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Arterusian Mutual Aid Pact (ATTN Jaredcohenia, Erikkland)

The Aeson
22-04-2006, 18:56
Since the amount of nations with colonies on Arterus is rapidly growing, land is bound to run out eventually, and expansion will take millitary tones. Add this to the ongoing Cravan/Kraven war and there is a recipe for large scale wars in this new continent, including invasions of otherwise peaceful nations. Therefore, to protect said peaceful nations, the Holy Empire of The Aeson has decided to establish a mutual aid pact.

Terms:
Article One: All nations that join must have claims in Arterus, and must not be part of any current ongoing war in Arterus, unless an exception is made by unanimous consent by all member nations.
Article Two:All nations will come to the assistance of any nation that is part of the AMAP if they are invaded.
Article Three:If a nation that is part of the AMAP declares war on a nation that is not part of the AMAP, other nations may choose to assist, or not.
Article Four: If a nation that is part of the AMAP declares war on a nation that is part of the AMAP, the agressor nation will be ejected, and the other nations in the AMAP will come to the invaded nation as indicated in Article Two.
Article Five: If a war breaks out between two nations that are part of the AMAP, and it is not immediately apparent which nation is the agressor, both nations will be suspended from the AMAP pending a decision.
Article Six: Any nation may, if they have reasonable ground, (genocide, absolute proof of plans to invade another member of the AMAP, etc.) call for the ejection of another nation. If this is to happen, a majority vote will decide whether the ejection should be carried out.

Current Member Nations
Now located here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=11134172#post11134172)
Jaredcohenia
22-04-2006, 19:49
Jaredcohenia agrees that a mutual aid pact is needed, seeing how the Cravan war is affected Jaredcohenian trade. A trading vessel was almost attacked by a submarine today, and that needs to be stopped.

Admiral Zolzion Macbeth, the Governor of the Ianian areas of Jaredcohenia, fully backs this and word has been sent by the Dictator to put Jaredcohenia into the pact.
The Aeson
22-04-2006, 20:00
Jaredcohenia agrees that a mutual aid pact is needed, seeing how the Cravan war is affected Jaredcohenian trade. A trading vessel was almost attacked by a submarine today, and that needs to be stopped.

Admiral Zolzion Macbeth, the Governor of the Ianian areas of Jaredcohenia, fully backs this and word has been sent by the Dictator to put Jaredcohenia into the pact.

Accepted. You've been added to the list.
The Aeson
22-04-2006, 20:41
Bump
Anglad
22-04-2006, 20:59
I would, however most of us on the continent are some how involved in the war.
Errikland
22-04-2006, 21:08
My nation will gladly join this pact.
The Aeson
22-04-2006, 21:34
All right, Angland, once you're at peace, feel free to join.

Errikland, I'm sorry, but I've been informed that you're slaughtering natives, and, as such, until that matter is resolved I can't accept you.
Errikland
22-04-2006, 21:36
All right, Angland, once you're at peace, feel free to join.

Errikland, I'm sorry, but I've been informed that you're slaughtering natives, and, as such, until that matter is resolved I can't accept you.

We are not slaughtering natives. Many were up in arms against us, and we destroyed them. All of the peaceful ones have been left alone by my government.
The Aeson
22-04-2006, 21:43
We are not slaughtering natives. Many were up in arms against us, and we destroyed them. All of the peaceful ones have been left alone by my government.

Our agents have obtained the following millitary dispatch. OOC: You never marked it secret, and in fact marked it as the official message.

Official message:
From: General Michael Roberts
To: Major Thomas Jones

The major tribes on the border of our territory in your region (to the west and south) are knowingly hostile to us. They are supporting insurrections amoungst local tribes that normally would not be able to oppose us at this point by rallying them and smuggling weapons in to them. Take your forces and wipe them out. Utterly.
Lists of the hostile tribes including maps and charts of all of our information on them are included.
I am sending a similar letter to our army to the east of your position, and they are to do the same to the tribes threatening their region. Expect no reinforcements.
Errikland
22-04-2006, 21:54
Perhaps you should have highlighted that they were knowingly hostile. We sent orders to our men to wipe out those that were knowingly hostile utterly. If we had left any alive, then they could have rallied more natives against us, which the tribes had already been doing. This would have resulted in more destruction of Errikan private property and further loss of life on the part of Errikan civilians. As the Errikan government, it is our first priority to protect our civilians lives and property as best we can and as efficiently as possible. Those natives were a threat to them, and thus it was our responsibility to destroy them.

If the dispatch had said to kill any natives you come across, or go out and hunt down all natives, then your accusations would be true. However, this was not the case.
The Aeson
22-04-2006, 21:57
Do you mean to imply that every man, woman, and child in those tribes were knowingly hostile to you? The dispatch says to wipe out the entire tribes. All of them.

Furthermore, you seem to be implying that your property is more important than the lives of those men, women, and children.
Errikland
22-04-2006, 22:11
Furthermore, you seem to be implying that your property is more important than the lives of those men, women, and children.

