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Kaukolastan
10-05-2006, 06:33
OOC: Hi! My name is K-stan. Well, it's not my name. My name is Kaukolastan. Wait, that's not right, either. Anyway, you don't know my name, but you can call me K-stan.

It's been a long time since I've been on these boards (nearly a year!), so I thought I'd re-introduce my nation, so anyone who wanted to could open up relations with me. Actually, you'd say you've “always had” relations with me, since I don't think my nation just fell off the planet for a few years. Rather, let's just pretend things have been “normal” while I've been AFK. So, here's a little about Kaukolastan:


Pseudo-OOC Factbook
Population: Approximately 5 Billion, as of posting.

Economy: Frightening since 2003. Basically, it's fricking insane.

Economic Focus: High Technology Industrial, Service, Biotechnology, Nanotech, Research Center. Produces high grade carbonsteel, an extremely flexible, sturdy, lightweight steel far superior to its components. Exports thermally converted oil. Produces special ceramics for extreme conditions, smart plastics, liquid metal alloys, reforming materials, adaptive materials. Medical center for limb replacement/regrowth, gene therapy, nervous system recovery, specialized surgery, nanotreatment. Computer service sector includes AI design, communications hub, information database.

Government Style: Republic/Oligarchy. Citizens vote on the Senate, but true power has been with the Internal Security Agency since a coup over a decade ago. The ISA has offered to return to democracy, but due to the past “golden” decade, people have chosen luxury over liberty.

Capital: Corsingard, Corsis

Territory: The Kaukolastani mainland is a shattered continent (five billion people need a lot of space) located in the Mid Pacific. The continent is broken into four main landmasses: southern (Sorobade), north-eastern (Artems), north-western (Vales), and central (Corsis). These are surrounded by a massive archipelago, a series of thousands of islands that expand in all directions, referred to as the Seabelt. The sea channels between the main landmasses are navigable by large vessels, including battle fleets and supertankers.

Climate: Temperate, but Tropical in southern Terenaus, and Semi-Tundra in Northern Vales and Artems. Interiors of the landmasses are moderate and pleasant, due to currents. Current cycles leave exterior face of Vales permanently stormy.

Population: 99% Homo Sapien. 1% other. Mixed ethnicity. The population is mostly clustered in the cities, with vast unused land between dense metro centers.

Education: Mandatory through four years of college. Families with children are given an Education Waiver, which they use at the school of their choice. Schools then return these waivers for money. Every year, grades K-12 are Neurally Imprinted on their birthday with the knowledge needed for their chosen curriculum. School attendance is primarily focused on actualization and socialization, through sport, art, debate, and focus club activities. College consists of chosen multi-Imprinting and thesis, to ascertain mastery. All citizens are expected to be fully versed in their field, and well rounded. This is not law, but social pressure.

Literacy: 100% of Citizens

Religion: Free, primarily Roman Catholic, non-practicing

Citizenship: Universally granted, so long as not a felon, mentally unsound. Requires a Citizenship test. May be retaken every year.

Suffrage: Universal to all citizens at 18.

Military: Army, Air Force, Navy, Strategic Command

Security Agencies: Internal Security Agency

Foreign Policy: Kaukolastan maintains an active foreign policy, engaging willing nation. An economic powerhouse, Kaukolastan uses its technology to provide solutions to other nations, in the form of economic assistance, infrastructure building, education, genetically superior crops, medicine, and technology grants. The nation generates much of its economy by engaging in long-term agreements with other nations for mutual development. A major stabilizing force in the world, Kaukolastan does not approve of genocide, slavery, or mass destruction, and will act to stop perpetrators against the global good. As such, Kaukolastan will aid any nation that finds itself under duress, so long as they are in compliance with those three conditions, and as long as they are willing to accept the terms. The terms are generally light (buy our stuff).

Overview: Basically, K-stan is a very cultured, very intelligent nation, enamoured with gadgets and technology. The people are generally compassionate, but do have a sort of hidden superiority complex. The common attitude might be summed up as, “Sure, we should help those poor people. After all, we have the good fortune to live here. Imagine what it must be like to be them. We should help. Of course, we should get something back in return... like a base or two. And they should open their markets to our goods.”

