treatment Clinic;
Maraque: 25
Hamilay: 15
Cruxium: 6

Contagion Containment Center;
Maraque: 100
Cruxium: 12
Hamilay: 10

Biological Weapons Laboratory;
Cruxium: 2

Chemical Weapons Laboratory;
Cruxium: 2
Maraque: 2
Hamilay: 1

Hazmat Factories;
Cruxium: 1
Maraque: 1
Hamilay: 1

Warehouses;
Maraque: 10
Cruxium: 6
Katherine the Mad: 2

Miscellaneous;
900,000sq ft: Maraque

CRYPTOGRAM Message:

I must infrom you that I am writing to this in utter secracy. i'm A General in the Kurona Army, and looking for more powerful weapons. Our ruler still disapproves, but we think with a little time and efforts we can demonstrate potental. I realize this isn't on sale yet, but we would like to put in a reservation for 12 cases.

Sincerly,

General D. Eric VaunBraun

Enclosed is a further order of a few Bio/Chemical Weapons and Antidotes:

Tuberculosis Vaccine: $900 per dose

Cholera Vaccine: $900 per dose

N-B Vaccine: $1,200 per dose

T-2 Vaccine: $1,400 per dose



T-2 Virus

N-B Virus

Osteo-4

Sarin

Cyanogen Chloride

1-3 Cases of Each will do, for we need these for demos and tests.

(OOC: How much exactly is a case? Could you place all orders in terms of mililitres/grams or doses please? Thank you. *Smiles*)

(It's up to you how much there is in a case. Do you put 5 to a case 12, 80? I don't think people order much by the milgram with large shipmets)

-----Secret Ecrypted Message-----

FROM: Unspecified
SUBJECT: Large Order

Hello,

We've depleted our last order due to research purposes and would like to order the following to engage in more research.

1,000,000 grams of anthrax: $10,000,000,000
1,000,000ml of T-2: $200,000,000
1,000,000ml of N-B: $100,000,000
1,000,000 grams of Thramnilus: $45,000,000,000
1,000,000ml of Osteo-4: $1,000,000,000
1,000,000ml of ImmunYze: $1,300,000,000
1,000,000 AlteredSatians: $2,500,000,000
15,000 PorGan Donor Pigs: $375,000,000,000
1,000,000 grams of ricin: $25,000,000,000
1,000,000ml of Saxitoxin: $1,600,000,000
1,000,000ml of Sarin: $1,600,000,000
1,000,000ml of Cyanogen Chloride: $2,500,000,000

GRAND TOTAL: $465,800,000,000 - 7% discount = $433,194,000,000

This will be paid for in full from our surplus account.

Cruxium, how's the supersmart doggies I asked aboput coming along? 'neways, what time frame do you use on your storefront, because it's about 2 weeks since my last order, and I'm thinking whether or not to renew it yet.

We wish to establish 4 LifeWyze medicare centers in our nation. Two in Paradise City, Pne on Divinity, and one in Redemption.

Encrypted Message

We also wish to purchase 500ml of ImmunYze. the 650,000$ will be send asap.

can we order by the leater? Seeing as we can order by the MIL


ENCODED KURMA LETTER

To the Reps of LifeWyze, Weapons, and Medicine

I would like to personally like to meet with you to discuss business. After fiding the power of such weapons, maybe we can set up some sort of deal, or just talk business. I will travel to your HQ if needed.

I'm sure this is highly unsual, but we are an unusal nation.

Sincerly,

Princess Tomoyo Mikanu

{END CRYPTOGRAM}

(OOC: The dogs are mentioned on my R&D thread *Smiles*)

IC:

Blackhelm Confederacy Representative;

LifeWyze BioTech is thrilled with the prospect of establishing MediCare facilities within your borders. If you can arrange the procurement of land and materials, in addition to arranging workmen for each site, LifeWyze will gladly reimburse your nation upon completion of each facility.

Yours Faithfully,
Dr. Simon Braithwaite, PhD.,
LifeWyze BioTech Medical Expansion Division.



Encoded Transmission

Representative,

LifeWyze BioTech confirms your order for;

1,000,000 grams of anthrax: $10,000,000,000
1,000,000ml of T-2: $200,000,000
1,000,000ml of N-B: $100,000,000
1,000,000 grams of Thramnilus: $45,000,000,000
1,000,000ml of Osteo-4: $1,000,000,000
1,000,000ml of ImmunYze: $1,300,000,000
1,000,000 AlteredSatians: $2,500,000,000
15,000 PorGan Donor Pigs: $375,000,000,000
1,000,000 grams of ricin: $25,000,000,000
1,000,000ml of Saxitoxin: $1,600,000,000
1,000,000ml of Sarin: $1,600,000,000
1,000,000ml of Cyanogen Chloride: $2,500,000,000

Total: $433,194,000,000

Thank you for doing business with LifeWyze BioTech. For future reference, your business account number is being incorporated with this invoice.

Yours Faithfully,
LifeWyze BioTech Representative.



Encoded Transmission

Princess Tomoyo Mikanu,
Head of State of Kurona.

After long discussions regarding your most unusual request, we have decided to grant you a private audience with the companies' Chief Executive Officer, the Right Honourable Sir James Irvine, Minister of Foreign Affairs for Cruxium. Despite the trade embargo against Cruxium, Sir James has managed to move to our Maraque HQ located within Tower 3 in Maraque City.

During your visit, you will be given a luxury apartment, however we shall not be providing any form of service. Upon length discussions, we have decided that it would be acceptable for you to bring with you an entourage of no more than fifteen people, each of whom will receive a private apartment during their stay.

We await your response regarding this issue, including the date and time of your arrival.

Yours Sincerely,
Lord Roger,
C.F.O. LifeWyze BioTech.

(OOC: The dogs are mentioned on my R&D thread *Smiles*)

IC:

Blackhelm Confederacy Representative;

LifeWyze BioTech is thrilled with the prospect of establishing MediCare facilities within your borders. If you can arrange the procurement of land and materials, in addition to arranging workmen for each site, LifeWyze will gladly reimburse your nation upon completion of each facility.

Yours Faithfully,
Dr. Simon Braithwaite, PhD.,
LifeWyze BioTech Medical Expansion Division.





We have constructed facilities in all three cities. They are just waiting to become staffed by your personnel and equipment.
From,
Chancellor Blackhelm

OOC: Cruxium, It's Northern Maraque City, or "Super City" as it's commonly referred to because it's more than 45,000 square miles in size.

IC:

----------Secret Message----------

We thank you and look forward to doing business with you again soon.

*Bump*

OOC: Have you developed the weapon i ordered yet?

(OOC: Still working on that. I like to make all my weapons actually possible.)

Understandable! Thanks, I was just wondering

Official Communique from the Democratic Republic of LA Ice

TO: LifeWyze Biological Technologies
FROM: Medideem - Health Care Department, LA Ice

We ask that for our own reasearch, a LifeWyze Contagion Containment Center, be built in Port Bottletop at the north of our nation.

We would also like 2 breeding pairs of PorGan Donor Pigs.

54.75 million dollars will be wired to you upon confirmation.

To: LifeWyze
From: Martentopis

Martentopis would like to welcome 100 Lifewyze facilities into our army training camps. A generous offer of 20,000,000 $ shall be offered (we do not know the price, please infrom us!).

Yours sincerely, Martentopis Health

Encrypting 10% complete... 50% complete... uploading code...encrypting 70% complete... encypting 95% complete... ENCRYPTED

LifeWyze, Martentopis would kindly like to ask if the Bio-weapon N-B may also enter the body through a wound. If so, we would like to buy 10,000,000 ml of N-B, and 25,000 ml Cyanogen Chloride. A payment of 1,062,500,000 $ shall be wired, without the UN noticing *wink*

Encrypting 10% complete... 50% complete... uploading code...encrypting 70% complete... encypting 95% complete... ENCRYPTED

Republic of LA Ice Representative,

Prior to our establishment of a Contagion Containment Center within your territory, we wish to know what research you intend to carry out. Two pairs of breeding PorGan Donors are being made ready for transportation. Due to the sensitivity of these creatures, please allow up to two weeks for their arrival.

