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EONOPOLIS CENTRAL NEWS AGENCY:

In an effort to rid the world of the 'Homosexual Agenda' the Dear Leader General Dante Spano today declared war on the nation of Zygoty.

The nation of Zygoty began the conflict by entering the region of Eonopolis (Eonopolis the Beautiful), and saying to General Spano that he was, "gay and proud."

The nation of Zygoty has no standing army, and the Eonopolitan forces has no trouble quickly captuirng and occupying the small nation.

EONOPOLIS CENTRAL NEWS AGENCY:

In an effort to rid the world of the 'Homosexual Agenda' the Dear Leader General Dante Spano today declared war on the nation of Zygoty.

The nation of Zygoty began the conflict by entering the region of Eonopolis (Eonopolis the Beautiful), and saying to General Spano that he was, "gay and proud."

The nation of Zygoty has no standing army, and the Eonopolitan forces has no trouble quickly captuirng and occupying the small nation.

Eonopolis, leave now or you wil lbe punished. Two Imperial Fleets stand ready to liberate Zygoty.

Zygoty is now a full-fledged province of Eonopolis with special autonomy staus. A plebscite will soon be held to determine wheter they want to stay with Eonopolis or not.

Consider this democracy in the best form.

Sincerely,
The Dear Leader General Dante Spano

Zygoty is now a full-fledged province of Eonopolis with special autonomy staus. A plebscite will soon be held to determine wheter they want to stay with Eonopolis or not.

Consider this democracy in the best form.

Sincerely,
The Dear Leader General Dante Spano

Eonopolis, I am losing my patience. Leave them. Now.

--Sub-Supreme General John Geralt

Wait for the elections, let them have a chance to decide.

Sincerely,
The Dear and Eternal Leader General Dante Spano

Our military also stands ready to assist in the Liberation, Pythogria, we stand by you as allies against this evil

Wait for the elections, let them have a chance to decide.

Sincerely,
The Dear and Eternal Leader General Dante Spano

No. Leave, NOW.

And TFS, we thank you for your support against this Nazi freak.

Our forces will not wait, it is clear that this Facist cannot be reasoned with, our forces are beginning the Liberation as we speak, 3 Battalions of Infantry supported by 2 Armoured Divisions, the full power of our Air Force shall also be used against Facist Military Targets

We are not Nazis, or fascists. Merely proud Spanoists are we all! Standing high and mighty against all weak, feeble, immoral nations such as your own.

Zygoty will have a chance to decide for itself, let her wish be the order of the day.

Sincerely,
The Dear Leader of Eonopolis AND ZYGOTY General Dante Spano

Our forces will not wait, it is clear that this Facist cannot be reasoned with, our forces are beginning the Liberation as we speak, 3 Battalions of Infantry supported by 2 Armoured Divisions, the full power of our Air Force shall also be used against Facist Military Targets

Pythogrian fleets will follow.

We are not Nazis, or fascists. Merely proud Spanoists are we all! Standing high and mighty against all weak, feeble, immoral nations such as your own.

Zygoty will have a chance to decide for itself, let her wish be the order of the day.

Sincerely,
The Dear Leader of Eonopolis AND ZYGOTY General Dante Spano

Let you burn in Derel. Relinquish control of them. Our fleets are off Zygotyian coast.

Whatever, do what you must.

Sincerely,
The Dear and Eternal Leader General Dante Spano

Our Forces stand poised to attack Facist Forces with the Zygotyian capital, if you do not withdraw, your army will be crushed

Whatever, do what you must.

Sincerely,
The Dear and Eternal Leader General Dante Spano

Good.

---Zygoty---

Pythogrian troops landed and began to set up a democratic government.

Our Forces stand poised to attack Facist Forces with the Zygotyian capital, if you do not withdraw, your army will be crushed

He's withdrawn.

We'll be back, and next time we won't tell the international community.

Sincerely,
The Dear and Eternal Leader General Dante Spano

My forces shall assist you against Pythogria.

Excellent, our main forces will withdraw immediately, we will keep 1,000 troops stationed outside of the capital for 1 week, to make sure of a smooth transition back to fair and free elections, then they will also withdraw.

My forces shall assist you against Pythogria.

Listen, if you don't stay away from this, I have 3,500 ICBMs loaded with fuel air bombs pointed at you.

Pythogria is one of the most bully-like, pitiful nations I have ever witnessed in my long career as world leader.

Sincerely,
The Dear and Eternal Leader General Dante Spano

Pythogria is one of the most bully-like, pitiful nations I have ever witnessed in my long career as world leader.

Sincerely,
The Dear and Eternal Leader General Dante Spano

And I care... why?

