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Recently there has been an outbreak of territory wars by rival mime gangs. Something needs to be done aobut the mime crime. So, they have been banned. The law is as followed.

1. Mimes are to give up the title of mime.
2. All mime schools must shut down.
3. The mime form if entertainment is never to be practiced in Kubra for as long as the law is in place.
4. Unless you're a mute, you have no excuse not to talk. If you do not wish to talk, please us KSL (Kubran Sign language).
5. Charades may no longer be practiced outside of an official Charades competition.
6. Punishment for 'mimery' is 2 months in a government rehabilitation center.

More may be added or taken away from the new law pending the repsonse from other nations and citizens alike.

News Update
Recently the Prime Ministers palace has been bombed by aircraft of unknown origin. The bombs ripped into palalce, killing Him and his wife, including their 3 Children. We do not know the reason, but we believe it to be due to the anti-mime laws. Currently, we do not know what the armed forces will do in response, further updates as the situations progresses.

Your nation is Silly!

OOC: are you just trying to be funny?

IC:

In response we are sending mime suicide bombers into your country.

Your nation is Silly! OOC: Is this an official response or is it OOC?

Yes.

OOC: are you just trying to be funny?

IC:

In response we are sending mime suicide bombers into your country. OOC: Well I would do a serious war, but I have no ideas at the moment. So, I make these.

IC: What are they going to do, mime explosions? Hah.

We warn the government of Kubra that its radically ignorant new 'laws' are attracting the ire of many foreign powers.

Also.. http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/3656/bunnywithapancakeonhitshead4oe.jpg

Ic

We warn the government of Kubra that its radically ignorant new 'laws' are attracting the ire of many foreign powers.

Also.. http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/3656/bunnywithapancakeonhitshead4oe.jpg OOC: In 2 years we'll be having another election. Just 2 more years, just 2 more years.

IC: Well have you got a better idea to get rid of the gang related violence?

TSRM demands that this attack on civil rights be repealed immediately.

TSRM demands that this attack on civil rights be repealed immediately. I'm sorry, would you rather us shoot mimes on sight? BEcause that's what may happen without the law. Mime violence might get out of hand and all mimes will become suspects to murder and theft.

OOC: In 2 years we'll be having another election. Just 2 more years, just 2 more years.

IC: Well have you got a better idea to get rid of the gang related violence?

Yes: i did but i can't seem to remember....

IC: A GBU through the bedroom window of your presidential manor is an appealing solution at the moment. Wether in jest or not, these radial attempts at law are going to be costly for your government in terms of its reputation and national acclaim for the long run. No one will take the nation seriously if it continues this path.

IC: A GBU through the bedroom window of your presidential manor is an appealing solution at the moment. Wether in jest or not, these radial attempts at law are going to be costly for your government in terms of its reputation and national acclaim for the long run. No one will take the nation seriously if it continues this path. So you have a better idea? Well, let's hear your way of solving the violence.

Yes: i did but i can't seem to remember.... well when you remember, tell us. we might consider it and repeal the law.

:sniper: <we need support, an islamic mime group has walled us in with their creepy mimish tactics)

:mp5: <AHHHHHHHH)

:cool: <INFIDEL) *BOOOOOM

This is just like Brazil and the rainforst. People tell them not ot cut it down, yet they offer no alternative solutions. If everyone would come up with better ways instead of just condemning the world would be a much better place.

Export the mimes as refugees to some liberal nation.

So you have a better idea? Well, let's hear your way of solving the violence.

<No official reply given. However, a single B-1 Atlas bomber is dispatched with an escort flight of a shortened squadron of 10 F-10B Strike Raptors. Of course, with the F-10B's jammers going, it would ward off detection measures for the most part. It was unlikely that Kubra had sophisticated enough equipment to detect anyway.>

<The 11 total aircraft drifted higher and higher into the sky, where at about 55,000 feet, the bomb bays of the B-1 Atlas would open. Out spilled a half dozen munitions. The B-1 turned away escorted by a pair of the F-10s, while the other 8 followed the munitions on their gliding, forward-energy paths. These paths followed a set of laser guidance beams from the F-10s, which hadn't launched weaponry of their own.>

<The LGBU-3s, each one 2,000lbs and 8 total, followed the paths of the guidance lasers. Straight down towards the various windows of Kubra's presidential manor/mansion/palace/whatever. Spaced out about a half second apart, if they hit it would make an impressive string of explosions.>

To: Kubra
From: Demanci National Affairs Commitie

These laws are nonsense and they violate the civil rights of your people. We reccomend you repeal them.

