NationStates Jolt Archive

My name is Chris Tarslik, Foreign.....well ex Foreign Peace Diplomat. I send you this message in great fear! Turkkas Govornment Leader Turk has been involved in very shady activity of late. I was on a mission to visit the Holy Republic of Turrkodius. My advisor told me nothing of what to do. He told me to deliver a package to an old wearhouse. I stepped up to the abandoned looking house and stepped in. Inside were dirty looking, long bearded, raggedy clothed men. They had fully automatic AK 47's sashed across their back. They asked me for my ID and i showed them. They had me pinned against a wall untill i did. Thry carfully inspected the package and picked up at least a million dollars of money bundled inside the package. I was then told to leave. As of a few months ago Turkkas economy has been falling rapidly. I believe the men i saw were terrorists taking money for an attack and Turkkas har earned working class money is going to these terrorists! I am the leader of a small band of freedom fighters trying to find answers! We wont have a depression becuase turk is aiding terrorists! We need help! I am a wanted man and i will be sentenced to the death penelty if found. Even now i fear for my life! Im afraid i must conceal my position at this time. There will be a war staged on the land of Turkka soon for the resistance growns but its not enough. We are enlisting aid of any nation for an attack on the oppressive govornment! Please help us! Many wanted men and women are boarding ships for new countrys! Please do not rat them out to President Turk! I must go, im always on the move to elude the Police. Please the freedom fighters need your help! I will stay till the day is ours!

Chris Tarslik
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It has come to my attention freedom fighters have been sending out messages. Please disregard any information processes in their messages. It is false! These are angry rebels concerned that the Govornment is not returing enough money to them. Thye are the scum of the earth! Thye are killing innocent civilians to get the information that they want! We are enlisting malita from all over the world to come and help the Turkka milita fight these freedom punks! They are armed and extremely dangerous! Help us put this flame out before it burns everything! Resistance will not be tolerated and will be terminated on the spot! It is not wise to join this small band of freedom fighters! Join the army fight for what freedom is supposed to be!

General Gaiden
Military Base (Junipis, KY--60456--Kanger county)
April 27 2006
(-any information on the whereabouts of any of these wanted men, please call the Kanger County Police force{456}706-4587

Wanted for resisting arrest
Chris Tarslik------500,000 reward
Mike Dilanger-----300,000 reward
Jamie Fortan-----40,000 reward
Kyle Christianburg-17,000 reward
Tami Kellslinger----4,000 reward

OFFICIAL PROCLIMATION
TO: Anyone who gets this in Turkka
FROM: Mr. George A. Loak, 3rd Emperor of the Pure Socialist Holy Empire of Shazbotdom

We will be montoring this situation, although we will not send military aide to anyone at this time until we have proof of the allegations made by both sides. We will also conduct reviews and proceedings with our allies to see what action should be taken, be it military intervention or the arresting of the people on the short list. If we find on the "freedom fighters" side, we will do anything we can to help, but if we find on the "government" side, we will do the same.