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Building a Utopia. (The Humanist Laws by decree of Father)

Kravania
19-05-2006, 01:08
Official Proclamation of the High Council of Eternal Wisdom of the Humanist State of Kravania

The Laws of Foundation of the Great Humanist Revolution

This proclamation is the representation of the highest level of documentation of the Laws of Foundation.

The Laws of Foundation are the expression of the utopian ideals and the Great Humanist Philosophy as formulated and conceived by Father. Father is the guide, the ever wise guardian and the supreme protector of the Great Humanist Revolution and the process of human evolution. The Laws of Foundation will allow for humanity, within the borders of the Humanist State of Kravania to evolve to the next phase in the evolutionary journey of the human species, for Father knows that when humanity ceases to evolve, it shall perish.

This is a great and brave new chapter in the revolutionary process of Humanism and the noble thoughts of Father. The former Empire of Kravania is now truley gone and it's corrupt, Anti-Humanist and counter-revolutionary regime are now a object of past history.

This proclamation of the Laws of Foundation has been approved by the High Council of Eternal Wisdom and by Father.

Law No. 1: The nation shall be known and refered to as the Humanist State of Kravania.

Law No. 2: Father is the supreme leader of the Humanist State of Kravania. The former positions of Emperor, President and Prime Minister shall be abolished. Father exists in a realm beyond such basic and primitive titles. Father is the guide of humanity, the ever wise teacher of peoples, the supreme being and the living representation of human evolution and ever lasting progress.

Law No. 3: Below the supreme authority of Father is the High Council of Eternal Wisdom. The High Council of Eternal Wisdom is made up of 12 executive individuals, persons of the highest standing and most wise, for they were selected by Father, who in His infinite wisdom and most sacred grace, choose each member of the High Council of Eternal Wisdom. Father made this decision for He knows which humans have evolved to the level of transition from the current stage of human evolution to the next level, the level He desires for all of humanity.

Law No. 4: The names, identities and personal details of Father and the 12 members of the High Council of Eternal Wisdom shall never be known to the peoples of the Humanist State of Kravania or the world at large. To defend the Great Humanist Revolution from it's many enemies, Father and the 12 Councillers shall only ever communicate with all other human lifeforms via the Telescreens. The world can see Father but will never know him.

Law No. 5: Humanism is the only legal and tolerated ideology, philosophy and belief system in the Humanist State of Kravania. All other political ideologies, economic theories and philosophies are banned and now given the title of Thought Crime.

Law No. 6: All religion, belief in gods, superstition and other non-scientific and Anti-Humanist lines of thinking are banned. They will now be given the title of Thought Crime.

Law No. 7: All individuals guilty of a Thought Crime shall given capital punishment and exterminated from the utopian society that Father has given to the peoples of the Humanist State of Kravania.

Law No. 8: All human emotions are now banned. The below emotions are included in the ban on emotion and human feeling:

Love
Hate
Happiness
Sadness
Depression
Hope
Despair
Lust
Greed
Materialism
Empathy
Desire
Loneliness
Emptiness
Fufillment
Creativity
Artistic Expression
Individuality

The peoples of the Humanist State of Kravania have a gift from Father. Father created the medication, Xeroxium. Xeroxium helps people crush the degenerate, counter-revolutionary and Anti-Humanist condition of human emotion and the human sense of individuality. One injection of Xeroxium is needed for people to be free of the primitive state they are now in. Every individual of the Humanist State of Kravania shall take one dose of Xeroxium every day.

Those individuals who do not take their dose of Xeroxium will suffer from the sickness of human emotion and shall become outlaws. The title of the crime of not taking the daily dose of Xeroxium and suffering the sickness of human emotion shall be called Emocrime.

Law No. 9: Those indivduals who refuse the dose of Xeroxium are Emocriminals and shall be given capital punishment and exterminated from the utopian society that Father has given to the peoples of the Humanist State of Kravania.

Law No. 10: All forms of sexual activity between humans and between humans and non-humans, is now banned. Hetrosexuality, homosexuality, bisexuality, bestiality are all human sicknesses in the ever wise view of Father. Kissing and the outward showing of two humans loving one another is also banned. The title for this criminal activity is called a Sex Crime.

All humans shall now be produced via artificial birth in human production centres, which are the sole property and under the control of Father and the High Council of Eternal Wisdom. These centres shall be called Artsem centres and are the sole way in which new human life can flourish in the utopia that is the Humanist State of Kravania.

