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The government of Wilhelmsborough is interested in obtaining several animals for the purpose of breeding. The following is a list of creatures we are interested in purchasing.

Snakes

Black Mambas
Brown Snakes
Bushmasters
Coastal Taipans
Common Kraits
Death Adders
Fierce Snakes (Inland Taipan)
Philippine Cobras
Russell's Vipers
Yellow-jawed tommygoffs

Centipedes

Amazonian Giant Centipedes

Bees

Africanized Honey Bees

Spiders

Australasian funnel-web spider
Brazilian wandering spider
6-eyed sand spider



Name your price and we'll pay it.

Unfortunately we are unable to provide you with the said species. We are not as lucky as some in our diversity of animals. The Czar, however, is curious to find out what you hope to gain from "breeding" them.

The Secular Kingdom is willing to sell you Black Mambas at a price of $200 each.

My bet is hes gonna use them for torture or to fill traps with them :cool:

We can give you a total of 15 Black Mambas and Brown Snakes. But why?

We're building a replica of an Egyptian pyramid. We need these snakes and centipedes, bees and spiders for the pit traps.

By the way, I forgot to mention that if you're selling Africanized Honey bees, make sure you sell plenty of Queens.

We can sell you an unlimited ammount of all the above species by method of cloning.

Shipping of course can be done in bulk and we can set aside one flight to transport the said animals in proper temperature units.

List the numbers of each you require and we can provide you with them.

If by chance there are any specific traits you would like be sure to tell us and we can pick from the proper sample. Total cost can be calculated. We are assuming around 5$ million would cover a modest ammount of each species but cloning and setting up a hatchery will take approximately 1 year, and if size etc.. is a consideration it would take longer but we can shorten the telomere chain to cause the animal to age at a faster rate.

With more details we can give an exact response.

We can sell you an unlimited ammount of all the above species by method of cloning.

Shipping of course can be done in bulk and we can set aside one flight to transport the said animals in proper temperature units.

List the numbers of each you require and we can provide you with them.

If by chance there are any specific traits you would like be sure to tell us and we can pick from the proper sample. Total cost can be calculated. We are assuming around 5$ million would cover a modest ammount of each species but cloning and setting up a hatchery will take approximately 1 year, and if size etc.. is a consideration it would take longer but we can shorten the telomere chain to cause the animal to age at a faster rate.

With more details we can give an exact response.

I will need 1000 of each animal, 500 of which must be male, and the other 500 must be female. In the case of the Africanized Honey Bees, I ask that you provide 1000 Queens, as well as a suitable number of workers, soldiers, and drones for each.

Please make sure that their venom is at its deadliest. I'm talking about the kind of venom that kills its victims within 30 minutes.

And do make sure that these animals are aggressive. They must show no fear in the face of danger, or man, though the two are synonomous.

At that I ask of you is to name your price.

Based upon cloning and breeding and raising/dietary costs we have calculated that the 5 million should be adequette to cover the costs. You can keep the shipping containers/habitats as well which are heated, for best fitness however they may require proper nutrition and environment, heating etc.. If you need help designing the pyramid to be an ideal habitation to their health we are experts in underground and 'terrace' pyramid consturction. The first breeding generation is 'engineered'. The insects are 'bulk' birthed' so to the spiders, the snakes however will be cloned entirely due to maturation period being around 3 years. our pricing is around $3000 / cloned snake, the bulk of the costs, also shipping is problamatic and they will need a large living area then the shipping container.

1,000 coastal taipans for $30!

If you need any monkeys to swing in the palm trees, we have any breed you would be interested in. They also would make good pets for your 'Pharoahs'.

Based upon cloning and breeding and raising/dietary costs we have calculated that the 5 million should be adequette to cover the costs. You can keep the shipping containers/habitats as well which are heated, for best fitness however they may require proper nutrition and environment, heating etc.. If you need help designing the pyramid to be an ideal habitation to their health we are experts in underground and 'terrace' pyramid consturction. The first breeding generation is 'engineered'. The insects are 'bulk' birthed' so to the spiders, the snakes however will be cloned entirely due to maturation period being around 3 years. our pricing is around $3000 / cloned snake, the bulk of the costs, also shipping is problamatic and they will need a large living area then the shipping container.

The Principality is willing to pay $2 Billion Dollars for everything which may be required, including cloning, shipping containers, food, etc. The only thing that I ask is that the clones are capable of breeding.

Please have the animals ready soon.

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Come on, do you accept the deal, or do you want more money?