Yours Faithfully,
LifeWyze BioTech Representative.


Encoded Transmission

Martentopis Representative,

We confirm both orders and are currently in the process of loading the goods for transportation. Please be patient for up to five days for your delivery. Thank you for shopping with LifeWyze Biological Technology, please consider us for your next purchase.

Yours Faithfully,
LifeWyze BioTech Representative.

*Bump*

*Bump*

From: The Confederacy of Free Shepmagans
To: Lifewyze

Is there any chance we could purchase some of your infectious disease models to modify for our own purposes? We have recently been researching the possibility of a computer virus propagating via our populous’ connection to the internet, specifically the short-range individual to individual transmission band. Would you be interested in this? If at all possible we would like to use our healthcare budget for this transaction.

(OOC: You want to buy real diseases in an attempt to make a computer virus?)

(OOC: You want to buy real diseases in an attempt to make a computer virus?)
((OOC: No. Surely you have computer models of how certain diseases are spread so you can better treat them? We want to buy one of those programs to track the spread of a theoretical computer virus.))

(OOC: This one is for you Yallak)


LifeWyze BioTech will now be selling Botulin Toxin as part of its' Chemical Warfare Division, as well as including it in its' Healthcare Division.

Botulin Toxin: $140,000 per gram

This toxin is well known throughout the world for being part of the composition of Botox. Currently it is the single-most deadly toxin in existence, with 100 grams being enough to kill every human on Earth. The toxin itself is fast acting, attaching itself to nerve fibers. Once attached the toxin is carried into neurons and cytoplasm, preventing the release of neurotransmitting chemicals, causing paralysis and eventually, death. Despite the fact it is effects the nervous system, common treatments for nerve agents only increase the leathality by enhancing the botulin toxins.

Previously, botulin toxins have been considered unsuitable for chemical warfareas it degrades rapidly upon contact with air. This can be considered a positive or negative effect, as any area contaminated will be perfectly safe to enter between 24 and 48 hours after initial release. Furthermore, it is possible to saturate items with botulin toxin, which will result in far greater life span (several decades) of the chemical agent.

B. Tworus

Genus: B. Taurus (Cow)

Engineered on behalf of Cute Bunny Burger Corp. the B. Tworus, nicknamed the Cash Cow by its' inventor, Dr. Harold Gayns, is a modified cow which has undergone vast amounts of genetic modification to ensure that it provides more nutritious meat in vast quantities, whilst also allowing for mass reproduction.

The B. Tworus has a higher natural production rate of anabolic steroids and cortico steroids, allowing for cows up to 20% larger than previously available and providing an improved immune system allowing for effective factory farming. Furthermore, the B. Tworus is capable of producing larger amounts of vitamin C, increasing levocarnitine within the meat. Whilst ordinary ground beef provides 94mg of L-carnitine per 3.5oz, B. Tworus ground beef contains 107mg of L-carnitine per 3.5oz.

Sales of B. Tworus are expected to cost $1.99 USD per kg of live meat. It is expected that B. Tworus meat will not be sold for two years to give time for the herd to develop.

IC:

After reading your new product release, the Commonwealth of Northford has found itself wanting to purchase some of your new bovine products.

To that end, I am athorised to alot funds to the amount of One point Five Billion Universal Standard Dollars (1.5 Bil$) for live meat, on the bone.

We are not sure how many cows this will amount to, or whether or not the said cows will be fertile, but we wish to make this significant purchase from your esteemed store.

Regards,

Zack Uddin,

Civil Defence Procurement agency

Northford.

Zack Uddin,
Civil Defense Procurement Agency,
Northford,

Our cows are modified from the Holstein variety, with the typical female average weight being 1800lbs (825kg) and the typical male average being 2400lbs (1100kg). 825kg approximately becomes 275kg of edible meat, however all parts of the cow may be processed for various items.

Our cattle is sold sterlized/castrated and live, for complete freshness of the meat and each unit is sold at its' complete weight. You are likely to get around 850,000-920,000 cattle depending Bull:Cow ratio for the sum you have given me.

Unfortunately it is still over a year until our herds are capable of supporting such procurement. Should you allow us to erect a BioFarm Projects Facility within your nation, then we will be better able to fulfill such orders in the future.

Yours Sincerely,
The Rt. Hon. Sir James Irvine,
C.E.O. LifeWyze BioTech.

*Bump*

The Constitutional Monarchy of Fami-Lee
Prime Minister's Office
"Staying Together, Moving Ahead"

Crown Prince Lee Sien Lon
Prime Minister

Dear sir,

on behalf of the Ministry of Health, Ministry of Defence, and Ministry of Home Affairs, I would like to place the following orders for your excellent products:

1. Cholera vaccines: one million (1, 000, 000) doses
2. Tubercolosis vaccines: one million (1, 000, 000) doses
3. HAZMAT suits, complete: fifty (50)

Total price: USD$ 1, 800, 417, 500

Furthermore, the Ministry of Health wishes to co-operate with you to establish one MediCare Facility, one five PharmaCare Outlets, and one EduCare Centre, in order to develop Fami-Lee's pharmaceutical and medical capabilities.

Should this order prove acceptible, the required funds will be wired forthwith.

Yours sincerely,
Crown Prince Lee Sien Lon
Prime Minister of the Constitutional Monarchy of Fami-Lee

OOC: If anyone wonders why I made the Crown Prince the Prime Minister...Fami-Lee is a parody of my own country.

Crown Prince Lee Sien Lon,
Prime Minister of the Constitutional Monarchy of Fami-Lee,

On behalf of the Chemical and Biological Warfare Solutions Division, your order for;

1,000,000 Cholera Vaccines
1,000,000 TB Vaccines
50 HAZMAT suits

Is confirmed and being packaged, ready for delivery to a location of your choice.

In regards to your request for a MediCare Facility, five PharmaCare Outlets and an EduCare Center, it is our wish that you allow use to establish twenty MediCare Facilities and give various investors the chance to buy fifty of our PharmaCare Outlets.

Should this deal be of interest you, kindly reply forthwith.

Yours Sincerely,
Dr. Robert Wagner PhD,
HealthCare Division Director,
LifeWyze Biological Technology Corporation.

The Constitutional Monarcy of Fami-Lee
Prime Minister's Office
"Staying Together, Moving Ahead"

Dr. Robert Wagner PhD,
HealthCare Division Director,
LifeWyze Biological Technology Corporation.

Dear sir,

the funds are being wired to your account. We request that the vaccines and HAZMAT suits be delivered to Siyang Camp, Chemical Biological Radiological Explosives Defence section. The camp is located fifteen kilometres west of the capital city of HenryLeeCity. Global Positioning System coordinates are also en route.

Your generous pharmaceuticals offer is acceptible to the Ministry of Health, and to the King. Full authorisation has been granted to your representative; we have set aside a total of sixty hectares of land throughout the country for this task. We look forward to this future endeavour, for our mutual benefit.

Yours sincerely,
Crown Prince Lee Sien Lon
Prime Minister, the Constitutional Republic of Fami-Lee

Crown Prince Lee Sien Lon
Prime Minister, the Constitutional Republic of Fami-Lee

Payment has been confirmed and the goods are now en route to Siyang Camp. Your custom has earned you a place amongst our preferred buyers. Thank you for using LifeWyze BioTech.

Yours Sincerely,
Dr. Robert Wagner PhD,
HealthCare Division Director,
LifeWyze Biological Technology Corporation.

