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The Democratic Republic of Kergestan, under our Glorious Leader Comrade Lee Yonjae, have announced that we have successfully tested a 5 kiloton fission nuclear device. We have currently produced twenty bombs, which we have fitted into suitcases for easy storage (we don't quite yet have the technology to put them into warheads, but we're getting there, rest assured). All twenty are on sale to the international market.

http://www.nationalterroralert.com/images/nuclear_suitcase_bomb_nuke.gif

Price: 10 million USD

WE DO NOT ASK FOR BACKGROUND CHECKS! ANYONE MAY BUY THESE, INCLUDING NON-GOVERNMENTAL GROUPS!

For an extra 10 million, one of our special operations forces will infultrate the country of your choice and explode the bomb anywhere!

Be warned, if anyone tries to attack us, we are developing weapons to fit on our Scud missiles, and we will destroy you.

All hail the Glorious Leader Comrade Lee!

OFFICIAL RESPONSE OF THE WILLINKIAN PARLIMENT


Willink has considered the offer, and has decided to buy all of them, simply for the purpose of not allowing any extreamists to aquire them. Have a Nice Day.

Kergestan thanks Willink for its purchase. We will deliver the weapons immidiately.

And use the profits to finance the construction of more weapons. Currently another batch of twenty are under construction, plus the twelve we've saved for ourselves. Our development of a warhead for the Scud missiles is still going well, also, thanks to Willink's money.

I must demand that you stop this utter nonsense.

1 you joined TODAY so how are you gonna get nukes?
2 development costs would be bigger than you entire budget.

UNSC Purchase Department Statement

The UNSC purchase department wishes to buy 3 of the new warheads in production as soon as they are ready. We trust this purchase is confidential.

OOC: you are way too young to have nuclear weapons. *Smacks hand* "NO, Bad boy".

Oh and I almost forgot, You need to stop production of these immediately.

occ: i hope you know that UNSC(the one from halo) means United Nations Space command

OOC: Sorry dude, you are violating the one month rule that does not allow any nations under a month old to be able to posses, develop. Or buy nukes.

OOC: Welcome to NS. Read the stickies, have fun, blah blah blah... Also, it is illegal for a nation as young as you to have nukes, buuuut, for shits and giggles:

IC:

We demand that these weapons be taken off of the market immediately. Failure to do so will result in severe consequences.

The Kergestan government will proceed with the speedy delivery of the weapons to UNSC. Thank you for your purchase.

To the government of 1010102, we would like to inform you that while it has been a slight hardship, the development of nuclear weapons was an effort by our entire nation. We have all sacraficed to have this security. If you think it's impossible, look at our weapons.

OOC: you are way too young to have nuclear weapons. *Smacks hand* "NO, Bad boy".

Oh and I almost forgot, You need to stop production of these immediately.

[ONE: nobody's too young for nukes.
TWO: The one-month thing isn't a rule, it's what the cool kids want to be a rule! I swear to god, these player enforced 'rules' are like... Fanon! But farule!
EDIT:THREE: I didn't know, and I don't care. My nation is an alternate timeline Stargate nation. Nyah.]

Kergestan will not take any of its weapons off the market. We need the money to help our economy and we need the weapons to ensure our safety. We will not back down in the face of imperialist pressure.

-Glorious Leader Comrade Lee Yonjae

[ONE: nobody's too young for nukes.
TWO: The one-month thing isn't a rule, it's what the cool kids want to be a rule! I swear to god, these player enforced 'rules' are like... Fanon! But farule!
EDIT:THREE: I didn't know, and I don't care. My nation is an alternate timeline Stargate nation. Nyah.]

OOC: Ummm, yah you are too there buddy.

and it took the goverment of the US 3 years to make an A bomb and that was huge and as 1 real day = 1 year in NationSates you would have to be atleast 3 to even realistly have these then plus the 1 month rule you would have to 1 month and 3 days old to have these.