Law No. 11: Those individuals who are guilty of a Sexcrime shall be given capital punishment and exterminated from the utopian society that Father has given to the peoples of the Humanist State of Kravania.

Law No. 12: The consumption of alcohol, tobacco, tea, coffee and all other mind altering drugs is banned. Father knows that for humans to advance in the everlasting process of evolution, humans must leave behind the chemical corruptions and toxic consumption of the old society, for the Great Humanist Revolution demands the total purity of it's peoples.

Law No 13: Those individuals guilty of the consumption of the above drugs and stimulants shall suffer the sickness of human emotion. Thus the consumption of the above drugs and stimulants is a Emocrime and those individuals who are guilty of a Emocrime shall be given capital punishment and exterminated from the utopian society that Father has given to the peoples of the Humanist State of Kravania.

Law No. 14: All peoples of Kravania shall only sleep for a total time of 7 hours, from 11 PM to 6 AM. Individuals guilty of sleeping before 11 PM or sleeping in after 6 AM shall be executed on the charge of high treason against Father, the Humanist State of Kravania and the Great Humanist Revolution.

Law No. 15: Money and the use of money within the borders of the Humanist State of Kravania has been abolished. All workers shall work for the common good of the State and the Great Humanist Revolution, for the fruits of our labour is not for profit but the total advancement of humanity to the next level of human evolution.

Law No. 16: All private property, from companies to the clothes the people shall wear, has been abolished and all resources and all human individuals are now under the collective will of the Great Humanist Revolution, the State and Father.

Law No. 17: All forms of culture, outside the teachings of Father are banned. The following degenrate artforms are now illegal:

Paintings
Photographs
Music
Games
Electronic Games
Graffiti
Sculptures
Gardens

Any individual who is guilty of making the above artforms or owning the above artforms shall be given capital punishment and exterminated from the utopian society that Father has given to the peoples of the Humanist State of Kravania.

Law No. 18: All humans within the borders of the Humanist State of Kravania shall not be allowed to look different from one another. Thus all people within Kravania shall:

Wear the same uniform, as designed and desired by Father.

Have the same haircut, which shall be a short side parting, for both males and females. Long hair is illegal for both sexes.

Jewellery is illegal.

Make up is illegal.

Tattoos are illegal.

Obesity and anorexia are illegal.

Any individual who does not conform the the perfect image of a human being as designed by Father shall spend 25 years in a re-education facility. Conter-revolutionary and Anti-Humanist ways of living and dress are a grave and evil threat to the brotherhood of humanity.

Law No. 19: All non Kravanian individuals shall be expelled from the Humanist State of Kravania, for our utopia will not accomodate the degenerate beings from the world outside our great utopia.

This law also applies to all foreign diplomats and embassy staff. All embassies are to be closed. From now on, diplomacy between the Humanist State of Kravania shall be done via telescreens and electronic interaction.

Law No. 20: All tourism is now banned. Kravanians cannot leave the Humanist State of Kravania and outsiders cannot enter the Humanist State of Kravania. All immigrants and refugees who attempt to enter the Humanist State of Kravania shall be destroyed.

Law No. 21: The Humanist State of Kravania shall never join an international organisation or sign a treaty which infringes upon the supreme sovereignty of the Humanist State of Kravania.

Law No. 22: All of the above laws shall be enforced at any cost. These laws are the foundations of the Great Humanist Revolution and the ever wise and eternal will of Father.

To enforce the Laws of Foundation within the Humanist State of Kravania, this duty shall fall upon the new security force and military force that answer only to Father, the Guardians of Humanity.

The Guardians of Humanity shall have total authority to execute Father's will and His merciful laws and wise decrees.

No other force or authority besides Father can over-rule or oppose the Guardians of Humanity.

With this proclamation of the Laws of Foundation, Father's will and the Great Humanist Revolution shall forever rule supreme over the Humanist State of Kravania.
Kravania
19-05-2006, 01:29
Bump
Madnestan
19-05-2006, 01:36
OOC: This left me quite speechless. RP-wise, highly impressive, imaginative and well written. I just have no idea of how to respond, even though I know I should. My national leader's, also called The Beloved Father of The Nation btw, motto is "Government owns the people" and this can be seen as culmination and climax of that idea... But I still dunno how should he react. This is just spooky, even to him.
Congraz for a great post, anyway.
Cruxium
19-05-2006, 01:40
(OOC: Equilibrium anyone?)
Kravania
19-05-2006, 01:46
(OOC)

OOC: This left me quite speechless. RP-wise, highly impressive, imaginative and well written. I just have no idea of how to respond, even though I know I should. My national leader's, also called The Beloved Father of The Nation btw, motto is "Government owns the people" and this can be seen as culmination and climax of that idea... But I still dunno how should he react. This is just spooky, even to him. Congraz for a great post, anyway.