Operations Update

International Administrative Hub;
Cruxium: 1
Maraque: 1
Katherine the Mad: 1

MediCare Facility;
Maraque: 1120
Katherine the Mad: 425
Cruxium: 412
Rhominia: 50
Fami-lee: 20
Mondoth: 15
Polockistan: 12
Vivaltusk: 11
Disputed Territories of Danteri: 3
Tomba-Bill: 1

EduCare Facility;
Maraque: 7
Katherine the Mad: 3
Polockistan: 1
Cruxium: 1
Vivaltusk: 1
Fami-lee: 1

PharmaCare Outlet;
Fami-lee: 50
Maraque: 40
Polockistan: 10
Londim: 10
Geneticon: 3

BioFarm Projects Facility
Cruxium: 3
Maraque: 2
Katherine the Mad: 1

Pharmaceuticals & Vaccinations Laboratory;
Maraque: 2
Cruxium: 1
Katherine the Mad: 1

Exposure Treatment Clinic;
Maraque: 25
Hamilay: 15
Cruxium: 6

Contagion Containment Center;
Maraque: 100
Cruxium: 12
Hamilay: 10

Biological Weapons Laboratory;
Cruxium: 2

Chemical Weapons Laboratory;
Maraque: 3
Cruxium: 2
Hamilay: 1

Hazmat Factories;
Cruxium: 1
Maraque: 1
Hamilay: 1

Warehouses;
Maraque: 10
Cruxium: 6
Vivaltusk: 2
Katherine the Mad: 2

Research and Development Facility
Maraque: 1
Cruxium: 1
Vivaltusk: 1

SecuriCorps Training Facility
Maraque: 1

Miscellaneous;
900,000sq ft: Maraque

*Bump*

A deal has been made with Murdering Cannibals allowing construction of the following;

2,500 PharmaCare Outlets
500 MediCare Facilities
5 EduCare Centers

BioFarm Projects Facility

Construction has begun and all buildings are to be completed within two years.

Greetings,

Due to our largely expanding population, which has recently surpassed 3 billion citizens, we'd like to discuss further EduCare Centers, MediCare Facilities, and the like.

Currently we have 1,120 MediCare Facilities within Maraque. We'd like to expand this number ten-fold to 11,200 MediCare Facilities, some of which will be in the countryside as these are the areas where most can not get healthcare.

Also, we currently have 7 EduCare Facilities within Maraque. There has been increased demand among our citizens to inquire about placing more around the country where there aren't any. Our country expands over 290,000,000 square miles, and 7 EduCare Facilities just isn't enough to reach the bulk of the population. We request the construction of an additional 35 EduCare Facilities.

We've also recieved a lot of phone calls by citizens who want to open PharmaCare Facilities. As we've read these are completely owned by individuals, and we've had as much as 4,000 inquiries, so if that could be arranged we'd appreciate it.

Signed,
Emperor Jovan Norris

OOC: Whoa, that took a while. Damn hand, can't wait until I can type normally.

OOC: Sorry, it took so long to reply.

Encoded Imperial Transmission
To: LifeWyze BioTech Chemical Weapons Division
From: Field Marshal Aerlan, Imperial Army of Yallak

The LifeWyze Corporation has done well and your service to the Empire will be a most profitable enterprise. The Empire will, as an initial amount, purchase a total of fifty grams of Botulin Toxin, at $140,000 per gram, for a total of $7,000,000. The appropriate funds will be wired upon confirmation of this order.

Furthermore, there are a few question I require answer for from you:
Firstly, how does death occur when a subject inhales the toxin? And secondly, how long after infection will termination of a subject occur?

Field Marshal Aerlan,
Imperial Army of Yallak,

To answer your questions, death by botulin toxin is caused by paralysis of the internal organs. High level infection should cause noticable symptoms in 12 hours with death being caused within 48 hours.

Your order for fifty grams of botulin toxins for a total of $7,000,000 has been confirmed. This order can be delivered to a location of your choosing within three months.

Yours Sincerely,
Christopher Jones,
Chemical Weaponry Division Director,
LifeWyze Biological Technology Corporation.

Emperor Norris,

If you are willing to go with our previous arrangements whereby your Government arranges land and construction crews on our behalf, then we shall begin construction immediately. Due to certain constrictions, these MediCare Facilities will be opened across a period of fifteen years.

As always it is a pleasure to do business with the esteemed nation of Maraque.

Yours Sincerely,
The Rt. Hon. Sir James Irvine,
Executive Director,
LifeWyze Biological Technology Corporation.

Zack Uddin,
Civil Defense Procurement Agency,
Northford,

Our cows are modified from the Holstein variety, with the typical female average weight being 1800lbs (825kg) and the typical male average being 2400lbs (1100kg). 825kg approximately becomes 275kg of edible meat, however all parts of the cow may be processed for various items.

Our cattle is sold sterlized/castrated and live, for complete freshness of the meat and each unit is sold at its' complete weight. You are likely to get around 850,000-920,000 cattle depending Bull:Cow ratio for the sum you have given me.

Unfortunately it is still over a year until our herds are capable of supporting such procurement. Should you allow us to erect a BioFarm Projects Facility within your nation, then we will be better able to fulfill such orders in the future.

Yours Sincerely,
The Rt. Hon. Sir James Irvine,
C.E.O. LifeWyze BioTech.

To: The Rt. Hon. Sir James Irvine,
C.E.O. LifeWyze BioTech.
From:Zack Uddin,
Civil Defense Procurement Agency,
Northford

Subject: Re: Orders

Having read your letter, we understand the problems of increasing productivity, however we decline to grant you permission (OOC: Not least because you seem to be joining the griffincrest organisation in their war against the GASN) to establish BioFarm's in the Commonwealth, due mainly to the fact that the government does not deem their to be sufficent demard to warrent a foreign business to set up premisies on our soil at the moment.

In the meantime, we are wiring the money to you, and are expecting delivery within a time frame suitable to yourselves.

We wish to get as much useable meat as possible from our herds, so the ratio of Bulls:Cows are not of importance.

Regards,

Northford.

Zack Uddin,
Civil Defense Procurement Agency,
Northford.

We at LifeWyze regret but respect the decision of your Government (OOC: Actually LifeWyze won't be joining it, it would serve absolutely no purpose to join it as LifeWyze has access to unlimited amounts of land. Joining the Griffencrest thing would make LifeWYze lose money.) in regards to the construction of a BioFarm Projects Facility. Your order shall be delivered once the cattle are available.

Yours Sincerely,
The Rt. Hon. Sir James Irvine,
Executive Director,
LifeWyze Biological Technology Company.

OOC: Thats very good :D...**cheers**. Anyway, when things start heating up, I should tell you, I'll be purchasing my Bio/Chem deterrent from you, so start upping production

(OOC: LifeWyze has alot of Chemical and Biological agents stocked up in several countries just waiting for someone to buy them. Have no fear *grins*)

We wish to purchase a shipment of one of your fine biological weapons. We will send you $6,500,000 for 5000ml of Immunyze.

Thank you.

Blackhelm Confederacy Representative,

Your purchase of 5 litres of ImmunYze is confirmed and being processed for delivery to a location of your choosing. Kindly include your desired location with payment.

Yours Faithfully,
Winston Charles,
Biological Weaponry Division Director,
LifeWyze Biological Technology Corporation.

If you can, we will accept the shipment on dock #34, in Divinity, Blackhelm Confederacy. You will get $5,000,000 now, and the remaining money one delivery.

Blackhelm Confederacy Representative,

We are curious as to your desire to pay in installments based on delivery. Are there any potential dangers involved in this delivery that we should be aware of prior to sending these items for delivery?

Yours Faithfully,
Winston Charles,
Biological Weaponry Division Director,
LifeWyze Biological Technology Corporation.

No dangers in delivery, just a way that we ensure we get all of the material we wanted. We have big plans for it.

Blackhelm Confederacy Representative,

For legal reasons, LifeWyze does not wish to know the purpose behind the purchase of any of its biological or chemical agents. Unfortunately as we have had no prior dealings with the Blackhelm Confederacy we are unwilling to make this transaction under such a risky circumstance. All money must be paid upfront.

Yours Faithfully,
Winston Charles,
Biological Weaponry Division Director,
LifeWyze Biological Technology Corporation.

