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we have recently found tons of uranium so were selling it off 3 million for a large sized bombs contact benkonate for any purchases


we also are selling uranium for powerplants for several prices

From: Alvin L'Hirondelle, Prime Fuhrerminister of Kubra
to: Bekonate

We find the sale of nuclear and atomic weaponry to be horrible and we protest you marketing weapons of mass destruction. We formally request that you stop all sales of atomic weapons.

Especially after the disaster with Mega Cheney.

Especially after the disaster with Mega Cheney. Exactly

From: Alvin L'Hirondelle, Prime Fuhrerminister of Kubra
to: Bekonate

We find the sale of nuclear and atomic weaponry to be horrible and we protest you marketing weapons of mass destruction. We formally request that you stop all sales of atomic weapons.

Pythogria agrees.

Look You Guys Can`t Limit Me Because I Could Take You Out In A Flash OF BOMBS So Butt Out!ANY WAY THIS IS FOR PROTECTION NOT WAR I KINDLY ASK YOU TO BUTT OUT.

I laugh at that remark. The rest of us have weapons like Mega Chuck Norris, Mega Cheney, mega Nixon, etc. Atomic weapons are useless!

Look You Guys Can`t Limit Me Because I Could Take You Out In A Flash So Butt Out!

Oh, you really think you'll take me out? I suggest you reconsider, my friend. I realy advise you to not aggravate Pythogria.

I laugh at that remark. The rest of us have weapons like Mega Chuck Norris, Mega Cheney, mega Nixon, etc. Atomic weapons are useless!

Drop that, it was a big joke.

Look You Guys Can`t Limit Me Because I Could Take You Out In A Flash So Butt Out!

My friend, I've got a stockpile of 10,000 nuclear weapons of various sizes, uses, and delivery systems. I can make your country into a tar pit within two or less miniutes of ordering a strike.

Drop that, it was a big joke.....Or was it? MUAHAHAHA Why would I joke aobut having a mega Harry Potter? Well there was becuse mega weapons were funny.

....Or was it? MUAHAHAHA Why would I joke aobut having a mega Harry Potter? Well there was becuse mega weapons were funny.

Very funny. But no using them in serious fights. Although this hardly counts as serious, let's humor him, OK?

I Pity You Filth One More Remark And You Will Be Sorry Any Way If You Butt Out I Guess I Will Just Sell Uranium For Reactors

Just to spice things up I'd like to purchase 10 of your bombs. $30 million will be wired to you upon confirmation.

I Pity You Filth One More Remark And You Will Be Sorry Any Way If You Butt Out I Guess I Will Just Sell Uranium For Reactors

Wow. This guy IS insane!

Look You Guys Can`t Limit Me Because I Could Take You Out In A Flash OF BOMBS So Butt Out!ANY WAY THIS IS FOR PROTECTION NOT WAR I KINDLY ASK YOU TO BUTT OUT. OOC: I'm not
sure if you're in character or actually serious.

IC: Kubra has plenty of uranium, but we do not use it to make such horrible tools of death. We use it to power our cities, towns, and brothel camps.

Just to spice things up I'd like to purchase 10 of your bombs. $30 million will be wired to you upon confirmation.

Well, you're responsible enough to have them. BEKONATE on the other hand...

OOC: I'm not
sure if you're in character or actually serious.

IC: Kubra has plenty of uranium, but we do not use it to make such horrible tools of death. We use it to power our cities, towns, and brothel camps.

Wait, wait. Brothel camps?

Just to spice things up I'd like to purchase 10 of your bombs. $30 million will be wired to you upon confirmation. Hey, if you buy those bombs we'll plant emo immigrants in your country.

Hey, if you buy those bombs we'll plant emo immigrants in your country.

Leave it, Kubra. He's a responsible nation.

Wait, wait. Brothel camps? Is there a problem with that? We also use uranium to power our marijuana plantations.

Hey, if you buy those bombs we'll plant emo immigrants in your country.

Any emos entering West Corinthian borders will be taken out by snipers.

Leave it, Kubra. He's a responsible nation. Well we need to get rid of the emo's somehow.

Any emos entering West Corinthian borders will be taken out by snipers. You'd be doing us a favour.

You'd be doing us a favour.

Pythogria must stand for emo rights here.

listen i too have big weapons so be quiet or i will get mad so i ask you kindly to shut up you filth or were gonna have some fighting any way west corinthia we will get you your bombs soon as possible

Is there a problem with that? We also use uranium to power our marijuana plantations.

You know both drugs and prostitutes are illegal in Pythogria, right? None of that better come our way.

listen i too have big weapons so be quiet or i will get mad so i ask you kindly to shut up you filth or were gonna have some fighting any way west corinthia we will get you your bombs soon as possible

Well, fine. Get mad. It's not like you could do much damage anyway. I can intercept any missile you can throw at me.