[ONE: nobody's too young for nukes.
TWO: The one-month thing isn't a rule, it's what the cool kids want to be a rule!]

OOC: You also joined today, so you have no say in the matter.

IC:

We at least demand that you take back your offer to set off the weapon with your own operatives, and also demand that you include background checks for the sale of this weapon. Failure to do so will result in heavy consequences.

We warn you to STOP the selling of these IMMEDIATELY.

[Hmmkay. I've been an NS player since a little before August of '04, so I should have some say, Johnny-come-lately.]

[Hmmkay. I've been an NS player since a little before August of '04, so I should have some say, Johnny-come-lately.]

what nation?(not that i would know.)

My nation is an alternate timeline Stargate nation. Nyah.
OOC:What does my nations name have to do with this.

[Hmmkay. I've been an NS player since a little before August of '04, so I should have some say, Johnny-come-lately.]

OOC: Well ya shoulda said that, since the nation you're signed in as has a pop of 5 million.

The Glorious leader made an impassionated speech today from Revolutionary Square, in Kergestan City. We will not allow the imperialist likes of Craven and the tokera to say whether or not we can defend ourselves. We will not cease selling weapons.

After the speech, dozens of T-54s were paraded in the streets, followed by a long line of well-dressed marcing soldiers with AK-47s, bayonets fixed.

The Glorious leader made an impassionated speech today from Revolutionary Square, in Kergestan City. We will not allow the imperialist likes of Craven and the tokera to say whether or not we can defend ourselves. We will not cease selling weapons.

After the speech, dozens of T-54s were paraded in the streets, followed by a long line of well-dressed marcing soldiers with AK-47s, bayonets fixed.

We warn you one last time. If you do not comply we will attack you. Conventionally, of course.

The Glorious leader made an impassionated speech today from Revolutionary Square, in Kergestan City. We will not allow the imperialist likes of Craven and the tokera to say whether or not we can defend ourselves. We will not cease selling weapons.

After the speech, dozens of T-54s were paraded in the streets, followed by a long line of well-dressed marcing soldiers with AK-47s, bayonets fixed.

i though you said you millitary was in shambles after building your nukes.

i though you said you millitary was in shambles after building your nukes.

T-54s and AK-47s IS shambles. At least compared to me...

OOC:What does my nations name have to do with this.
[Nothing, I should have made it clear I was talking about the guy who mentioned Halo.]

T-54s and AK-47s IS shambles. At least compared to me...

good point and to anyone with an abrams,

In a press confrence for the state run television, Comrade Lee said, "If we are attacked by any imperialist, capitalist power, we will respond with whatever weapons we have in our arsenal."

good point and to anyone with an abrams,

Or an XM-1...

The Glorious leader made an impassionated speech today from Revolutionary Square, in Kergestan City. We will not allow the imperialist likes of Craven and the tokera to say whether or not we can defend ourselves. We will not cease selling weapons.

After the speech, dozens of T-54s were paraded in the streets, followed by a long line of well-dressed marcing soldiers with AK-47s, bayonets fixed.

We are not saying that you cannot defend yourselves, we are saying that you cannot develop,produce,sell, or buy nuclear weapons.

This is your last warning, cease production of nuclear weapons immediately.

In a press confrence for the state run television, Comrade Lee said, "If we are attacked by any imperialist, capitalist power, we will respond with whatever weapons we have in our arsenal."

First: Learn your insults. We're half-socialist.

Second: We warn you, we will declare war if you don't stop.

In a press confrence for the state run television, Comrade Lee said, "If we are attacked by any imperialist, capitalist power, we will respond with whatever weapons we have in our arsenal."

occ:good luck in getting those nukes into my country. and i am just so scared of AK 47s. Ak-47 meet my M26 assult rifle. it fires 9mm rifle rounds at 500 rpm. good luck.

The Rogue Nation of Razat wishes to buy 3 nukes. We will also assist if the imperialist nations attepmt to interfere with your legitimate right to sell nukes.