I believe we have done business before, but as you wish, we shall send the money first.

Blackhelm Confederacy Representative,

Having consulted our records it appears that you have indeed done business with us before and have several facilities within your nation. As you may or may not be aware we have recently undergone several changes and our records are still being reorganized.

According to our accounts the money has arrived. Your requested goods are now being shipped.

Yours Faithfully,
Winston Charles,
Biological Weaponry Division Director,
LifeWyze Biological Technology Corporation.

It has been a pleasure doing business with you, thank you.

TGN1412 has been manipulated by LifeWyze BioTech and made into an agent suitable for airborne attacks. Coming into effect approximately 12 minutes after entering the victims blood stream, with no incubation period, it begins to cause major organ failure in all orgasm simultaneously. Furthermore, it causes inflammation of the skin and mucous membrane.

OOC: So it only works on people having sex?

(OOC Holy crap, that should say organs >_<. I'm a man, it's on the brain... leave me alone dammit! >_<)

Emperor Norris,

If you are willing to go with our previous arrangements whereby your Government arranges land and construction crews on our behalf, then we shall begin construction immediately. Due to certain constrictions, these MediCare Facilities will be opened across a period of fifteen years.

As always it is a pleasure to do business with the esteemed nation of Maraque.

Yours Sincerely,
The Rt. Hon. Sir James Irvine,
Executive Director,
LifeWyze Biological Technology Corporation.

These terms are acceptable, and as always we'll arrange the land and construction crews. Great doing business once again.

Signed,
Emperor Jovan Norris

Operations Update


International Administrative Hub;
Cruxium: 1
Maraque: 1
Katherine the Mad: 1

MediCare Facility;
Maraque: 1,120 [10,080]
Katherine the Mad: 425
Cruxium: 412
Murdering Cannibals: 500
Rhominia: 50
Fami-lee: 20
Mondoth: 15
Polockistan: 12
Vivaltusk: 11
Disputed Territories of Danteri: 3
Tomba-Bill: 1

EduCare Facility;
Maraque: 7 [35]
Murdering Cannibals: 5
Katherine the Mad: 3
Polockistan: 1
Cruxium: 1
Vivaltusk: 1
Fami-lee: 1

PharmaCare Outlet;
Murdering Cannibals: 2,500
Fami-lee: 50
Maraque: 40 [4,000+]
Polockistan: 10
Londim: 10
Geneticon: 3

BioFarm Projects Facility
Cruxium: 3
Maraque: 2
Katherine the Mad: 1

Pharmaceuticals & Vaccinations Laboratory;
Maraque: 2
Cruxium: 1
Katherine the Mad: 1

Exposure Treatment Clinic;
Maraque: 25
Hamilay: 15
Cruxium: 6

Contagion Containment Center;
Maraque: 100
Cruxium: 12
Hamilay: 10

Biological Weapons Laboratory;
Cruxium: 2

Chemical Weapons Laboratory;
Maraque: 3
Cruxium: 2
Hamilay: 1

Hazmat Factories;
Cruxium: 1
Maraque: 1
Hamilay: 1

Warehouses;
Maraque: 10
Cruxium: 6
Vivaltusk: 2
Katherine the Mad: 2

Research and Development Facility
Maraque: 1
Cruxium: 1
Vivaltusk: 1

SecuriCorps Training Facility
Maraque: 1

Miscellaneous;
900,000sq ft: Maraque

*Bump*

Encoded Imperial Transmission
To: LifeWyze BioTech Chemical Weapons Division
From: Field Marshal Aerlan, Imperial Army of Yallak

Greetings,

The Botulin Toxin can be delivered to the location included in this transmission (encoded co-ordinates will follow). In addition to the above, the Infinite Empire will also purchase the following:

Four hundred litres of Cyanogen Chloride ($125,000 per 50 ml): $1,000,000,000
Fifty litres of ImmunYze ($65,000 per 50ml): $65,000,000

The appropriate funds (a total of $1,065,000,000 USD) will be transferred when this order is confirmed. We expect the utmost discretion and secrecy in regards to this, and all other current and future, Imperial purchases from your Corporation.

From:Torture Solutions INC
To: Lifewyze

As you may be aware the recent failure of our first business venture has forced us to take on work for various contractors within the closest nation to us. To that end, we wish to purchase 4 AlteredSatians at a total price of 10,000. We hope you will find this acceptable.

Field Marshal Aerlan,
Imperial Army of Yallak,

All records are kept in the strictest confidence with records kept in non-connected data banks. Your order for the below has been confirmed;

400 litres CK: $1,000,000,000
50 litres ImmunYze: $65,000,000

Total: $1,065,000,000

Your goods are now packaged and ready for delivery to the location included in your missive. Due to the level of your purchase, the board of directors has conferred preferred buyer status to your nation. We thank you for your business and hope for continued good relations.

Yours Sincerely,
Christopher Jones,
Chemical Weaponry Division Director,
LifeWyze Biological Technology Corporation.

Torture Solutions Incorporated Representative,

As your handlers will require specialist BioFarm Projects training in order to fully command these fine dogs, we are offering you the chance of hiring one of our expert dog handlers for three months at a further cost of $10,000 USD. If this is acceptable, kindly inform us and include the location of where you wish the cargo to be delivered.

Yours Faithfully,
Michael Grosvenor,
Executive Officer,
BioFarm Projects.

Notice: Minimum orders are now $500,000

*Bump*

Torture Solutions Incorporated Representative,

As your handlers will require specialist BioFarm Projects training in order to fully command these fine dogs, we are offering you the chance of hiring one of our expert dog handlers for three months at a further cost of $10,000 USD. If this is acceptable, kindly inform us and include the location of where you wish the cargo to be delivered.

Yours Faithfully,
Michael Grosvenor,
Executive Officer,
BioFarm Projects.
It is indeed acceptible, please deliver the cargo to our main facility located at the attached coordnates. We thank you for you time.

*Bump*

Operations Update


International Administrative Hub;
Cruxium: 1
Maraque: 1
Katherine the Mad: 1

MediCare Facility;
Maraque: 2,200 [9,000]
Katherine the Mad: 425
Cruxium: 412
Murdering Cannibals: 500
Rhominia: 50
Fami-lee: 20
Mondoth: 15
Polockistan: 12
Vivaltusk: 11
Disputed Territories of Danteri: 3
Tomba-Bill: 1

CosmetiCare Facility;
Maraque: 21
Horde of Doom: 30
Blackhelm Confederacy: 5

EduCare Center;
Maraque: 42
Murdering Cannibals: 5
Katherine the Mad: 3
Polockistan: 1
Cruxium: 1
Vivaltusk: 1
Fami-lee: 1
Blackhelm Confederacy: 1

PharmaCare Outlet;
Murdering Cannibals: 2,500
Fami-lee: 50
Maraque: 1,540 [2,500+]
Polockistan: 10
Londim: 10
Geneticon: 3

BioFarm Projects Facility
Cruxium: 3
Maraque: 2
Katherine the Mad: 1

Pharmaceuticals & Vaccinations Laboratory;
Maraque: 2
Cruxium: 1
Katherine the Mad: 1

Exposure Treatment Clinic;
Maraque: 25
Hamilay: 15
Cruxium: 6

Contagion Containment Center;
Maraque: 100
Cruxium: 12
Hamilay: 10

Biological Weapons Laboratory;
Cruxium: 2

Chemical Weapons Laboratory;
Maraque: 3
Cruxium: 2
Hamilay: 1

Hazmat Factories;
Cruxium: 1
Maraque: 1
Hamilay: 1

Warehouses;
Maraque: 10
Cruxium: 6
Vivaltusk: 2
Katherine the Mad: 2

Research and Development Facility
Maraque: 1
Cruxium: 1
Vivaltusk: 1

LifeCorps Training Facility
Maraque: 1

Miscellaneous;
900,000sq ft: Maraque

Investments;
Griffincrest Oil Corporation: 5% Share Ownership

Investors;
David Quetzal: 1%, Preference Shares
Googlewooper Medical Association: 1%, Ordinary Shares
Googlewooper College of General Practitioners: 1%, Ordinary Shares
Googlewooper College of Surgeons: 1%, Ordinary Shares

*Bump*

LifeWyze Biological Technology Corporation Plc. Annual Revenue

During the last year of trading, LifeWyze Corp. has a revenue of;

$2,770,859,267,500 USD (2.8 trillion)

We at LifeWyze Corp. are pleased with this figure, up by 50% on last years figures. Our hopes for the next year are that LifeWyze will achieve growth of 20%.