All talk.

Pythogria must stand for emo rights here. No way, all emos are whiners and a waste on society!

OOC: I should start a thread where the stereotyping government is overthrown.

oh i will help west corinthia if help is needed

No way, all emos are whiners and a waste on society!

OOC: I should start a thread where the stereotyping government is overthrown.

OOC: Do that.

The Animarnia State department is in agreement with Pythogria; and implores you to stop your sale of nuclear arms and would like to inform you that any such use of weapons on ANY of our Territorys or allies will result in a full scale reltalitory strike.

Have a nice Day.

listen i too have big weapons so be quiet or i will get mad so i ask you kindly to shut up you filth or were gonna have some fighting any way west corinthia we will get you your bombs soon as possibleOOC: Oh good, I've been itching for a major war.

oh i will help west corinthy if help is needed

We let him have the bombs. His government is quite responsible.

I would like to take you up on your offer. I think that's just the kind of thing my nation needs. Also, It'd be a great way to show the hippee freaks exactly what kind of nation I am

You know both drugs and prostitutes are illegal in Pythogria, right? None of that better come our way. Don't worry, we have extremely tight border security. we had a nation wide catastrophy when someone smuggled a carrot into Kubra.

i already told you im stoping the bomb sales is that so hard to hear

The Animarnia State department is in agreement with Pythogria; and implores you to stop your sale of nuclear arms and would like to inform you that any such use of weapons on ANY of our Territorys or allies will result in a full scale reltalitory strike.

Have a nice Day. OOC: Are you my ally? If not, I propose an allinace.

The Federal Republic of Bonstock deplores the sale and transportation of weapons of mass destruction by Benkonate. We feel that this reckless sale of weapons by a small, rogue nation poses a grave threat to civilized society worldwide. As such, Bonstock has ordered two carrier battlegroups into the vicinity of Benkonate, and they will drop anchor 50 nm from the Benkonate coast and await orders until the duration of the crisis is over. Bonstocknian Air Force and Army units have also been placed on alert, and the Bonsocknian Strategic Defense Command has placed its forces on DEFCON 3.

Any nuclear weapon used by Benkonate on any nation or its forces will be considered an attack on the Federal Republic of Bonstock, and will be dealt with through a full retaliatory response against Benkonate.

We demand that Benkonate renounce the sale of nuclear weapons immidiately, or Bonstock will take action.

Signed,

Roberto Sanchez
President of the Federal Republic of Bonstock

I personally have no problem with you selling nukes, just that you need regulations on who you sell them to.

i already told you im stoping the bomb sales as that so hard to hear

Actually, I can't hear text.

But if you're only selling uranium... fine. But I suggest you avoid selling it to maniacs.

Oh, and try to be courteous to those you are dealing diplomatically with. I won't harm you for it, but I know nations that would go all-out.

i already told you im stoping the bomb sales is that so hard to hear OOC: This thread is for in character roleplaying. Well, we're i ncharacter. We're just doing what our countries would do.

The Federal Republic of Bonstock deplores the sale and transportation of weapons of mass destruction by Benkonate. We feel that this reckless sale of weapons by a small, rogue nation poses a grave threat to civilized society worldwide. As such, Bonstock has ordered two carrier battlegroups into the vicinity of Benkonate, and they will drop anchor 50 nm from the Benkonate coast and await orders until the duration of the crisis is over. Bonstocknian Air Force and Army units have also been placed on alert, and the Bonsocknian Strategic Defense Command has placed its forces on DEFCON 3.

Any nuclear weapon used by Benkonate on any nation or its forces will be considered an attack on the Federal Republic of Bonstock, and will be dealt with through a full retaliatory response against Benkonate.

We demand that Benkonate renounce the sale of nuclear weapons immidiately, or Bonstock will take action.

Signed,

Roberto Sanchez
President of the Federal Republic of Bonstock


He's stopped selling actual bombs.

But if he attacks you we'll go after him.

i have stoped all nuclear arms sales however current oders will be shipped but thats it understand

fine i will stop all nuclear arms sales now will you be kind enough to shut up!

---Secret---

"Sir, the guy's pulling an Eonopolis."

"Pfft. Leave him alone. If he attacks anyone though... well, make his nation tar."

riiiiiiiiight course you will

The Federal Republic of Bonstock will continue to moniter the situation. In the meantime, we demand that Benkonate allow international weapons inspectors to verify the end of nuclear weapons sales. Bonstocknian aircraft and ships will continue to conduct surveillence of Benkonate.

