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The governement of Kubra has called for the banning of telling children that figures such as Santa Claus or the boogy man exist. Kubra hopes that this will help children mature faster, so they can make smart choices earlier in life. The law is as followed.

1. Parents who live in Kubra must not tell their children that such myths exist, or risk their lisence to raise children be revoked.
2. Such made up people are still allowed to be portrayed in holiday events (that means people dresse as the easer bunny can be at an easter party, as long as everyone knows he or she is not the easere bunny).
3. parents must correct children if they express belief in such figures.
4. Failure to comply will result in revoking of parenting license, as well as a heavy fine.
5. Repeated offenses will result in being sent to a government rehabilitaiton center.

In other news, Kubra is selling washing machines to clean the piss form everyones pants.

Dictator Scharfetter has been reported to "piss himself after reading the news from laughing too hard." more news will follow

Time to distribute the Soma again.

The governement of Kubra has called for the banning of telling children that figures such as Santa Claus or the boogy man exist. Kubra hopes that this will help children mature faster, so they can make smart choices earlier in life. The law is as followed.

1. Parents who live in Kubra must not tell their children that such myths exist, or risk their lisence to raise children be revoked.
2. Such made up people are still allowed to be portrayed in holiday events (that means people dresse as the easer bunny can be at an easter party, as long as everyone knows he or she is not the easere bunny).
3. parents must correct children if they express belief in such figures.
4. Failure to comply will result in revoking of parenting license, as well as a heavy fine.
5. Repeated offenses will result in being sent to a government rehabilitaiton center.

OCC: While your at it don't forget to ban GOD, HE/SHE/IT could be a myth or could be real just like the boogy man and Santa Claus, and the bunny. Cute, lovable bunnies that I just want to run over with my truck. Their worse then birds or squirals. You think they would know better then to run in front of a moving vehicle. BAN THE BUNNYS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

Dictator Scharfetter has been reported to "piss himself after reading the news from laughing too hard." more news will follow OOC: xD that was hilarious.

Although we do not normally laugh at anything any sovereign nation does, we find this to be incredibly amusing. We certainly understand the reason--after all, Kyronea prides itself on education and the government disdains anything to do with any religion--but it is simultaneously amusing and ridiculous to have banned Santa Clause. We are considering withdrawing any trade agreements Kyronea posesses with Kubra due to this law.

-Raelene Wendy, Ministre of Foreign Affairs

OOC: So why'd you do it, anyway? It's hilarious, but was that your only reason?

Priestess Ivy Neveu, leader of Damedelen has seconded pissing herself laughing, and as her hysterical laughter died down, she began drafting a similar action.

OCC: While your at it don't forget to ban GOD, HE/SHE/IT could be a myth or could be real just like the boogy man and Santa Claus, and the bunny. Cute, lovable bunnies that I just want to run over with my truck. Their worse then birds or squirals. You think they would know better then to run in front of a moving vehicle. BAN THE BUNNYS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! No, if we banned bunnies we would lose a good menu item.

Although we do not normally laugh at anything any sovereign nation does, we find this to be incredibly amusing. We certainly understand the reason--after all, Kyronea prides itself on education and the government disdains anything to do with any religion--but it is simultaneously amusing and ridiculous to have banned Santa Clause. We are considering withdrawing any trade agreements Kyronea posesses with Kubra due to this law.

-Raelene Wendy, Ministre of Foreign Affairs

OOC: So why'd you do it, anyway? It's hilarious, but was that your only reason?

Kubra doesn't care if you withdraw trade, really. You barely export anything to us.

OOC: Well, I think lying to children isn;t the best for todays society. How does telling children aobut osme fat guy who sneaks into your house to leave stuff under oyur tree, drinkyour milk, and steal your cookeis benefit to society?

TO:Kubra
From:1010102
re banning of santa

If you do not revoke the ban, i will invade and have my troops just tell your nation's children all about santa and the easter bunny.


(joking)

Priestess Ivy Neveu, leader of Damedelen has seconded pissing herself laughing, and as her hysterical laughter died down, she began drafting a similar action. You sure you don't want to buy a washing machine to wash your pants?

TO:Kubra
From:1010102
re banning of santa

If you do not revoke the ban, i will invade and have my troops just tell your nation's children all about santa and the easter bunny.


(joking) Well Kubra will mee the attack with paper mache swoirds! that's right, paper mache swords!

(joking)

and the quote of the month is....


Well Kubra will mee the attack with paper mache swoirds! that's right, paper mache swords!

(joking)

ooc:Awsome just bloody awsome.

As regional representative I have a message from our council of leaders. AHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Whooo hoo! He, he, he, he...

Solemnly,
Greyson Postman
Minister of Information and Secretary of Communication of the Pan Galactic Confederation

and the quote of the month is.... OOC; Thank you, thank you! I dedicate this award to the high you get form laughter!

ooc:Awsome just bloody awsome. OOC: Best law EVER.

