national ban on Chuck Norris jokes
The Prime Minister had decided to ban all Chuck Norris jokes because thry can be so annoying.
1. Any saying of Chuck Norris jokes in public is banned.
2. Doing it on the internet is ok, as long as it's not on a Kubran site.
3. Don't tell Chuck. For the love of god, DO NOT TELL CHUCK! Us government officials want to live longer.
Geneticon
19-05-2006, 19:30
Congrats!
Congrats! And please DO NOT TELL CHUCK.
Shazbotdom
19-05-2006, 19:35
Secret IC Telegram:
OFFICIAL TELEGRAM
TO: Chuck Norris
FROM: Minister of Foreign Affairs, Shazbotdom
The leader of the Nation of Kubra has banned jokes relating to you. This is just an official notification from the Government of the Pure Socialist Holy Empire of Shazbotdom. Happy hunting!
Secret IC Telegram:
OFFICIAL TELEGRAM
TO: Chuck Norris
FROM: Minister of Foreign Affairs, Shazbotdom
The leader of the Nation of Kubra has banned jokes relating to you. This is just an official notification from the Government of the Pure Socialist Holy Empire of Shazbotdom. Happy hunting! Damnit, you told him!
ImperiumVictorious
19-05-2006, 19:42
Good thing telegrams dont work anymore...
Statement of the Holy First Tribunal
We told Chuck.
Shazbotdom
19-05-2006, 19:49
Good thing telegrams dont work anymore...
The Empires Telegram's work. They just use a different system than the old telegram system.
Wait, this is the perfect opportunity to invnet Chuck Norris battle amrour! all we need is some beard shavings and some skin!
We concur with Kubra's actions toward Chuck Norris jokes, as this falls in line with our ban of Chuck Norris Cartoons:
You are NOT allowed to draw and/or publish Chuck Norris cartoons. If you do so, as soon as you finish it, the cartoon version of Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick you straight into death.
Ok, I think we're safe from Chuck.
Layarteb
20-05-2006, 03:58
THWACK!!!
The Mighty Chuck-Thulu has erased your existence.
You just come up with the weirdest laws we have ever seen.
Closed,
MOF
Next, I think I'll ban l33t!
Wanderjar
20-05-2006, 04:09
I can't believe this! The Dominion of Wanderjar is outraged! I'm banning all trade to your nation!
Chuck Norris would be displeased....
Wanderjar
20-05-2006, 04:10
I can't believe this! The Dominion of Wanderjar is outraged! I'm banning all trade to your nation!
Chuck Norris will be displeased....
Wanderjar
20-05-2006, 04:10
I can't believe this! The Dominion of Wanderjar is outraged! I'm banning all trade to your nation!
Chuck Norris will be displeased....
Ok, then no nuclear food for you.
Cross-Eyed Penguins
20-05-2006, 04:36
Secret IC Telegram:
OFFICIAL TELEGRAM
TO: Chuck Norris
FROM: Minister of Foreign Affairs, Shazbotdom
The leader of the Nation of Kubra has banned jokes relating to you. This is just an official notification from the Government of the Pure Socialist Holy Empire of Shazbotdom. Happy hunting!
Hunting implies the possibility of failure.
Hunting implies the possibility of failure. So Chuck norris goes KILLING. Oh crap, I violated my own law. Good thiung no advanced stealth serveillence and reporting units are not cluing in on me. Basically, they're advanced paparazzi's.
Weserkyn
20-05-2006, 04:49
The government and citizens of the Confederacy of Weserkyn value free speech too highly to enact a similar ban within Weserkyn, but it is so very tempting.
How and why did these jokes start? Does anyone know?
The government and citizens of the Confederacy of Weserkyn value free speech too highly to enact a similar ban within Weserkyn, but it is so very tempting.
How and why did these jokes start? Does anyone know? Cuck Norris became world Karate champion.
Jaredcohenia
20-05-2006, 04:55
My national animal is the Chuck Norris.
Seriously, you CAN'T be serious.
Colorado and Texas
20-05-2006, 04:55
And on the next episode of Everyone loves Kubra.
My national animal is the Chuck Norris.
Seriously, you CAN'T be serious......How many are there?
Kulikovo
20-05-2006, 20:08
Kulikovo condems the banning of Chuck Norris Jokes. The right to tell Chuck Norris Jokes is on our constitution. It is one of our civil liberties
Kulikovo condems the banning of Chuck Norris Jokes. The right to tell Chuck Norris Jokes is on our constitution. It is one of our civil liberties ....You put it in the constitution?
Kulikovo
20-05-2006, 20:14
Damn straight
Leafanistan
20-05-2006, 20:16
The government and citizens of the Confederacy of Weserkyn value free speech too highly to enact a similar ban within Weserkyn, but it is so very tempting.
How and why did these jokes start? Does anyone know?
OOC: The joke started on the Something Awful forums as fun facts about Vin Diesel. Someone countered with Chuck Norris and it went for a week or two and then was bannable because it stopped being funny and just got stupid. People still get banned for it, its kind of funny to watch someone say them knowing the banhammer is minutes away.
IC:
The legitimate government of Leafanistan is horribly offended at this affront to one of the basic rights of people, the right to free speech. Despite the fact that such 'jokes' are usually no longer funny, infringing on human rights is despicable. Expect no help from the legitimate government of Leafanistan.
OOC: The joke started on the Something Awful forums as fun facts about Vin Diesel. Someone countered with Chuck Norris and it went for a week or two and then was bannable because it stopped being funny and just got stupid. People still get banned for it, its kind of funny to watch someone say them knowing the banhammer is minutes away.
IC:
The legitimate government of Leafanistan is horribly offended at this affront to one of the basic rights of people, the right to free speech. Despite the fact that such 'jokes' are usually no longer funny, infringing on human rights is despicable. Expect no help from the legitimate government of Leafanistan.We don't need any help, our police can do it themselves!
Somewhere in a Kubran city:
"Did oyuknow that Chuck Norrises chief export is pain", said a kid to some other kid. A cop watched, but went back to eating his donut. "Did you know", said the cop to his partner. "that Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits?"
McPsychoville
20-05-2006, 20:27
....You put it in the constitution?
We certainly did. It's right there, Article Seven - 'Thou shalt utter at least one fact relating to Chuck Norris a week, or he shalt hunt you down.' And there, Amendment Three - 'Chuck Norris does not hunt, for hunting insinuates the possibility of failure. He kills.'
We certainly did. It's right there, Article Seven - 'Thou shalt utter at least one fact relating to Chuck Norris a week, or he shalt hunt you down.' And there, Amendment Three - 'Chuck Norris does not hunt, for hunting insinuates the possibility of failure. He kills.' OOC: Perfect situation to have Chuck Norris invade me! Oh sweet, what a great RP!
Jaredcohenia
20-05-2006, 22:02
.....How many are there?
Last check there are several million. Each with fists under their fur.
Kulikovo
20-05-2006, 22:03
Kubra...Kulikovo declares war!!
Kubra...Kulikovo declares war!! I'm sorry, but Chuck Norris doesn't need help. He's already roundhouse kicked half my populace!
Kulikovo
20-05-2006, 22:06
Then I will kick the other half!
The Kraven Corporation
20-05-2006, 22:07
OOC: Kraven sank Kahanistans Chuck Norris class SD I belive...
Jesus can walk on water but Kraven can goosestep on Jesus..
OOC: Kraven sank Kahanistans Chuck Norris class SD I belive...
Jesus can walk on water but Kraven can goosestep on Jesus.. OOC: Next time, they'll make it a better ship.