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War has been declared on Nebbarri Prime due to the fact that their secret service tried to assaniate me

The famed field marshal Kurakov who has fought two wars one ending in victory the other ending in peace. He will lead a force of 500,000 to pillage the countryside

OFFICIAL DIPLOMATIC MESSAGE
TO: Leadership of Good Happiness
FROM: Ministry of Foreign Affairs

The Empire thinks this is a futile attempt on your part. Nebarri prime has a whole hell of a lot more than twice your nations military size. I suggest you stand down as soon as possible and try to end this in a diplomatic matter.

OOC:
You know, you cannot say that you suddenly killed civilians in his nation. That is called Godmodding and against RPing etiquette. I suggest that you delete your 3rd and 4th posts before he gets pissed and invades you.

Assaninations are unnacceptable but if you make some territory concessions this could end.

OOC: Please read the stickies.

OOC: There gone now, sorry

we have attempted no such assassination on your leader, but due to your declaration of war we have decided it may be time to annex you befor you become a danger to others

Good Hapiness, I will support you if any fghtng breaks out. Also, here is a lst of nations the will help if fighting breaks out:

the nssr
sovietlande
scherbatov
scherbanov
the swssdeutsch
the italianamericans
nssr recruiter
the ubersoldaten
schlectamrika

Nebari, are you attacking?

(Short post. ^.^)
We demand suitable evidence of this so-called assassination attempt.

Nebari, are you attacking?

not yet, no

OFFICIAL DIPLOMATIC MESSAGE
TO: Leadership of Good Happiness
FROM: Ministry of Foreign Affairs

If this escilates into war, the Empire will commit 25 Million troops to the war effort to help drive back Good Happiness and his allies. We will also prepare the Navy, Air Force and other divisions of the Armed Forces in case they are needed. We stress again that this should move towards a Diplomatic end instead of a Milistaristic one. We are escalating our Conventional DEFCON level to 3 and our Strategic DEFCON level to 4. We will retaliate if Nebarri Prime is attacked.

OFFICIAL DIPLOMATIC MESSAGE
TO: Leadership of Good Happiness
FROM: Ministry of Foreign Affairs

If this escilates into war, the Empire will commit 25 Million troops to the war effort to help drive back Good Happiness and his allies. We will also prepare the Navy, Air Force and other divisions of the Armed Forces in case they are needed. We stress again that this should move towards a Diplomatic end instead of a Milistaristic one. We are escalating our Conventional DEFCON level to 3 and our Strategic DEFCON level to 4. We will retaliate if Nebarri Prime is attacked.

haha 25 million! you crack me up!

OOC: he has the power, i myself have the power to use 25 million, at 1% of my population, if things get really bad i can go up to 10% or 250 million troops

for me its like having 2x China's population and an economy greater then the USA and a very militaristic nation

I will contribute 300,000 soldiers good happiness cause. I will still be nuetral untill I see reason to send anyone into combat.

haha 25 million! you crack me up!

OOC: I have a total military of 95,184,650. That is about 2.78% of my total polulation. If you think you can get a military over 50 million total (me and NP put together) then that would be considered Godmodding. The total your little group can put together would be a little over 5 million and no more than that. General rule is 3-5% in a time of peace and 10% in a time of war, any more than that and your economy would be in shambles.

So i would rethink the diplomacy option i gave you in my previous post.


p.s. My population is 3,416,000,000

So, what if I have WMDs?

OOC: he has the power, i myself have the power to use 25 million, at 1% of my population, if things get really bad i can go up to 10% or 250 million troops

for me its like having 2x China's population and an economy greater then the USA and a very militaristic nation

OOC: Doesn't mean you can deploy 25 million to a combat zone. >.>

Man, really, you used a ICBM's against the New Red Faction (though he did fire one at you first).

So, what if I have WMDs?

OOC:
My nation is an island nation. And one of the alliances i am with has a Missile Defence Shield that protects all member nations. So if you try that, then your missile would be destroyed.