Any help we can get to fight the real fascist imperial hounds would be welcomes.

Thank you.

Sincerely,
The Dear Leader General Dante Spano

Any help we can get to fight the real fascist imperial hounds would be welcomes.

Thank you.

Sincerely,
The Dear Leader General Dante Spano

Do you even know what fascist means? You call us a commie and a fascist on the same day? You do realize Communism and Fascism are complete opposites.

Pythogria is one of the most bully-like, pitiful nations I have ever witnessed in my long career as world leader.

Sincerely,
The Dear and Eternal Leader General Dante Spano

I agree. I find his nation most annoying. Maybe I should destroy it...

Security Guard Bob Powers, 8th Street Shopping Center, Sarajen plaza, Webster, Willink.

I agree. I find his nation most annoying. Maybe I should destroy it...

Security Guard Bob Powers, 8th Street Shopping Center, Sarajen plaza, Webster, Willink.


Yo ucannot seriouslyt say that you support Spano, can you?

OOC: Yes, he can:)

OOC: Yes, he can:)

OOC: Well, he can't say it and be sober. (Lol)

But nice RPing idea you had here. Good job.

The Dragon Fief of Roubus and its ally/merchant commonwealth, the Gemstone Conglomerate declare war on the Tilean Free States and Zygoty.
15 Regiments of troops are being deployed to assist Eonopolis. Along with 7 Prospector Battalions from the Conglomerate and 17Drk-93 Drakor Gunships.

Pythagoria is an ally of mine i will step in if neccessary to stop the evil being threatened. With all my 10,000 strong nuclear arsenal ( Yes i have more nukes than tanks ).:sniper: :mp5:

Pythagoria is an ally of mine i will step in if neccessary to stop the evil being threatened. With all my 10,000 strong nuclear arsenal ( Yes i have more nukes than tanks ).:sniper: :mp5:

OOC: No, you can't have that many. 2,000? Yes. 10,000? No, sorry. Unless your economy is really really good.

The Dragon Fief of Roubus and its ally/merchant commonwealth, the Gemstone Conglomerate declare war on the Tilean Free States and Zygoty.
15 Regiments of troops are being deployed to assist Eonopolis. Along with 7 Prospector Battalions from the Conglomerate and 17Drk-93 Drakor Gunships.

We give you one hour to withdraw or be punished.

lol it is well no it isnt but i borrow from my region mates who as i am region creator and delagte bow to my will!

lol it is well no it isnt but i borrow from my region mates who as i am region creator and delagte bow to my will!

Borrowed? OK then.

10 minutes to announce your intent to withdraw or my region 'Ninja and Communist Facists' opens fire upon you.

OOC: I want to see how this effects Pythogria-Roubus relations in the Makoki thread.

And so we shall meet in battle...
:mp5: :mp5: :mp5:
:mp5: :mp5:
Gnrl Spano, your orders, please.

And so we shall meet in battle...
:mp5: :mp5: :mp5:
:mp5: :mp5:
Gnrl Spano, your orders, please.

Well then...

---Roubus Troops---

10 fuel air bomb ICBMs came from the sky and exploded.

arm 20 nukes and direct using our new state of the art space agency lock onto the btards. :sniper:

Pythagoria is an ally of mine i will step in if neccessary to stop the evil being threatened. With all my 10,000 strong nuclear arsenal ( Yes i have more nukes than tanks ).:sniper: :mp5:


OOC: Wow. Someone just scored an ignore without even trying. Good job, there. Not even a month old, and you have 10K nukes, where most people struggle to have one at that age. I doubt Pythogria wants your misspelled help.

IC: This situation seems to have resolved itself. Eonopolis, we're not actually going to do anything to you, but these wanton invasions are getting annoying. If you continue, we may aid Pythogria when he inevitably invades you to remove your ruler, and empower a democratic government.

arm 20 nukes and direct using our new state of the art space agency lock onto the btards. :sniper:

Pythogria must ask nukes be kept a last resort.

later that second ... Muftwafan News Agency

'Ten of the greatest (well for their nation anyways) cities of the stupid nation were destroyed today following disruption in the Middle East'.

later that second ... Muftwafan News Agency

'Ten of the greatest (well for their nation anyways) cities of the stupid nation were destroyed today following disruption in the Middle East'.

Godmod. I'm sorry, I will not accept that. Ignored, no offense intended.

Every single member of the Amazonian Dominion laughed hilariously when they saw the events unfolding in Eonopolis. One more reason why the Pure Amazonians were smarter than the average community...

lol none taken i love to godmod and dont u think that urs was too? 10 icbms exploded?

