NationStates Jolt Archive

(Re)Imagine
by Generalissimo J.L.

"Imagine there’s no leftism,
It’s easy if you try,
No socialism and no Marxism,
Only rightists like you and I,
Imagine all conservatives
Living for today...

Imagine all countries are right-wing,
It isn’t hard to do,
No leftist gangs attacking us,
No Nazism too,
Imagine all the Shoobans
Falling apart to pieces...

Imagine no collectivism,
I wonder if you can,
No income tax or social welfare,
An economically free man,
Imagine all the communists
Disappearing from the world...

You may say I’m a reactionary,
But I’m not the only one,
I hope some day you’ll join us,
And the battle will be won."

(Re)Imagine
by Generalissimo J.L.

"Imagine there’s no leftism,
It’s easy if you try,
No socialism and no Marxism,
Only rightists like you and I,
Imagine all conservatives
Living for today...

Imagine all countries are right-wing,
It isn’t hard to do,
No leftist gangs attacking us,
No Nazism too,
Imagine all the Shoobans
Falling apart to pieces...

Imagine no collectivism,
I wonder if you can,
No income tax or social welfare,
An economically free man,
Imagine all the communists
Disappearing from the world...

You may say I’m a reactionary,
But I’m not the only one,
I hope some day you’ll join us,
And the battle will be won."

Pythogria laughs. After all, it's planning to go to Socialism. (But not Communism or radical Socialism. Just a little on that side.)

Ministry of Not Giving Much of a Fuck

Well done, you've managed to do something akin to pissing on someone's grave, then proceeding to sodomise the corpse.

Ministry of Not Giving Much of a Fuck

Well done, you've managed to do something akin to pissing on someone's grave, then proceeding to sodomise the corpse.

We need to form that ministry.

Colorado and Texas found it to be well written and we raise our beer mugs to you.

Congratulations on your new national anthem.

The Department of Mental Hygiene-- "A Happy Citizen is a Productive Citizen, Smile", wishes to invite the writer of your national anthem to an extended stay at one of our beachside hotels for a peaceful getaway.

OOC: Most socialism doesn't work with some exceptions. The Scandinavian and Finnish countries seem to do fine with democratic socialism-- in fact they have the highest standard of living in the world, so do some of the Europeans, but a lot of countries are not doing so well with it. You can mess up almost any system if you have bad decision making.

Colorado and Texas found it to be well written and we raise our beer mugs to you.

You DO realize Socialism DOES work.

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Message from the Secular Empire of Maraque Ministry of International Incidents

We are shocked and appalled by this new national anthem your country has adopted. It is the worst national anthem of any country in this universe.

How did I guess RB? have you ever done ANYTHING where you haven't ripped the shit out of Communism?

Dear Sirs of Pythogria we do not belive in Socialism.

Dear Sirs of Pythogria we do not belive in Socialism.

Still, you cannot deny it works.

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Message from the Secular Empire of Maraque Ministry of International Incidents

We are shocked and appalled by this new national anthem your country has adopted. It is the worst national anthem of any country in this universe.

Amen! Pythogria concurs with this statement.

How did I guess RB? have you ever done ANYTHING where you haven't ripped the shit out of Communism?

Going to go with 'No' there.

IC:

Department of Petty Affairs

Today comes the latest hit tune in the Grand Monarchy:

(Re)Imagine

"Imagine there’s no conservatism,
It’s easy if you try,
No conservatism and no Fascism,
Only leftists like you and I,
Imagine all liberals
Living for today...

Imagine all countries are left-wing,
It isn’t hard to do,
No rightist gangs attacking us,
No Conservatism too,
Imagine all the Nazis
Falling apart to pieces...

Imagine no imperialism,
I wonder if you can,
No inequality or poverty,
An economically free man,
Imagine all the conservatives
Disappearing from the world...

You may say I’m a liberal,
But I’m not the only one,
I hope some day you’ll join us,
And the battle will be won."

To RB

You had Tom Clancy and MacCarthy write that didnt you

Still, you cannot deny it works.
Sirs we can deny it it works. We fallow the all powerfull gold coin. Long live God and country!

Ministry of YEEPIE KAY YAY MOTHER ****ERS!

Good for you, now bend over and fall off the cliff.

Prince William rolled his eyes at the juvenile bit of humor displayed by the nation of Roach-Busters.

"Damn morons. And I was just getting used to never seeing them again too." the Prince laughed. "Stupid Corporatist twits."

Open Response from the Principality

You think you're really clever don't you? Making jokes at the expense of others. Well, we here in the Principality also enjoy making jokes at other people's expense. In fact I do recall one that mentions you in it...

If you ever wanted to know what sort of business deals take place in the Generalissimo's office, it can be summed up in a few lines: "Pave over the park and the homeless shelters to build a factory for solar-powered flashlights? You need not have bothered to ask! Somebody! Bring me a child prostitute!"

Not so funny when you're the butt of the joke, now isn't it, my dear Generalissimo?

Signed,
The Office of Prince William I

Official Statement, Ministry of Coming Home Early, Running up the Stairs Two at a Time, Throwing Open the Bedroom Door, and yelling, "Ha-HA! Caught you, Mildred!"

ROFLMAO. We thought you could do better than rip off John Lennon.

Lone Alliance Network...
Reporter1:This is LAN, Our next topic, Today An Independent Band within The Lone Alliance Recently rewritten the Generalissimo's RB Anthem to reflect the recent war Between Roach-Busters and The Lone Alliance.
Reporter2: The song has gained only a few chuckles across the nation but an official Government Response frowns upon the act stating, "It's not right to kick someone when they're down."
Reporter1: We now will Preview the Song, a LAN Exclusive!


"Imagine no Generalissimo"

"Imagine there’s no Generalissmo,
It’s nay impossible to try,
No Insane Despot,
Only Humans you and I,
Imagine all Free people...
Living for Today,

Imagine you thought you beat us,
It good it's not true,
Kravania Fags had doomed you,
Sent you to the zoo,
Watch how your allies,
Fall apart in pieces...

Imagine lost Imperialism,
I wonder if you'll learn,
No war you cause can bend us,
We're economically free men,
Imagine all your nation
Disappearing from the world...

We may say you're a maniac,
But We're not the only one,
We hope some day you’ll drop dead,
And the battle will be won."

Reporter1: Interesting song.
Reporter2: Interesting song indeed. Now for the Weather report with Giant Killer Cyborg.
GKC: #IT'S GONNA RAIN!#

Careful cause the Parthians may gas your artists while uses copies of your cd as target practice.

To RB

You had Tom Clancy and MacCarthy write that didnt you

"No, I wrote it myself."

--Generalissimo J.L.--

Well you must have been inspired by McCarthay and Clancy's ghosts.