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The Hatarian Imperial Republic has declare that It will Help in Rebelions to start a Imperial Republic and will Help All Imperial Republican Governments around The World.

For that The Empress Serena calls on all Imperial Republican Nations To form a Alliance to Spread Imperialism and Imperial republicism to the World!

LONG LIVE THE IMPERIAL REPUBLICS!

***OFFICIAL PROCLIMATION***
The people of the Pure Socialist Holy Empire are pleased with their government and feel that they are not in need of change. Therefore we will not alter our nation into an Imperial Republic as the people do not want this. We feel that it is up to the people of each nation to determine what type of government shall rule their nation, and not up to foreign intervention to order a nation to form a specific type of government.

Haven't you had enough with that imperialist shit already? Only days ago you were beaten back when you tried to mess with the sovereignity and internal policies of smaller nations. Now you're trying, if in a rather laughable and non-threathening way, to cause turmoil, rebellions and civil wars in other nations. I do not know in what nations exactly are those "imperial rebels" located, if anywhere at all, but this is nevertheless a rather clear and unmistacable attempt of provocation.

Haven't you learnt anything?

Do you really want to get humiliated once more?

Not our headache though, there certainly are no supporters of Hatarians, let alone "rebels" in Madnestan, and we have therefore no reason to take action because of what you're doing.
But, should any of our allies be by any meaning of the word harmed by you, let it be supporting and causing some sort of an uprising or by any other means, you will suffer the consequences.
And they will certainly be as gentle as they were last time.


Warchief Tamujid, The Minister of Everything in
The Throughoutly Armed Republic of Madnestan

Official Message from the Federative Sikh Republic of Space Union

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With the increasing stupidity and imperalism by the Hatarian government in the light of its wishes to support Imperial Republic rebellions in foreign nations, Space Union has pledged a new policy of supporting any government that is actively engaged against such a threat. This can range from financial to military support to even political. We are committed to contain the nation of Hataria within its borders forever.

Signed,
Federate S. Singh

From: King Alexander I
To: Hatarian Empress Serena

With only days seperating your country's defeat at the hands of an allied coalition, you have embarked upon a course of action that is just as risky and likely to result in a state of open war between your nation and many others. Why do you wish to continue such insane views and ideas, when it is painfully obvious that there are very few countries who will even tolerate these schemes, and many who will actively plot to stop you and perhaps even destroy your country?

I strongly urge you, Empress, to discontinue this dangerous and ill-fated foreign policy, and instead become more isolationist and reflect on the stupidity of your recent actions. Failure to do this will result in severe diplomatic and economic repercussions for your nation.

The Neo Administration, flatly and straight to the point, couldn't respond very well. When Prime Minister Neo was asked for a comment by his colleagues, they found him, like Emperor Fedor I when his own colleagues asked him what to do about the Weigari Rebellion in the War of Golden Succession, banging his head on the desk.

Dear Empress. We are somewhat worried about your current case of insanity, and your hideously large eyes, pitifully tiny nose, and seeming lack of other facial features altogether.

As such, we are compelled to think that you are some kind of scary space alien, one that is trying to take over Earth via psychological warfare. Keep in mind that we really, really don't like aliens.

- League Message

Secret IC:
-Command Center-
"I am so ****ing sick of this Empress Serena." Slavik said, "She's insane and Freaky at that. "She gives Women Leaders, if you can even call her that, a bad name in my opinion." Oxanna said standing up from her Console.
"But Hataria isn't worth fighting for," Slavik said. "But there are other options, dear." Oxanna said walking up and whispering. "Hmm it's costly but it might just work, why didn't you say this sooner?" "You never asked."

OOC: Serena is soon going to have a BIG price tag on her head.
1 Trillion Dollar Tag that is.
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=482976
(This is not a Joke, I checked my nation's Military budget on the Nationstates GDP Caculator and it's 2 Trillion a year. I can afford it.)

Thymnor Intelligence Department... Secret IC:
"Well, what're we going to do about it?"

"They're pretty much trying to finance people who reckon they're strong enough to attack other things."

"That's settled then. We just let the police force handle it."

"Heh. The rebels will never know what hit them. Imagine their surprise when the police start shooting back! And not dying, to boot!"

They had a good chuckle about it.
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