Interested in Buying Nuclear secrets
As a relatively new nation, Silarus would like to get a start on its nuclear program. Any dictatorships interested in making some cash?
SIC: "So, a micro-nation wants nukes."
"Seems so sir."
"Offer them plans 666."
"Really?"
"Yes, we'll see if they like being glassed by themselves."
IC: To: Silarus
We would be interested in selling you both the materials and plans for a thermonuclear warhead if you are interested.
State Department, Secrina
ooc: Posting for Secrina(Puppet state)
yes we would, what would be the cost of these secrets. obviously this is very under the table stuff. I wouldnt say no to pointing a few nukes at your enemies just in case either...
We would be willing to sell the plans and materials for the low, low sum of fifty-three million USD.
State Department, Secrina
ooc: If you do buy them and try and make them(unless you have an insanely over-qualified nuclear engineer look over the plans(if you did, you shouldn't need the plans but that's beside the point)) they'll trigger a thermo-nuclear blow up about half-way through being assembled.
ooc: are you saying that you have rigged them to mess up or that theyre simply that difficult to assemble that without proper knowledge ill mess up
The Aeson
15-05-2006, 22:52
ooc: are you saying that you have rigged them to mess up or that theyre simply that difficult to assemble that without proper knowledge ill mess up
OOC: They're rigged. Unfortunately, you can't really refuse to buy them because of this, because he only mentioned it OOC. Shame.
ooc: Actually they way the plans are designed, if they are followed, it'd be inevitable. The parts aren't 'trapped' but the plans are. The plans are set up so they look normal(ish) but are really rigged.
The puppet you're buying from is completely evil, and seeing someone nuke themselved would be 'primetime tv.'
yes, we would be interested in buying the plans. we would also like to open trade negotiations with you, as we are developing our Uranium mining and are looking for buyers
ooc: i dont think them being rigged to blow will be a big deal. theres a reason these things are built and tested in deserts after all.
The plans and materials are being sent and we would request what the per ton cost you're offering is.
State Department, Secrina
$45,000 per tonne of Uranium oxide
Unfortunately our present sources of supply, both self-mined and imported are offered at a more competitive rate and we must thus decline for the present.
State Department, Secrina
OOC well i suppose this concludes this thread. uh, do we kill it now?
OOC well i suppose this concludes this thread. uh, do we kill it now?
ooc: Essentially, it's just left alone now to drift off into the record.
Drexel Hillsville
15-05-2006, 23:11
OOC: Dang, I wanted to see the explosion and then hopefully a war...
The Parkus Empire
15-05-2006, 23:13
The emperor yawns. "Okay...sell nukes...1 nuke fer $20'000'000'000...sound fair? you can study and disect it as much as ya want...so how many nukes will ya have?"
OOC: Dang, I wanted to see the explosion and then hopefully a war...
ooc: If Silarus want's that can be done in a new thread(but you have to keep in mind if you seek revenge you're going to massively out numbered(unless you get allies)
The Blood Kult
15-05-2006, 23:25
From The Blood Soaked Skull Throne of The Blood Kult Warmaster
We Scoff at your request for nuclear Secrets, The Blood Lord Khorne seeks only skulls and their collection in honourable ways, through hand to hand combat, Nuclear weaponry is a cowardly and dishonourable way of solving conlicts, it should only be done in the glory of armed combat, on the battlefield where the senses come alive with the stench of blood and death!
Cast aside your weaponry in favour of Axes and Swords, join us in unholy battle and let your ears be filled with the resounding noise of battle and our battle cry...
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
SKULLS FOR HIS SKULL THRONE!
The Dark Lord of The Skull Wastes
http://www.ataudamatista.com/images/orig/khorne00.gif
Franberry
15-05-2006, 23:27
From The Blood Soaked Skull Throne of The Blood Kult Warmaster
We Scoff at your request for nuclear Secrets, The Blood Lord Khorne seeks only skulls and their collection in honourable ways, through hand to hand combat, Nuclear weaponry is a cowardly and dishonourable way of solving conlicts, it should only be done in the glory of armed combat, on the battlefield where the senses come alive with the stench of blood and death!
Cast aside your weaponry in favour of Axes and Swords, join us in unholy battle and let your ears be filled with the resounding noise of battle and our battle cry...
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
SKULLS FOR HIS SKULL THRONE!
The Dark Lord of The Skull Wastes
http://www.ataudamatista.com/images/orig/khorne00.gif
axes and swords? wrong time frame buddy....
The Blood Kult
15-05-2006, 23:52
axes and swords? wrong time frame buddy....
OOC: Right Time Frame... Fanatical Mind Set...
South Lizasauria
15-05-2006, 23:57
Well count me in, I need cash and TONS of uranium. :p
you want a nuclear secret? i give you one for 25 million.
To Silarius
Attn: To whom it may concern
Brettonian Atomic Appropriations Bureau
Currently, our domestic reserves and foreign trade agreements of fissile material are unable to meet our ongoing needs of the Strategic Nuclear Arsenal. Consequently, we are prepared to pay handsomely, including completed warheads, relevant construction and maintenance equipment and personnell, as well as hard cash, for exclusive and perpetual mineral rights to your fissile material.
In short, we mine your reserves and provide you with ready-to-use warheads and the prerequisite assets necessary for upkeep and deployment in a combat situation.
We can and will outbid any competing offers.
We believe that a partnership, in perpetuity, with Brettonia will greatly benefit your national economy and well-being in the turbulent and unstable world of today.
Be in touch.
We would be more interested in purchasing the schematics for a nuclear war head from The Parkus Empire, as the ones we just perchased were flawed and blew the hades out of my top scientists in the desert by the Bridogg Border. We will pay 5 billion for the schematics- this is alot for our small nation and a pretty good offer for information that most nations have in the game.
brettonia- sorry, but your offer does not interest us.