NationStates Jolt Archive


Short n00b War (MT, Semi-Open)

Silver Industria
02-05-2006, 23:52
Hello, I'm relatively new to nationstates (I've read some rps but never participated in one), and am looking for a quick, simple modern tech war. Since I'd probably get slaughtered in a day by most nations, I'm just looking for a war with another newbie nation. Here are a few guidelines:
-Population: Under 500 Million
-Posts: Under 100
-Good etiquette (Good spelling, not a thousand smiley faces, not in all caps, etc.)

As for the war:
-A 2 nation, 1-on-1 war (no bringing your friends)
-1 to 2 Weeks Long (1 Real Day = 1 Game Week)
-Just over something small (a little bit of land, some rich mines, oil wells, etc.)
-No complete conquering (No matter how much you're winning!)
-No WMD (Biological, Chemical, or Nuclear)
-No insanely huge armies (from what I've read, about 3% of your pop is a good sized army)

Sorry to be a rule-nazi, but I can see why newbies aren't exactly loved around here. They leave short posts in all caps and filled with smiley faces and think their nations are all that. I'm just trying to help me and another intelligent newbie get started around her.
The Aeson
02-05-2006, 23:54
Hello, I'm relatively new to nationstates (I've read some rps but never participated in one), and am looking for a quick, simple modern tech war. Since I'd probably get slaughtered in a day by most nations, I'm just looking for a war with another newbie nation. Here are a few guidelines:
-Population: Under 500 Million
-Posts: Under 100
-Good etiquette (Good spelling, not a thousand smiley faces, not in all caps, etc.)

As for the war:
-A 2 nation, 1-on-1 war (no bringing your friends)
-1 to 2 Weeks Long (1 Real Day = 1 Game Week)
-Just over something small (a little bit of land, some rich mines, oil wells, etc.)
-No complete conquering (No matter how much you're winning!)
-No WMD (Biological, Chemical, or Nuclear)
-No insanely huge armies (from what I've read, about 3% of your pop is a good sized army)

Sorry to be a rule-nazi, but I can see why newbies aren't exactly loved around here. They leave short posts in all caps and filled with smiley faces and think their nations are all that. I'm just trying to help me and another intelligent newbie get started around her.

Heh. Well, as I'm one of those nations that would slaughter you, I'm disqualified. But you look promising. When you're ready to RP with larger nations, look me up.
Pythogria
02-05-2006, 23:55
Well, we could have a small skirmish. I promise I won't just overwhelm you with orbital weapons and immense armies.
Silver Industria
02-05-2006, 23:57
Nah, I'm good. I'd prefer a war where I'd actually have a chance. :(
Northfrost
02-05-2006, 23:58
I could fight a little war with you. I have a pop of 440 million but I've just been doing the basic NS stuff and have rarely been on the forums. I'm new to this stuff but I could learn fast.
Cravan
02-05-2006, 23:58
Hello, I'm relatively new to nationstates (I've read some rps but never participated in one), and am looking for a quick, simple modern tech war. Since I'd probably get slaughtered in a day by most nations, I'm just looking for a war with another newbie nation. Here are a few guidelines:
-Population: Under 500 Million
-Posts: Under 100
-Good etiquette (Good spelling, not a thousand smiley faces, not in all caps, etc.)

As for the war:
-A 2 nation, 1-on-1 war (no bringing your friends)
-1 to 2 Weeks Long (1 Real Day = 1 Game Week)
-Just over something small (a little bit of land, some rich mines, oil wells, etc.)
-No complete conquering (No matter how much you're winning!)
-No WMD (Biological, Chemical, or Nuclear)
-No insanely huge armies (from what I've read, about 3% of your pop is a good sized army)

Sorry to be a rule-nazi, but I can see why newbies aren't exactly loved around here. They leave short posts in all caps and filled with smiley faces and think their nations are all that. I'm just trying to help me and another intelligent newbie get started around her.

OOC: Two rules you should get rid of right now: the posts and the time. Post count means nothing on this forum except experience (and sometimes overt spamming), and people who have experience prove more challenging and will help you out since you're new. Etiquitte more or less solves the spamming issue.

About the time: People do have RL to deal with, so setting a specific time usually isn't a good idea. Thanks to fluid time, you can have as much time as you want pass in the RP, regardless of RL time.