In a press confrence for the state run television, Comrade Lee said, "If we are attacked by any imperialist, capitalist power, we will respond with whatever weapons we have in our arsenal."

First: Learn your insults. We're half-socialist.

Second: We warn you, we will declare war if you don't stop.

A ship is now en route to deliver Razat's weapons for 30 million USD. We thank you for your business.

As for the other nations, we will only cease selling weapons if we are provided with a 250 billion dollar aid package to build nuclear powerplants, rail and road systems, industries, agriculture, health an education systems, and a more modern, capable military. If this is not provided the weapons sales will continue until we have enough money to develop into an industrialized nation.

All hail the Glorious Leader!

A ship is now en route to deliver Razat's weapons for 30 million USD. We thank you for your business.

As for the other nations, we will only cease selling weapons if we are provided with a 250 billion dollar aid package to build nuclear powerplants, rail and road systems, industries, agriculture, health an education systems, and a more modern, capable military. If this is not provided the weapons sales will continue until we have enough money to develop into an industrialized nation.

All hail the Glorious Leader!

The Empire of Cravan does not negotiate with terrorists. Cease sale and production of these weapons immediately or face economic sanctions and possible military action. If you do cease production and sale of these weapons, we may be able to discuss a reasonable economic aid program to your nation.

A ship is now en route to deliver Razat's weapons for 30 million USD. We thank you for your business.

As for the other nations, we will only cease selling weapons if we are provided with a 250 billion dollar aid package to build nuclear powerplants, rail and road systems, industries, agriculture, health an education systems, and a more modern, capable military. If this is not provided the weapons sales will continue until we have enough money to develop into an industrialized nation.

All hail the Glorious Leader!

Yep. War, anyone? Just want approval here.

Razat, just go away. You won't be a threat anyway. And besides... you don't want to be a target.

Any Nuclear detonation on our soil of unknown origin will be considered an act of war and will be cause a full retalitory strike against your nation

[Godmode, incomprehensible numbers guy.]

Pythogrian ships have blockaded Kergestan waters.

the ship is being pursude by a 1010102 chopper with 25 men of the Imperial Guard. the ship was boarded and taken. the nukes were removed and the crew was releashed. with 2 men killed it was a good operation.

and we refuse to stop this until you stop selling these weapons.

OOC: Although I am against him, too, that was a blatant godmod.

[Godmode, incomprehensible numbers guy.]

OOC: What? Choppers can carry 25 men. At least large ones.

OOC: What? Choppers can carry 25 men. At least large ones.

[You talk about numbers but ignore the fact that he just godmoded a raid on somebody's ship...]

OOC: What? Choppers can carry 25 men. At least large ones.

But he posted the results of his attack and controlled the casualties for both sides.

EDIT- Damn my slow internet/computer! Dammit to hell! :p

But he posted the results of his attack and controlled the casualties for both sides.

OOC: Yes, right.

Unfortunately, godmod.

A ship is now en route to deliver Razat's weapons for 30 million USD. We thank you for your business.

As for the other nations, we will only cease selling weapons if we are provided with a 250 billion dollar aid package to build nuclear powerplants, rail and road systems, industries, agriculture, health an education systems, and a more modern, capable military. If this is not provided the weapons sales will continue until we have enough money to develop into an industrialized nation.

All hail the Glorious Leader!

A Tokera ship has been dispatched to intercept the supply ship and remove all weapons on board. If the ship attempts to run, we have issued orders to destroy the ship. Any more sales will result in a full scale military and civilian blockade of your entire country.

ok then my mistake. sorry about that i will delete that post momentarly and will aid Pythogria in its blockade.

A tokera ship has been dispatched to intercept the supply ship and remove all weapons on board. Any more sales will result in a full scale military and civilian blockade of your entire country.

OOC: I've already blockaded him.

IC:

All trade with Kergestan is banned.

that a bad ideal

OOC: I know my internet is being really slow for some reason. Well I will just help you then.