Plus, unless you have a defence budget of a few trillion dollars, you couldn't afford nukes.

OOC: i have a lot more, and i have anti-WMD weapons

The United Socialist States of The NSSR
Received: 27 minutes ago We have attacked you. Read the thred here:

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=480773

The United Socialist States of The NSSR, Population 12 million, max possible millitary numbers 1.2 million

Empire of Nebarri Prime, population 2.443 billion, standing military 24.43 million

OOC: Doesn't mean you can deploy 25 million to a combat zone. >.>

Yes it does. You can deploy as many as you want into a combat zone. Thats why it's called Freeform RP. As long as you stay within your budgets.

Your government has done a cover-up! Give us some money or land as an apology and we will go. Accept our reasonable demands or we will take action

Yes it does. You can deploy as many as you want into a combat zone. Thats why it's called Freeform RP. As long as you stay within your budgets.
OOC: Heh. Not to bring logic or anything into this.. but lets say, the average APC carries 10 soldiers. You'd need 250,000 APCs just to get them to the battlefield. >.>

Your government has done a cover-up! Give us some money or land as an apology and we will go. Accept our reasonable demands or we will take action

offer proof of a cover-up, then we shall give what is due, until you can show us that we have done anything to you, whom we never even knew existed until you declared war on us, we shall do what we will and should you attack, it will be but a pin prick compared to what we unleash on your nation in retaliation

OOC: Heh. Not to bring logic or anything into this.. but lets say, the average APC carries 10 soldiers. You'd need 250,000 APCs just to get them to the battlefield. >.>

don't need to carry them all in APCs, and you don't need to send them all at one time

IC:

Again, we would like to see evidence of this 'assassination' attempt presented.

OOC: Heh. Not to bring logic or anything into this.. but lets say, the average APC carries 10 soldiers. You'd need 250,000 APCs just to get them to the battlefield. >.>

I don't use APC's. I use Helo's and near PMT Orbital Drops.

If you add up all of the nations populations I listed earlier, and plus the 2 more supporters i got a few mutes ago, it equals 222 millions people. 50% of the populatoin would be put in the army, and viola! 111 soldiers! more tha your 50 million!

There is no proof you covered it up now do what is right and give us some money or land!

chew on those numbers!

I aint putting 50% (!?!?) of my people in the army.

If you add up all of the nations populations I listed earlier, and plus the 2 more supporters i got a few mutes ago, it equals 222 millions people. 50% of the populatoin would be put in the army, and viola! 111 soldiers! more tha your 50 million!

OFFICIAL PROCLIMATION
TO: The alliance against Nebarri_Prime
FROM: Mr. George A. Loak, 3rd Emperor of the
Pure Socialist Holy Empire of Shazbotdom

50% of the entire populations of your joint nations would cripple the economies in your nations. Causing your nations to go into a depression more than 400 times worse than the one the United States went through back in the 1920's. And if you wish to bring allies into this, i am a part of 8 alliances, one of which being the Grand Alliance of Peace Through Strength which has many nations in it, all of which are over 1 billion population. I could easily get together a force strong enough to wipe your nation off the map if I wanted. Don't threaten the use of allies.

Maybe 20%!

No, i didt count your populatuon

Maybe 20%!

OOC: maybe 10% if you are ossesing the war badly and are being attacked, 5% max for an all out attack

OOC: we see no proof these nations will support you other then your own words

Ok, will you be willing to negotiate a peace treaty?

FutureEngland Armed Forces HQ

"Sir, we've recieved word a small country is preparing to invade Nebarri_Prime"

"My God, they'll be squished, makes me wonder whats going through their leaders head, Ok contact Nebarri_Prime and the international community that we will send in 5% of our military to aid Nebarri_Prime that comes to 269.6 Million"

"Yes Sir"

Declaration from FutureEngland
Nebarri_Prime we have come to the conclusion that we will aid you with 269.6 million of our troops, if you are attacked we will retaliate also we will put the rest of our troops in reserve.