Signed,
King Christopher V of Demanci

<No official reply given. However, a single B-1 Atlas bomber is dispatched with an escort flight of a shortened squadron of 10 F-10B Strike Raptors. Of course, with the F-10B's jammers going, it would ward off detection measures for the most part. It was unlikely that Kubra had sophisticated enough equipment to detect anyway.>

<The 11 total aircraft drifted higher and higher into the sky, where at about 55,000 feet, the bomb bays of the B-1 Atlas would open. Out spilled a half dozen munitions. The B-1 turned away escorted by a pair of the F-10s, while the other 8 followed the munitions on their gliding, forward-energy paths. These paths followed a set of laser guidance beams from the F-10s, which hadn't launched weaponry of their own.>

<The LGBU-3s, each one 2,000lbs and 8 total, followed the paths of the guidance lasers. Straight down towards the various windows of Kubra's presidential manor/mansion/palace/whatever. Spaced out about a half second apart, if they hit it would make an impressive string of explosions.>
In response to this unprovoked and unwarranted attack, TPM has activated four Army Divisions, six Aircraft Wings and two fleets and have put them on alert Should Kubra request aid.

OOC: Actually, a good bit of money is put into defense. Go check, use the NS economy calculator.

The bombs slammed into the Palace, creating many large explosions. the Palace collapse forwards, toppling the houses of innocent people and toursits.

The prime Minister was implaed by a failing metal beam. It pierced right through the neck and severed his spinal cord. A failing stone slammed into his head, crushing it utterly. His oldest son had his rib cage collpased by his computer, which flew into the air when a bomb exploded near his outside window. The youngest son, only 2, had his left lung pierced by a flying piece of his rattle. The daughter whos age was in the middle took a direct hit, her body being destroyed utterly. The Prime Ministers wife was licked by the flames of a bomb before a golden decoration slammed into her leg. She bled to death in agony. Radar had been unable to pick up the bomber until it was too late. Still, the attack would not be taken lightly.

From the reserve airfield, 10 F-16s (generously donated) were prepared to counter the attack. They had no clear number of what the escort was, they just wanted it taken down. They were armed with air to air missiles, of course. 3 on each wing. The vulcan guns had their supply of bullets refilled. The F-16s were also fitted with a flare gun pointing downwards, just behind the front landing gear.

To: Kubra
From: Demanci National Affairs Commitie

These laws are nonsense and they violate the civil rights of your people. We reccomend you repeal them.

Signed,
King Christopher V of Demanci Again, do you have a solution? Many countries tell us to repeal it, but if we do the crime rate will increase. Have you got an idea to end the violence?

The guidance F-10Bs turned in a leisurely sort of way. Part of the Felucan stealth-fighter program, it was quite possible that Kubra has not even detected them.

Meanwhile, the B-1 (Which had lost its stealthyness when its bomb bay was open) and its two escorts, both emitting with their jammers, were a visable cloud of multiple, shifting, jamming targets moving away from Kubra at a decent clip. Of course they could be intercepted with enough afterburners.

The flight of 8 F-10Bs which had been the guidance for the laser-guided bombs, would follow behind the B-1 and its two escorts at about 100 miles, and somewhat to the west. The pilots weren't running their scanners or RADAR, and most of the time of the weapon officers was spent looking out of the cockpits manually while the pilots focused on flying.

Radar had only got a glimpse of them. Of course, it was enough to keep them in view. They were actualy quite careless, flying without cloud cover. Night vision was used by ground forces in various vehicles ot keep and eye on them. Their coordinates were registered and they manged to get a rough estimate of the path they were flying in. These were then realyed to the F-16s. The f-16's used what clouds thier ere in the night sky, relying on thier GPS and autopilot ot guide them through safely. They flew silently, occassionally popping out to see the enemy. They would wait for them to be a certain distance ahead of them. Then they would activate their afterburners and launch their air-to-air missiles.

