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The World vs. The Kraven Corporation: All nations invited

Holy Paradise
23-04-2006, 03:49
Presidential Mansion, Holy Paradise City, Holy Paradise(State), Holy Paradise(nation)
4/22\06 RL date
9:47 PM Central Standard Time

President Holtz:

"WWI, WWII....and now, NSWI... The Kraven Corporation has taken up the mantle that had been left behind by the Kaiser and Hitler. This speech will be made short, as I do not wish to waste any of my breath on the Kraven Corporation right now. The only thing I have to say right now is that we are going to blow the heck out of the Kraven Corporation in 3...2...1...

3 miles above the Kraven Corporation
4/22\06
9:47 PM Central Standard Time

100s of ICBMs armed with conventional payloads(I repeat, conventional, not nuclear) began to cross the shore of Kraven

Kraven, this is your final stand.
Holy Paradise
23-04-2006, 03:52
OOC: Sorry its so short, I had to hurry it up because its late where I am.
[NS]Zukariaa
23-04-2006, 03:54
This is basically already happening. :)

And seriously.. you can't just bomb Kraven. It doesn't work that way.
Ustia
23-04-2006, 03:54
All I have been hereing lately is Kraven this and Kraven that. I think I missed something. I haven't seen this war on any of the threads. Was this done off nationstates?
Holy Paradise
23-04-2006, 03:54
Yes, but this is for everyone. If you are attacking him, you can help us assault his nation here.
Holy Paradise
23-04-2006, 03:55
Zukariaa']This is basically already happening. :)

And seriously.. you can't just bomb Kraven. It doesn't work that way.
Fine, I launched tons of missiles at them. They can destroy them.
Liberated New Ireland
23-04-2006, 03:56
None of the anti-Kraven states are currently attacking Kraven proper.

BTW, isn't Kraven's homeland under control of AMF or something?
Cravan
23-04-2006, 03:56
Yes, but this is for everyone. If you are attacking him, you can help us assault his nation here.

OOC: Thing is he doesn't have a true nation... You can bomb his slave states, but currently his homeland is under the control of AMF (I believe so, at least).
DMG
23-04-2006, 03:57
All I have been hereing lately is Kraven this and Kraven that. I think I missed something. I haven't seen this war on any of the threads. Was this done off nationstates?

OOC: Which war? There are numerous ones (the biggest one being the one against AMF in which Kraven was thought to be destroyed, though he returned and the recent wars are his attempt to return to glory/accomplish his goal)
Holy Paradise
23-04-2006, 03:57
OOC: Thing is he doesn't have a true nation... You can bomb his slave states, but currently his homeland is under the control of AMF (I believe so, at least).
Oh...

Why doesn't anyone tell me these things?!
DMG
23-04-2006, 03:58
OOC: Thing is he doesn't have a true nation... You can bomb his slave states, but currently his homeland is under the control of AMF (I believe so, at least).

OOC: Yep. It is called Slovania (the nation that it was before The Father and Kraven took it over) and AMF is currently occupying it. Kraven only exists in its slave states, mainly Whyatica.
Liberated New Ireland
23-04-2006, 03:58
OOC: There was also a retconned war in Pythogria *continues to squint at Pyth*
Pythogria
23-04-2006, 03:58
OOC: There was also a retconned war in Pythogria *continues to squint at Pyth*

OOC: HEY!!!
Ustia
23-04-2006, 03:59
Umm yeah I have trully missed a lot...holy shit.
Liberated New Ireland
23-04-2006, 04:00
OOC: HEY!!!
OOC: Hehe. I'll stop soon.
Holy Paradise
23-04-2006, 04:01
I feel like an idiot now.
Tocrowkia
23-04-2006, 04:01
((OOC: Honestly, this Kraven shit is annoying. I'm prepared to either help you guys out and destroy him once and for all, or just ignore him and not acknowledge his existence ICly. I have no idea right now.))
Jenrak
23-04-2006, 04:01
Oh...

Why doesn't anyone tell me these things?!

You never asked.
Mauvasia
23-04-2006, 04:05
[OOC: A few problems with this.

1.) Kraven isn't a nation. It's a corporation. One would think that the name might give it away, but then who knows....

2.) The land formerly owned by the Kraven Corporation is now under Automagfreek's jurisdiction, which is a nation you probably didn't intend to carpet bomb.

3.) If you're launching the strike in Kraven-held Whyatica, Numonica, Concremo, Jagada, or any of the other slave states, there are enough SAM batteries and untold other defences to render every single B-52 and each of its bombs entirely useless.

