Todays Lucky Number
14-05-2006, 19:29
A upper middle class citizen of T.L.N. who daily makes random nude wall paintings to earn his share for a living watches Tv, upon zapping to national channel which broadcast at satellite to half of the world in coverage and also to alpha centauri, he sees his madd dictator and stays at channel for a while
- thats very interesting. And where do you see your political stance sir?
- According to tests and internet quizzes our scientists provide to amuse me and take my time so that I would spend rest governing the country, yes what was I saying acoording to tests I am somewhere near Gandhi but thats of course the data shows us my mood at test day... my UN category is strangely psychotic dictator, so we are not joining U.N. in near future... I believe Im just plain insane, In my imaginary country one third of seats in parlement are chosen daily with lottery. One third of senate is 365 man and each day one man is added and remains in senate for a year as a represantative, meanwhile each day a citizen whose term is over steps over. other 1/3 rds are composed of 1/3 chosen represantatives(as in republic) and 1/3s bureucrats who were trained from birth to death as super soldiers of goverment only devoted to running goverment . I combined luck, peoples right to choose and goverments need for stability. Muawahahha! They are also trained to make worlds best banana splits! No one will stand before the taste of our banana splits!
- sir thats actually how our goverment runs, so its not the imaginary one but whats imaginary and whats a blurry technicolor cat is best left for another show. AS we have finished our time tonight, see you next week in our...
Citizen changes channel to watch a Charlie Chaplin movie having had enough insanity for night...
- thats very interesting. And where do you see your political stance sir?
- According to tests and internet quizzes our scientists provide to amuse me and take my time so that I would spend rest governing the country, yes what was I saying acoording to tests I am somewhere near Gandhi but thats of course the data shows us my mood at test day... my UN category is strangely psychotic dictator, so we are not joining U.N. in near future... I believe Im just plain insane, In my imaginary country one third of seats in parlement are chosen daily with lottery. One third of senate is 365 man and each day one man is added and remains in senate for a year as a represantative, meanwhile each day a citizen whose term is over steps over. other 1/3 rds are composed of 1/3 chosen represantatives(as in republic) and 1/3s bureucrats who were trained from birth to death as super soldiers of goverment only devoted to running goverment . I combined luck, peoples right to choose and goverments need for stability. Muawahahha! They are also trained to make worlds best banana splits! No one will stand before the taste of our banana splits!
- sir thats actually how our goverment runs, so its not the imaginary one but whats imaginary and whats a blurry technicolor cat is best left for another show. AS we have finished our time tonight, see you next week in our...
Citizen changes channel to watch a Charlie Chaplin movie having had enough insanity for night...