This war ends now.

Eonopolis, accept that you cannot defeat the combined forces of your enemies, I offer my nation as a go between for a diplomtic end to this war

lol none taken i love to godmod and dont u think that urs was too? 10 icbms exploded?

I have lots of ICBMs. I can launch more than 10- at once. But you simply couldn't maintain nukes.

This war ends now.

Eonopolis, accept that you cannot defeat the combined forces of your enemies, I offer my nation as a go between for a diplomtic end to this war

Never! eonopolis is a free nation and is entitled to its freedom, it will be protected if it joins the UN! If it chooses to do so i for one will support it!

I have lots of ICBMs. I can launch more than 10- at once. But you simply couldn't maintain nukes.

P.S icbms often contain nukes and are rarely used for this consequence, the russians for instance do not have one icbm that they would use for any other purpose but to house nukes in.

Rotten Bacon has chosen to withdraw from the deals with Ftagn and move to aid Pythogria in the event of violent negtiations. Atlantice has moved it'self in the direction of Zygoty to assist the liberators if nessessary

Commander Cody of the Rotten bacon Millatary

P.S icbms often contain nukes and are rarely used for this consequence, the russians for instance do not have one icbm that they would use for any other purpose but to house nukes in.

Well, my ICBMs are different. Most are fuel air bomb. Others are nuclear.

3 Battalions from the GC's Prospectors Corps have entrenched themselves and begin attacking any Zygotyan militia forces :sniper:
:mp5: :mp5:
While Roubisian Hussars begin attacking at a Taelin base.00C:Spano, arent you gonna help? Or you nation starting with "W" gonna help aswell?

3 Battalions from the GC's Prospectors Corps have entrenched themselves and begin attacking any Zygotyan militia forces :sniper:
:mp5: :mp5:
While Roubisian Hussars begin attacking at a Taelin base.00C:Spano, arent you gonna help? Or you nation starting with "W" gonna help aswell?

OOC: I hit you with ICBMs. RP losses, please.

The UCTFS withdraws all forces

We no longer have any interest in dealing with ignorance

The UCTFS withdraws all forces

We no longer have any interest in dealing with ignorance

What?

yeah plus my equivilent to MI6 has an informer in there and they say that you lost over a quarter of your men! how did u repopulate so quickly?

The Muftwafa has had enough of the ignorance of RP in this and has lef to start another war somewhere distant.

What are you all talking about?

OOC: i just want make sure that if i want to help Pythogria then i am defending Zygoty i don't want to do anything stupid.

IC: Commander Gree with 32,750,000(correct me if that number is wrong i have a system and i have my soldires in a in four groups. so if i am wrong TELL ME) troops towards the battle line.

OOC: Well, he can't say it and be sober. (Lol)

But nice RPing idea you had here. Good job.
OOC: thanks, lol

As an elder stateman, Uncle Noel would like to ask


What the devil is going on? I do hope that this thread hasn't descended into 'ignore' and such. Uncle Noel suggests the following:

1) No one nuked each other. As often occurs in real-life, nations often ignite nuclear war over relatively minor issues, such as between India and Pakistan. Wait, no!
2) Pythogria: Do not meddle in affairs of other.
Muftwafa: We were all small once, accept this. Don't send 40,000 nukes/elves/jellyfish warriors into battle.

Other than that, keep up the good work.

As an elder stateman, Uncle Noel would like to ask


What the devil is going on? I do hope that this thread hasn't descended into 'ignore' and such. Uncle Noel suggests the following:

1) No one nuked each other. As often occurs in real-life, nations often ignite nuclear war over relatively minor issues, such as between India and Pakistan. Wait, no!
2) Pythogria: Do not meddle in affairs of other.
Muftwafa: We were all small once, accept this. Don't send 40,000 nukes/elves/jellyfish warriors into battle.

Other than that, keep up the good work.

Really, it is my duty to try and makre this world a bit fairer.

Eonopolis, while Uncle Noel may utterly disagree with your actions, he realises that far too many so-called 'democratic' nations are infering in matters which do not concern them. First this, then what? Uncle Noel will not be bullied by capitalist lackeys and self-righteous foreigners, and will not allow smaller nations to be bullied either.

Eonopolis, while Uncle Noel may utterly disagree with your actions, he realises that far too many so-called 'democratic' nations are infering in matters which do not concern them. First this, then what? Uncle Noel will not be bullied by capitalist lackeys and self-righteous foreigners, and will not allow smaller nations to be bullied either.

How is law bullying?

They are saying you lost! Now cede all of Zygoty to me (I did all of the victorious combat)and maybe one of your colony islands.

