NationStates Jolt Archive

Feak of syrup is a company that manufactuers and a special kind of syrup. From the freak of nature (Kubra's national animal, offical name is Persilian, but it's nicknamed freak of nature) they take the fluid otherwise known as the "pus" of the Persilian leg. The pus is connceted to tubes which go through the salibary glands of the mouth. Then they squirt pus the freak of natures prey. The pus is highly viscous and sticky, as well as strangely tasty. It tastes like vanilla, but with a nice fruity twist. Freak of syrup gathers the pus from freaks of nature and processses them to form a less sticky and viscous syrup, although still quite sticky and slow. They are a small, yet popular company. Still, someone seemed to have thought such an industry could be bigger. Last night, thieves broke into the small factory and stole the pus development technology (not the whole machine, just the blueprints). We suspect that this could endanger the Freak of nature population. You see, the Freak of syrup comapny only takes small doses of pus form the Freaks of nature. If too much is taken, it will lose the ability to reproduce it. Without the ability to catch prey, it will die. Therefore, we must track down the thieves before the problem gets too out of hand. Freak of syrup has agreed to shut down all production of the syrup for a while, so no more Freak of nature syrup will be exported until further notice.

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ic: We are saddend we will no longer be able to buy this wonderfull product. Our syrup bassed sex toy industrie will be hit hard.

ooc:you never fail to amuse me
ic: We are saddend we will no longer be able to buy this wonderfull product. Our syrup bassed sex toy industrie will be hit hard. Do not worrry, it is only temporary. When it comes back up, we will order some of these special toys.

We are sending you a crate of our last production models as you will see the syrup offers an enhanced experance.

We are sending you a crate of our last production models as you will see the syrup offers an enhanced experance. Thank you, we will put them to good use.

A large packing case is delivered by special courier. A note attached reads

"The Chief Constable of Xandabia wishes to make a gift of their latest crime-solving technology to assist in the recovery of the syrup.

Chief Constable Sir Peter Plodd"

The case on opening is full of straw and nestling in the middle is an elaborately carved wooden box with brass bound corners. The box is lined with finest velvet and in it rests a gold-framed magnifying glass with a mother of pearl handel.

The SSUN officialy reconizes the concern in what this could do to a large part of one of its state's (A Lesser Land) Industries. In order to find this the SSUN is sending over seven agents from our top ten list of the unions N.I.A. top agents. The Nerotikan Intelligance Agency hopes that these agents will be of much aid as they are highly trained and very professional.

The SSUN officialy reconizes the concern in what this could do to a large part of one of its state's (A Lesser Land) Industries. In order to find this the SSUN is sending over seven agents from our top ten list of the unions N.I.A. top agents. The Nerotikan Intelligance Agency hopes that these agents will be of much aid as they are highly trained and very professional. Thank you, you will recieve a complimentary bottle of syrup when this crisis is over.