IC:
The Tokera will aid in the Pythogria blockade of Kergestan and will be sending as many ships as our nation can spare.

that a bad ideal

Helping me?

ooc edit: this was a response to the 1010102 attack... I didn't see it as godmod, a Chinook can carry nearly 40 soldiers, a CH-53 over 50... sides, that made for a good story.

ic: The crew, with a contingent of twelve Kergestan Marines, bravely fought back, firing AK-47s, RPDs, and RPGs at the choppers, but it was a losing battle. Most of them hid out below deck.

"Comrade Squad Leader Ahn," a Marine said, scared, "There are too many of them!"

"Sink the ship. They won't get their filthy capitalist hands on our ship or weapons."

The Marine looked at him with a grim face. "Goodbye, Comrade Ahn."

"Goodbye, Comrade Kim." A look of somber resignation was on his face.

Two detonation charges ripped through the ship, sending it to the bottom.

Comrade Lee immidiately got on state television, praising the twenty heroes, the crew and the Marines, for their acts of bravery in the face of impossible odds against a superior enemy. Meanwhile, he asked the other nations for peace.

"We only want to be a developed, industrialized, rich nation like you. We feel that selling weapons was the only way. Look at all the money we've made, how its helping the poor proletariat peasant. But if the imperialist would give us money to develop and sign a non-agression pact with us, we would happily give up our weapons. If this does not happen, I fear for the world."

The crew, with a contingent of twelve Kergestan Marines, bravely fought back, firing AK-47s, RPDs, and RPGs and the choppers, but it was a losing battle. Most of them hid out below deck.

"Comrade Squad Leader Ahn," a Marine said, scared, "There are too many of them!"

"Sink the ship. They won't get their filthy capitalist hands on our ship or weapons."

The Marine looked at him with a grim face. "Goodbye, Comrade Ahn."

"Goodbye, Comrade Kim." A look of somber resignation was on his face.

Two detonation charges ripped through the ship, sending it to the bottom.

Comrade Lee immidiately got on state television, praising the twenty heroes, the crew and the Marines, for their acts of bravery in the face of impossible odds against a superior enemy. Meanwhile, he asked the other nations for peace.

"We only want to be a developed, industrialized, rich nation like you. We feel that selling weapons was the only way. Look at all the money we've made, how its helping the poor proletariat peasant. But if the imperialist would give us money to develop and sign a non-agression pact with us, we would happily give up our weapons. If this does not happen, I fear for the world."

You threaten us? Pfft. Attack us with nuclear weapons and learn the Laroos Doctrine.

no i ment selling nukes to anyone who wats one. i can send a task force to help with the blockadd

no i ment selling nukes to anyone who wats one

YOUR'E selling nukes? I do not want to turn on you. Please stop.

Yep. War, anyone? Just want approval here.

Razat, just go away. You won't be a threat anyway. And besides... you don't want to be a target.

Is that a threat? Don't underestimate me. My conventional forces may be small, but we are experienced in strikes against larger opponents.

The crew, with a contingent of twelve Kergestan Marines, bravely fought back, firing AK-47s, RPDs, and RPGs and the choppers, but it was a losing battle. Most of them hid out below deck.

"Comrade Squad Leader Ahn," a Marine said, scared, "There are too many of them!"

"Sink the ship. They won't get their filthy capitalist hands on our ship or weapons."

The Marine looked at him with a grim face. "Goodbye, Comrade Ahn."

"Goodbye, Comrade Kim." A look of somber resignation was on his face.

Two detonation charges ripped through the ship, sending it to the bottom.

Comrade Lee immidiately got on state television, praising the twenty heroes, the crew and the Marines, for their acts of bravery in the face of impossible odds against a superior enemy. Meanwhile, he asked the other nations for peace.

"We only want to be a developed, industrialized, rich nation like you. We feel that selling weapons was the only way. Look at all the money we've made, how its helping the poor proletariat peasant. But if the imperialist would give us money to develop and sign a non-agression pact with us, we would happily give up our weapons. If this does not happen, I fear for the world."