Kaukolastan is a patron of the arts, supporting culture for culture's sake, and so is home to many works, from grand Cathedrals to modern sculpture in the cities. With millennia of unified history, and most of it as a power, the cities drip with knowledge of ancients, with many libraries still intact from the Founding Age, (about the time of the height of ancient Greece).

It is a very open nation, eager to receive visitors, to sell them goods, to send them home with good impressions, so that they'll come back with friends. It exports its metropolitan lifestyle around the known world, through its economic and social influences. Many come to party in the crystal city of Corsingard, or to see the ancient Archive under the mount, with the tomes and parchment from long dead societies, or to make deals in Sorobade, or to be healed at the University of Efrena's Hospital, or a thousand other sights.

The Seabelt: Most of you would interact with Kaukolastan through this construction. Due to the shattered geography of the nation, it is far faster to travel through the central channels than to sail around the nation. Due to the size of NS Earth, this Seabelt serves an interesting function. As the fast route is in territorial waters, we have the right to close it. However, this would not be in the interest of anyone, so instead we offer to let any nation pass through the Seabelt.

In order to pass through, ships must be willing to submit to inspection. (The only cargoes seized are slaves (freed), and cargoes intended to harm Kaukolastan.) The toll to pass is a quarter credit per tonne, although nations/corporations may choose to prepay a set fee (calculated from last year's shipping averages) for a year of free use. Security is provided in the Seabelt by the Directorate Defense Forces, comprised of Kaukolastan and her allies on the Shattered Continent. (They are currently AFK, but they do exist.)

Why would someone pay to use the Seabelt, and accept the inspections?

One, to go around the Shattered Continent would take days/weeks. Two, due to the size of NS Earth, ships may very well need to resupply, or crews need to take shore leave. Three, anything goes in the Seabelt, so it's a rousing good time. Four, there's no piracy, nor privateering. No war is allowed in the Seabelt, or the DDF will deal with the offender. Nations at war are expected to “check the conflict at the door” when they enter, and their fleets may not engage in conflict.

The Seabelt is mostly in the southern area of the region, being tropical in nature. Spanning the thousands of islands around the main masses, there are dozens of major ports. (Have you played Far Cry? The islands look like those.) Acting much like the Caribbean at the hight of the New World exploration, it is a multicultural, swashbuckling affair. As long as you don't start a war, everything goes. Everything is for sale, anyone may sell what they want (as long as it's not slaves). In a single hour, a visitor will hear a hundred languages, experience a thousand new experiences (and probably get their pockets picked, but hey). The DDF just keeps the chaos to a dull roar.

DDF headquarters is on Taupran.

Want to learn more about the Seabelt? Click this link (it's posts #4, #10-12, #14) (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=427388) And yes, I'm going to finish that, but Templa went into the Air Force, so I can't really work with him, can I?

And now, the ISA in detail!



The Internal Security Agency

Fools want the control. They want to hold all the answers, to make the people bow before them. True power is not in answers, but in questions. Give them the questions to ask, and help them find the answers. You will be a friend, a mentor, and a guide down their "freely chosen" path. You will own their very mind, and while you will not have "Control" in the mongoloid sense that many think, you will have true power over them.
- Internal Security Agency Director Anderas Kerrik.

The Veil of Illusion
Everything is as it should be. Prosperity has continued for decades, and crime is nonexistent. The cities shimmer in perfect crystalline lines, and nature itself bends to present only perfection. There is civility, wealth, and happiness.

The past twenty years have been a blessing, a blessing long earned.
- Senator Wilhelm Steiner


The Test
Every citizen is given a test at the end of Secondary Education. This test determines aptitude in a wide range of topics, and allows the taker to choose a form of Service. This service will be civil or military, and will last for two years. This allows every citizen to feel that they've contributed to the nation, and to unify the social strata through several years (more if willing) of communal working and living. But, if a student is capable and willing, there is another choice, another service to give.

All citizens, natural born or naturalized, upon graduating from Secondary Education, or upon attaining a waiver for post-Secondary Education and completing this path, shall take the Public Service Exam, proctored by an official of the State.
- Revised Education Code 37.86


The Veil Removed
Joining the Internal Security Agency is not a career, it is a lifestyle. You will give up everything, you will forsake all your possessions, all your ownerships. You will be a servant of the State and of the People. You live not for yourself. But, you will know the truth.

The Internal Security Agency has existed for centuries. It served as advisers to Dranem himself, and it will serve long after I am gone. You will serve as well, and it will survive you.
- ISA Director Iams (Retired)


The Truth/The Agency
Everything the people have is a careful illusion. For this heaven, there will be hell in another land. The Agency protects this twisted karmic balance, this zero sum game. Any enemy, foreign, domestic, real or perceived, will be neutralized. It will happen in shadows and in darkness, in back alleys and in marble halls. And no one will know, except those inside. This is the Burden, the Duty, to serve and protect, to sin, to commit vileness to preserve the innocence of others.

I kill so you can live. I steal so you can eat. I conspire so you can pray. I take your sins upon myself, and redeem you with my fall.
- Commander Riven


The Bargain
This is the silent deal between the People and the Agency: the People will turn a willing blind eye to the dealings of the ISA, and they will not question what happens behind closed doors. In return, the ISA will deliver them a dream state, a perfect world with “freedom”, prosperity, and peace. Some people have forgotten this deal, and have become blind to the perfect illusion, accepting the magician's cloak as truth. Others despise the ISA for their power. But few work against this reality, because they have everything they want.

Do you think this is real? Do you think this just happens? That life is fair and just? That you can help a policeman one day and win the lottery the next? This is fake, this is a lie, this is cheap! Look past what you want to see and find the truth!
- Field Commander Darius Jensen (Discharged)


The Man
For twenty years, Director Anderas Kerrik has ruled through emergency fiat and popular consent, a power seized and offered back, but refused by the people. They want the illusion, and Kerrik is the master magician. A genius and mastermind, he cut his way through the ranks, and works day and night on a secret project, one he believes will save all humanity, and end the zero sum game of loss/gain. With one fell swoop, he will bring mankind into a bold new future. But is the puppet master dangling from his own strings? Is he sane or has he fallen to his own genius, driven into madness? He rarely emerges, and relies more and more heavily on a cabal within even the ISA, headed by the enigmatic, faceless killer, Commander Riven and the smooth snake skin salesman, Chief Ghast.

If they [the people] want the power I have taken, they can have it. I do not want it. If they ask, it is theirs. Until then, however, I will believe that I have their trust, and I will work to create a better world, one which I will hand over to them for all time.
- Director Kerrik

Want to know more about the ISA? Click this link! (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Internal_Security_Agency_%28Kaukolastan%29)



Well, that's it for now.

So, who wants to open relations? I don't bite... hard. Besides, we sell shiny stuff!
Ftagn
10-05-2006, 06:57
Official message from the Ministry of Foreign Relations/War:

The Eternal Emperor extends the hand of friendship to the Technocratic State of Kaukolastan. He hopes the people of Kaukolastan will be inclined to return the gesture.

He also indicates that trade agreements would be beneficial for both our nations. We await a reply.
Southeastasia
10-05-2006, 09:00
OOC: Ah, Kaukolastan, I've heard of you and have read your role-plays (brilliant work I might say!), but never actually interacted ICly with you. How come you went inactive? Anyway, welcome back to NS, and good job on your factbook!
Thrashia
10-05-2006, 09:11
OOC: Welcome back into the fold! I believe around the time I first joined seeing some of your rps. Very nice. Will you be entering into FT or remain an MT nation? Things have changed a bit since the last time you might have been here.
Mationbuds
10-05-2006, 09:44
IC/OOC :

The Galactic Empire of Mationbuds wishes to extend a hand of friendship to Kaukolastan . We would also like to welcome you back to NS . We would like to have military and diplomatic ties between our nations and a possible embassy exchange or treaties .