OOC: we see no proof these nations will support you other then your own words

Telegram them.

If you give me £1,000,000 or a strip of land I will leave

IC: yes, we will

OOC: i have to go now, be back in a few hours

If you give me £1,000,000 or a strip of land I will leave

you have not come yet.

OOC: you could not have, you have not RPed it, at least not correctly

FutureEngland Armed Forces HQ

"Sir, we've recieved word a small country is preparing to invade Nebarri_Prime"

"My God, they'll be squished, makes me wonder whats going through their leaders head, Ok contact Nebarri_Prime and the international community that we will send in 5% of our military to aid Nebarri_Prime that comes to 269.6 Million"

"Yes Sir"

Declaration from FutureEngland
Nebarri_Prime we have come to the conclusion that we will aid you with 269.6 million of our troops, if you are attacked we will retaliate also we will put the rest of our troops in reserve.

5% of your military is 269.6 million people? This sounds like a bluff.

got deleted for inactivaty couple of times created nation about a month after ns was released, so unless i used calc wrong by doing 5.392 billion x by 0.05 then nope its not a bluff

got deleted for inactivaty couple of times created nation about a month after ns was released, so unless i used calc wrong by doing 5.392 billion x by 0.05 then nope its not a bluff
Your entire nation is in your military?

We will look for a diplomatic end and we have ordered all troops out

SECRET IC:
In the bunker under Shazbotdom Marine Command. Emperor Loak was sifting through intel information that had come through on the wire about Good Happiness. He was thinking of what to do if this situation escilated any further than it is currently.

"Get Captain Keys on the comm." he said as he turned toward the large screen at the front of the room. The screen lit up and Captain Keys was standing there. He was a large man, very buff for his age. He was 55 and had to be 6'2" and 265lbs of pure muscle. "Captain. I want you to move your ship to a position above the nation of Good Happiness. If they even flinch their military towards Nebarri Prime, launch your marines right in front of them."

"Understood, sir."

The screen then shut off. Loak looked back and forth across the room and then walked over to a chair. It was his chair, right in the center of the room. He had it specially put there so he didn't have to travel between the Palace and the Bunker in case something like this ever happened. He also had a cot in a lockable room off the main room so he could sleep. This would be a long day, or couple of days, he wasn't sure yet.

OOC:
My nation is an island nation. And one of the alliances i am with has a Missile Defence Shield that protects all member nations. So if you try that, then your missile would be destroyed.

Plus, unless you have a defence budget of a few trillion dollars, you couldn't afford nukes.

OOC: Wrong... an ICBM is cheap if he buys it (developing it himself would cost a heck of a lot though.)

In fact, a trident warhead cost only 45 million about.

OOC: nope if you multiply 5.392 Billion by 0.05 you get 269.6 million

OOC: Wrong... an ICBM is cheap if he buys it (developing it himself would cost a heck of a lot though.)

In fact, a trident warhead cost only 45 million about.

OOC:
Your talking about buying one. Yes, you can buy it, but then you have to BUILD the hardened silo and the bunker for it. Plus matinance and upkeep for it costs more than his entire defence budget. he wouldn't be able to afford any foot troops.

Out of the ground in the Rogue Terrorists homeland, shot 4 anti-air missiles, that headed straight for the ship above Good Happiness.

Who are these people?

"We are the Rogue Terrorists. We are in no region, have no allies, ad no one knows about us. We just saved your @ss." said the Boss.

After that, an ICBM shot at Shazbotdom.

Yea, my anti-air is advanced, it can get into space.

And, what is a puppet wanker?

How did I godmode?

If your going to godmod then i am too.
i launch 3874827485995993 n00ks at all of j00 and they blow u up and 3928495684 mililon peoke die! :sniper: :mp5: :sniper:

Seriously however... that's no answer to the situation. If someone is godmodding, just ignore them -- don't godmode back.