*Signed by the board of directors*

TO:LifeWyze Corp.
FR: Government of United Federation of Military Command

We would like to spend $22 Billion on HealthCare Centers. I would as many as $22 Billion would get our country.

And would also like to fund the rest of the Removal of faulty human genes: 56%. I would like to know send you a total of $100 Billion dollars for that project. Thank you very much.

Dearest Lifewyze,

As one of your more loyal customers, the Commonwealth of Northford has been unusually apprehensive about purchase weapons from you, for a range of reasons, but mainly due to the fact that we do not wish to associate ourselves with weapons that can cause such inhuman suffering of peoples.

Despite this view, the world in which Northford lives is changing. Facing a range of threats, we now deem it necessary to up-arm ourselves to address these news threats, and have decided that your products are the correct way to do so.

To that end, we hereby place the following order:

50 Kilogram of anthrax, cost: 500 Million USD

200 Litres of Cyanogen Chloride, cost: 500 Million USD

Total: 1 Billion USD.

Funds will be wired upon confirmation of order.


Regards,

Northford.
(OOC: I’ll make more orders mate, don’t worry…. The Cyan stuff is for suicide pills, and the Anthrax is just being brought for the sake of it… my thoughts being that I can use it in Arty Shells and have the a good area denial tool)

Government of United Federation of Military Command,

Our MediCare Facilities are free, provided that you arrange the procurement of land and resources, as well as organizing contruction teams on our behalf, which we then reimburse you for. All MediCare Facilities are, however, privately owned by LifeWyze. We charge either your citizens, government or a balance of the two, for any and all treatment.

Regarding your very kind donation of $100bn USD, it should greatly help with the completion of this study, allowing for the dawning of a new age of humanity.

Yours Faithfully,
Dr. Robert Wagner PhD,
HealthCare Division Director,
LifeWyze Biological Technology Corporation Plc.

Northford Representative,

Your order is confirmed and goods being packaged. Kindly deposit the money to the standard account. Please expect delivery within 2 weeks.

Yours Faithfully,
Christopher Jones,
Chemical Weaponry Division,
LifeWyze Biological Technology Corporation Plc.

Christopher Jones,
LifeWyze Biological Technology Corporation Plc.

The money has been deposited, and we eagerly await our products.

Regards,

Northford.

(OOC:Notice how I havn't named a person at the end of the weapons order?)

(OOC: yeah, whats that about? *grins*)

If I decide to use this crap in a war, I want to be sure it's untracable, and by ignoring the usual stuff I tag onto my messages, it allows me to IC-ly say it's a secret *looks shifty* purchase :D

*Bump*

Government of United Federation of Military Command,

Our MediCare Facilities are free, provided that you arrange the procurement of land and resources, as well as organizing contruction teams on our behalf, which we then reimburse you for. All MediCare Facilities are, however, privately owned by LifeWyze. We charge either your citizens, government or a balance of the two, for any and all treatment.

Regarding your very kind donation of $100bn USD, it should greatly help with the completion of this study, allowing for the dawning of a new age of humanity.

Yours Faithfully,
Dr. Robert Wagner PhD,
HealthCare Division Director,
LifeWyze Biological Technology Corporation Plc.


You will have 35 sq. mi. in each of the major cities. I would like to have a all your medical facilites in our Government Island Compound which is 400 sq. mi. You can bill the government and citiziens for the treatments that are not major. Thank you very much and we will give you another $100 Billion for that research project. We will have a complete Mobile Infantry Engineering Battalion at your beck and call for the construction. Thank you again.

(OOC: How many precisely do you want?)

(OOC: How many precisely do you want?)

As many as you would like to build in my country. We can go with about 135 Healthcare facilites of each. Thank you very much.

What say you to 2,500 MediCare Facilities, 50 EduCare Centers, 250 ComsetiCare Facilities and 5,000 PharmaCare Outlets?

What say you to 2,500 MediCare Facilities, 50 EduCare Centers, 250 ComsetiCare Facilities and 5,000 PharmaCare Outlets?

That would be fine.

Wonderful, construction shall begin forthwith.

Wonderful, construction shall begin forthwith.

Thank you very much. I would like to buy $400 Billion dollars worth of everything in your stock. And I would like to buy that every few months. Thank you.

I am afraid we need more concise orders.

We would need $150 Billion in Bio Weapons, $100 Billion in Chemical and $150 Billion in Anti Bio and Chemical Equipment and vaccianses. Thank you very much.

Once again, more specific orders are required. Thank you for your time and consideration.

The amount of money I offered to you and you make the choice in all the three I trust your choice. Thank you again.

As mentioned before, LifeWyze Biological Technology Corporation does not offer a personal shopper. Any and all orders must be completed, including mathematics, by those wishing to purchase from us.

Thank you.

TO: LifeWyze
FROM: The Ministry of Health, The Commonwealth of the New Confederate States of America

Sir or Madam,

I have been instructed by my government to offer the Lifewyze Corporation the oppurtunity to manage the healthcare system of the Commonwealth. The CNCSA has a fully privatised healthcare system managed by several private contractors, however the reputation of LifeWyze for it's efficiency, cleanliness and service far exceeds any rivals. The Commonwealth Government would therefore like to offer LifeWyze an exclusive contract to manage the entire healthcare service of the New Confederate States as a government-sanctioned monopoly, subject to routine, frequent and stringent checking of standards by inspectors from the Ministry for Health.

The Ministry of Health, The Commonwealth of the New Confederate States of America,

Having discussed this matter thoroughly, the board of directors has agreed to your propsal of LifeWyze Corporation entering your healthcare market as the sole healthcare provider. After carrying out research, we have determined that you have an approximate population of ten million according to your most recent census. Therefore we agree to establish 1,000 MediCare Facilities, 20 ComsetiCare Facilities and 1 EduCare Center over the next ten years in accordance with your population growth.

LifeWyze Corporation wishes to know whether there is a market for pharmacies and whether there are any people interested in entering the PharmaCare franchise.

If you are willing to organize construction crews and the procurement of land, then we shall be able to begin operations within a month.

Yours Faithfully,
The Rt. Hon. Sir James Irvine,
Executive Officer,
LifeWyze Corporation Plc.

I would like to know if you can design a perfect soldier for my Military. I would like to have the best of everything I want everything to the max and so good that they would be able to throw at least two tons with easy. I would like to have an Army of 40,000,000 troopers. If you can get me a list of everything I would like to know what is going into the soldier.

The board of directors laughed heartily at the request. After much discussion, they decided to play it diplomatically rather than make the presumption it was a hoax request.

Military Command Representative,

Unfortunately, what you request is impossible. Whilst we could convret your soldiers through various treatments, we fear it would be both highly illegal and inhumane.

Mayhap you would like to make such a request again in fifty years time when the technology is available.

LifeWyze Corporation Representative.

(OOC: Modern technology mate. *grins* Some of it is about 4-7 years advanced from what we have at the moment, however LifeWyze has not had the stringent rules and regulations real companies have had.)

*Bump*

New Product

BioWyze: $2.99 for a six pack

A probiotic drink to rival yakult, just one a day gives you your daily dose of calcium, vitamin A and D and strengthens the immune system.