4.) It'll take much more than a carpet bombing to destroy Kraven. Hell, AMF threw enough at Kraven to destroy most of the continental USA, and look where it is now.

Just dropping in my 2p. *leaves*]
Fourhearts
23-04-2006, 04:16
((OOC: Honestly, this Kraven shit is annoying. I'm prepared to either help you guys out and destroy him once and for all, or just ignore him and not acknowledge his existence ICly. I have no idea right now.))

OCC:

Sigh....

The reason that you see so many Kraven threads is because Kraven is good at what he does. He plays the villain role very well.Everyone whose played around in II knows instantly what Capital Police are. He is one of the most well known villians in II.
And let's face it. International Incidents without proper bad guys is kinda lame. Good VS Evil makes for a good story.
Perhaps my sentiments are a consequence of my interest in good storytelling. I'd hate to see a day where there were no more major bad guys.
Mauvasia
23-04-2006, 04:18
[OOC: I see I was beaten to it again. Fear my l33t typing "skillz". :rolleyes:]
[NS]Zukariaa
23-04-2006, 04:18
OOC:

And besides that, have you even read anything about him? Hes got an amazing thing going right now. Great story, great wars. Don't say that its 'shit' when you don't know anything about it.
Nerd Rome
23-04-2006, 04:21
OCC:
In hindsight, maybe a consoladation thread of all the Kraven War threads would be good.
By the way, does Kraven ever respond to us talking like this:p ? I mean, what if he just walked in, said hi, and walked out?
Oh, and Kraven does have a true nation in Necronomicon Ex Mortis, The Supreme Overlord State of the Kraven Corporation.
Liberated New Ireland
23-04-2006, 04:24
OOC:
Kraven is awesome b/c he plays such a great "bad guy". I don't mind constantly getting butchered by him, because he's so good at doing what he does.

I look to the day Kraven stops RPing with apprehension.
Tocrowkia
23-04-2006, 04:29
Zukariaa']OOC:

And besides that, have you even read anything about him? Hes got an amazing thing going right now. Great story, great wars. Don't say that its 'shit' when you don't know anything about it.


((OOC: Perhaps if you had read my post properly, you would know what I had meant. I did not call the writing shit, I simply said another new Kraven war popping up every two days is annoying after awhile.))
Nerd Rome
23-04-2006, 04:31
OCC: LNI has a point. I mean, what would we do without him? Clip our toenails?
DMG
23-04-2006, 04:34
OCC:
In hindsight, maybe a consoladation thread of all the Kraven War threads would be good.
By the way, does Kraven ever respond to us talking like this:p ? I mean, what if he just walked in, said hi, and walked out?

OCC: He lives in Britain (*I think)... it is 4 a.m. there, he own't be on until tomorrow, then I am sure he will see this as I sent him a TG telling him about it (we speak on MSN a lot).
Jenrak
23-04-2006, 04:34
Zukariaa']OOC:

And besides that, have you even read anything about him? Hes got an amazing thing going right now. Great story, great wars. Don't say that its 'shit' when you don't know anything about it.

Tocrowkia doesn't mean it as in 'shit' or horrendous...ness. It's meant as in this is getting repetitive.

OCC:
In hindsight, maybe a consoladation thread of all the Kraven War threads would be good.
By the way, does Kraven ever respond to us talking like this ? I mean, what if he just walked in, said hi, and walked out?
Oh, and Kraven does have a true nation in Necronomicon Ex Mortis, The Supreme Overlord State of the Kraven Corporation.

Looks like he's got a cult following him.

He'll most likely pop in when he's online.
Nerd Rome
23-04-2006, 04:37
OCC: I had a feeling he was British. The world may not make heroes and villains like they used too, but the Brits still do! Ah, for the heroes, Allan Quatermain, King Arthur, Robin Hood, Sherlock Holmes. And for the Villains, Mordred, Moriarty, Sherrif of Nottingham, and, now, Kraven.

he'll probably be tickled pink if he reads that.

btw Jenrak, I'm not following him, I'm stalking.:D
as Sun Tzu said: Know thy Enemy, or thy enemy will know what your guts look like.
Jenrak
23-04-2006, 05:01
OCC: I had a feeling he was British. The world may not make heroes and villains like they used too, but the Brits still do! Ah, for the heroes, Allan Quatermain, King Arthur, Robin Hood, Sherlock Holmes. And for the Villains, Mordred, Moriarty, Sherrif of Nottingham, and, now, Kraven.

he'll probably be tickled pink if he reads that.

btw Jenrak, I'm not following him, I'm stalking.:D
as Sun Tzu said: Know thy Enemy, or thy enemy will know what your guts look like.