Well, my new totalitarian society is a mix of three real life fictional stories. The books a Brave New World and 1984 and the recent film, Equilibrium.

Human emotion is banned and supressed via medication (Xeroxium) and All people now think alike. Unlike other dictators who could only control what people said but not thought, Father now has power over the human mind itself.

Father actually has a name, before the revolution he was a bio-chemical research scientist called Dr. Stavos Ponze.

However, he was a reclusive man and after taking power, he does not reveal his name or his personal life story, Kravanian's and the international community will only ever know Father, not the man behind the image of Father.

Here is a pic of Father, in 1984 style, telescreens are everywhere and it only shows one programme, the speeches and talks of Father.

http://arbredespossibles2.free.fr/SF/Images/Equilibrium68.jpg
Willink
19-05-2006, 02:09
OOC- Good to see you back Kravania, nice Proclimation too.
Demanci
19-05-2006, 02:23
To: Humanist State of Kravania
From: External Affairs Council of Demanci

The External Affairs Council of Demanci would like to warn you about Utopianism.
This usally does not work. Emotions, Products, How is your nation going to have an economy. Yes, we are a constitutional monarchy, but our people do have freedom. Suppresing the emotions of people is a radical move. But please, send any people who reject these laws to our country. Only then will they get away from Utopianism. We mean no war. But please send us the rejecters of this radical Idea.
Signed,
Jourin Friais
Aliester Grulo
Rawana Heatherling
Nastor Mediaus
Giancill Delmoruia
Jienair'Duilar
Kravania
19-05-2006, 02:35
Official Communique of the High Council of Eternal Wisdom of the Humanist State of Kravania


From: The Humanist State of Kravania

To: Demanci

The Humanist State of Kravania and the High Council of Eternal Wisdom have consulted Father, and Father has spoken on the issue your nation raised.

Father will not bow to any foreign pressure with regards to our internal affairs and Father asks that you cease your interventions and your attempts at distorting the course of human evolution by asking Father to spare the lives of Thought Criminals, Sex Criminals and Emocriminals.

All individuals of Kravania who violate the Laws of Foundation and the will of Father shall face their punishments as laid down by the Laws of Foundation and Father.

We are building the most perfect and most advanced society in all of human history, for we are blessed with the sacred intellect of Father and He is the guide of humanity, thus with Father, humans can achieve anything and will achieve everything.

Our destiny lies with Father and not the will or desires of any other persons or nations.
Kubra
19-05-2006, 02:38
Is immigration still allowed, at least? Kubra will gladly take in immigrants/refugees.
Demanci
19-05-2006, 02:42
Demanci will also take immigrants. God help them get away from the Utopianistic society.
Animarnia
19-05-2006, 04:02
(OOC: Nice Come back...we're very very creeped out IC wise. will father be taking the meds too?)

Animarnia is willing to buy those whom reject the ideas of Father for $500 per person; this would be good for your economy and take them off your hands to help further your humanistic ideas. furthermore if you are willing to allow it we will even pay for the transport of those you deem 'thought criminals, sex criminals and emocriminals' at our own expense.

We of course leave the offer in Fathers capable and merciful hands oh elated and most benevolent one
Wilhelmsborough
19-05-2006, 05:50
"Hmmm..." the Prince thought aloud. "If the people are given drugs that completely strip them of any emotion, then their soldiers are going to have a pretty difficult time on the battlefield. No energy, no charisma, no overwhelming desire to live directing their actions."

The Prince leaned back in his chair.

"Yes, I do believe that in the event of a war, Kravanian soldiers would drop like flies. Their leadership had best hope they have plenty of reserves."

The Prince laughed out loud.
Southeastasia
19-05-2006, 08:45
[OOC: I assume that you got this off Fascist Confederacy, Saharistan?]
Brydog
19-05-2006, 11:26
Kravania, i have searched the term Humanism and it differs from yours. First, it rejects one person having the most. So your not a humanist state in the correct defination but you can what ever you want.
Tombo-Bill
19-05-2006, 12:11
OCC: Woah.. Now THATS some good RPing Kravania.

