NationStates Jolt Archive


"Lamentations of the Tamrika Royal Family" Published

Dongara
02-05-2006, 03:40
The People's Republic of Dongara has recently published Lamentations of the Tamrika Royal Family, a close catalogue of the history of the Tamrika Royal Family, which is chock-full with vivid imagery. Examples:

One page mentions the history of Jesuit's in Dongara. The Jesuit Order attempted to bring food to the Kingdom of Dongara, a kingdom rife with famine. In addition, they attempted to established the first schools in Dongara. In return, the King ordered this. *A picture of a row of Jesuit Priests, all crucified.*

When the Kingdom of Dongara invaded the neighboring nation of Kelimter, it established a calculated extermination of the inhabitants of Kelimter. Kelimter refugees fled Dongara, in a diaspora. *Shows picture of mass graves* Only recently, have refugees of this horrible event returned to Dongara, as now they are protected by a moral government.

Another page mentions the Great Dongarian Philospher, Iosif Heiner. In his times, he preached about the neccesity of non-violence, tolerance, and civil disobiedence. The King ordered each of his limbs strapped to a horse (now non-existent in Dongara), and had him pulled apart. *Shows a picture of this bloody spectacle.*

The 144 page book "Lamentations of the Tamrika Royal Family" are being distributed free of charge in Dongara, and other nations that request them.
Maraque
02-05-2006, 03:51
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Message from the Secular Kingdom of Maraque Education Ministry

To Who It May Concern,

The Secular Kingdom of Maraque is interested in aquiring several hundred million copies of these publications for our country's international history education program. We are willing to buy all of them at a price.

Sincerely,
Secular kingdom of Maraque Education Minister
Pythogria
02-05-2006, 03:52
Pythogria would like to aqquire 600 millio ncopies of this book. We will payt any reasonable price.
Kubra
02-05-2006, 03:54
Kubra would like to order 10 million copies for our schools. We are interested in starting a grade 9 curriculum on Dongara
Thetania
02-05-2006, 03:55
We would like 100 million books, as part of our International History curriculum. Also, what a sorrowful history, like our civil war or Great Hell.
Dongara
02-05-2006, 04:02
We require nations wishing a copy to provide us the manufacturing costs. We are here to provide information, not too make a profit.
Kubra
02-05-2006, 04:17
We require nations wishing a copy to provide us the manufacturing costs. We are here to provide information, not too make a profit. Of course, of course. Just name your price.
Maraque
02-05-2006, 04:21
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The Secular Kingdom of Maraque Education Ministry

Name the price of manufacturing and we will wire the money ASAP.

Sincerely,
Secular Kingdom of Maraque Education Minister
Kubra
02-05-2006, 04:31
We require nations wishing a copy to provide us the manufacturing costs. We are here to provide information, not too make a profit. Of course, of course. Just name your price.
Dongara
02-05-2006, 04:42
We wish 3 U.S. dollars for each book.
Maraque
02-05-2006, 04:45
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Message from the Secular Kingdom of Maraque Education Ministry

The sum of $2.1 billion USD has been wired.

Sincerely,
Secular Kingdom of Maraque Education Minister
Kubra
02-05-2006, 04:46
Sounds fair, 30 million dollars USD has been wired to your government account.
Dongara
02-05-2006, 04:57
The requested books are being delivered.
Pythogria
02-05-2006, 13:40
We wish 3 U.S. dollars for each book.

Paid.