It's:
"If you know yourself and your enemy, you will win all. If you know only yourself or your enemy, you will win half. If you know neither, you will lose all."

And stalking? -_-
Findan
23-04-2006, 05:07
OOC:I'll tg or pm AMF about his staus vis a vis Kraven.
The Grey Phoenix
23-04-2006, 06:30
The Xeraphian Empire has put out a call to all GAPTS members concerning Kraven.
The Kraven Corporation
23-04-2006, 12:39
((OOC: Honestly, this Kraven shit is annoying. I'm prepared to either help you guys out and destroy him once and for all, or just ignore him and not acknowledge his existence ICly. I have no idea right now.))


I can Understand your annoyance, but I've only actually started Two Wars since my return, its what I call, AMF Syndrome where everyone wants a peice of the big bad guy, to assertain their position in the NS power Heirarchy, if you want to Ignore me go ahead, thats not my problem, and I don't dwell on such matters, in the end, I do what I do because I love it, simple as that, as soon as I stop loving it, then I'll stop playing Nationstates....

oh... and Hi....
The Waffen SS legion
23-04-2006, 12:48
:) :) :) That's the spirit!
Jenrak
23-04-2006, 15:45
Very interesting how many people there are against Kraven. Is there anybody out there willing to help him?
Cravan
23-04-2006, 15:47
A few. I believe Toopoxia wants to ally with him.
Toopoxia
23-04-2006, 15:54
damned straight.
Madnestan
23-04-2006, 15:54
And, like said, he has several "slave states". So it's really not like there was only one nation against many, but a group of nations controlled by one player against a coalition. Someone could call that puppet-wanking, but due the high level of the quality of his RP'ing I for one am ready to forgive that.
The Aeson
23-04-2006, 15:58
And, like said, he has several "slave states". So it's really not like there was only one nation against many, but a group of nations controlled by one player against a coalition. Someone could call that puppet-wanking, but due the high level of the quality of his RP'ing I for one am ready to forgive that.

I don't think that his slave states are actually puppets. They're just people he's subjugated.
The Solarin League
23-04-2006, 16:04
Very interesting how many people there are against Kraven. Is there anybody out there willing to help him?

*raises hand* I helped out in the first part ofthe Kraven war, but got bored when it basically turned into "1 b0mb j00!". There was effectively NO ground combat at the beginning of the war.
Whyatica
23-04-2006, 16:05
The slave states are nations Kraven has conquered and molded in the Corporation's image such as mine. I generally do what I want around NS as long as it fits in the IC image of "The Kraven Corporation".
Madnestan
23-04-2006, 16:08
I don't think that his slave states are actually puppets. They're just people he's subjugated.

Some of them are, but I've got the picture that atleast some of them are indeed played by the same man. In any case, Kraven is more than one nation.
DMG
23-04-2006, 16:08
And, like said, he has several "slave states". So it's really not like there was only one nation against many, but a group of nations controlled by one player against a coalition. Someone could call that puppet-wanking, but due the high level of the quality of his RP'ing I for one am ready to forgive that.

*smacks Madnestan*

They aren't Kraven played nations...

They are people he has conquered or has joined him willingly...
DMG
23-04-2006, 16:09
Some of them are.

Care to say which some of them are? Or just want to make an accusation?
Madnestan
23-04-2006, 16:16
Care to say which some of them are? Or just want to make an accusation?

No need to baet me man. I wasn't accusing anyone of anything. I've just got that picture, like I said. For instance I thought Whyatica to be Kraven's puppet - it appears I was wrong. I just noticed him ordering a ship for Kraven Corporation earlier today.

Like said, I don't personally care about that. If they are indeed different people, everbetter. I would be fine with him using puppets too, due the plotline, IC situation, his number of enemies and his RP skills.
The Solarin League
23-04-2006, 16:18
Care to say which some of them are? Or just want to make an accusation?

Only nation I can think of that MIGHT have been a Kraven puppet was Concremo, a nation that I believe is dead now.
Willink
23-04-2006, 16:54
I belive this should be split into an OOC Thread, if is already not ?
Fourhearts
23-04-2006, 16:57
It pretty much became an OOC thread right after the 2nd or 3rd post
The Kraven Corporation
23-04-2006, 16:58
I still maintain Concremo, it was given to me by a friend who stopped playing, but I Couldn't post as Concremo on the forums, so instead I turned it into a Slave State, and from their and Xirniums coining of the term, it stuck, and grew..

thanks for the great comments people, it seems to have turned from a war thread into a Fan Thread :D :cool:
McKagan
23-04-2006, 17:01
Tip: Before making a thread to attack something, do some research.
Commonalitarianism
23-04-2006, 18:05
Quantum Encrypted Transmission--
Office of Economic Warfare-- Minister of Special Services Malthus Cruon
To: Various Identified enemies of the Kraven Corporation.