Metaddan supports any and all anti-mime laws put in place. For too long those pasty, silent bastards have irritated and annoyed the masses with their "invisbile walls". I think its time they found themselves trapped behind a real wall. Hah!


Emperor Erasmus Er, Emperor of Metaddan, Grand Marshall of the Knights Exultant, and Grand Poobah of the Order of the Cthonic Cow.

Jaredcohenian mimes have this to say.

"..."

Jaredcohenian mimes have this to say.

"..." OOC: Thank you for making me laugh.

When the air-to-air missiles were launched, various warnings flipped on in the F-10B cockpits. Weapon officers switched on jammers, while the pilots wheeled the F-10s. Weaving back and forth, the jets would bisect their paths with each other, forcing the missiles to re-lock on their individual targets.

At the last few seconds, flares and chaff lit up the sky, making sharp split-C manuvers to get out of the killing zone. Even still, one of the F-10s was targeted by four missiles and simply could not escape. It was reduced to chaff itself by two hits, while another F-10 took shrapnel from a nearby explosion.

Coming out of their turns, the F-10s locked on and returned with a volley of sixteen AIM-1 Fang (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10212873&postcount=9) missiles of their own. The Fangs 'saw' their targets and acellerated to Mach 4 within a hundred feet of the launch craft. It transitions to a self-guiding terminal mode when the target is within range of its own monopulse radar set. The AIM-1 has a "home-on-jam" guidance mode to counter electronic jamming. With its sophisticated avionics, high closing speed, and excellent end-game maneuverability, chances of escape from AMRAAM are minimal.

The two flights, F-16s and F-10s continued to close at high speed. They would be passing by each other within seconds.

A stereotypical Swilatian guy says "its cute how this nation is so stupid."

OOC: Are the AMRAAMs moving towards my jets from in front or beihnd?

OOC: Are the AMRAAMs moving towards my jets from in front or beihnd?

OOC: Front. And apparently, somewhat from below.

OOC: Front. And apparently, somewhat from below. OOC: Below, eh? Good thing I got those flares.

IC: The fighters quickly pulled up, hoping the AMRAAMs would miss them. 7 F-16s were hit in the attack and were downed, the remaining 3 were peppered with shrapnel. Although because of them going directly at each other, the missiles could not correct themselves sad enough. Sadly, it applied to the pilots too. That's why they were dead. Still, they did what they could. The remaining 3 fired off their flares before the missiles were within 3 metres of the fighters. Whether or not they hit was beyond them, they didn't care. One pilot had shrapnel lodged in various parts of his body. He knew he would not survie. Becuase of that, he angled himself towards the atlas bomber. He charged forwards, vulcan blazing. Unfortunately, he could not outrun the missile. It slammed into the rear of the fighter, creatinf a large explosion. Still, he had left his mark. Becuase of his original path and the explosion of hte missile, shrapnel of the jet continued to fly towards the atlas.

OOC: Is 3 left a godmode? I dunno what losses would be appropriate for the use of those AMRAAMs.

Encrypted Transmission to The Xeno

We are an independent Mercenary group, entirely working out of the realm of the Leafanistani government. Currently we have the resources to wage a significant ground war and can assist your forces should the need arise. Send us a call and up to 150 fully trained, highly skilled warriors are on the call, for a fee of course. We can also get up to 500 more not as well trained soldiers on call too, for a lesser fee.

We are $2 million per deployment and can help you operate without running the risk of bringing attention to yourself.

Our lemmings run $75,000 per deployment.

As long as you provide a way into their country, we can make it happen.

Encrypted Transmission to Kubra

We are Sierra Visions Inc. and are willing to sell you advanced defensive equipment.

If you have a coastline we can sell you the extremely capable 225mm ETC Coastal Defense Gun.

Coastal guns have gotten a rebirth in many places due to the restrictive price of missiles. We offer the 225mm ETC Coastal Artillery gun, without rocket assisted shells can hit targets 165km away, putting its range on par with naval missiles.

It uses a shell with curved ribs, and matching deep rifling grooves in the barrel with a special sealing ring behind it and a slightly larger charge. The high pressure in the barrel created by the powerful charge mediated by the ETC allows the shell to travel a tremendous distance and come down with a powerful force.