To: LifeWyze
From: Emperor Jovan Norris

Greetings once again,

I would like to propose a deal of the purchase of 5.6 billion six packs of BioWyze per year for public schools. I believe it will be a much better alternative to the unhealthy soda and such that are currently in the schools, and I hope you accept and am able to supply our needs.

Signed,
Emperor Jovan Norris

*Static-laden transmission from an island off the coast of International Lesbians.* Lifewize Biological technologies. As we our cut off from ... tion of Free Shepmagans, we have been authorised by the leaders of this island to ... treasury to buy supplies for us and the civilians. We would like to know what this "Bio-wize" tastes like. Thank you.

The GAE Defense Division would like to purchuse the following:
10 LifeWyze Exposure Treatment Clinic
15 LifeWyze Contagion Containment Center
6m LifeWyze Hazmat Suits

For a total of 300215375000 USD. If and when a deal is reached, transports will arrive to pick everything up as LifeWyze does not posses the capability to transport to the destination. Also, if possible, a deal may be worked out about advanced technology in exchange for some of your products.

Sincere thanks,
GAE Defence Divison

Emperor Jovan Norris,

Good day, Emperor. I trust this message shall find you and your family well. Due to your value as a customer, the nature in which you intend to sell our products and the quantity that you have requested, each six pack will be reduced to $1 for as long as you continue to purchase them for schools.

Yours Sincerely,
Lord Roger,
Finance Director,
LifeWyze Corporation.

Sir James, as like the rest of the board, strained to hear the transmission for the fourth time. Eventually, the group frowned and sighed, with Sir James taking the initiative.

"Locate the source of the message, inform them that it tastes like milk and send them one hundred free packs."

To:
Lord Roger,
Finance Director,
LifeWyze Corporation.
From:
Emperor Jovan Norris

I thank you for that. Would a contract of say 10 years be all right?

GAE Defense Division,

Your purchase is confirmed and shall be awaiting you in the North Maraque City. Thank you for your valued custom.

Emperor Jovan Norris,

A ten year contract is very much in our interests. Having calculated your child population, we are curious as to how many you packs you wish to purchase per year.

Yours Sincerely,
Lord Roger,
Finance Director,
LifeWyze Corporation.

To: Lord Roger
From: Emperor Jovan Norris

92.064 billion six packs per year would be sufficient.

Emperor Jovan Norris,

Excellent Emperor, we shall ensure delivery to wherever you wish at a time specified by yourself. If you arrange the logistics, we shall keep you supplied. Kindly transfer money to the account below.

Yours Sincerely,
Lord Roger,
Finance Director,
LifeWyze Corporation.

"Locate the source of the message, inform them that it tastes like milk and send them one hundred free packs."
From: Free Shepmagan 1st expeditionary force/Isle Virago
To: Lifewyze

As we finally got the island's communication's grid back up, we wish to thank
you for the free sample and order 1000 more packs. $3,000 has been wired to
your accounts to cover the expenses.

Signed: Major Peter Mansfield, The council of the three villages.

Major Pete Mansfield,

Unfortunately we no longer take orders under the value of $500,000. Until such a time as you issue an appropriate order, we shall cancel the latest of your payments into our accounts. Please forgive any inconveniance this may cause.

Yours Sincerely,
Lord Roger,
Finance Director,
LifeWyze Corporation.

Operations Update



International Administrative Hub;
Cruxium: 1
Maraque: 1
Katherine the Mad: 1

MediCare Facility;
Maraque: 11,200
Military Command: 2,500
Katherine the Mad: 425
Cruxium: 450
Murdering Cannibals: 500
Rhominia: 50
Fami-lee: 20
Mondoth: 15
Polockistan: 12
Vivaltusk: 11
Disputed Territories of Danteri: 3
Tomba-Bill: 1

CosmetiCare Facility;
Military Command: 250
Maraque: 21
Horde of Doom: 30
Blackhelm Confederacy: 5
Cruxium: 5

EduCare Center;
Military Command: 50
Maraque: 42
Murdering Cannibals: 5
Katherine the Mad: 3
Polockistan: 1
Cruxium: 1
Vivaltusk: 1
Fami-lee: 1
Blackhelm Confederacy: 1

PharmaCare Outlet;
Military Command: 5,000
Murdering Cannibals: 2,500
Fami-lee: 50
Maraque: 4,500
Polockistan: 10
Londim: 10
Geneticon: 3

BioFarm Projects Facility
Cruxium: 3
Maraque: 5
Katherine the Mad: 1

Pharmaceuticals & Vaccinations Laboratory;
Maraque: 2
Cruxium: 1
Katherine the Mad: 1

Exposure Treatment Clinic;
Maraque: 25
Hamilay: 15
Cruxium: 6

Contagion Containment Center;
Maraque: 100
Cruxium: 12
Hamilay: 10

Biological Weapons Laboratory;
Cruxium: 2

Chemical Weapons Laboratory;
Maraque: 3
Cruxium: 2
Hamilay: 1

Hazmat Factories;
Cruxium: 1
Maraque: 1
Hamilay: 1

Warehouses;
Maraque: 10
Cruxium: 6
Vivaltusk: 2
Katherine the Mad: 2

Research and Development Facility
Maraque: 1
Cruxium: 1
Vivaltusk: 1

Corps Training Facility
Maraque: 2

Miscellaneous;
900,000sq ft: Maraque
BioWyze Factory: Maraque


Investments;
None

Investors;
David Quetzal: 1%, Preference Shares
Northford: 7% Ordinary Shares
Googlewooper Medical Association: 1%, Ordinary Shares
Googlewooper College of General Practitioners: 1%, Ordinary Shares
Googlewooper College of Surgeons: 1%, Ordinary Shares

Current Value Per Share: $428.3USD

Operations Update


International Administrative Hub;
Cruxium: 1
Maraque: 1
Katherine the Mad: 1

MediCare Facility;
Maraque: 11,200
Katherine the Mad: 425
Cruxium: 450
Murdering Cannibals: 500
Rhominia: 50
Fami-lee: 20
Mondoth: 15
Polockistan: 12
Vivaltusk: 11
Disputed Territories of Danteri: 3
Tomba-Bill: 1

CosmetiCare Facility;
Maraque: 21
Horde of Doom: 30
Blackhelm Confederacy: 5
Cruxium: 5

EduCare Center;
Maraque: 42
Murdering Cannibals: 5
Katherine the Mad: 3
Polockistan: 1
Cruxium: 1
Vivaltusk: 1
Fami-lee: 1
Blackhelm Confederacy: 1

PharmaCare Outlet;
Murdering Cannibals: 2,500
Fami-lee: 50
Maraque: 4,500
Polockistan: 10
Londim: 10
Geneticon: 3

BioFarm Projects Facility
Cruxium: 3
Maraque: 5
Katherine the Mad: 1

Pharmaceuticals & Vaccinations Laboratory;
Maraque: 2
Cruxium: 1
Katherine the Mad: 1

Exposure Treatment Clinic;
Maraque: 25
Hamilay: 15
Cruxium: 6

Contagion Containment Center;
Maraque: 100
Cruxium: 12
Hamilay: 10

Biological Weapons Laboratory;
Cruxium: 2

Chemical Weapons Laboratory;
Maraque: 3
Cruxium: 2
Hamilay: 1

Hazmat Factories;
Cruxium: 1
Maraque: 1
Hamilay: 1

Warehouses;
Maraque: 10
Cruxium: 6
Vivaltusk: 2
Katherine the Mad: 2

Research and Development Facility
Maraque: 1
Cruxium: 1
Vivaltusk: 1

Corps Training Facility
Maraque: 2

Miscellaneous;
900,000sq ft: Maraque
BioWyze Factory: Maraque


Investments;
None

Investors;
David Quetzal: 1%, Preference Shares
Northford: 7% Ordinary Shares
Googlewooper Medical Association: 1%, Ordinary Shares
Googlewooper College of General Practitioners: 1%, Ordinary Shares
Googlewooper College of Surgeons: 1%, Ordinary Shares

Current Value Per Share: $428.3USD

Is the United Federation of Military Command up on your list? I would like to know why when we have your company operating in my nation. Thank you very much.