As regional representative I have a message from our council of leaders. AHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Whooo hoo! He, he, he, he...

Solemnly,
Greyson Postman
Minister of Information and Secretary of Communication of the Pan Galactic Confederation If anyone from your council pas soiled themslf, Kubra will sell you a washing machine to clean the pants.

Leafelet Drop anyone???

but really i will have to invade if you don't repeal this. that or nuke you.

Leafelet Drop anyone??? All leaflets will be dealt with accordingly. They will be put on trial. They will most likely be condemned to recycling.

The Secular Empire of Maraque doesn't know what to make of this new law. The whole government is too busy laughing all the way through work to think of anything.

Signed,
Emperor Stephen D. Norris
Emperors Cabinet
Imperial Congress

but really i will have to invade if you don't repeal this. that or nuke you. Nuke me and you'll have like 20 nations beating on you. Invade me and you'll have 4 beating on you.

ah yes but not any nukes they will be paper mache nukes!!!!!

ah yes but not any nukes they will be paper mache nukes!!!!! Not only is paper mache strong, but edible! At least, I tihnk it was edible. I dunno, I haven't digested it yet.

Not only is paper mache strong, but edible! At least, I tihnk it was edible. I dunno, I haven't digested it yet.

please tell me your joking.

this thread is as funny as the one with the amish guy who has laser armed horse drawn wagons.

this thread is as funny as the one with the amish guy who has laser armed horse drawn wagons. I'm still hiding in fear after hearing about the wagons.

If anyone from your council pas soiled themslf, Kubra will sell you a washing machine to clean the pants.

No, though Edric Sloan nearly choked on a danish.

ya he also has nukes and ICBMs and bio and chemical weapons.

We rounly condemn the use of paper mache, as it could 'put someone's eye out'

We rounly condemn the use of paper mache, as it could 'put someone's eye out'

well then i will use clay or mud or hell even a giant water ballon.

Why not just use duct tape... that works


but seriously nuking someone because they told the truth and said Santa Claus isn't real? Hell, if thats how u live, every parent in America should be nuked then right?

We must admit that we find this new law rather silly, and not based in any common sense.

No, though Edric Sloan nearly choked on a danish. Well then I'll send him a free danish.

well then i will use clay or mud or hell even a giant water ballon.*gasp* The ultimate WMD!

We must admit that we find this new law rather silly, and not based in any common sense. How do you see that? By banning these miyths children can stop dedicating time to usch petty things and concentrate on other, more productive things. Hell, they might even leave their parents when they grow up in stead of live in their basement.

it will be full of garbage water.

it will be full of garbage water. We'll we'll fight back with one filled with the nations urine!

will fire on a rain day so it will be washed away,then we will spray the affected area with pinesol.

will fire on a rain day so it will be washed away,then we will spray the affected area with pinesol. Well we'll add some unscented cleaner ot the urine. Then when you add the pinesol there will be a chemical reaction! Then everything will expldoe and everyone will be covered in urine.

Well we'll add some unscented cleaner OT the urine. Then when you add the pinesol there will be a chemical reaction! Then everything will explode and everyone will be covered in urine.

i will just have an astronaut drop a bag of rocks from space on your capital.

I'm still hiding in fear after hearing about the wagons.

My wagon turns into a Ferrari.

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But Santa Claus WAS a real person. Saint Nicholas (say it with an accent: Sant-Niklos) used to go around on Christmas throwing money through people's windows

We condemn this action fully. If Santa Claus is proved to be false, how on earth are we meant to tell our taxpayers we spent $2 trillion on 'Anti-Santa Missile Defense Systems", which may or may not have been spent on drunken parties and hookers.

We almost find it like banning fairy tales, and story books from children. Most children by the time they reach adolecnets do stop beliving in the myth of Santa Clause, but we find nothing wrong with telling there is a jolly man who loves all the children of the world, and brings gifts.

Today it's Santa, tomorrow, it's all fictitous characters, and the next day it's the solem belife in devin

How do you see that? By banning these miyths children can stop dedicating time to usch petty things and concentrate on other, more productive things. Hell, they might even leave their parents when they grow up in stead of live in their basement.

Well actually they are meant to get a child to behave properly. Basicly it is intimidating them...

But Santa Claus WAS a real person. Saint Nicholas (say it with an accent: Sant-Niklos) used to go around on Christmas throwing money through people's windows Even so, parents have twisyted his image. We ewill teach or children of him, but not the Santa Claus the parents tell their children about.

We condemn this action fully. If Santa Claus is proved to be false, how on earth are we meant to tell our taxpayers we spent $2 trillion on 'Anti-Santa Missile Defense Systems", which may or may not have been spent on drunken parties and hookers. Oh, just pay a hobo to dress like santa claus and become an astronaut. Then you can shoot him and say Santa is dead. Therefore, your citizens will not know.

