NationStates Jolt Archive


News forecast, Patriotic Citizens

Electricia
03-05-2006, 23:02
Welcome to Elaca news, Agan speaking, we span direct information right to your home...

By the moment of this program is being sent, several men has climbed to the highest point in El, the Capital of Electricia.

*camera films about seven men in red/yellow clothes walking around at a rooftop*

These men have just climbed up there, from the outside, they look like good climbers, whom might they be?

*suddenly the men jump out, but when they jump a large Electrian flag follows them*

"we are The Lions Of Electrica, a Patiotic organisation!" yells the leader of them, "We will hereby state, that any country not offering our Country the rights to place any wows upon them will suffer from our nukes!"...

*back to the reporter*

In the studio, our journalists have gotten Teraval and Hiberlo, Our prime minister and minister of war to meet... we will discuss the case with them:

"The government has nothing to do with this, and shun the appearance of this man!" says Teraval the Prime minister, "He will be executed for treason immediately!"

"And by the way." says Hiberlo Minister of war. "We have no Nukes, our Atomic power plants are not able to make them... yet. However did we own the power we could..."

Quickly Teraval interrupts : "We have nothing to do with this man, he has nothing to do with our government...! However there is no sin in being Patriotic so we will spare this mans live."

How do other nation reacts to this newscast?

That was all from Elaca news, Agan were speaking...
Pythogria
03-05-2006, 23:05
"Sir, some radical maniacs in Electrica say they'll nuke everyone who doesn't let them place... erm... "wows" on everyone else."

The Sub-Supreme General laughed. "That made my day. Ignore the freaks!"

"Yes sir."
Monkey Fights
03-05-2006, 23:10
As El Presidente of Monkey Fights turns off the newscast, he scratches his head and wonders what the hell is a 'wow'?
The Aeson
03-05-2006, 23:13
Any further such threats will be met by the government of the Holy Empire of the Aeson placing Wows upon Electricia. As soon as we figure out what Wows are.