Regards ,
Martin Luther , Grand Adviser 1
Sol Giuldor
10-05-2006, 16:51
The Crusader State of Sol Giudlor would be honored if this grand and powerful nation would join with us in Western Christendom, a newly-forming Chrisitan alliance. Your aid would be greatly appreciated.

Sir Dante Payns,
Grand Master of the Poor Fellow Soldiers of Christ
Kaukolastan
10-05-2006, 16:55
Ftagn: We accept the offer of friendship, and we welcome all trade agreements. We look forward to a bright future.

OOC: Ftagn... is there another word that goes in your title? Does it have something to do with a squid headed great old one and madness eating the world? If not, sorry, but if so... Cthulhu!

Southeast Asia: OOC: Thanks for the compiments! I went inactive to a combination of school/work getting hella-busy, and a bunch of friends bowing out of the game simultaneously. A bunch of RPs I was in suddenly ground to a halt as everyone left, and I said, "Bah!" and gave up. Then school slowed down, and I started talking about NS with a buddy who used to play (okay, I'm a dork), and we both discovered that we missed the game, so I popped back on.

Thrashia: OOC: Thanks as well! I'll be staying as PMT, just because the stories I want to tell work better if their tied closer to reality. I like future tech, I even used a FT puppet, but it wouldn't work for K-stan, not yet, at least. I have to finish Deicide first (SHAMELESS PLUG!).

Mationbuds: IC/OOC: We welcome your offer, and your friendship. We are always open to embassies, and trade agreements are a perfect way to start a working relationship. Peace and prosperity await us.

OOC: Your title is Galactic Empire. Are you a FT nation, or is the title just a title? If you are a FT nation, I can't do too much with you ICly. The reason is that I don't want move FT yet, but with my nation's behavior, if we saw future technology, we would devote everything we had to trying to duplicate it. In other words, if I interacted with FT, I would race into FT, and I want to finish the story first.

However, even if you are, embassies and limitted but cordial relations are always acceptable, just please don't show us anything shiny! ;)
Madnestan
10-05-2006, 17:14
OOC: How PMT, to be accurate? Can you still RP with MT nations?
Kaukolastan
10-05-2006, 17:15
The Crusader State of Sol Giudlor would be honored if this grand and powerful nation would join with us in Western Christendom, a newly-forming Chrisitan alliance. Your aid would be greatly appreciated.

Sir Dante Payns,
Grand Master of the Poor Fellow Soldiers of Christ
We would be more than happy to open trade relations, and to supply you with goods, as one of our longtime allies was a very strong religious government. However, we do not believe we could sign into an alliance, as we have many different interests in-country, and not one unified religion. We thank you for your offer, however, and we remain willing to work out deals to supply you in your need.
Kaukolastan
10-05-2006, 17:21
OOC: How PMT, to be accurate? Can you still RP with MT nations?
Oh, I love to RP with MT nations! Basically, I have a bunch of really cool, really expensive stuff. There's nothing really game-breaking, but a bunch of neat gadgets that make me kinda scary.

There's AI, but they are massive, delicate, compound-filling monstrosities. We only have four, and cannot afford to produce any more.

There's Pure Fusion (laser fusion) that we use for power and weaponry, but it basically "plays" like safe nuclear power, although it does let us build some really cool tricks, like jump troops and railguns.

Those are the "Big" techs. We use VTOLS instead of choppers, caseless rifles (sometimes), and have really tall buildings (shiny!), and everything is networked. However, nothing is too outlandish for an MT nation or alliance of sufficient size/power to overcome. Instead of a lot of good stuff, we have a decent amount of "uber" stuff, so I still believe it is possible to play with MT nations.

(IE: There's an ongoing crisis with Templa (when he gets free from boot camp), and he's playing with 1960-70s US tech, and it's still a nasty fight, even with less than a quarter my size, with a lower econ.)

