We bring you this breaking news. The exact reason why it happened is unknown. We are still trying to determine if this was a natrul death or an assaination. We will have more on this story as it developes.
-Peter Frampton QNN News Network
Franberry
16-05-2006, 22:33
we're betting it was an assasination
~~~QNN Update~~~
Yes, it has been confirmed that Prime Minister of Footer Two Eric Ynav is dead. Valley Rine officals are yet to comment execept on the simple words 'Eric is dead'. Speculation is everywhere. President Helen Cooper did give us these words "My associate and friends death comes as both a shock and a disturbance. I assure the citizens of Footer that I will NOT use this as an oppurtunity to take more executive power". She said nothing more. This has been a QNN national update. Expect more as the story developes. Next, an overview of the Prime Ministers liife.
-Peter Frampton
~~~QNN UPDATE~~~
The entire QNN staff is on strike because no one is noticing this event. I'm on strike as well so..................bye i guess.........
-Isaac Vorkern
We Want Atenntion! Strike! Strike! We Want Attention!