We almost find it like banning fairy tales, and story books from children. Most children by the time they reach adolecnets do stop beliving in the myth of Santa Clause, but we find nothing wrong with telling there is a jolly man who loves all the children of the world, and brings gifts.

Today it's Santa, tomorrow, it's all fictitous characters, and the next day it's the solem belife in devin But what about those who do not stop believing in Santa Claus? What about them? Plus, we notice that children think santa will bring them anything. Thus, breeding spoiled brats.

Well actually they are meant to get a child to behave properly. Basicly it is intimidating them... Fear is not a way to raise children. It's fear that breeds so much gun violence in the US. So how do you think pumping fear into our children will affect us?

The governement of Kubra has called for the banning of telling children that figures such as Santa Claus or the boogy man exist. Kubra hopes that this will help children mature faster, so they can make smart choices earlier in life. The law is as followed.

1. Parents who live in Kubra must not tell their children that such myths exist, or risk their lisence to raise children be revoked.
2. Such made up people are still allowed to be portrayed in holiday events (that means people dresse as the easer bunny can be at an easter party, as long as everyone knows he or she is not the easere bunny).
3. parents must correct children if they express belief in such figures.
4. Failure to comply will result in revoking of parenting license, as well as a heavy fine.
5. Repeated offenses will result in being sent to a government rehabilitaiton center.

In other news, Kubra is selling washing machines to clean the piss form everyones pants.



This is horrible, but also it makes me laugh :) ahahahaha <<See?. I say your goverment should reconsider it's harsh decisions and let the childern beleive in somthing...:gundge:

Reallydrunk']This is horrible, but also it makes me laugh :) ahahahaha <<See?. I say your goverment should reconsider it's harsh decisions and let the childern beleive in somthing...:gundge: BUt should we let this imaginry fgure continue to pump fear into the hearts of our children?

Your national Leaders need to watch your back least you find yourself a victim of the Santa Toy Stockbrokers. -Unknown.

Your national Leaders need to watch your back least you find yourself a victim of the Santa Toy Stockbrokers. -Unknown. Ugh, as if we haven't had enough problems with child terrorists.

Beat the innocence out of the children! Force them all to march in lines wearing dull grey uniforms and being given an education in complete and utter obedience to the state!

Muahahahahahaha!

Okay, back to reality...

The Ming Commercial House, RFS-- Registered Family Syndicate sees a tremendous opportunity in selling illegal Santa Claus's and Easter Bunnies. They are going to start a Santa Claus and Easter Bunny smuggling ring into your country. We are going to smuggle in and sell these toys to the Christian population. Both the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus are basically symbols of happiness. We wish to make people happy and make some money. Santa Dolls are $100 each, Easter Bunnies are $150 each. A Santa Claus outfit will sell for $400 and an Easter Bunny outfit for $500. Quite lucrative and secret. Easter candy will be sold at $100 per secret small basket.

We will also offer relocation expenses for now failed toy and candy companies to move to the Commonalitarianism. With the closure of the Christmas season, retail will lose quite a bit of money and we will be able to buy large amounts of your toys at a discount. This also goes for candy companies which relied on easter candy.

The Ming Commercial House, RFS-- Registered Family Syndicate sees a tremendous opportunity in selling illegal Santa Claus's and Easter Bunnies. They are going to start a Santa Claus and Easter Bunny smuggling ring into your country. We are going to smuggle in and sell these toys to the Christian population. Both the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus are basically symbols of happiness. We wish to make people happy and make some money. Santa Dolls are $100 each, Easter Bunnies are $150 each. A Santa Claus outfit will sell for $400 and an Easter Bunny outfit for $500. Quite lucrative and secret. Easter candy will be sold at $100 per secret small basket.

We will also offer relocation expenses for now failed toy and candy companies to move to the Commonalitarianism. With the closure of the Christmas season, retail will lose quite a bit of money and we will be able to buy large amounts of your toys at a discount. This also goes for candy companies which relied on easter candy. Actually, you can't sell suits for that much. As we said, those figures will still be allowed to show up at publiuc events if everyone knows it's a guy in a suit.

Hmm, money wasted. We find out the suits are legal. We lost money on producing 100,000 Santa suits and 100,000 easter bunny suits. We will sell them at cost in your wal-marts so we don't lose money. 10,000 Easter bunny dolls and 10,000 Sant Claus dolls suddenly flood your good will stores. We will also sell illegal childrens story books for $10 each that talk how Santa and the Easter Bunny are real.

Hmm, money wasted. We find out the suits are legal. We lost money on producing 100,000 Santa suits and 100,000 easter bunny suits. We will sell them at cost in your wal-marts so we don't lose money. 10,000 Easter bunny dolls and 10,000 Sant Claus dolls suddenly flood your good will stores. We will also sell illegal childrens story books for $10 each that talk how Santa and the Easter Bunny are real. I'm sorry, but border security is tight. I doubt you could smuggle it in, what with our paper mache weaponry.