So, all in all, yes, I still play with MT. Just treat my stuff as being "out there" advanced, and really expensive.
Czardas
10-05-2006, 19:03
[ooc:] Hey there K-stan! http://assets.jolt.co.uk/forums/images/icons/icon14.gif

[ic:]

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Message to Kaukolastan:

Greetings from the Libertarian Concordance of Czardas! We, uh, send you our greetings, and... where were we? Ah yes. Congratulations on your return to the international community, and feel free to send a diplomat over as soon as we rebuild our cities. Actually, unless your diplomats enjoy staying in shelled-out buildings, we might as well send over our own for contact. Have fun with your shiny objects!

~ Kari Alhoun, Czardaian Foreign Minister
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Kaukolastan
10-05-2006, 20:24
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Message to Kaukolastan:

Greetings from the Libertarian Concordance of Czardas! We, uh, send you our greetings, and... where were we? Ah yes. Congratulations on your return to the international community, and feel free to send a diplomat over as soon as we rebuild our cities. Actually, unless your diplomats enjoy staying in shelled-out buildings, we might as well send over our own for contact. Have fun with your shiny objects!

~ Kari Alhoun, Czardaian Foreign Minister
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Honorable Minister Alhoun,

Kaukolastan accepts your offer for diplomatic relations, and notes the state your great nation is in. We believe we may be able to offer some assistance. If you are willing, we can dispatch experts in the varying fields of engineering, medicine, and security needed to help you return to glory. Our own NovaGen Pharmaceuticals has already expressed a willingness to sell antibiotics, retrotherapies, and replacement limbs for those harmed in the destruction at discount rates. Kraith Heavy Industries is willing to donate materials and machines. If you wish assistance in these troubled times, we are more willing to lend.

Sub-Director Allens, ISA, Acting Minister of State

OOC: Howdy!
Sarzonia
10-05-2006, 20:34
To: Sub-Director Allens, ISA,
Acting Minister of State, Kaukolastan
From: Mark Lorber
Senior Vice President and External Affairs Officer, Sarzonia
Subject: Diplomatic relations

The Incorporated Sarzonian Government is pleased to note the return of Kaukolastan to the world stage and we are interested in establishing diplomatic relations with your esteemed nation. Should you wish to develop formal ties with our government, we can discuss proposals for embassy and consular staffs in our respective nations.

Once our nations establish diplomatic ties, we would request that our prospective embassy and consular staffs be provided with any cultural information about your nation to minimise the possibility of misunderstandings caused by lack of awareness.

We look forward to hearing from you in the future. Thank you for taking the time to read our communication.
Ftagn
10-05-2006, 20:38
OOC: Ftagn... is there another word that goes in your title? Does it have something to do with a squid headed great old one and madness eating the world? If not, sorry, but if so... Cthulhu!


OOC: Yes.. Yes there is. Cthulhu Fhtagn! I spelled it wrong when making this nation, though..
Czardas
10-05-2006, 20:43
Honorable Minister Alhoun,

Kaukolastan accepts your offer for diplomatic relations, and notes the state your great nation is in. We believe we may be able to offer some assistance. If you are willing, we can dispatch experts in the varying fields of engineering, medicine, and security needed to help you return to glory. Our own NovaGen Pharmaceuticals has already expressed a willingness to sell antibiotics, retrotherapies, and replacement limbs for those harmed in the destruction at discount rates. Kraith Heavy Industries is willing to donate materials and machines. If you wish assistance in these troubled times, we are more willing to lend.

Sub-Director Allens, ISA, Acting Minister of State
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We wish to thank you for your offer of assistance. In the Kregaian Invasion several million Czardaians are estimated to have died, with widespread destruction occuring in practically every major city within a hundred kilometres of the coast, with the significant exception of Mariosz; this last is also our major operational port. We will welcome these experts to help with rebuilding the destroyed areas. NovaGen's help will be especially appreciated in the city of Aurú, which was burned to the ground by a massive incendiary attack, many of the survivors left with horrific burns and injuries.

