Jaredcohenia
19-05-2006, 01:44
COHENIANOPLE, COHENIA PROVINCE
Yesterday, Ami Botanavich was born at 8:30PM, becoming the three billionth Jaredcohenian born since the country's declaration of independence from Michlcohenia (since dissolved into Jaredcohenia). The baby was treated to a thirty thousand dollar tuition to Zykran Academy, the finest military academy in all of Jaredcohenia. The parents had this to say.
"We are so honored!" said Ami's mother. "Never would I have thought that my little baby would be a billion milestone!"
The Grandtyrant Ari Cohenius was there, and presented the family with a paid vacation to wherever in Jaredcohenia they want to go, on behalf of the Jaredcohenian people.
Yesterday, Ami Botanavich was born at 8:30PM, becoming the three billionth Jaredcohenian born since the country's declaration of independence from Michlcohenia (since dissolved into Jaredcohenia). The baby was treated to a thirty thousand dollar tuition to Zykran Academy, the finest military academy in all of Jaredcohenia. The parents had this to say.
"We are so honored!" said Ami's mother. "Never would I have thought that my little baby would be a billion milestone!"
The Grandtyrant Ari Cohenius was there, and presented the family with a paid vacation to wherever in Jaredcohenia they want to go, on behalf of the Jaredcohenian people.