IC:

Message to: Kravania

The United Socialist Federation of Tombo-Bill critizises your decision to embark on putting an ideology into practise which it doomed to fail, You will never succeed in getting the entire population to take such drugs.

Your ideology also contradicts that of being a human, to be human is to have a functioning brain and to be an individual -to an extent-

Such a person as this 'Father' you speak of should not exist, they are scum. See to it that we will break all trade agreements we have with your nation, no matter how small.

Heil!
Office of Foreign Affairs, Tombo-Bill.
Liberated New Ireland
19-05-2006, 12:44
Ah, another satellite nation for Kraven. Hope you RP as good as him.
Xirnium
19-05-2006, 14:13
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Official Executive Governmental Edict - Offices of the Chief Minister, Foreign Minister and Vicereine
The Eternal Republic of Holy Xirnium

Tárië Aicassë Laë Nainányéna! – For All Time!
To:

The International Community

From:

Lord Ertham Nidor
Chief Minister
The Eternal Republic of Xirnium

Lady Heather Gilda
Foreign Minister
The Eternal Republic of Xirnium

Lady Victoria Seriende
Vicereine
The Eternal Republic of Xirnium


The Supreme Parliament of the Eternal Republic denounces the latest repulsive Totalitarian regime to rear its ugly head, within the strife-torn nation of Kravania, as a reprehensible and loathsome affront against all notions of sanity, reason and humanity. The tenets of its despicable ideology are an outrage against both the noble ideals of democracy and the inherent liberal civil and political freedoms that are the inalienable birthright of all individuals.

In a further demonstration of the utter disgust and abhorrence with which the government of the Eternal Republic of Xirnium views the illegitimate Orwellian dictatorship of Kravania, full economic, diplomatic and political sanctions are hereby levied against the Kravanian state. The Sovereign Parliament of the Xirniumite State declares that no Rule of Law of any meaningful kind exists within the state of Kravania, and denies its criminal totalitarian autocracy (which is utterly devoid of any claims to either sovereignty or legitimacy) diplomatic recognition of any form whatsoever.


[Signed]
His Beatitude
The Rt Hon High Lord Ertham Nidor, MP
Chief Minister
The Sovereign Parliament of the Eternal Republic of Holy Xirnium

[Signed]
Her Eminence
The Rt Hon High Lady Heather Gilda, MP
Foreign Minister
The Sovereign Parliament of the Eternal Republic of Holy Xirnium

[Signed]
Her Excellency
Lady Victoria Seriende
Vicereine and Head of State
The Eternal Republic of Holy Xirnium
Southeastasia
19-05-2006, 14:19
Ah, another satellite nation for Kraven. Hope you RP as good as him.
[OOC: No LNI, he's Saharistan. The latest incarnation of Saharistan, to be specific (and the BEST one so far), and the most improved of all. Finally, after what, a dozen or so puppets. For more information, TG Halberdgardia or McKagan or Leafanistan or Space Union or HailandKill or Willink, members of the Saharistan War Coalition (or in Willink's case, former member of the SWC, they left due to a war dispute involving one of Saharistan's puppets), Arabanistan. You have improved a LOT Saharistan, and good job I might add! Keep it up, and ascend higher when it comes to writing!]
Kravania
19-05-2006, 15:26
Kravania

With many nations expressing their hositility to the Humanist State and the Great Humanist Revolution, the air raid sirens began to go off in all towns and cities across Kravania.

The posts of megahpones for public broadcasting instructed everyone to go to their homes or to the nearest public telescreen for they were to receive a new speech from Father.

As the people assembled to the places were the nearest telescreens were located, then the whole of the nation stopped in it's tracks and fell silent as the telescreens began to show the face of Father.

And thus Father began his speech:

"Dear children and fellow human beings.

First, I can only congratulate you, for you have worked miracles in the Great Plan that we all work for to build the common good of our common humanity.

Let us move forward, ever brave, to the final goal of a perfect realm of a utopian humanity of everlasting harmony and eternal peace. A world without suffering, cruelty, tyranny, hunger, poverty, ignorance, hatred, fear, conflict, social collapse and all the other human ills that plague our great species.

This Great Plan can and will be realised for without the Great Plan, the human race shall be doomed to extinction.

