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The Empire of Zumorito is now opening it's organic Trout Farms to the international market. Unless you can pick it up yourself, rush delivery by aircraft is available for $5.99 + 25 cents per pound


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Brown Trout $2.85 per pound
Rainbow Trout $3.25 per pound

We need to buy 140 pounds of each trout. adding rush delivery $1069.64

Excellent, we will ship it immediately. :)

15,000 lbs of Rainbow Trout Please. Totaling: $48,750. No rush needed. Thank you very much

Sold! Thank you for shopping.

We will buy 1,000 poundd of each, rush it please.
*money wired*

Very well. We will deliver it in our C-17 aircraft as soon as possible.

I would like, as my Commisar of Fish called it, a "whole assload of trout".

1000 lbs., $ 28,500.00

According to our math that will be Brown Trout, and so your order is verified.

We would like to purchase a massive amount of trout. Some 125,000 pounds of brown trout. Not that we're, like, building a giant heathen statue of destruction out of trout, or anything.

We're also requiring quick delivery, to boot. The monies will be wired on confirmation of our order.

Which kind of trout do you want?

We would like to purchase a massive amount of trout. Some 125,000 pounds of brown trout.

Ah, subtle hints.

Alive, refrigerated or frozen?

Can they be used as tank projectiles? As shock and awe weaponry goes, trout is right up there with the likes of falling custard and dualweilded bannanas. (which is pretty damn terrifying if you ask me!!!111)

Alive, refrigerated or frozen?

...Alive. Not that we're going to sacrifice them to the great Trout God of Darkness, or anything.

i would like 12 pounds of one pound fish sent to all countrys in the land of nothing except my own. that should be one fish per country. it should come to 34.20. no rush AT ALL make the trip as slow as possible and do the keep the fish cold just throw them into a cardboard box with a note that says Merry Christmas. and make sure the trasport veical is heated.

Can they be used as tank projectiles? As shock and awe weaponry goes, trout is right up there with the likes of falling custard and dualweilded bannanas. (which is pretty damn terrifying if you ask me!!!111)
Yes, the frozen ones, how many would you like?

Order confirmed.

We do not sell rotten fish.

The Republic of Aralonia's leader, Archon Doned Hopkins, is giddy for trout, and desires 100 pounds of Rainbow Trout. Now. We will pick it up shortly using an Aralonian C-2 aircraft that should be arriving within 10 seconds.

Total cost would be $3825 United States Dollars.

1,000,000lbs of each please. $6,100,000 total.

Excuse me, 100,000,000,000 Rainbow trout, mmkay?

2000lb of live trout to be delivered asap to the region of Prussia, money wired.

The great country of Martentopis would like to buy 1,000,000 pounds of each to give to our troops. Thank you,

The minister of health and agriculture,
Martentopis

All orders but one confirmed. We are working hard to fill all of the orders but Evil Satanic OzMonkeys we can not supply you with that many. :headbang:

Yes, the frozen ones, how many would you like?

Order confirmed.

We do not sell rotten fish.

well it wont be rotten when you send it now will it I will pay for shiping and all that but it just needs to fit those requierments

We will not transported it in anything but a refrigerated cargo container.

nup

what if i supply the transport. that way you are not transproting them

If you pick them up yourself, you will be responsibile for the conditon they arrive in.

How much to get you to set up trout and catfish farms in my country?

Re,

Rowesuela

How much would you pay?

How much would you pay?

I will give you 16 million USD and 500 acres of developmental land, to raise both types of fish for domestic consumption. Part of the money must be spent on waste water reclaimation, I want the sludge from the fish ponds used as a spray fertilizer for my crops. By my estimates, this should yield about 25 million pounds of fish per year. If possible, I would like to expand it to catfish as well.

Sounds like a deal, we will dispatch a ship of technicans and farmers to come set it up.

On behalf of my neighbours In Yorkshire I'd like to buy a bumper stock of trout to replace the diseased ones they have had to destroy. Shall we say $2m worth? (I can sent an Antonov AN 124 Heavy Lift Transport to collect).

Ok, deal.

does it actually show up in your nation summary that you bought trout or is this sort of a fake thing??:confused: :confused:

does it actually show up in your nation summary that you bought trout or is this sort of a fake thing??:confused: :confused:
OOC: It's roleplaying....

Ah! Just the opportunity we have been looking for. We wish to purchase the exorbant sum of one exaton (one million gigatons) of trout. The total price is $4 quadrillion. We will be paying this off at your wishes.



(OOC: Joke! Joke! Unless you actually want to confirm the order, then the Empiricalites will have more trout than they can count using their fingers and their toes.)

We can not fill your order at this time, but if you wish we will close all sales and just sell to you for 500 years or so until we fill your order.

Deal.

Very well the store is now closed for 500 years (days)