Combined with an advanced tactical awareness system you are sure to have, these guns can begin firing from concealed positions at a much higher rate of fire and cheaper than traditional missiles and other means.

With this investment and installation on either fixed or rail based positions means you can pound enemy ships far beyond your territorial waters from land. The enemy will think they are being bombed and when combined with a sea-based attack the confusion they will cause will make the enemy fleet think you are armed with some sort of superweapon, which in a way this is.

The shells are either the KE variant using Tungsten carbide cores and at 100km they can penetrate 500mm of armour plating, or 6.4m of reinforced concrete. Katie shells can carry 10kt tactical nukes in the event they are necessary. Specially built shells with extending fins can deliver powerful fuel-air shells to 'trim' enemy ships above-water structures. Rocket boosting shells can add another 50km to the range at the expense of accuracy and weight of warhead.

These guns are waiting, disassembled, ready to ship immediately via An-124-200 aircraft to your nation to be rapidly assembled within a day and mounted on their railroad car assemblies for shipment to their fixed positions or stay mounted on the rail car.

Specifications
Calibre: 225mm
Barrel length: 34m
Weight: 300,000 kilograms
Elevation: +25 to +65
Traverse on rail mount: 25 degrees
Traverse on stationary mount: 190 degrees
Shell weight: 125kg
Muzzle velocity: 5120m/s
Maximum Range: 165km, (rocket boosted) 215km
Cost: 300 million US

Don't skimp on defenses, buy today and then invest in salvage ships to pick up the remains of the enemy fleet!

We can also clear out our surplus of refurbished T-72 tanks upgraded to be a formidable opponent on the battlefield. We currently have 1400 in stock that need to be moved now! They are standard T-72 stats but with Konkact-5 ERA and the Arena-1 Active countermeasures system. They are $1.5 million each.

They are nice, but quite expensive. Our coastal defense is as old as the seocnd world war, but at least it covers enough of our shores. Those are quite expensive, and would not cover enough of the Kubran shore.

OOC: Below, eh? Good thing I got those flares.

IC: The fighters quickly pulled up, hoping the AMRAAMs would miss them. 7 F-16s were hit in the attack and were downed, the remaining 3 were peppered with shrapnel. Although because of them going directly at each other, the missiles could not correct themselves sad enough. Sadly, it applied to the pilots too. That's why they were dead. Still, they did what they could. The remaining 3 fired off their flares before the missiles were within 3 metres of the fighters. Whether or not they hit was beyond them, they didn't care. One pilot had shrapnel lodged in various parts of his body. He knew he would not survie. Becuase of that, he angled himself towards the atlas bomber. He charged forwards, vulcan blazing. Unfortunately, he could not outrun the missile. It slammed into the rear of the fighter, creatinf a large explosion. Still, he had left his mark. Becuase of his original path and the explosion of hte missile, shrapnel of the jet continued to fly towards the atlas.

OOC: Is 3 left a godmode? I dunno what losses would be appropriate for the use of those AMRAAMs.

OOC: Losses are always up to the defender. You could TECHNICALLY say none of your guys were hit, but it'd be cheap. >.>

IC:
The B-1 took hits along its 'spine', bullets chewing through the thin skin and around inside the body of the aircraft. Fortunetly the bomb bays were empty, but the offensive systems operator screamed as a 20mm bullet tore though his leg while he sat at his station. Clutching the limb, he fell to the deck with blood splattering out between his fingers.

The pilot already had the B-1 manuvering into a defensive right-hand turn and climb the moment the cannon began to hit his aircraft. A half second later, a burning hulk streaked past the nose of the B-1, bits and pieces of the shattered F-16 bouncing against the skin of the B-1.

The defensive systems officer looked up, "We've taken moderate damage to the bays and structure, losing pressure." The crew put on their oxygen masks, even the wounded officer, who by now was being helped by the defensive officer to staunch the wound. Vapor was leaking from various holes in the airframe of the B-1. The 235 million dollar aircraft was badly tattered.