However, dear children, there are enemies both from within and external who seek to stop us and the good deeds of the Great Plan of our Great Humanist Revolution.

The nations that still suffer from the illness of the old times, Emocrimes, Sex Crimes and Thought Crimes, are evil and seek to halt the progress of our Great Humanist Revolution.

They claim to speak on behalf of outdated, counter-revolutionary and Anti-Humanist concepts such as freedom, individual liberty, democracy and human emotion and feeling. It was these very concpets which brought our society to it's near collpase before I gave you your grace and the Great Humanist Revolution. Humanity must rejects these enemy concpets for they can only bring the human race to its knees and halt our common process of human evolution and social progress.

Let us reject them and so be it reject the enemy nations who seek to destroy us with their criminality and backwardness.

The gravest threat to the Humanist State of Kravania and the Great Humanist Revolution comes from one nation that is both large and powerful and supported by an even more larger and powerful Empire, Xirnium.

Xirnium has caused much suffering throughout the world, killings millions and making man turn against his fellow man and supporting the structures of inhuman barbarism and cruelty. They are backed up by a corrupt Empire known as Yallak and thus pose a ever present danger, a great evil danger.

Other nations which have so far showed us their evil and hostility have not the strength of our great nation and the Great Humanist Revolution. Thus whilst we must keep watch on these weaker enemies, our main focus for the defence of the Humanist State and the Great Humanist Revolution must be against Xirnium and its ally, Yallak.

Let us unite and show the world that our utopia can never be undone and that we have evolved to claim the history of humanity in our own right.

Dear children, I shall always oversee your welfare and shall always protect you, for I am your Father."
Liberated New Ireland
19-05-2006, 15:39
[OOC: No LNI, he's Saharistan.]
OOC: Ah, I figured, what with the name and all the talk about Father...
Southeastasia
19-05-2006, 17:14
Official Statement by his Right Honorable Prime-Executive Leadership of the United Sovereign Nations of Southeast Asia, Yao Yang Nelson Neo
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The Southeast Asian Federal-Parliamentarian Government condemns the so-called "High Council of Eternal Wisdom" of the Humanist State of Kravania for such inhumane and barbaric policies of it's "Decree of Humanist Laws". The High Council of Eternal Wisdom's Humanist Laws are nowhere near a real humanist philosophy, and instead resembles somewhat more of a mixture of dystopian fiction from Brave New World, Equilibrium and Nineteen-Eighty-Four (1984). For the sake of decency, try not to give a negative name to a philosophy that is nowhere as loathsome as you are and at least is respected (much higher than you fools are and can never reach).

Currently, we have no diplomatic ties, nor economic ties nor political ties to your State. Had there been diplomatic ties, every single Southeast Asian diplomatic personnel member would have been withdrawn back immediately. Any pro-Humanist Kravanian citizenship holders are to leave Southeast Asia within seventy-hours (72 hr, three [3] days) or face imprisonment. Both the Upper House and Lower House of Parliament have voted in favor (a majority, as a matter of fact) of a trade embargo against the Kravanian Humanist State.

At least the second regime (the Kravanian Empire) which followed the collapse of the Kravanian Fascist Republic had a relatively decent record of civil liberties, in which neither the first regime or yourself had. I hope you save your tongue and make your words soft and sweet, and if that was merely something you took out of Nineteen Eighty-Four from O'Brien - using propaganda and waging a fictitious war against the Eternal Republic and the Infinite Empire - Father of the Kravanian People, for your belligerence is not tolerated by certain countries, and should you attack us for warning you, we will respond in turn.

Signed,
His Right Honorable Prime-Executive Leadership,
Prime Minister,
United Sovereign Nations of Southeast Asia
Yao Yang Nelson Neo
Mauvasia
19-05-2006, 17:46
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Official Statement, Department of State
c/o His Majesty's Government
Broadcast to: All relevant nations
Encryption: None

We, as representatives of the Mauvasian people, concur with the statements and the sentiment of the Xirniumite and Southeast Asian Governments. The "humanist" régime of Kravania, in reality a poorly disguised fascism based upon the tenets outlined within some of the great dystopian novels, is utterly abhorrent and any supporters thereof are to be pitied for their ignorance of the truths of human liberty.

By decree of His Majesty's and the Commonwealth Republic Governments, the Mauvasian State hereby enacts economic, diplomatic, and political sanctions upon Kravania; we also concur in the nonrecognition of the legitimacy of the Kravanian government as it currently stands.