Yes, these weapons help you but just think of what they will do to those they are used on! We have said we will assist you financially and cease production and selling of these weapons immediately. The aid we give you will not under any circumstances be used for military funding, but instead for peaceful purposes.

What do you say? We'll agree to the sum of money later, but I'm sure my filthy capitalist paws and lend you a good amount of money.

Is that a threat? Don't underestimate me. My conventional forces may be small, but we are experienced in strikes against larger opponents.

Well, strike me then. You'll learn.

Is that a threat? Don't underestimate me. My conventional forces may be small, but we are experienced in strikes against larger opponents.

You can't fight back if your country is a tar pit. I suggest you back down before you paint a bigger bullseye on your country.

You can't fight back if your country is a tar pit. I suggest you back down before you paint a bigger bullseye on your country.

Pythogria thanks Cravan for it's support.

The Free Lands of the 23rd Eris offers the following to the nation of Kergestan:

We offer a two billion dollar annual development subsidy to improve infrastructure, healthcare, energy production, etc over the next five years. No more than 5% of these funds shall be spent on national defense.

In return, your nation must agree to cease selling nuclear weapons or nuclear weapon technology and open your nation to International Atomic Energy Inspectors in order to ensure compliance.

We also offer a non-aggression pact between our respective nations as well as a free trade agreement should the above conditions be met.

-Foreign Minister Chilkevich, 23Eris

To:The Government of Kergestan
From: The Tokera
Subject: Nuclear weapons sales

Dear Leader of Kergestan

We have decided to purchase the remaining nuclear weapons that you have produced and in turn you would immediately end all production of nuclear weapons. If you should not agree to this we will continue the blockade your nation.

The Free Lands of the 23rd Eris offers the following to the nation of Kergestan:

We offer a two billion dollar annual development subsidy to improve infrastructure, healthcare, energy production, etc over the next five years. No more than 5% of these funds shall be spent on national defense.

In return, your nation must agree to cease selling nuclear weapons or nuclear weapon technology and open your nation to International Atomic Energy Inspectors in order to ensure compliance.

We also offer a non-aggression pact between our respective nations as well as a free trade agreement should the above conditions be met.

-Foreign Minister Chilkevich, 23Eris

Pythogria would agree to this deal.

Pythogria thanks Cravan for it's support.

No prob, Pyth. Tis what I do.

Now then...
Do you accept our offer? Or do we have to take action?

A response was directed to Craven in a televised speech from Comrade Lee. "Thanks to the good intentions of Craven, our nation will stop the sale of nuclear weapons. However, we will not destroy our nuclear stockpile until the deal is finalized. We ask for 250 billion USD in development aid, plus training for our engineers, doctors, admistrators, and others. Then we will destroy our nuclear stockpiles and join the world community as an equal member."

A moratorium was put on the sale of nuclear weapons.

Message courtesy of kurbania postal service.

People poeple, it's too early to resort to your guns. You're attacking the nation because it's selling nukes, which pyur probably consider evil. But think about it, th money is bieng put towards healthcare and education. The weapons themselves might be evil, but the heart of the leader is in the right place. I recommend negotiating a certain number of cash for this to stop.

A response was directed to Craven in a televised speech from Comrade Lee. "Thanks to the good intentions of Craven, our nation will stop the sale of nuclear weapons. However, we will not destroy our nuclear stockpile until the deal is finalized. We ask for 250 billion USD in development aid, plus training for our engineers, doctors, admistrators, and others. Then we will destroy our nuclear stockpiles and join the world community as an equal member."

A moratorium was put on the sale of nuclear weapons.

The Pythogrian fleet sailed into international waters but remained close by.

You can't fight back if your country is a tar pit. I suggest you back down before you paint a bigger bullseye on your country.

Razat is not afraid of evil imperialists. However, it appears to be a moot point now. There is no need for combat.

Razat is not afraid of evil imperialists. However, it appears to be a moot point now. There is no need for combat.