They are saying you lost! Now cede all of Zygoty to me (I did all of the victorious combat)and maybe one of your colony islands.

Pfft!

I never lost.

And I am giving NO territory.

Really, it is my duty to try and makre this world a bit fairer.

Undoubtedly true, but no-one likes a snitch.

Undoubtedly true, but no-one likes a snitch.

Of course not. But when he expels everyone who doesn't worship him, and discriminates against homosexuals and females, then isn't that justification for action? We tried diplomacy.

OOC: Seriously, this is why I just don't get involved in stupid conflicts like this...because this is what happens.

OOC: Seriously, this is why I just don't get involved in stupid conflicts like this...because this is what happens.

OOC: Well, I'll remember next time. Only get involved where needed.

is the war over just like that really did i miss every thing? someone answer me so i do not wast time

How is law bullying?


YOUR version of the law my lad, not his. He did offer some form of democratic process, which I considered generous on his part. You could have waited, seen what the result of the elections were, and then acting according.

Uncle Noel would not have been so kindly, and you would do well to keep this mind.

OOC: I would like to add that I'm RPing a grumphy nation, and that I'm playing Devil's advocate for that reason.

is the war over just like that really did i miss every thing? someone answer me so i do not wast time

OOC: This thread is done. Go to the thread in the NationStates section of the forum if yo ustill want to fight him-- and NO GODMODDING.

Pfft!

I never lost.

And I am giving NO territory. Wel then wat was with the sudden withdrawl of your allies? Sounds like defeat.

YOUR version of the land my lad, not his. He did offer some form of democratic process, which I considered generous on his part. You could have waited, seen what the result of the elections were, and then acting according.

Uncle Noel would not have been so kindly, and you would do well to keep this mind.

OOC: I would like to add that I'm RPing a grumphy nation, and that I'm playing Devil's advocate for that reason.

Very well, we wil lremember this next time. We have added it to our doctrine.

Zygoty has been transferred to Roubustian control.

Sincerely,
The Dear and Eternal Leader General Dante Spano

Wel then wat was with the sudden withdrawl of your allies? Sounds like defeat.

Then what was with the fact our forces NEVER MET? What was with the fact I LAUNCHED ICBMS AT YOU AND YO UNEVER REPLIED? What is with the fact I AM RETCONNING THIS THREAD?

(Oh, retcon means this never happened.)

Very well, we wil lremember this next time. We have added it to our doctrine.


Your doctrine indeed? Well you should be mindful that we shall watch you Pythogria, we shall watch you very, very closely.

OOC: DAMMIT, guys! Why do you have to be so hasty? Eonopolis didn't have to withdraw anywehere should I've been here quickly enough... But now the whole thing is over, before Madestan could say anything. And Pythgoria was, as always, having fun with his role of Super Mega Power.

God that nuclear attack of yours was cheap. So stupid and ignorant I'd almost call it goddmodding....

"---Roubus Troops---

10 fuel air bomb ICBMs came from the sky and exploded."

Possiblythe shittiest attempt of RP'ing ever.
Sure, n00bs do this, but you aren't usually thought as one... or is it so that you feel like making yourself look ridiculous doesn't do any harm to your reputation when you do it only with small and unknown nations like these here?

Now, before I answer IC:ly, I must ask once more are you really going to continue like that incredibly stupid nuclear attack took place, or is it to be taken as sarcasm, joking or something?


EDIT: Saw the Retconned-thingy, very well. I hoped something like this.

OOC: DAMMIT, guys! Why do you have to be so hasty? Eonopolis didn't have to withdraw anywehere should I've been here quickly enough... But now the whole thing is over, before Madestan could say anything. And Pythgoria was, as always, having fun with his role of Super Mega Power.

God that nuclear attack of yours was cheap. So stupid and ignorant I'd almost call it goddmodding....

"---Roubus Troops---

10 fuel air bomb ICBMs came from the sky and exploded."

Possiblythe shittiest attempt of RP'ing ever.
Sure, n00bs do this, but you aren't usually thought as one... or is it so that you feel like making yourself look ridiculous doesn't do any harm to your reputation when you do it only with small and unknown nations like these here?

Now, before I answer IC:ly, I must ask once more are you really going to continue like that incredibly stupid nuclear attack took place, or is it to be taken as sarcasm, joking or something?


OOC: Here, I was never here, OK?

OOC: Here, I was never here, OK?

OOC: Glad to hear that.

Is Zygoty a real nation?

Is Zygoty a real nation?

OOC: Yes, look it up

Zygoty is now a proud territory of Roubus!

OOC: Yes, look it up
I mean that you didnt make.

OOC; Not my land..