May God have mercy upon your nation, for men will not.

[signed]
His Majesty Croix Daniel I
High King of Mauvasia

[signed]
Jonathan Jacobi
President, Mauvasian Republic

[signed]
Andrew Marks
Chairman, Department of State

[signed]
Antonio Vaiturin
Chairman, Department of Trade

[signed]
Louis D'Hiver
Chairman, Department of Defence
Kravania
19-05-2006, 18:31
Bump
Somewhere out here
19-05-2006, 18:44
(OOC: Equilibrium anyone?)

like HELL yeah!
The Lone Alliance
19-05-2006, 18:45
-Official Lone Alliance Reply-
The Leadership Representives of The Lone Alliance are in complete agreement with the statements and the Judgements of the Mauvasian, Xirniumite and SoutheastAsian Governments. Seeing this we also will not recognize the Current Kravanian Government. Had we not already placed sanctions years ago we would implement them also. Father is nothing more than a dressed up Dictator.
Kravania
19-05-2006, 20:09
Bump
Demanci
19-05-2006, 20:25
Official Response from Demanci

The Constitutional Monarchy of Demanci takes the side of Tombo-Bill, Mauvasia, Southeast Asia, and Xirnium. If they decide to go to war with you, we will follow. We pledge that one day we will all give your peoples the comforts of freedom. We will also contact the U.N and see if t his is acceptable. Untill then, Demanci will not contact, trade with or perform any activty to Kravania.

Signed,
King Christopher V

OOC: Tombo-Bill, lets put our differances down and libirate this place.
Mauvasia
19-05-2006, 21:13
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Official Communique, Department of State
c/o His Majesty's Government
Broadcast to: Demanci
Encryption: Green

In responce to the statement of the honourable King Christoper V of the 19th, the Mauvasian Republic is not currently prepared to prosecute a war against the Kravanian 'Humanist' State, nor will it condone any such attempts until all other possible avenues have been exhausted. We wish to propose that a conference be held to negotiate a compromise, rather than taking the extreme step of declaring war before such a measure is deemed necessary.

[signed]
Andrew Marks
Chairman, Department of State
Southeastasia
20-05-2006, 03:35
[OOC: *sigh* I'm not in the mood to explain. It's Southeast Asia and Southeast Asian, not "Southeastasia" and "Southeastasian". Edit it please....]
Tombo-Bill
20-05-2006, 05:03
[Too Southeast Asia: I really do not see why it matters so much]
[To Demanci: I don't know if we should.. How many people this guy got? And my army is in need of a massive overhaul, My troops would more likely be slaughtered]

Official Response from Tombo-Bill
The citizens of Tombo-Bill, along with the government are appalled by your apparent taking away of even the most basic human and civil rights such as the freedom to think for ourselves. You are not only commiting atrocities on that of man, but that against god himself, the apparent creator of all things. This 'Father' is nothing but a totalitarian despot bent on a world of zombies which will bend to their masters will. How do you think such a nation of yours will survive on the international stage? It cannot, and we will make it our mission that it will not.
Mer des Ennuis
20-05-2006, 06:18
OOC: Is it safe to use economy stats on Kravania to determine how powerful the country is? Its weird: my def budget is equal to that despite being a smaller nation. I would just like to add that my condemnations of your state bear striking similarities with practices i've carried out...

As usual on a Friday night, the Arch Arsonist Carpathia Ziemowit was 3 sheets to the wind and counting. Oh it was a splendid party, and he probably shouldn't have had all that scotch, nor the jim bean, nor the Jose Quervo, nor the Schmirnoff. He was stumbling around his office, randomly shooting his pistol at lights again, when an aide, guarded by a riot shield entered.
"Sir, we have news for you."
"Wha... what?" stammered the Arch Arsonist
"Uh, the nation of Kravania has declared some new repressive laws and are ordering the drugging up of everyone within their border, and not in the good way."
"So?"
"They outlawed liquor."
"The bastards!" shouted the druken head of state while emptying another clip at a TV that was giving him a dirty look. The TV would have protested, but it was not on. "What are they doing to the good fellas who drink the sauce?" he asked after taking another swig out of a bottle of Cask and Cream.
"They shoot them."
"They do what? Anything else?"
"No, but you asked us if any more 1984-esq regimes propped themselves up where the leader declared himself a god."
"Oh, right. Well, have the boys downstairs send them a dispatch, and condemn them in public for a good show."
"Right sir."
The Arch-Arsonist took another swig, threw the bottle at the now-broken TV, and fell over a chair, where he would not move until morning.

