Amish War Memorial
Amish Militant Army
14-05-2006, 03:22
King Jacob II stepped up to the podium, his eyes beginning to fill with tears. It had been a year since the Amish Militant Wing unleashed an uprising in Pennsylvania in which horse drawn buggies armed with laser weaponry and AT guns blitzkrieged across Pennsylvania and Western Ohio in a successful effort to establish a homeland.
"Fellow Amish, it is today that we mark the anniversary of our independence. The Americans, they underestimated us. They were fooled by our simple ways yet did not know of our complicated nuclear systems, state-of-the-art biological labs, and superior weaponry until it was too late. We had won our homeland, by the narrowest of margins, thanks to the international community.
"But it did not come without a price. 2000 Amish were napalmed by other nations, and it is their lives that we have gathered here to remember today. Today starts the Week of Rememberence and I have invited ambassadors and leaders from throughout the world to come and visit the Amish Nation. As long as they come to visit we will welcome them. We will make new friends in the international communities, and we will form alliances with them and if there ever should be a war with our allies and another nation, we will help them win by raising barnyards made of the skulls of our enemies.
"Let us open ourselves to the world and let the day usher in a new era of peace and tranquility."
The crowd went wild. King Jacob II sat down on a leather chair. He would wait for other representatives to arrive.
OOC: That is a great storyline, my friend. I love it. Then again, I'm also creeped out by it, since that would mean I would be in the line of fire if that happened. :p
Wilhelmsborough
14-05-2006, 03:47
Prince William shook his head in disgust. "Boy, if there's anything worse than the Amish, it's Amish militants. I Hate Amish militants!"
Prince William shook his head in disgust. "Boy, if there's anything worse than the Amish, it's Amish militants. I Hate Amish militants!" What's worng with Amsih people? They're great talkers, considering they don't waste time in front of the tv. They're also quite smart, considering they don't spend time on computers playing video games and going on forums (xD).
Amish Militant Army
14-05-2006, 04:27
OOC: That is a great storyline, my friend. I love it. Then again, I'm also creeped out by it, since that would mean I would be in the line of fire if that happened. :p
Well you could always collaborate... ;)
The Amish Militant Wing is pretty brutal towards its enemies. After the last war, the Amish Militants raised barns made from the skulls of their enemies. The Amish militants are kinda like Pol Pot and his throne of skulls except we're more community oriented when it comes to the use of skull-related construction.
Amish Militant Army
14-05-2006, 04:29
Prince William shook his head in disgust. "Boy, if there's anything worse than the Amish, it's Amish militants. I Hate Amish militants!"
Amish cyborgs are even worse.
Those pesky RoboAmish...
Amish Militant Army
14-05-2006, 04:33
What's worng with Amsih people? They're great talkers, considering they don't waste time in front of the tv. They're also quite smart, considering they don't spend time on computers playing video games and going on forums (xD).
Have you ever noticed that they always seem to be fond of their pitchforks? It always fascinated that they are alwasy holding a pitchfork, or sharpening one. Maybe I'm paranoid but those Amish are up to something.
I don't think those grain silos are really grain silos...
Have you ever noticed that they always seem to be fond of their pitchforks? It always fascinated that they are alwasy holding a pitchfork, or sharpening one. Maybe I'm paranoid but those Amish are up to something.
I don't think those grain silos are really grain silos... Of course they aren't grain silos, they're ICBM silos.
You know, they might ont be sharpening them. They might be fashioning cleverly disguised guns out of them!
The Phoenix Milita
14-05-2006, 04:46
They were fooled by our simple ways yet did not know of our complicated nuclear systems, state-of-the-art biological labs, and superior weaponry until it was too late.
Yeah..... cuz the same people who would not even use fertilizer on thier crops would tamper with bacteria and the atom... right :rolleyes:
Yeah..... cuz the same people who would not even use fertilizer on thier crops would tamper with bacteria and the atom... right :rolleyes: If they put on fertilizer, it would trigger an atomic explosion from nuclear landmines set up around the farms!
Colorado and Texas
14-05-2006, 04:59
ooc: I love it, they would roll right though us here in Williamsport Pa
oh noes laser armed horse drwn buggies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!
Amish Militant Army
15-05-2006, 21:56
Yeah..... cuz the same people who would not even use fertilizer on thier crops would tamper with bacteria and the atom... right :rolleyes:
That's what night is for!
Amish Militant Army
15-05-2006, 21:58
If they put on fertilizer, it would trigger an atomic explosion from nuclear landmines set up around the farms!
It is illegal for anybody within the Amish Militant Wing to give up any secrets regarding its defense. If you would like to volunteer the names of those responsible for leaking out our defenses we have a year's supply of tungsten-tipped pitchforks we can supply you with...
Amish Militant Army
15-05-2006, 22:00
ooc: I love it, they would roll right though us here in Williamsport Pa
http://www.dellanave.com/files/amish.jpg