Also, I suggest you specify you don't want n00bs, but newbs. Newbs around here are people like you: smart, use proper grammar, and have a willingness to learn. N00bs on the other hand... Nevermind. *shudders*

Other than that, have a great time here at NS and enjoy your RPing experience! :) When you're ready to take on or ally with bigger nations, look me up.
The Appalacians
03-05-2006, 00:06
I'd love to join but im rele a noob. Only 10 million population. maybe when i get more powerful I'll join.
Silver Industria
03-05-2006, 00:07
To Craven - Thanks. I will get rid of the time restriction (I don't understand fluid time too well) and although a more experienced player would help, I'll look for that later. Also I didn't know about the n00b-newb difference, thanks.

To Northfrost - Thanks, this will be a learning experience for me, too. I'm suprised about how quickly I got this many replies. I'll send you a telegram so we can figure out how to get this thing set up.

To The-Blazing-Star - Northfrost sort of beat you to it, but how about after my war with him we can hook up (or maybe you with him).
Silver Industria
03-05-2006, 00:08
To Appalacians - (Sorry, I was typing when you posted) You might want to wait a while to start a war (10 million people = a super small army). But then, I'd be glad to hook up with you.
Cravan
03-05-2006, 00:09
To Craven - Thanks. I will get rid of the time restriction (I don't understand fluid time too well) and although a more experienced player would help, I'll look for that later. Also I didn't know about the n00b-newb difference, thanks.

OOC: No prob. And n00bs, are... Well, to be blunt n00bs are incompetent little morons who don't truly understand what they claim to be experts at. They usually have bad grammar and spelling, and oftentimes ignore the rules.

Believe me, you are a newbie. Not a n00b.
Pythogria
03-05-2006, 00:09
(At absolute most, The Appalatians will have 500,000 men.)

But if yo uever need an ally, Silver Industria, just ask!
Theao
03-05-2006, 00:09
I can offer as candidates a 62, a 171 and a 478 million pop nations if you're interested.
The-Blazing-Star
03-05-2006, 00:13
To The-Blazing-Star - Northfrost sort of beat you to it, but how about after my war with him we can hook up (or maybe you with him).

Sounds good.

Just send me a message whenever you want, either of you.

Have a good time.

-Azrael
Jenrak
03-05-2006, 00:21
(At absolute most, The Appalatians will have 500,000 men.)

But if you ever need an ally, Silver Industria, just ask!

Geez...
...But fluid time is where you determine how much time has passed in the Role-Play based on the agreements of everyone else there. I could be wrong however.
Cravan
03-05-2006, 00:25
Geez...
...But fluid time is where you determine how much time has passed in the Role-Play based on the agreements of everyone else there. I could be wrong however.

More or less how I described fluid time, really. I believe someone typed up an NS wiki article on it some time ago. I read it to get the idea, and it stuck.
Jenrak
03-05-2006, 00:38
More or less how I described fluid time, really. I believe someone typed up an NS wiki article on it some time ago. I read it to get the idea, and it stuck.

Well you spoke of why it's beneficial, not how to do it.
The Xeno
03-05-2006, 00:47
I always show up late for this stuff. :(

My favorite type of RPing is sort of zooming in on the smaller picture. The basic tactics, the dirty, gritty part of the story.

A skirmish over some resource would have been just my thing. Poo.
Silver Industria
03-05-2006, 00:50
Although me and Northfrost are already taken, maybe some of you guys could pair up. Who says only one newb war can be fought at a time?
The Xeno
03-05-2006, 00:53
Although me and Northfrost are already taken, maybe some of you guys could pair up. Who says only one newb war can be fought at a time?

Meh. The last time I got involved in MT wars, the people disappeared suddenly and left me hanging. *shakes clenched paws at the sky*
Jenrak
03-05-2006, 00:57
Meh. The last time I got involved in MT wars, the people disappeared suddenly and left me hanging. *shakes clenched paws at the sky*

Welcome to my World.
The Xeno
03-05-2006, 01:27
I blame Jenrak for people disappearing!
Jenrak
03-05-2006, 01:34
I blame Jenrak for people disappearing!

You can't prove it....

...Muhahahahahahahaha!

Ignore that last sentence.