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The following was written in High Enochian and posted in all public places. Military forces increased their readiness, though they had no deployment orders.

Order of the Arch Arsonist
Concerning the state of Kravania
People of Armed Republic! The Arch Arsonist himself has declared that the Humanist State of Kravania is an abortion of a government deserving of nothing but scorn! They redefine oppression, execute dissidents, and enslave their people! A healthy sense of rage and urge for destruction has been outlawed! Their citizens are under a most severe form of prohibition! Their leader, a mere man has proclaimed himself a god, and has ordered the daily sacrifice of those with green eyes! In the beer halls, curse their vile name! As you read this, Kravania has promised military action against other countries who disagree with their philosophy! Luckily, while you are reading this, our beneficent, unquestionable leaders at the Mer des Ennuisian Army Command are preparing for hostilities by calling in reservists for all 5 army groups! Hail the Arch Arsonist!
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The following was encoded with a one time pad and written in neoenochian. It has been translated and decoded to be readible.
To: The Humanist State of Kravania
From: The Office of the Arch Arsonist
Subject: Political dissidents

It has come to our attention that you are executing political dissidents. We would like to purchase these prisoners from you and use them in various military reclamation projects, weapons testing, targets, etc. Every man has his price, and these men are apparently cheap. How much for a good number of them? If anything, we could use a few penal legions for the upcoming operations "meat shield" and "Mer des Ennuis Napalm Proving Grounds Bomb Week Festival." We also must officially condemn the laws you've passed, but we will be willing to look past them for this deal.
Southeastasia
20-05-2006, 08:53
[Too Southeast Asia: I really do not see why it matters so much]
[OOC: Tombo-Bill, I prefer to be called that way ICly and OOCly, as it's the name I wanted, but couldn't get because someone took it before me. Plus, the country I based it off is the region of Southeast Asia itself, only united. Please respect my decision, and do as I asked.]
OOC: Is it safe to use economy stats on Kravania to determine how powerful the country is? Its weird: my def budget is equal to that despite being a smaller nation. I would just like to add that my condemnations of your state bear striking similarities with practices i've carried out...
[OOC: Stats only provide a guideline, Mer des Ennuis. Here in NS warfare, just like RL warfare, tactics win the game (and also another factor in NS warfare and exclusively in NS warfare - the ability to write, which is one of the most important factors of all in the MMORPG game that is NS and a key way of getting recognized and respected on the game).]
Mer des Ennuis
20-05-2006, 16:56
[OOC: Stats only provide a guideline, Mer des Ennuis. Here in NS warfare, just like RL warfare, tactics win the game (and also another factor in NS warfare and exclusively in NS warfare - the ability to write, which is one of the most important factors of all in the MMORPG game that is NS and a key way of getting recognized and respected on the game).][/QUOTE]

OOC: Got that, just wanted to make sure there were no stockpiles of aged-yet-useable equipment lying around. That, and if all of his society is doped up and cannot feel emotions (i.e. rage, nationalism, etc.) they probably won't be prone to fighting very hard, just efficiently if that. It also means he probably won't be weilding SDs, which might make him easier to deal with.
Demanci
21-05-2006, 14:32
Thats what I thought. And I just rearmed my troops with a new rifle we devolped. And whenever you guys go to war, I'll be right beside you guys.
Southeastasia
21-05-2006, 14:36
[OOC: BTW, it seems you did not notice this post (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10990909&postcount=29) Demanci...]
Yallak
30-05-2006, 14:59
Cool - i'm on your worse enemy list!! We will have to do an RP sometime in the future when i have more time (though nothing like before where i wiped your country out... unless of course you want that).
Gejigrad
30-05-2006, 15:23
+++The People's Republic of Gejigrad would like to ask how one can be free under such restrictive ideals? How can one grow if they know but one thing? Your system will end in stagnation and death--the moreso as you tighten control.
+++We would also like to know if feeling "conflicted" is an emotion banned from Kravania, for we would both enjoy liberating your people, but believe that would result in the extermination of far too many civilians, given your apparent disregard for human (and otherwise) life.


[ Nothing OOCly against you, of course. ;3 It's quite well-thought-out and very radical. Might actually inject some large-scale (relatively-speaking, given NS' population) action. ]