NationStates Jolt Archive

Currently, scientists have been working on using plutonium and uranium as spices for foods. They are currently experimenting with granny smith apples, although we did some testing on a macintosh apple. Now, we currently have 20 glowing green apples. We are willing to send a limti of 2 to willing countires who would like to taste test our nuclear apples for us.

DISCALIMER: We are not responsible for any harmful effects, such as mutations or uncontrollable laughter.

Nobody wants apples?

can it come in pie, sauce, of schnapps form?

can it come in pie, sauce, of schnapps form? Yes, but it's a dangerous process. We suspect it will cost over 1,000 dollars.

Begone with your vile radioactive applesause. It's already evil enought.

We would like to send five servitors to test your new toys erm poisen erm food spice.

We will trade you a piece of Jaredcohenian Apple Pie (there's a hint of radium in it, with a dash of americium) for twenty apples.

lthough it is alluring, we can only give 2 to any nation who requests them.

We would like to send five servitors to test your new toys erm poisen erm food spice. If they live, we'll pay them to tell us how it tasted.

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I'll have two...

Gotta get rid of some prisoners...

I'll have two...

Gotta get rid of some prisoners... Delivery will take like, 3 days.

RL or NS Days?

RL or NS Days? NS, of course.

Which comes out to a RL minute right?

This is what I've seen:
RL Day = NS Year
RL Hour = NS Month
RL Minute = NS week or day (seen both)

Currently, scientists have been working on using plutonium and uranium as spices for foods. They are currently experimenting with granny smith apples, although we did some testing on a macintosh apple. Now, we currently have 20 glowing green apples. We are willing to send a limti of 2 to willing countires who would like to taste test our nuclear apples for us.

DISCALIMER: We are not responsible for any harmful effects, such as mutations or uncontrollable laughter.

will anything bad happen if you shoot these 2 apples at each other? like a small nuclear blast.

Which comes out to a RL minute right?

This is what I've seen:
RL Day = NS Year
RL Hour = NS Month
RL Minute = NS week or day (seen both) Yes, an RL minute.

will anything bad happen if you shoot these 2 apples at each other? like a small nuclear blast. Well, we would expect so.

I want to buy some apples too.

I'll take one. One is all I need... :gundge:

Our military would like 2 apples for testing. We would like to find out how to use these nuclear apples for evil military applications...just like how we found out how a giant mushroom cloud killed many ppl....HAHAHAHa, err, we mean how to prevent the misuse of nuclear apples...

I wish to buy 2 to shoot at each other to see if the would blow up.

Everyone, your apples are on the way. These are just samplers, any more apples will cost 3,000 USD apiece.

Argarion will take 2 apples of your hands, we plan to test and perfect the process and make 4-armed soldiers... And super strong, tho there is rebellion... 1 small bomb in each soldier's head.. rebel=brain splatter..:sniper:

Maybe its easier to just do some good ol' genetic altering.. but i kinda wanna watch someone eat and explode... now to find some high hippie willing to try anything..

Argarion will take 2 apples of your hands, we plan to test and perfect the process and make 4-armed soldiers... And super strong, tho there is rebellion... 1 small bomb in each soldier's head.. rebel=brain splatter..:sniper: You're lucky, we're nearly out of freebies. Your apples have been delivered.

Ah our friends we have the perfect place for ou to test all your nasty toys. We will give you if you want out colony of nuevo espania or as it is now know as Merade Espania.

I'd like to buy a boxful of apples :p

Cmon my prisoners....erm, very happy people are starving and I need as many apples as possible. I'd also like to help a few poor neighbors *manicial laughter* But I can't be generaous without those apples.

Send a telagram of the delivery of apples toMy nation (http://www.nationstates.net/south_lizasauria)

CMON SEND THE APPLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:headbang: <AHHHHHHHHHH)

NEED THEM TO DO STUFF WITH :gundge:

I'd like to buy a boxful of apples :p

Cmon my prisoners....erm, very happy people are starving and I need as many apples as possible. I'd also like to help a few poor neighbors *manicial laughter* But I can't be generaous without those apples.

Send a telagram of the delivery of apples toMy nation (http://www.nationstates.net/south_lizasauria) a box is 20 apples, each costing 3,000 dollars each. Your total comes to 60,000. apples have been sent, pay or we use them against you.

Well my friends what of our ofer of a full land to play with? Muerto Espana is yours if you want it.

Well my friends what of our ofer of a full land to play with? Muerto Espana is yours if you want it. No thanks, we aren't in thge mood to glass someone for the hell of it.

Don't worry my tax rates are unreadonable.

Here take the dough $$$$$$$$$$

Don't worry my tax rates are unreadonable.

Here take the dough $$$$$$$$$$ Yay, here's your apples sir!

We have a line of aquarium fish stores. We wish to test bits of your apple on our fish? We will be 1000 apples and feed them to the fish. Do they glow in the dark?

Begone with your vile radioactive applesause. It's already evil enought.
....Applesauce is delicious...

We have a line of aquarium fish stores. We wish to test bits of your apple on our fish? We will be 1000 apples and feed them to the fish. Do they glow in the dark? Yes, yes they do. Your total comes to 3,000,000.