Define "Imperialist".

OOC: You're a little late, Kubra.

A response was directed to Craven in a televised speech from Comrade Lee. "Thanks to the good intentions of Craven, our nation will stop the sale of nuclear weapons. However, we will not destroy our nuclear stockpile until the deal is finalized. We ask for 250 billion USD in development aid, plus training for our engineers, doctors, admistrators, and others. Then we will destroy our nuclear stockpiles and join the world community as an equal member."

A moratorium was put on the sale of nuclear weapons.

We cannot pay you all $250 billion in one single installment (well, we can, but we have other places for our money), but we will pay you a few billion dollars per year to assist. However, we do expect something in return, since we can easily end your nuclear proliferation through other, less compassionate means.

We will offer training for your professionals, as well.

Razat is not afraid of evil imperialists. However, it appears to be a moot point now. There is no need for combat.

I don't expect you to be afraid. I expect you to know your place on the world stage.

The tokera will purchase all of your remaining nuclear weapons for $200,000,000 and will give you $500,000,000 in aid from our international aid program. These funds are not to be used for more than 2% of your defence budget. Also if you should agree to this we will sign a Non agression pact with your nation and will end the blockade on your nation.

I am not selling no nukes

I am not selling no nukes

OK. *claps*

In return for development aid, our country will allow foreign investment into our country. Foreign companies will be allowed to build factories and resorts in our borders. Also, our markets will be open to foreign products. We would like to ask for, perhaps, 25 billion dollars in aid per year for the next ten years. By then we should be fully developed as a nation.

I am not selling no nukes
who exactly are you talking to?

Define "Imperialist".

In this context, "Imperialist" is anyone who tries to prevent the legitimate buying or selling of weapons of mass destruction.

In return for development aid, our country will allow foreign investment into our country. Foreign companies will be allowed to build factories and resorts in our borders. Also, our markets will be open to foreign products. We would like to ask for, perhaps, 25 billion dollars in aid per year for the next ten years. By then we should be fully developed as a nation.

Pythogria will provide this.

---Secret---

"Aww... I didn't get to use the Pillar..."

"Don't worry. There's always another nuke-selling maniac."

In return for development aid, our country will allow foreign investment into our country. Foreign companies will be allowed to build factories and resorts in our borders. Also, our markets will be open to foreign products. We would like to ask for, perhaps, 25 billion dollars in aid per year for the next ten years. By then we should be fully developed as a nation.

This is a fair agreement. I am glad we were able to solve this before it could fully erupt. The first package of aid is on its way now.

In this context, "Imperialist" is anyone who tries to prevent the legitimate buying or selling of weapons of mass destruction.

Well then nothing is wrong with Imperialism and I'm as Imperialist as you really can get.

(Really, stop now.)


OOC: This has been quite enjoyable!

who exactly are you talking to?

Me.

In return for development aid, our country will allow foreign investment into our country. Foreign companies will be allowed to build factories and resorts in our borders. Also, our markets will be open to foreign products. We would like to ask for, perhaps, 25 billion dollars in aid per year for the next ten years. By then we should be fully developed as a nation.

We will purchase your remaining nuclear weapons for $200 million usd(to be destroyed) and will give you $500 million usd per year to aid in your nations development.

OOC: You're a little late, Kubra. OOC: Yup, and I have just finished laughing my head off.

OOC: Yup, and I have just finished laughing my head off.

OOC: You too!

*the small Warrior class helicopter flew towards the blockcade. Three people aborde it, were talking, one holding a Camera filming everything.

Me.
ahhh I didn't notice that.

*the small Warrior class helicopter flew towards the blockcade. Three people aborde it, were talking, one holding a Camera filming everything.

To chopper from ship: Leave or be blasted.

who exactly are you talking to? i was talking to pythogria

ahhh I didn't notice that.

Happens to the best of us.

Yah

i was talking to pythogira

Yah, sorry for being hostile, I was having too much fun. Yah I know, I have no life.

