NationStates Jolt Archive

Greetings to all other nations gathered here-this is a message from the Holy Empire of Fenricland, on behalf of the Divine Emperor Fenric, welcoming all corporate interests to come invest in our empire! His Divine Majesty allows full worker exploitation (in compliance with his Word, of course), and corporations pay no taxes whatsoever! Not to mention that with a booming pizza delivery market, you'll always have freshly made pizza at your feet within fifteen minutes-practically right out of the oven (and we don't care if the pizza deliverers burn their hands rushing it to you-they're only workers after all, heh heh heh!)

So, if you're looking for a nation with a divine ruler and 99.99% backing of any corporate venture, then the Holy Empire of Fenricland is the perfect place to invest your considerable monetary largesse!

BTW, as an extra bonus, you can fire anyone you like for no reason, and then hire them back for exceedingly low wages (well, lower wages, at any rate!:) ) We also allow for all corporations relocating here to select any property they want that's not cliamed by the Divine Emperor for their business, and you may punish the previous "owners" as you see fit if they argue.

Right, well-now that that's over, come to Fenricland, where giant evil business interests may do as they please, whenever they please-so long as it pleases his Majesty.

-Q.B.X. Torbley-Hinksworth, Minister for Propaganda and Corporate Interests Brochures

P.S.-We will manufacture arms for anyone for very low prices-and give you coupons for fre pizzas with each tenth transaction!

Greetings to all other nations gathered here-this is a message from the Holy Empire of Fenricland, on behalf of the Divine Emperor Fenric, welcoming all corporate interests to come invest in our empire! His Divine Majesty allows full worker exploitation (in compliance with his Word, of course), and corporations pay no taxes whatsoever! Not to mention that with a booming pizza delivery market, you'll always have freshly made pizza at your feet within fifteen minutes-practically right out of the oven (and we don't care if the pizza deliverers burn their hands rushing it to you-they're only workers after all, heh heh heh!)

So, if you're looking for a nation with a divine ruler and 99.99% backing of any corporate venture, then the Holy Empire of Fenricland is the perfect place to invest your considerable monetary largesse!

BTW, as an extra bonus, you can fire anyone you like for no reason, and then hire them back for exceedingly low wages (well, lower wages, at any rate!:) ) We also allow for all corporations relocating here to select any property they want that's not cliamed by the Divine Emperor for their business, and you may punish the previous "owners" as you see fit if they argue.

Right, well-now that that's over, come to Fenricland, where giant evil business interests may do as they please, whenever they please-so long as it pleases his Majesty.

-Q.B.X. Torbley-Hinksworth, Minister for Propaganda and Corporate Interests Brochures

P.S.-We will manufacture arms for anyone for very low prices-and give you coupons for fre pizzas with each tenth transaction!

Personal Arms and Munitions, a satellite company of Aesonic Arms would like to invest in your land. Ideally we would like to open up factories, but also some stores.

We have spoken to his utmost merciful Divine Majesty and he agrees to your being allowed to open munitions factories and a chain of stores within the sphere of our realm. No taxes whatsoever-though a few nice expensive gifts for His Divine Majesty would help quell his almighty wrath and tendency for divine retribution and keep you in business much longer.

Just give the word and you shall be in business here!

V.Z. Togsberry-Forthmyertonshigglesbraith-Upon-Marmotthroat IV, Undersecretary of Corporate Deals

P.S.-We also hire out our military as mercernaries for anyone who needs them-our rampant crested holy fruitbat population tends to deal with any threats to our nation should they arise...we are also selling them for eating and pet purposes should anyone care to try some...not only are they holy, they're delicious!