(OOC: What were the terms we agreed on? Sometimes I cannot find posts or miss things out)

(OOC: What were the terms we agreed on? Sometimes I cannot find posts or miss things out)
Post 763

What say you to 2,500 MediCare Facilities, 50 EduCare Centers, 250 ComsetiCare Facilities and 5,000 PharmaCare Outlets?

That is what we agreed on.

(OOC: Updated to include hte military command figures)

GAE Defense Division,

Your purchase is confirmed and shall be awaiting you in the North Maraque City. Thank you for your valued custom.

The GAE Defense Division thanks you, and is sending the shuttles to pick the purchuse up as soon as possible.

The Government of United Federation of Military Command would like to have you company open the following Facilities:

International Administrative Hub: 1
MediCare Facility: 8,500
BioFarm Projects Facility: 500
Pharmacecuticals & Vaccinations Laboratory: 350
Exposure Treatment Clinic: 150
Contagion Containment Center: 250
Biological Weapons Laboratory: 150
Chemical Weapons Laboratory: 100
Hazmat Factories: 300
Warhouse: 150
Research & Development Facility: 50
Corps Training Facility: 50

We would like to know if you have any shares open to buy? Thank you very much.

Military Command Representative,

Currently the board of directors is discussing your proposals, though in many instances they are completely unviable. Your request for further MediCare Facilities, Exposure Treatment Clinics and Contagion Containment Centers has been agreed upon, however we are still debating the usefulness of further expansion into your nation.

Regarding our stock options, currently we have only a limited number of issued shares and, as they go, we have sold them all. Thank you for your interest.

Yours Faithfully,
Lord Roger,
Finance Director,
LifeWyze Corporation.

The GAE Economic Board would like to know if they would like to expand into GruntsandElites. Anything would be thanked.

Military Command Representative,

Upon discussion, we of LifeWyze have decided to establish the following in your nation;

MediCare Facility: 8,500
BioFarm Projects Facility: 4
Pharmacecuticals & Vaccinations Laboratory: 2
Exposure Treatment Clinic: 150
Contagion Containment Center: 250
Biological Weapons Laboratory: None
Chemical Weapons Laboratory: None
Hazmat Factories: None
Warhouse: 10
Research & Development Facility: None
Corps Training Facility: None

Furthermore we wish to offer your people the chance to buy into the PharmaCare Franchise with a view of having a further two thousand (2,000) opened across the entirety of your country.

Yours Faithfully,
Lord Roger,
Finance Director,
LifeWyze Corporation.

Hey mate, I've just got back from a two weeks holiday. Has anything interested happen at lifewyze?

Any new products?

(OOC: LifeWyze has begun a psychological warfare division including its' own tactical corps. Furthermore, it has also released a pro-biotic beverage BioWyze that is being sold globally and is launching a smoothie/milkshake line of beverages that are filled with enormous amounts of fruit and vitamin supplements to be marketed as HealthWyze Beverages.

Also, don't know if you've been keeping track but LW is under fire regarding its' line of GM foods that are forcing many farms worldwide to shut down. Several people are going to attempt to sue for monopolizationin Maraque, however LifeWyze isn't actually breaching any laws, so the suits will fail.

Finally LifeWyze is now on the World Stock Exchange under the ticker LW.

Welcome back. *grins*

p.s. also expanding operations as you can see in the post above yours.)

Military Command Representative,

Upon discussion, we of LifeWyze have decided to establish the following in your nation;

MediCare Facility: 8,500
BioFarm Projects Facility: 4
Pharmacecuticals & Vaccinations Laboratory: 2
Exposure Treatment Clinic: 150
Contagion Containment Center: 250
Biological Weapons Laboratory: None
Chemical Weapons Laboratory: None
Hazmat Factories: None
Warhouse: 10
Research & Development Facility: None
Corps Training Facility: None

Furthermore we wish to offer your people the chance to buy into the PharmaCare Franchise with a view of having a further two thousand (2,000) opened across the entirety of your country.

Yours Faithfully,
Lord Roger,
Finance Director,
LifeWyze Corporation.

The Government of United Federation of Military Command will accepted the terms of you jugdement. We would also like to open my country to your PharmaCare Franchise. We would like to know why you changed the numbers of the items that I have requested. I would like to know why you have chosen to also with hold certain Facilities too. Thank you very much.

Military Command Representative,

The reason behind the limitation of numbers and the exclusion of various facilities is due to economic viability. It would serve no purpose to have hundreds of biological weaponry development sites, especially not in a single country. Furthermore, such facilities as our HAZMAT production facilities are already meeting our quota of such items and as such we have no need for further facilities, lest supply exceed demand.

Yours Faithfully,
Lord Roger,
Finance Director,
LifeWyze Corporation.

HealthWyze Beverages


HealthWyze Milkshakes come in four delicious varieties, including chocolate, strawberry, vanilla and banana. Each HealthWyze Milkshakes is loaded with vitamins B & D, as well as calcium, with the milk coming from the B. Tworus B strain. No artificial colours or flavourings.

500ml bottle: $1.99
1 litre carton: $2.95

HealthWyze Smoothies are available in four amazing flavours, one for each season! Spring Flavours, Summer Fruits, Autumn Hints and Winter Berries. Just 250ml (one cup) is enough to fulfill your daily requirement of fruit!

6 pack: $3.95
2 litre carton: $3.49

Supermarket chains, schools and other retailers recieve a 40% discount that is not cumulative with any other LifeWyze Corporation discounts.

GAE Economic Board,

Having conducted lengthy discussions, we have decided that expansion to your nation is indeed economically viable. As such we, propose the construction of the following;


500 MediCare Facilities
2 EduCare Facilities
2 CosmetiCare Facilities
1 HealthWyze Factory & Bottling Plant
1 BioFarm Projects Facility covering 5,000 square acres of land


Furthermore, we also wish to offer members of your populous to buy into the PharmaCare franchise. If this arrangement works out, we may in the future expand our MediCare and CosmetiCare Facilities. What is your people's current healthcare provider?

Yours Faithfully,
Lord Roger,
Finance Director,
LifeWyze Corporation.

GAE Economic Board,

Having conducted lengthy discussions, we have decided that expansion to your nation is indeed economically viable. As such we, propose the construction of the following;


500 MediCare Facilities
2 EduCare Facilities
2 CosmetiCare Facilities
1 HealthWyze Factory & Bottling Plant
1 BioFarm Projects Facility covering 5,000 square acres of land


Furthermore, we also wish to offer members of your populous to buy into the PharmaCare franchise. If this arrangement works out, we may in the future expand our MediCare and CosmetiCare Facilities. What is your people's current healthcare provider?

Yours Faithfully,
Lord Roger,
Finance Director,
LifeWyze Corporation.

Lord Roger,
Finance Director,
LifeWyze Corporation,

We accept the deal.

We have several major healthcare providers, though the biggest by far is BioTech, a company much like LifeWyze. If you would like, we could give you contacts to BioTech to negotiate a deal.

Would you like to buy shuttles to bring the things up or should we provide.

Respond as quick as possible,
Mr. Jason Fallon,
Head of GAE Economic Board.

Mr. Jason Fallon,
Head of GAE Economic Board,

As per our standard policy with constructions, it would be appreciated if your government would organize the procurement of land and materials, as well as the organization of a construction crew, and all expenses incurred shall be refunded by LifeWyze Corporation upon completion of the sites in question.

In regards to BioTech, we would indeed wish to get in contact with this group. Furthermore, could you inform us as to what ownership type the company falls under? Presumably it is a public limited company.

Yours Sincerely,
Lord Roger,
Finance Director,
LifeWyze Corporation.

The Government of United Federation of Military Command would like to invest in your company the amount of $500 Billion Dollars for your R&D Department. Thank you very much.

(OOC: MC, why do you keep donating such vast sums of money to LifeWyze? No that it isn't appreciated, but it seems something of an odd thing to do, I can see no benefit for you to doing it.)