:/_;

OOC: This is so lame...Maybe I should invade Good Happiness and enslave his population into my mines...
Is this FT? If so...hehheh...

All of the population of the Rogue Terrorists walked over towards Shazbotdom.

Seriously however... that's no answer to the situation. If someone is godmodding, just ignore them -- don't godmode back.

Eh...thats a thought...

*Ignores Rogue Terrorists*

The populatioj of the Rogue Terrorists reaches Shazbotdom and begins to busk on the streets...

If someone invades I will nuke them

The population of Rogue Terrorists are all suicide bombers...

The populatioj of the Rogue Terrorists reaches Shazbotdom and begins to busk on the streets...

look mate if you wanna RP read the stickies and do it properly

OOC: Good Happiness, prepare to be invaded. Are you MT here or FT?

look mate if you wanna RP read the stickies and do it properly

Does it say aything about busking?

Shazbotdom, are you going to do anythng about the 500,000 buskers/suicide bombers in your city?

Shazbotdom, are you going to do anythng about the 500,000 buskers/suicide bombers in your city?
OOC: Maybe I should n00k them...jahaha...
PLEASE READ THE STICKIES!!!!

Shazbotdom, are you going to do anythng about the 500,000 buskers/suicide bombers in your city?

He has done already. He has ignored you so he doesn't have to read your godmodding spam anymore. Now be gone and leave the thread alone. It was just getting interesting (from a reader's point of view.)

in the interests of maintaining order, the Xanadu security force deploys the "Eye of Shiva" to the area.

All of the population of the Rogue Terrorists walked over towards Shazbotdom.

Bwahaha! Your entire population is 5 million. 1% of Shazbotdom's population is 30 million!

in the interests of maintaining order, the Xanadu security force deploys the "Eye of Shiva" to the area.

whats that?

We will look for a diplomatic end and we have ordered all troops out

being that our govenment has been accused by yours of attempting an assassination on your leader, but you can provide no sufficiant motive, and as we have none along with your declaration of war on us we dememnd no less then $250,000,000,000.00 be payed or we will continue to hold our current state of war with you. even if combat between us does not start

OOC: my nation is big on making high demends, this is there view on what should be done, though they could be presuaded by third party forces to change there views

The Empire will keep Good Happiness on our "watch" list and keep Spy Satelites in a geocyncranis orbit over their nation until such a time as we feel they are no longer threatening any other nation. If we feel that they are threatening any other nations, we will intervene to the full extent of the Pure Socialist Holy Empire of Shazbotdom's Marine Corps. This is our last warning to the Nation of Good Happiness.

FutureEngland will also pull out but with a watchful eye, if we deem your future actions unacceptable we will launch the "Strike Of Fire" program.
Be Warned

If someone invades I will nuke them

We Would advise against that plan; due to the fact most nations imploy a form of nuclear strike policy; if nukes are used on them they will launch a full retalitory strike against your nation and turn it into a sheet of plate glass.

ours is such a nation.

[ Am I too late?

Or has it pretty well cooled to a standoff? ]

looks to me like your late

Yes it does. You can deploy as many as you want into a combat zone. Thats why it's called Freeform RP. As long as you stay within your budgets.



OOC- Sorry to butt into NB's RP, but needed to mention a few things.

Shazbotdom, even during freeform, you need to actually get your men there. Also, anyone attempting to even approach 10% of their population in the military would face utter and total Economic collapse. The most you should ever approach is 5%.

And, total military power does not consist of only troops. This includes all branches of the military, of which very little in the Army branch is active troops. The majority of that would be made up of logistical and non-combat dutied men, which is why nations such as Space Union and The Macabees do not field more than 10 million active troops, but are nearly twice as large as you.

Leocardia wants to support Good Happiness by sending 1,000 Lion Guardsmen to your country.