We have a special offer to make to you. Our full switch to a renewable economy has left us with a massive reserve of oil which we can no longer use. We are willing to sell this oil 200 million barrels of it at $40 a barrel significantly under market rate. This will allow you to power your ships to fight the Kraven corporation.

Also with our third mined low orbit asteroid we are able to significantly outproduce most earth based mining concerns. We are currently awash in excess iron, platinum, nickel, hydrogen, and oxygen. We can sell you 1,000,000 tons each at 20% below market rate.

The space junk cleanup has allowed us to gain quantities of recycled uranium, fuel from old satellites. We can sell this at a discount of 15% to power your ships reactors.

Our recyling concern International Underwater Salvage Cooperative has been raising ships up to the size of a battleship, submarines, and other materials. We can provide HY 80 steel, titanium, and composite ceramics in large quantities. We are once again willing to sell this at 20% below standard market value. It requires less processing of materials for recycled metal.

This will be a profitable concern for us. Those willing to total offer should be able to increase the size of their attack fleets by 10-15% at the same cost.
We are willing to fuel your fleets to end Kraven domination.
Jenrak
23-04-2006, 19:54
Quantum Encrypted Transmission--
Office of Economic Warfare-- Minister of Special Services Malthus Cruon
To: Various Identified enemies of the Kraven Corporation.

We have a special offer to make to you. Our full switch to a renewable economy has left us with a massive reserve of oil which we can no longer use. We are willing to sell this oil 200 million barrels of it at $40 a barrel significantly under market rate. This will allow you to power your ships to fight the Kraven corporation.

Also with our third mined low orbit asteroid we are able to significantly outproduce most earth based mining concerns. We are currently awash in excess iron, platinum, nickel, hydrogen, and oxygen. We can sell you 1,000,000 tons each at 20% below market rate.

The space junk cleanup has allowed us to gain quantities of recycled uranium, fuel from old satellites. We can sell this at a discount of 15% to power your ships reactors.

Our recyling concern International Underwater Salvage Cooperative has been raising ships up to the size of a battleship, submarines, and other materials. We can provide HY 80 steel, titanium, and composite ceramics in large quantities. We are once again willing to sell this at 20% below standard market value. It requires less processing of materials for recycled metal.

This will be a profitable concern for us. Those willing to total offer should be able to increase the size of their attack fleets by 10-15% at the same cost.
We are willing to fuel your fleets to end Kraven domination.

OOC: From what I see, it looks like you're going to lose alot more money than you'll make.
The Aeson
23-04-2006, 19:59
OOC: From what I see, it looks like you're going to lose alot more money than you'll make.

Unless of course this practice forces his competitors out of business.
Imperiux
23-04-2006, 20:00
The Anti-Oppressors Alliance, while anti-Kraven believes that there are too many involved against Kraven. We have decided to go destroy all oppressive nations instead. Report them on the Anti-Oppressors Alliance thread.
Cravan
23-04-2006, 20:02
The Anti-Oppressors Alliance, while anti-Kraven believes that there are too many involved against Kraven. We have decided to go destroy all oppressive nations instead. Report them on the Anti-Oppressors Alliance thread.

Right... You have fun now.
Jenrak
23-04-2006, 20:05
Unless of course this practice forces his competitors out of business.

Is that sarcasm? I can't tell (really, I can't).

I'm assuming for him to make money from alliance, he'll need to have his technology relatively similiar to the ones here. Hence it'll be around MT-PMT. Low orbit asteroid mining isn't a cheap thing to pull off. Not to mention markets you have to open up for these things, trade routes and building machines that would transport them.

Also, the switch a renewable economy isn't a very strong economy to begin with. Renewable would mean that other nations would most likely have them already, as they replenish themselves in other areas. With all the things he is doing for this, he's going to lose alot of money from maintenance, labour and to actually look for these things.

His competitors will probably not have to lower their prices, as once the supplies are sold, he'll be out of business and they'll have to not worry about losing to a new market.

