NationStates Jolt Archive

I have nuclear weapons, and i'm not afraid of using it.
http://www.strategic-air-command.com/weapons/images/nuke-home-blast.jpg

You aren't going to get any support that way. Many nations are pacifictic, and perfer a normla diplomatic route

I dont need support.
the world belongs to me!! :mad:

read the stickies

Archon Doned Hopkins of Aralonia wishes to tell you that it doesn't. At all.

Kubra thinks you're stupid, we will invade you.

nuke anyone and everyone will nuke you and most people have 100s of nukes on red alert. i personaly have 900 on alert so if we detect any from you we will nuke you.

Message to ThEd85

Like Hell you own us. If this Random S*** continues you will be invaded and will have your A** kicked and your missals taken.

Rotten One
Lord of rotten bacon

Message to ThEd85

Like Hell you own us. If this Random S*** continues you will be invaded and will have your A** kicked and your missals taken.

Rotten One
Lord of rotten bacon Want to join me in my invasion?

Congratulations. My entire strategic arsenal has been put on full alert just for you. You currently have 10,000 warheads of various delivery and yield pointed at you. Nice work.

OOC: Read the damned stickies, please.

Yes i think i will

In rotten bacon commadner gree forces were moblised to the shores of
ThEd85. we will have atlantice there in 48 hours.

Congratulations. My entire strategic arsenal has been put on full alert just for you. You currently have 10,000 warheads of various delivery and yield pointed at you. Nice work.

OOC: Read the damned stickies, please. Do it, we're itching to see him glassed.

Are we actually going to glass him i think that would be fun.lets see how things pan out first though.

Admiral Demot sits in his office and throws darts when an aid comes into his room , narrowly missing getting hit in the head with a dart, and tells Demot of the nuke situation.
"So, this new comer thinks cause he has one nuke he can bully his way into power? Geez, you think they would learn by now, diplomatic negotations always work much better. Now everyone will either ignore the poor fool or invide. Send him the usual letter."
The aid bows and sends a telegram to ThEd85.
To: ThEd85
From: The Military Council of the ESF
Subject: Nuke Threat
As a peaceful country, we would like to give you a piece of advice. Nations tend to respond better if you use diplomatic means rather than threats. It gains the respect of other nations, and makes you look less of a noob.
Health N Happiness

Yeah . You can further congratulate yourself because I'm activating 1000 of my nation's warheads and 200 from my colonies and are aimed at you . And we would gladly join any invasion on him . We will also impose a Sanction on him .

did i say 100s i meant 1000s if not 10000s. so good luck.

Everyone, launch your WMOs (weapons of mass ownage) at the count of 3.

1,2,3!

And lets see , his pop is 32 million , so how many nukes can he have . Lets say 1 or 2 at the most .

so maybe 10-20 to kill every last one of them.

Yeah . You've gotta point . I will activate my full arsenal of approxmimately 9000 Warheads or not more .

1 , 2 , 3 !!!

I'm sure his army cant stand up to the combined allied forces ! LOL .

can i have his land when it is finaly safe for anyone to be there after all the nukes fired at him?

hey what are we going to do with this land after the glassing? i think everyone who reacted should het a portion of the land and then corner the window market.

hey what are we going to do with this land after the glassing? i think everyone who reacted should het a portion of the land and then corner the window market. I call the most heavily nuked area.

so are we nuking him or what?

(twists key and waits to push little red button)

so are we nuking him or what? What do you tihnk the 3 count was for? Jeez.

Yes, we nuke now.

50 of my Tri-missals are set to be fired and are awiting next move. missals are fired at capital building at air bust.

I'll take the part with the most glass.

you fire first.

50 of my Tri-missals are set to be fired and are awiting next move. Don't wait, fire.

Anyone want to lend me some nukes? I got none.

Forget about nuclear weapons, just fill their flour with anthrax.

Well , I have just sent 2 Nuclear Powered Aircratf Carriers several miles away from ThEd85 with a compliment of other vessels and 2 Nuclear Submarines . I have ordered 20 Heavy Bombers to do some light bombing before Commander Darren will receive authorization to launch 4 ICBMs and ready 2 Nuclear Tactical warheads to be launched .

I"LL LEND YOU GUYS:

NUKES
BIO_LOADS
SCUDS
TICONDEROGA


JUST SEND ME SOME ATOMIC APPLES!!!:headbang:

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!....please....

I"LL LEND YOU GUYS:

NUKES
BIO_LOADS
SCUDS
TICONDEROGA


JUST SEND ME SOME ATOMIC APPLES!!!:headbang:

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!....please.... Pay the money or no apples for oyu. It's only 60,000.

[very earnest] Thanks for the apples.....

Now!!! FREE Warheads for everyone!!!!

:cool:

I will use my giant catapult and fire apples at them!

Hmmm, my nukes sure are getting tired of just sitting there.

Signed,
Emperor Stephen D. Norris

the missals were fired

OFFICIAL WARNING

The Empire has put it's entire Biological, Chemical and Nuclear weapons arsenal on low aleart. We have also activated the Missile Defence Shield of our allies to destroy any missiles that come near our nation. I suggest that you stand down or be anihiliated by the full wrath of the Empire.

OOC: This was hilarious, the picture and everything. A good laught as it was.

And that's it.

Let this thread die, people. Those of you who have been ranting about how you have more nokes and you will attack and kill and read the stickies and you are a noob and we now kill you and BLAABLAABLAAA-YADDAYADDA have made yourself look more ridiculous than he did. See, this "target" of your has posted twice (2 times) and I can't see any reason for him to do so anymore. He wanted to have some fun and joke around - and that's what he did.

Why the hell are we in the page three now?

Could it be so that ThEd85 is not, afterall, the silliest person here?

I'm too late again. I wanted to invade and steal his oil, and now you guys have blown it all up!

After tge bombing stopped rotten bacon miners came to a spot of land that as agreed had the most glass. Mining has been started.

Kubran miners in special nuclear proof suits. They prosospected the land, but grimaced when finding out that rotten bacon took the bestp lace. Although, they at least otok the second best place. The miners started digging, looking intently at the glass. Someone even found some with gold in it. By ogld in it the gold had mixed with the glass and not jsut partly. It mixed thoroughly.

rotten bacon also found those gold glass but are just keeping it is storage to research it

Here, let me give you a hand.


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