Baron Von Big
24-04-2006, 13:07
A well endowed man with a big moustasche stands up over an adoring crowd of screaming peasents while standing to attention are a unit of smartly dressed soldiers wearing theigh high black lether boots and peaked hats.
"Our enemies think they can crush us! They say the Holy Empire is an archaic insitution! Well I say that we are the strongest nation of all!"
The crowd cheers.
"The people of the Empire are the antural rulers of the land! We are easily seen as racialy supieror by our weak chins, well toned calves and buck teeth! All antions will bow before us, and I, Baron Von Big your beloved leader will make the holy Empire great again!"
"YYYAAAAAYYYY!" The crowd lituraly creame themselves...
"None can stand agaisnt us!"
"Our enemies think they can crush us! They say the Holy Empire is an archaic insitution! Well I say that we are the strongest nation of all!"
The crowd cheers.
"The people of the Empire are the antural rulers of the land! We are easily seen as racialy supieror by our weak chins, well toned calves and buck teeth! All antions will bow before us, and I, Baron Von Big your beloved leader will make the holy Empire great again!"
"YYYAAAAAYYYY!" The crowd lituraly creame themselves...
"None can stand agaisnt us!"