Though that's just me. Go ahead and shit all over my theory.
Findan
23-04-2006, 20:06
Yeah AMF does own the territoy foormally occpied by the Kraven Corporation but his 'slave states' are another story
Commonalitarianism
23-04-2006, 22:05
I think it is possible to do. I already have the program in place and the full conversion process. So it would be more a matter of the shipping the material than anything else. We are philosophically green so we want to drive all the oil economies out of business and replace them with a renewable base. Initial losses would be acceptable. We have already been selling wind barges, solar, ethanol, hybrid electric cars, trains, and boats, biodiesel and hydroelectric in quantity by 2012.

Here is the base:
Renewable base: Biomass energy-- biorefineries which are analogs of oil refineries, solar power satellites, solar windows, solar cells, wind power, wave energy generators, bioshelter sewage-- produces methanol and fertilizers, hydroelectric-- 20% of our energy comes from this already, OTEC, and geothermal. Not as weak as you'd think. By 2025 60% of liquid fuel could be biomass, including soya based jet fuels. This could possibly outproduce the current economy with solar power satellites. Also begin building mass production of sonofusion generators in 2020. Test reactors for sonofusion were built in 2004. (PMT would allow this but not MT). It is very controversial. Half life of sonofusion waste is 20-40 years theoretically.

Access to space: http://www.liftport.com by 2018 we have space elevators. Enough time to open the near earth asteroids to mining by 2020. 5 years and we have full asteroid mining. Mass driver asteroid mining ships. Throw bags of rocks to giant catch nets on platforms. Bags are lowered to the earth. Low cost access to space. 2018 We use a modified SSTO DC-X rocket, it uses a sonofusion thermal system running off hydrogen fuel. Much more power than the original DC-X allowing it to reach orbit fairly easily. A nuclear thermal rocket gets to mars in 200 days. I think we would make it in about 150 days. The DC-X would be very reliable technology by PMT time.

By 2010 deep sea mining is instituted. By 2015 full recovery of ships and other material from the ocean floor is under way. We have the ability to recover ships right now. 10 years to develop the program.

Notes: In 2010 GE power releases high capacity cheap profitable metal hydride battery, clear solar windows go into mass production by Kyocera 2012, in 2008 ADM builds 100 massive biorefineries, 2010 Wind power is now 10% of our economy, in 2012 Hydroelectric is 20%.
Red Tide2
23-04-2006, 22:26
OOC: I considered allying with Kraven, but then decided it wouldnt be worth it because I already have what I want from him... C12.
Jenrak
23-04-2006, 23:41
I think it is possible to do. I already have the program in place and the full conversion process. So it would be more a matter of the shipping the material than anything else. We are philosophically green so we want to drive all the oil economies out of business and replace them with a renewable base. Initial losses would be acceptable. We have already been selling wind barges, solar, ethanol, hybrid electric cars, trains, and boats, biodiesel and hydroelectric in quantity by 2012.

Here is the base:
Renewable base: Biomass energy-- biorefineries which are analogs of oil refineries, solar power satellites, solar windows, solar cells, wind power, wave energy generators, bioshelter sewage-- produces methanol and fertilizers, hydroelectric-- 20% of our energy comes from this already, OTEC, and geothermal. Not as weak as you'd think. By 2025 60% of liquid fuel could be biomass, including soya based jet fuels. This could possibly outproduce the current economy with solar power satellites. Also begin building mass production of sonofusion generators in 2020. Test reactors for sonofusion were built in 2004. (PMT would allow this but not MT). It is very controversial. Half life of sonofusion waste is 20-40 years theoretically.

Access to space: http://www.liftport.com by 2018 we have space elevators. Enough time to open the near earth asteroids to mining by 2020. 5 years and we have full asteroid mining. Mass driver asteroid mining ships. Throw bags of rocks to giant catch nets on platforms. Bags are lowered to the earth. Low cost access to space. 2018 We use a modified SSTO DC-X rocket, it uses a sonofusion thermal system running off hydrogen fuel. Much more power than the original DC-X allowing it to reach orbit fairly easily. A nuclear thermal rocket gets to mars in 200 days. I think we would make it in about 150 days. The DC-X would be very reliable technology by PMT time.

By 2010 deep sea mining is instituted. By 2015 full recovery of ships and other material from the ocean floor is under way. We have the ability to recover ships right now. 10 years to develop the program.

Notes: In 2010 GE power releases high capacity cheap profitable metal hydride battery, clear solar windows go into mass production by Kyocera 2012, in 2008 ADM builds 100 massive biorefineries, 2010 Wind power is now 10% of our economy, in 2012 Hydroelectric is 20%.

You'd need to research all this and develop it in the first place. By stilll tying things from real life to in content its merely a source to show its plausible. The effort and exerted resources you are using could very well be only enough to pay back the amount lost in gaining this technology.

Not to mention the cost required in building these things.