On a slightly more positive note, while we're willing to host a diplomatic conference, it may be a better idea for Czardaian diplomats to pay Kaukolastan a visit; basically, "Your place or ours?"

~ Kari Alhoun, Czardaian Foreign Minister
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Mationbuds
11-05-2006, 05:45
IC :

Excellent news ! If all goes well , we plan to send ambassador James Coxwell and his ambassadorial staff to your nation and will always open the door to welcome your ambassadors . And as for trade links , we propose a FTA (Free Trade Agreement) between our nations so our goods can pass into each other's nation withour taxes .

OOC :

I understand . I am a FT Nation and the GE title is my FT title but and I am also a member of the GE too :) . But I can always wate until you become FT to start full relations . But now we can have small time relations first . Bigger talks can be signed later .
Kaukolastan
12-05-2006, 03:33
To the Delegates of Sarzonia, Czardas, and Mationbuds,

Since you have all expressed interest in establishing diplomatic relations, and in sending a delegation, it would be my exquisite pleasure to extend an invitation to you to come tour our nation. We we be quite pleased to show you around Corsingard, as well as any other sights you would wish to see, from the Seabelt on Taupran, to the Library of Efrena, to the steelworks of Terenaus.

We understand if your schedule precludes it, but we would quite enjoy having the pleasure of showing you the art, culture, and industry of our nation. We will cover expenses, of course. Please RSVP, an indicate if you would wish to see any areas outside of the capital, Corsingard. Various industry tours, or university tours, can also be arranged.

SD Allens, A-MINSTATE
Ravea
12-05-2006, 04:20
Kaukolastan! Good to see you, old buddy. Perhaps we can get back to the old days.

I feel all warm and bubbly now.
Itinerate Tree Dweller
12-05-2006, 04:43
The Hadethan Imperium welcomes it's long lost ally back to the world of international politics. We look forward to interacting with members of your nation in the future. -Pacific Regent-
Kaukolastan
12-05-2006, 05:16
OOC to ITD, it's good to be back.

IC: We look forward to continued good relations and a bright future.

OOC: Ravea, how you been? You know, there is a very certain RP that does need to wrap up... :D
Ravea
12-05-2006, 13:12
OOC: Ravea, how you been? You know, there is a very certain RP that does need to wrap up... :D

OCC:Oh, I know what you're talking about, all right.

I think it's about that time to pull my armored ninja suit out of my closet. It's been collecting dust all these months.
Southeastasia
12-05-2006, 13:27
[OOC: BTW, thanks for addressing my name correctly Kaukolastan.]
Kaukolastan
12-05-2006, 18:13
[OOC: BTW, thanks for addressing my name correctly Kaukolastan.]
OOC: No problem!
Kaukolastan
12-05-2006, 18:17
OCC:Oh, I know what you're talking about, all right.

I think it's about that time to pull my armored ninja suit out of my closet. It's been collecting dust all these months.

OOC: Unfortunately, the original problems still remain... three of the players quit the game. We'll need to get replacement players.
Devlyn
12-05-2006, 18:18
/will post later when I can be arsed to log in to my main nation :/_:
Ravea
12-05-2006, 18:51
OOC: Unfortunately, the original problems still remain... three of the players quit the game. We'll need to get replacement players.

OCC:True. We could simply start over again or create a new storyline if need be.

Is Tarlachia still around, by the way?
Kaukolastan
12-05-2006, 19:44
He posted today, but we've been out of contact, so I don't know if he'd be up for it. I'll check with him.
Ravea
12-05-2006, 20:18
At least he's still around. Do you know who else isn't gone?
Southeastasia
13-05-2006, 06:22
OOC: Halberdgardia, one of your apprentices, is in an undetermined time length of break thanks to RL, and I KNOW that Tetanne is his puppet, I can SENSE it!

EDIT:

3000th Post!!!
United Earthlings
13-05-2006, 07:32
Welcome back to nationstates.
Kaukolastan
17-05-2006, 01:39
Welcome back to nationstates.
Thanks!