As long as the surviving Kubra aircraft were breaking off, the Felucans would leave them. Briefly punching afterburners and making high-Gee turns to take themselves onto a route to catch up with the damaged B-1, and the wounded F-10 from the first missile volley.

The F-10 hit by the first Kubra strike continued to limp along until at last, something gave way. The wing tore away, and the aircraft tumbled end over end, disappearing into the ocean far below with its pilot and weapon officer.

They needed ot somehow outrun the missiles. It was just like bullfighting, requiring pefect preciscion. Of course, the missiles only had a range of 30 miles. The range of jets were longer. Although by the time they had outrun the missiles, the bomber was gone. They had lost the enemy. Still, there was that sunken jet. The pilot of one of the surviving F-16s tied his tracking beacon to a life preserver. It would send a signal that one of the subs would go to the location and track the downed aircraft. Pethaps the would fin sometihng important. "falcon 4 for base", he sid into his radio. "relay this to the naval base, send a deap sea tracking sub to find a downed aircraft".

The aircraft wreckage is strewn over half a mile of ocean due to the impact. Many of the pieces suprisingly enough, float. The F-10 is made of very lightweight composites. The weapon officer's body is in its life jacket, floating dead. The pilot's life jacket is floating also, but the pilot had been physically ripped out of it and sunk.

Still, there was some debris, 'though most of the heavier bits such as weapons and engines had sunk.

The vessel carrying the tiny sub need to use it. When they got there, the noticed most of the debris was floating. The collected pieces, hoping they could piece together what kind of aircraft attacked them. then they oculd trace it to the manufactuerer. Then they spotted the dead man, a cloud of bloody water around him. His face bobbed out of the sea, you could clearly see his facial features. In death, his face was in agonzy. It was also quite pale. The men sent out one of their lifeboats to collect the dead man. When they approached him, they made out his unifrom clealry.

OOC: So does his uniform hafve a flag on his lapel or sometihng else that might give away his nationality?

The vessel carrying the tiny sub need to use it. When they got there, the noticed most of the debris was floating. The collected pieces, hoping they could piece together what kind of aircraft attacked them. then they oculd trace it to the manufactuerer. Then they spotted the dead man, a cloud of bloody water around him. His face bobbed out of the sea, you could clearly see his facial features. In death, his face was in agonzy. It was also quite pale. The men sent out one of their lifeboats to collect the dead man. When they approached him, they made out his unifrom clealry.

OOC: So does his uniform hafve a flag on his lapel or sometihng else that might give away his nationality?

Actually, the officer still wore a helmet. As they pulled the dead body onboard the sub, it was soon evident that the weapon officer was a female. Removing the helmet perhaps would be the biggest suprise. It's not even human. It's a female rabbit anthro. (Anthros basicly look like disney characters. They're pretty much animals that walk upright, with hands and speech and such. They're 'furrys')

She wore the light grey flightsuit of a Felucan pilot, with the green sphere and orange pawprint flag patch on the shoulder. It's the Felucan flag with 'FAF'. Written across the brow of the helmet is the name 'Leggs'. On the breast of the uniform reads 'Lt. Legoling.'

The men were disgusted by this lady. Not because of the way she looked, but because she had taken part in the death of children. 2 men were crying, they beat the corpse as hard as they could. Their manger nad sadness guided their blows. after a ibt, they ripped off the flag and dumped her unceremoniously back into the water. One man took a bit of sharpnel and lodged it in her body. They took off the life preserve so she would sink. They would return back to the naval base and report their findings. No doubt, a war would start.

OOC: Starting new thread for the war.

Sirs you never cease to amuse us. Carry on the good works.

The men were disgusted by this lady. Not because of the way she looked, but because she had taken part in the death of children. 2 men were crying, they beat the corpse as hard as they could. Their manger nad sadness guided their blows. after a ibt, they ripped off the flag and dumped her unceremoniously back into the water. One man took a bit of sharpnel and lodged it in her body. They took off the life preserve so she would sink. They would return back to the naval base and report their findings. No doubt, a war would start.

OOC: Starting new thread for the war.

OOC: Okie dokie. >.>

REMEMBER MIMES ARE A TERRIBLE THING TO WASTE............


Unless they are the other white meat???????

OOC: Okie dokie. >.> OOC: Delcared war http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=482786