NationStates Jolt Archive

The terrorist government that has been awakened in The German One has been dormant for some time and must re-arm.

It is late at night and all of the good citizens are at home preparing snacks and sitting down for some late night TV before they either trot to bed or get lazy and just fall asleep on the couch. It is in the middle of a news article about the local Second Annual Cat Show's success when all of the screens flicker. Every screen is now filled with the foreboding image of a man sitting in a black robe at a desk with some papers in his hand. After a quick introduction, the man is recognized as Adolf Trager, the leader of the terrorist government of The German One. After a very demanding clearing of his throat, he speaks:

Trager: Fighting comes at a price. Honor comes at its expenses. War is not without expenditures. We are in need of arms. We are in need of chemical agents, biological weapons, and nuclear weapons. It is understood that there are penalties in the world market for dealing with terrorists, but I assure you that we will pay well.

Emphasis is put on these last sentences as two large suitcases are placed on either side of him and opened. Inside each case is an extremely large pile of money.

Trager: Proper security measures will be taken to protect the transactions as you deal with us. We are prepared to pay larger fees than most in order to encourage you to deal with terrorists. Along with all purchases comes our word to not use these weapons against your nation. You may contact me...

The rest of the message includes contact information with the leadership of The German One, but everyone gets the impression that this information is only for a temporary contact not related to the actual location of The German One's terrorism enclave...

OOC: post offers here or links to storefronts

Kriegzimmer would like to invite you to look through our storefront for a selection of great armaments. We gaurantee that it will not be a waste of your time. You can find our catalogue here (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=409787).

Eh, sorry, but its not quite what we are looking for. We are a terrorist organization that uses dirty bombs and chemical warfare, not an organized infantry unit or an armored unit

*a tartterd man comes in with a letter.*

Sirs: We can offer five crates of M17-3 assult rifles, two viles of Plague Alpha. If you help our leader and his family escape COlorado and Texas.
*the old man stands there waiting*

Eh, sorry, but its not quite what we are looking for. We are a terrorist organization that uses dirty bombs and chemical warfare, not an organized infantry unit or an armored unit

[OOC: That's what happens when you refuse to read the entire post out of lazyness. Well, I would have thought that the recoiless rifle would have been a good choice - a la Chechnya and insurgent. Oh well. :) ]

--SECRET IC--

To: Adolf Trager
From: Mr. White, foreign affairs officer
Subject: Weapons of Mass Destruction
Message: Our government is willing to offer you nuclear, chemical, and biological weapons supplied from our military surplus storefront. Anything you require can be delivered. We can offer you weapons, vehicles and your weapons of mass destruction.

Good day,
Mr. White

TO: Mr. Adolf Trager
FROM: Jason Terrerea
SUBJECT: Sales Pitch

Mr. Trager,

Greetings from Pale Rider Arms! As one of the foremost suppliers of chemical and biological weapons in the world, Pale Rider Arms would be glad to take this opportunity to increase our sales. We can supply you with a wide variety of these products, as well as a variety of other products, from top-of-the-line small arms to some of the best ballistic protection on the market. You can visit our online catalogue here (http://s6.invisionfree.com/International_Mall/index.php?showforum=156), and place your orders there, or e-mail me at this address. We hope to see you soon!

Yours,
Jason Terrerea
PRA Sales Team

Why start a force from scratch when you can hire professionals? A Roubisian Merc company is always ready to fight for cash. Please re-ply for further choices.

Why start a force from scratch when you can hire professionals? A Roubisian Merc company is always ready to fight for cash. Please re-ply for further choices.

---Secret---

"Penny, watch these clowns. First they try to attack an ally, and now they sell to terrorists. Actually, I want Kabalts launched at the ships with mercs."

"Yes, sir!"

Message courtesy of Kurbanai postal service.

Kubra has no nukes or any other WMD's. We would normally try to persuade you not to use such weapons, but we see it is hopeless to deal with terrorists. Luckily for us if oyu DO try and nuke us, we can always retreat to our undergorund tunnel systems! We haven't only been doing our tunnel project in Arterus, you know!

Anonymous Message to The German One
From: XXXXX
Via: EFC-9786
Encrypt: Public
Decrypt:XXXXXXXX

I represent a party interested in the unique opportunities that come from supporting and supplying an organisation such as yours. We have access to facilities and equipment that would be perfect for your particular needs.
If youa re interested in a deal, please respond to this address using the attached encryption key

<Encryption Key>

It took some time for the computer to dial in. The encryption process was long and arduous – even with the terrorists having been slipped the key on a street level hand off. This desire for absolute secrecy was the price for dealing with the secret police though.

Message

We are willing to provide you with a number of assault rifles as well as side arms. This is however secondary to the impetus of our contact. We are prepared to offer you eighteen bacteriological specimens of weapons grade, as well as three suit case nukes.

The bacteriological weapons are not invasion scale – but we are willing to include three vials which will bring a city and its water table to its knees. You will forgive us for not being specific but we assure you that the ‘merchandise’ is good. These three vials need only be introduced into the reservoir of a city. The bacteria requires some time to build to harmful levels – but in a reservoir it will have that time. It will take approximately three weeks from introduction into the water system for symptoms to begin. Supposing a perfect incubation the vial can be expected to infect 78-85% of the population using the water system. Of those inflicted the mortality rate is in the area of 35%. Tactical estimates suggest that on the first appearance of the bacteria a well developed nation might be able to lower the mortality rate to 25%. Immunizations to the bacteria are easily synthesized supposing that a sample could be obtained. These are however tactical details which you who use the weapon need to consider.

Symptoms of the bacteria are a weakening of the walls along the entire lower GI tract. This can result in malnutrition, diarrhea, internal bleeding, kidney damage, kidney failure, still births, birth defects, death, rectal bleeding, and vitamin deficiencies.

The other fifteen vials are larger – though less potent. They are anthrax variants which are designed to interfere with currently available treatment options. The strains are airborne if released. They are not however powerful enough for open air operations. Enclosed spaces – like subways – were the designed targets. For a complete list of symptoms I refer you to a quick internet search.

Lastly the suitcase nukes. Fission activated fusion based explosives these cases look to be nothing more than a large briefcase; the handle of which acts like a dead man’s hammer. As soon as body heat, pressure, and a pulse are removed from the handle the bomb goes off. It weighs about 45lbs and will create a 250kT explosion.

We expect an opening of $250 million. This will show us that you are truly serious – and from there we can begin our trading relationship. (The $250 million will get you all the above as well as open our armories for more trades later. If this is to be a one time transaction we can sell you the merchandise for considerably less.)

From: Night Shift - ngtshft998@hotmail.com
To: <xxxxxxx@xxxxxxxx.xxx>
Subject: Marriage
Attachments: Marriage001.jpg
Marriage002.jpg
Marriage003.jpg
Marriage004.jpg
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Here are the marriage pics you requested me.
=)

John

<DECRYPTED AFTER IP CONFIRMATION>
Good day gentlemen.
The organization for which i work for have recently received your request for biological and nuclear weapons. We have an interesting offer to make. We don't offer you a virus, bactery or nuclear weapon. Instead, our company have recently managed to genetically modify a species of locusts. These locusts have became immune to all known pesticides and eat any kinds of vegetables from grass to corn to rice. They also happen to breed very fast. A single female can give birth to anything up to 10 locusts a month. It may seen little but what if you have several females? 1000 of them can give birth to 10000 locusts in a single month. Can you imagine the kind of damage these bugs can do to a nation?
Right now, there are 500 males and 2000 females that can be sold to you at the very modest price of 10 million USD. These especimens are currently stored in a cryogenic facility to reduce costs. We are willing to provide both the especimens and the cryogenic units for vacuum storage.
We will be waiting for your reply. Please use the attached encryption key to encrypt your message, it is wrapped on the Marriage001.jpg file.

The Red Tide Goverment and Tech-Com Corporation never recieved the message... why would they? Everything they would do would be to PREVENT those weapons from being deployed. However, there were those with more ulterior motives who had no such... restraints, those who were out for a profit and would sell to anyone. They were known as the Red Tide Mafia.

TOP SECRET MESSAGE FROM UNKNOWN SOURCE TO THE GERMAN ONE GOVERMENT
"You say you need nukes? Chemicals? Bacteria and Viruses? Well, we have avaible in limited numbers boosted plutonium fission bombs with a nominal yield of sixty(60) kilitons... or sixty thousand tons of TNT. They are capable of being delivered by Short Ranged Ballistic Missile... BUT! They are only for sale to TRUSTED customers."
End Message