(OOC: MC, why do you keep donating such vast sums of money to LifeWyze? No that it isn't appreciated, but it seems something of an odd thing to do, I can see no benefit for you to doing it.)

(OOC: I do it because I would like to help you with your research and when they become open to the public I would be willing to pay for those services. It is to show you that I would like to use your company and that is why I also allow your company to bring facilities into my nation too. That is why I do it.))

(ooc: Alot of people like and use LifeWyze, however $500bn is a large part of your economy and I was unsure how you could justify it IC.)

(ooc: Alot of people like and use LifeWyze, however $500bn is a large part of your economy and I was unsure how you could justify it IC.)

(OOC: It depends on where the money is coming from I have a healthcare funds of 1.32 Trillion and I also will be use some of that from my Defense funds of 7.08 Trillion so I have a great amout to use as I see fit. If you don't want me to keep doing this or Stop using your company at all?)

Encoded Transmission: We wish to purchase
One PsyWar system, $60,000
And to purchase a PSYCorps operation against Undershi forces in The Aeson. However, we request a time delay, as negotiations are currently underway, and we do not wish to derail them. If this operation becomes unnecessary, you can keep the money.

Total price: 2,100,000+4% delivery=
Final Price 2,184,000

Mr. Jason Fallon,
Head of GAE Economic Board,

As per our standard policy with constructions, it would be appreciated if your government would organize the procurement of land and materials, as well as the organization of a construction crew, and all expenses incurred shall be refunded by LifeWyze Corporation upon completion of the sites in question.

In regards to BioTech, we would indeed wish to get in contact with this group. Furthermore, could you inform us as to what ownership type the company falls under? Presumably it is a public limited company.

Yours Sincerely,
Lord Roger,
Finance Director,
LifeWyze Corporation.

Lord Roger,
Finance Director,
LifeWyze Corporation.

Construction and land will be granted on the planet of Jumarra, a budding colony with 56 millioon people.

In regards to BioTech,
BioTech is a corporation. If you wish, we will provide you with a secure link to BioTech.

Mr. Jason Fallon,
Head of GAE Economic Board

Jason Fallon,
Head of GAE Economic Board,

Very well, this is an appropriate deal. Regarding the discussions with BioTech, we are very much interested in entering talks with this entity.

Yours Sincerely,
Lord Roger,
Finance Director,
LifeWyze Corporation.

Encoded Transmission

Enquirer,

Your purchase request of one PSYWAR System is acknowledged, however, we wish to know if you desire it to be given any specific form of camoflauge treatment before hand. We can offer urban, desert, jungle or frost, alternatively, we can leave the system black.

As for your request for one unit of PSYCorps, is there any specific equipment you wish the team to be equipped with? As you have no doubt learned, it is possible to have members of PSYCorps dressed in the garb of the offensive force, alternatively they can remain in LifeWyze equipment. Eitherway, delayed use is entirely acceptable.

Yours Sincerely,
Lord Roger,
Finance Director,
LifeWyze Corporation.


(OOC: For the record, if a unit of PSYCorps are deployed, they are RP'ed by myself for the alotted time or until they are all dead. Is that acceptable?)

Tiny little bump for research update.

Encoded Transmission

Enquirer,

Your purchase request of one PSYWAR System is acknowledged, however, we wish to know if you desire it to be given any specific form of camoflauge treatment before hand. We can offer urban, desert, jungle or frost, alternatively, we can leave the system black.

As for your request for one unit of PSYCorps, is there any specific equipment you wish the team to be equipped with? As you have no doubt learned, it is possible to have members of PSYCorps dressed in the garb of the offensive force, alternatively they can remain in LifeWyze equipment. Eitherway, delayed use is entirely acceptable.

Yours Sincerely,
Lord Roger,
Finance Director,
LifeWyze Corporation.


(OOC: For the record, if a unit of PSYCorps are deployed, they are RP'ed by myself for the alotted time or until they are all dead. Is that acceptable?)

OOC: Yeah, that's fine, although it looks like they won't be needed...

Encryption: Maximum
We do not feel that camoflauge is necessary. We will contact you with the details of the PSYCorps mission when necessary.

OOC: No, that's fine. I figure you probably know their capabilities better than me, eh?

(OOC: Hehe, yeah. I am also aware of the various terror tactics they're taught to demoralize and distress the enemy. Just put an IC piece here if they're needed.)

Lord Roger,
Finance Director,
LifeWyze Corporation,

Very well, a link will be established. It will take time though.

Mr. Jason Fallon,
Head of GAE Economic Board

*Bump*

Encryption: Moderate

I would like to order one hundred of the Biohazard Resistance Package:

$4,500,000.

The money will be wired upon confirmation.

Encoded Transmission

To Whom It May Concern,

Your purchase of one hundred (100) BioResistance Packages is confirmed. Kindly inform us as to where you wish your purchase to be delivered, alternatively you can collect it from our Maraque-based logistics center.

Encryption: Moderate

We will pick up the order. A pleasure doing business with you, and, if certain conditions are favorable, expect a signifcantly larger order sometime in the future.

Military Equipment Expo
A showcase for all your items, great and small

There is a new show coming, designed specifically to showcase your military items, and see whose is best out of all the storefronts. We offer you an opportunity to enter the show, and win accolades for your storefront. As a bonus, your storefront will also be getting publicity, and allow you to gather a greater customer base. This is not a show where your stuff is being put on sale necessarily – if nations come up to you afterwards to buy stuff then that’s up to you how you deal with it. We ask that you only send in 10 unique designs, that you have the monopoly to – no RL items here please, just original ideas. The categories that you can offer your items to be voted in are listed below – please send the complete design by TG to each nation looking after each section:

1. Equipment – Phoenixius (http://www.nationstates.net/27474/page=display_nation/nation=phoenixius)
a. Weapons
b. Armour
c. Other

Army – Saint Fedski (http://www.nationstates.net/27474/page=display_nation/nation=saint_fedski)
a. Battle Vehicles
b. Long Range
c. Support

Naval – Hurtful Thoughts (http://www.nationstates.net/27474/page=display_nation/nation=hurtful_thoughts)
a. Main Ships
b. Support
c. Submarines

Airforce – Illior (http://www.nationstates.net/27474/page=display_nation/nation=illior)
a. Fighters
b. Bombers
c. Support

Technology – Space Union (http://www.nationstates.net/27474/page=display_nation/nation=space_union)


We hope you attend this show, and find it to your satisfaction. In terms of voting, each nation will be able to vote for one item from each category, and for the best and worst of the show. This means that there will be a total of 15 awards up for grabs, so make sure your entries are the best you have.

(OOC: Two brief questions. Are biological agents considered for this, if so, under what category do they fall?

Is there a requirement for ten, or is that simply the maximum?)

OOC: Actually you had 3 questions there! Anyway, yes biological agents are allwoed - thats why you got an offer. They will come under Equipment, though whether they are weapons or other I'm not sure - just TG me and I'll make up my mind. As for the 10 limit, thats just it- a limit. Its to stop storefronts with tens and thousands of items from just spamming the MEE.

(OOC: Well, I managed to wrap 2 of them into 1. *grins*

At any rate, I have tg'ed you with three products. I just placed biological weapon under the weapon category, but if you would rather use other, that is fine by me.

Thanks for the invite.)

Thats alright, your in.

1st MEE (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=496593)

Jusr don't post until all 5 categories are in.

*Bump*

To: The Leaders of LifeWyze,

You are hearby invited to attend a special screening of the my documentry film about your bio farm projects entitled Irvine & Me. I have a special seat reserved for Sir James Irvine. Hope to see you.

Sincerly,

Alex Thorton-Director Producer Writer of Irvine & Me.

(http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=496781)

To Lord Roger,
Finance Director,
LifeWyze Corporation,

The link has been established, you may begin business now.

Mr. Jason Fallon,
Head of GAE Economic Board