Yah, sorry for being hostile, I was having too much fun. Yah I know, I have no life.

OOC: LOL!

like me i have no life ethere

Jubulantly, Comrade Lee adressed his nation over the television, announcing the defusing of the crisis. "We have prevented the imperialists from getting their dirty hands on us, and now, with their development money, we will be as powerful as every one of them someday. This is a glorious day for Kergestan."

The day was declared a national holiday, as Kergestanis everywhere celebrated.

Meanwhile, orders were given to dismantle all nuclear weapons in Kergestan.

As foreign aid poured in, and Kergestani students went to Craven and Pythgria to learn how to run a country, new factories and cities began to spring up. Life would soon be good for Kergestan.

ooc: allright... good fun... now for bed... almost more fun then being my other nation...

like me i have no life ethere

Can I join this club?

Considering that I'm still posting at 11PM, I guess I don't either. :)

Jubulantly, Comrade Lee adressed his nation over the television, announcing the defusing of the crisis. "We have prevented the imperialists from getting their dirty hands on us, and now, with their development money, we will be as powerful as every one of them someday. This is a glorious day for Kergestan."

The day was declared a national holiday, as Kergestanis everywhere celebrated.

Meanwhile, orders were given to dismantle all nuclear weapons in Kergestan.

As foreign aid poured in, and Kergestani students went to Craven and Pythgria to learn how to run a country, new factories and cities began to spring up. Life would soon be good for Kergestan.

ooc: allright... good fun... now for bed... almost more fun then being my other nation...

Pythogria asks that you avoid calling us names.

Considering that I'm still posting at 11PM, I guess I don't either. :)

Well, only 10PM here.

(Oh, respond to what I said to you earlier.)

To whomever contacted us, we are reporters for Faux News, we have everyright to film. We are making sure no humen rights are being violated. *The man turns towards the camera.*"This is Token Blackeus, as you have just heard we have been threatened with our lives."

11PM?

04:58AM. Noobs :D

Can I join this club?
yes u can let me join ur reagion

Can I join this club?

$5 admission fee

Pythogria asks that you avoid calling us names.

Indeed. Imperialist isn't exactly a positive name here. It would be preferred you did not refer to us like that...

OOC: Some good fun here. Had a blast. :) BTW, who is your other nation?

$5 admission fee nay $ 20 admission fee

nay $ 20 admission fee I ahve 40 cents, a paper clip, and some juicey fruit vomit.

nay $ 20 admission fee
no ill take off $15 for being so cool.

(ok im done for tonight)

I ahve 40 cents, a paper clip, and some juicey fruit vomit.

Accepted

Just to help define some of the terms being thrown about:

Imperialist:
noun: a believer in imperialism
adjective: of or relating to imperialism

imperialism
noun: any instance of aggressive extension of authority
noun: a political orientation that advocates imperial interests
noun: a policy of extending your rule over foreign countries

Accepted Wait, I take that back. I can't part with my juicey fruit vomit.

OOC: Sorry dude, you are violating the one month rule that does not allow any nations under a month old to be able to posses, develop. Or buy nukes.


There is no such rule.


It's worth noting that nations in real life smaller than the starting pop of 10m (namely Israel) have nukes.

To whomever contacted us, we are reporters for Faux News, we have everyright to film. We are making sure no humen rights are being violated. *The man turns towards the camera.*"This is Token Blackeus, as you have just heard we have been threatened with our lives."

To Faux Newz: You do NOT have a right to be in our fleet. LEAVE NOW. Under our laws we are perfectly allowed to blow you out of the sky. LEAVE.

Just to help define some of the terms being thrown about:

Imperialist:
noun: a believer in imperialism
adjective: of or relating to imperialism

imperialism
noun: any instance of aggressive extension of authority
noun: a political orientation that advocates imperial interests
noun: a policy of extending your rule over foreign countries

Then what's wrong with imperialism?

Wait, I take that back. I can't part with my juicey fruit vomit.

No im sorry there are no refunds.