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Irish Nations of Meame
06-05-2006, 14:28
Western Cahalane for Sale!!!

If you want to be the proud owner of Western Cahalane, it's here!
One careful owner (only ceased to exist once). ;)
Three assasinations, all never released to the public (damn, did I actually say that?) :mad:
Never fought in a war, traded, etc. (OOC: I mean it was never in a RP)
Good size, great Scandinavian Liberal Paradise, however, you may need to work on the Economy.

Civil Rights:
Superb

Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Order now and you get a free region to keep it in.

The Nomadic Peoples of Western Cahalane is a huge, devout nation, notable for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 363 million enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, Social Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 52%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Basket Weaving.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, the Western Cahalane Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, and welfare funding has recently gone through the roof. Crime is well under control. Western Cahalane's national animal is the Irish Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Meame Reama.

Western Cahalane is ranked 64,221st in the world for Most Cultured.

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 minutes ago

Bidding ends 9:00PM GMT+1 9 May 2006
The Aeson
06-05-2006, 14:29
Eh, I'll bid 100 million. For the top one.
SQuareanya
06-05-2006, 14:40
Me too, me too!!!
Count me in!

Everybody wants to have such nation :D
Morgiland
06-05-2006, 14:42
300 million
Pythogria
06-05-2006, 14:45
I will bid...

$1 Billion dollars in USD.
Morgiland
06-05-2006, 14:46
2 billion
Pythogria
06-05-2006, 14:47
2 billion

$6 Billion.
Morgiland
06-05-2006, 14:47
10 billion
Pythogria
06-05-2006, 14:47
10 billion

$20 Billion.
Morgiland
06-05-2006, 14:48
400 billion
Pythogria
06-05-2006, 14:49
400 billion

Ouch...

$500 Billion!
Morgiland
06-05-2006, 14:50
$600 billion
Pythogria
06-05-2006, 14:51
$600 billion

One Trillion.
Morgiland
06-05-2006, 14:52
You can't go much higher man,

1.5 trillion
Pythogria
06-05-2006, 14:52
You can't go much higher man,

1.5 trillion

Grr...

Fine, you win...
Tombo-Bill
06-05-2006, 14:52
Centillion.. or if it needs be.. a BLANK cheque :eek: :eek:
Morgiland
06-05-2006, 15:00
right, I can't even find your nation on the NS calculator.
LA Ice
06-05-2006, 15:02
Centillion? Is that a word?

1.75 trillion.
Tombo-Bill
06-05-2006, 15:03
Yep Centillion is a word, look it up (I did :P) Highest number in the dictionary.
LA Ice
06-05-2006, 15:06
A million to the power of 100? I don't think any nation, not even America, or even China, would have that much money.

Not even if Russia sold all their n00ks would there be that much money
Gelgisith
06-05-2006, 15:06
Bidding ends 9:00PM GMT+1 9 March 2006
So we're all two months late...pity.
The Aeson
06-05-2006, 15:07
Centillion? Is that a word?

1.75 trillion.

Well, I bid...

$1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,0 00,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

(Count 'em Kubra.)
Morgiland
06-05-2006, 15:08
"1.75 trillion''

yeah, you don't have enough money to do that.

gov. budget: $24,784,651,400,625.00

minus

Gov.Expenditures: $23,545,418,830,593.75

equals 1,239,232,570,032.25
Irish Nations of Meame
06-05-2006, 16:32
Well, I bid...

$1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,0 00,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

(Count 'em Kubra.)
NSTracker claims that you do not have the money to do that.

1.75 Trillion over 5 NS months, payable by Morgiland, to be given to Irish Nations of Meame. Any bid higher?
Irish Nations of Meame
06-05-2006, 16:33
So we're all two months late...pity.
Fixed
The Aeson
06-05-2006, 16:33
NSTracker claims that you do not have the money to do that.

1.75 Trillion over 5 NS months, payable by Morgiland, to be given to Irish Nations of Meame. Any bid higher?

OOC: Sorry. That was a joke. Kubra is waiting for someone to either try to spend one google (one hundred zeroes) or claim they have one google troops. That's ninety-nine zeroes, just to be evil, and make Kubra count for nothing. ;)
Morgiland
06-05-2006, 16:44
It's been a pleasure doing business with you.
Irish Nations of Meame
06-05-2006, 19:30
It's been a pleasure doing business with you.
Don't sign the deal yet. There's still 1 hour, 30 Miniutes and 3 Days to go...
Wilhelmsborough
06-05-2006, 19:31
2 Trillion
The Gate Builders
06-05-2006, 19:33
One Jillion Dollars!
Wilhelmsborough
06-05-2006, 20:09
And the time remaining is...?
Irish Nations of Meame
06-05-2006, 22:00
One Jillion Dollars!
Please state in existing numbers.

2 Trillion over 10 NS Months.

Remember, bidding closes 2 Days 23 Hours from time of posting (GMT+1 9:00PM 9May2006)
The Gate Builders
06-05-2006, 22:03
It wasn't a bid, damn you, it was a Futurama reference!
Irish Nations of Meame
06-05-2006, 22:27
It wasn't a bid, damn you, it was a Futurama reference!
You forced me to post this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Futurama_Episodes).

Any bids?
Morgiland
06-05-2006, 22:40
2 Trillion

Government Budget: €4,734,602,664,750.00
Government Expenditures: €4,592,564,584,807.50

Do the math.
Wilhelmsborough
07-05-2006, 00:50
Government Budget: €4,734,602,664,750.00
Government Expenditures: €4,592,564,584,807.50

Do the math.

I'll work something out. Anything is possible.
Irish Nations of Meame
07-05-2006, 18:41
*bump*

A 2 year plan will do, if you can afford it...
Irish Nations of Meame
07-05-2006, 21:18
Morgiland, what did you just say?

Contact me by TG to sort things out.
Irish Nations of Meame
08-05-2006, 20:33
*bump*
Drexel Hillsville
08-05-2006, 21:20
3.5 trillion
Wilhelmsborough
10-05-2006, 00:45
$3.6 trillion for the win. That's it. It's past 9:00 PM GMT time now.
Irish Nations of Meame
10-05-2006, 15:35
3.5 trillion
Sold. Contact me by TG to sort things out.

$3.6 trillion for the win. That's it. It's past 9:00 PM GMT time now.

Sorry, it did close at 9PM GMT+1 (OOC: I forgot to post), so your bid is void.
Wilhelmsborough
10-05-2006, 17:30
:mad: :mad: :mad: FUCKING HELL!!:headbang: :headbang: :headbang: