Communist Chorley
07-05-2006, 16:02
ALL HAIL
State of National Emergency
A warning to all nations: There was an attack on several manufactures of dairy products in our Republic, we believe these people to be poisoners or worshipers of the evil cow God Washeekee beware they have been known to use percistent tactics to achaive there milky goals.
Minister for Agraculture: Andre Manx
Dictated to Citizen: 6354278 Worthless Peasent
State of National Emergency
A warning to all nations: There was an attack on several manufactures of dairy products in our Republic, we believe these people to be poisoners or worshipers of the evil cow God Washeekee beware they have been known to use percistent tactics to achaive there milky goals.
Minister for Agraculture: Andre Manx
Dictated to Citizen: 6354278 Worthless Peasent