NationStates Jolt Archive


Risia Profit Corporation Go!

The Horde Of Doom
02-05-2006, 02:44
What is Risia Profit Corp?
Why, the perfect thing for small nations!

What Risia does is create consumer goods that will get your people spending! 30% of all profits will go directly to the national government, ensuring a healthy economy. This allows for an added bonus of allowing a nation's economy to focus more on industry and technology, pushing the country even higher!

But what products does Risia Profit Coperation offer?
Why, the best of course!
-Lucky Fun Sport Tasty Fortune Latex Go-Ball
-Acidic Fizzing Sexy Good Lime Drink
-Motorized Super-Sexy Chopping Go Blade Grassy Yard Repurposer
-Fresh Smell Fancy Duty Joy Scrub Shower Cleanser
-Risia Profit Frosted Happy Morning Super Crunchy Action Go! Food Time Breakfast Go!

And much, much more!

So if your a small country, just sign up to have the coperation set up in your country, so that our founder's motto can be fufilled: "CONSUME!"
The Horde Of Doom
02-05-2006, 02:55
*Super Happy Fun Time Bump Hiya!*
The Horde Of Doom
02-05-2006, 03:10
*Bumperino*
Crakkaland
03-05-2006, 00:31
Crakkaland welcomes your business.

OOC:it will at least get their mind off the lack of healthcare/welfare. methinks they are going crazy :headbang: Consume, bitches, consume!
The Horde Of Doom
03-05-2006, 02:41
Risia Profit Coperation thanks you for your bussiness!