NationStates Jolt Archive

"Newsflash!!!

Yes, that tyranical, insane, poodle eating annoyance is Back!!!!!!!!

For those of you who remember the Holy Empire of Mad Poodle Eating Dave BEWARE!! MAd Dave has returned, and he... he... is going to.... um EAT THE WHOLE WORLD!!!!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA..."

Calmly, the Foreign Minister reached over his lords shoulder and plucked the microphone out of his hand.

"Now Dave, I think you should take your medicine and go to bed."

"But I'm going to eat world" Dave complained, already popping back his sleeping pills.

"Well, you can do that in the morning at breakfast, okay?"

"Fine" The Foreign Minister watched the tall lanky thirty-year old wander off to bed. The escape from Empire had been... difficult and many lives had been lost. However... they had survived, and the Foreign Minister longed for conquest!!

(OCC: I'm back, but you have undoubtedly all forgotten me!)

The Pythogrian Empire laughs.

OOC: I might remember you, though my mind hurts.

*falls to ground and bows* we are not worthy of your maddness!!

God help us! I don't even know who your are but yet I still trmble in fear.

You'd do well to fear me! And pudding! And...and... flamingo's! They're pink. That's just wrong. And EVIL!

You'd do well to fear me! And pudding! And...and... flamingo's! They're pink. That's just wrong. And EVIL!

The Sub-Supreme General is laughing so hard this is the Chief Advisor typing.

OOC: This is the greatest thing since Mr. Wiggles!

OOC: This is the greatest thing since Mr. Wiggles!

OOC: No. Mr. Wiggles is outclassed.

The Foreign Minister looked down with puzzlement clearly shown on his face.

"Orderly, what is his Lordship doing?"
"He is eating dirt, sir."
"Yes, I was afraid of that." The object of his gaze was His Imperial Majesty, Emperor "Mad" Dave Caligua. His majesty was currently shoveling handfulls of dirt into his mouth. Glacing up, his eyes fell on the Foreign Minister.

"ED!" Dave cried out with joy!

"Your Majesty", said the Foreign Minister, whose name was Paul. "Why are you doing this?"

"I'm eating the world, like you told me to." said Dave

"Ah, yes, do.. uh do you remeber that little talk we had last week?"

"The one about Good Touch, Bad Touch?" Dave asked, swallowing a new mouthfull.

"Hmm, ah, hmm... no." The Foreign Minister sighed. It was going to be one of those days.

OOC AHahahahahah!!!! My name is Ed!

We must prepare...The superbrick!!!

OOC: Ok, that last post soldified it...this IS better than Mr. Wiggles!

The Foreign Minister sat down awkwardly on the ground. "Remeber that poem I wrote for you the other day?" Dave nodded. "Good now how does it go?" Dave muttered incoherently. "Dave?... Fine.

If it's on a plate
Eat it straight
If it's brown.....?"

Dave spat the dirt out of his mouth. "If it's brown, put it down."

"Very good! Now why don't you go have your breakfast? The Gelth Ambassador is coming around noon."

"Can I have chocolate spaghetti?"

"Ummmm... only if your good."

The Foreign Minister sat worriedly outside of his Lordships office. The meeting with the Gelth ambassador had been going on for three hours now, and he had received mixed reports about whether or not Dave had received his medication. Suddenly, the briefing room door opened, and the Gelth ambassador swept into the room. He was grinning. It wasn't a good sign.

"Ah, Philippe" The ambassador greeted him.

"It's Paul" The Foreign Minister said shortly. 'What were you doing in there?"

"We were working out a trade agreement."

"What?" The Foreign Minister's eyes darted over to the Chancellor of Exchequer, leaning against the wall, wheezing. "What happened Greg?" The Chancellor's eyes darted around, completely unfocussed.

"It was horrible" the Chancellor said hoarsely "We lost millions in resources" With a horrible cry, the Foreign Minister rushed into the room. He stared Dave.

'Tens of millions of dollars' he thought sadly 'in exchange for a Hello Kitty doll."

OCC: Goodnight All

The Pythogrians built a permanent spy sattellite over MAd Dave to observe the action on live, recorded video.

To All Nations

For $10 Billion, I'll give you live video of Mad Dave.

DSC gets the pirated stuff!

Dave woke in the middle of the night. With a loud scream he cried out

"BUMP"

OOC: I seem to remember you at some point in the distant past... anyway, thanks for giving me the best laugh of the week thus far outside Gervase Phinn.