I'll still take some uranium, we'll only use it to irradiate things to make them easier to find in the dark. Things like car keys, television remote controls, household pets, pizza, the elderly. Oh what a utopian society it will be

I'll still take some uranium, we'll only use it to irradiate things to make them easier to find in the dark. Things like car keys, television remote controls, household pets, pizza, the elderly. Oh what a utopian society it will be

Actually, irradiated things don't glow.

Oh Shazzbot

I'll still take some uranium, we'll only use it to irradiate things to make them easier to find in the dark. Things like car keys, television remote controls, household pets, pizza, the elderly. Oh what a utopian society it will be After you manage to elimate radiation posioning, I'll buy all the safe uranium you have. They're better than torches, you know!

riiiiiiiiight course you will

Actually, I will. If you pull a stunt like this again. Now, I don't plan on MAD here, but I do plan to det your government straight if need be.

Fair warning.

Oh Shazzbot

Lol!

OOC: Kurbra, sure.

IC
The Animarnia state department is pleased that you have stopped the sale of nuclear arms; and it is good to see a level head prevailed in the crisis. Else we would be forced to nuke your country out of existence.

Sincerely
Edward Benton
Animarnia Foreign Secretary

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Secret IC.

"Sir, this guys a whack job?" said one of the leftenants monitoring the situation

"We could always do with a new colony" said another with a small smile.

"No, the international community will never stand for it; if they attack however; its open season"

OOC: Bekonate, you've created a perfect situation for an RP. Please do not waste it.

OOC: Bekonate, you've created a perfect situation for an RP. Please do not waste it.

ooc: yeah, please launch a nuke at one of my carriers so we can all fire all those ICBMs we've been stockpliling for years and turn your puny nation into a radioactive crater.

The Czar of West Corinthia wishes to remind the foreign nations that Benkonate is a sovereign nation and has the right to sell goods for the sake of their economy. If this poses a threat to others, this right may be compromised for security purposes. Benkonate, however, has shown no aggressive tendencies, halted the sale of nuclear weapons, and this was decided peacefully and by his own accord. Therefore we ask foreign nations to stand down and allow Benkonate to continue the sale of uranium for peaceful purposes.

ooc: yeah, please launch a nuke at one of my carriers so we can all fire all those ICBMs we've been stockpliling for years and turn your puny nation into a radioactive crater.

The biggest glow in the dark sticker on Earth.

ooc: yeah, please launch a nuke at one of my carriers so we can all fire all those ICBMs we've been stockpliling for years and turn your puny nation into a radioactive crater. OOC: Oh sweet, if that happened we would have a perfect setting for a world war!

The Czar of West Corinthia wishes to remind the foreign nations that Benkonate is a sovereign nation and has the right to sell goods for the sake of their economy. If this poses a threat to others, this right may be compromised for security purposes. Benkonate, however, has shown no aggressive tendencies, halted the sale of nuclear weapons, and this was decided peacefully and by his own accord. Therefore we ask foreign nations to stand down and allow Benkonate to continue the sale of uranium for peaceful purposes. OOC: Oh good, Bekonate has an ally. Now if he would only you or Bekonate would nuke someone we could have a fun rp.

OOC: If he launched a nuke there's no guarantee I would stand by him.

OOC: If he launched a nuke there's no guarantee I would stand by him. OOC: Damn, then this is going nowhere.

OOC: Oh sweet, if that happened we would have a perfect setting for a world war!

*starts chanting* nuke fest! nuke fest! nuke fest! nuke fest!

ah, bek just left... man, I was so psyched for a nice RP... wutever

OOC: Damn it and we have all those Light bringer Mk II ICBM's doing nothing...

OOC: wait, what if the ALF (animal liberation front) started bombing one of us? We could have an rp!

OOC: wait, what if the ALF (animal liberation front) started bombing one of us? We could have an rp!

OOC: You know... a nuclear war... I WANNA RP IT! SOMEONE NUKE MY ALLY!

We should have a continuation rp on our mega weapons

We should have a continuation rp on our mega weapons I call the Chuck!

perhaps we should move this discussion to an occ thread.

perhaps we should move this discussion to an occ thread.

The mega-weapons one? Go to the Spam Forum.

The mega-weapons one? Go to the Spam Forum. So I'm guessing a mega weapon rp would belong in the spam forum?

So I'm guessing a mega weapon rp would belong in the spam forum?

Yes.

I don't see why it wouldn't be in international incidents.

OCC: This is post #1000! I am know a pimp!

I don't see why it wouldn't be in international incidents.

Ask the mods then.

Ask the mods then. Why, humor doesn't belong in here. when htemods find my thread about Kubra's need for weapons....I doubt it will be around for long.