Official message:

From: Errikan Secretary of the Military and Commander of Arterus forces, General Michael Roberts
To: Aeson

It is our government's responsibility to protect our citizens. It is not our government's responsibility to protect those who are not our citizens. This does not mean it is right for our government to murder those that are not our citizens for no good reason, but it does mean that we should never put the lives of hostile foreigners before the lives and/or property of our own citizens. Such a thing would be a horrendous abuse of power, and grounds for impeachment from office by any means.

With our esteems,
General Michael Roberts and the entire Errikan Government
The Aeson
22-04-2006, 22:14
Official message:

From: Errikan Secretary of the Military and Commander of Arterus forces, General Michael Roberts
To: Aeson

It is our government's responsibility to protect our citizens. It is not our government's responsibility to protect those who are not our citizens. This does not mean it is right for our government to murder those that are not our citizens for no good reason, but it does mean that we should never put the lives of hostile foreigners before the lives and/or property of our own citizens. Such a thing would be a horrendous abuse of power, and grounds for impeachment from office by any means.

With our esteems,
General Michael Roberts and the entire Errikan Government

So, if, for instance, a child from The Aeson on vacation in Errikland was to burn down a shed, he would be eligible for the death penalty?

Furthermore, I note that the esteemed General has neglected to answer the first part of the question.
Anglad
22-04-2006, 22:16
I'm backing you Aeson. I sent him a decleration that orders him to stand down his operations against them or face military response.
Jaredcohenia
22-04-2006, 22:21
OOC: Arguments from the Jaredcohenian Military in the other topic.
Errikland
22-04-2006, 22:25
Official message:

From: Grand Emperor Christian Michael Victor, Sovereign of the Errikan people
To: All Involved

I have taken direct control of all Errikan matters in the region. My apoligies for any confusion based on my General's practices and/or comments, as he is a military commander, not a diplomat. Furthermore, for efficiency, I would appriciate it if all questions were to be directed where this all began. I thank you for your cooperation.

Grand Emperor Christian Michael Victory, Sovereign of the Errikan people

(OOC: where this all began is the original thread)
The Aeson
22-04-2006, 22:29
OOC: Good point. Let's put this thread back on topic. Any other applicants?
Errikland
22-04-2006, 22:46
Just one more minor distraction:

Once I have proved that these accusations are baseless, will I be allowed in?
The Aeson
22-04-2006, 22:47
If you prove that yes, or if the nations (whom I will not name here,) that drew my attention to this withdraw their complaints.
The Aeson
22-04-2006, 23:07
Preemptive bump.
The Aeson
23-04-2006, 01:01
Bump.
Anglad
23-04-2006, 01:06
I want to join.
The Aeson
23-04-2006, 01:08
I want to join.

Let me consult with the other members. Er... member.
The Aeson
23-04-2006, 01:25
I want to join.

Angland, I've consulted the other member, and you're in.
Anglad
23-04-2006, 01:28
Thanks.

This does not extend to the war against Kraven, and I don't expect you to join if you don't want too.
Jaredcohenia
23-04-2006, 03:40
Bump.
The Aeson
23-04-2006, 14:17
All right, Errikland, the complaint against you has been withdrawn. If you still want in, you're in.
The Aeson
23-04-2006, 15:32
Maximum Encryption, to members of the AMAP only.

As the founder of this alliance, I come to it's members (both of you) with a grave proposition. That the alliance take action against the Kraven forces on Arterus who seem determine to strip the nation of all resources. NS Zuckaria, the discoverer of this land has already fallen. We must take action.
Frenzia
23-04-2006, 16:17
Seeing how the region is becoming caught up in wars and such we feel it is nessecary to make peaceful ties with other nations,we would like to sign this mutual aid pact and we urge all warring nations to end their conflicts and sign this pact.We offer all nations who have signed this pact,free trade with us.We would also like to exchange embassies with nations who have signed this pact.
The Aeson
23-04-2006, 16:20
Seeing how the region is becoming caught up in wars and such we feel it is nessecary to make peaceful ties with other nations,we would like to sign this mutual aid pact and we urge all warring nations to end their conflicts and sign this pact.We offer all nations who have signed this pact,free trade with us.We would also like to exchange embassies with nations who have signed this pact.

Um... Do you have lands in Arterus?
Frenzia
23-04-2006, 16:23
Yes I do
The Aeson
23-04-2006, 16:25
Are you currently at war in Arterus? If not, you're in.
Errikland
23-04-2006, 16:26
All right, Errikland, the complaint against you has been withdrawn. If you still want in, you're in.

"Thank you very much. I knew I could clear my name. I would still love to join."
Frenzia
23-04-2006, 16:29
No we are not at war.We thank you for accepting us.
The Aeson
23-04-2006, 17:15
bump
Jaredcohenia
23-04-2006, 19:04
Bump'd
Greater Chinese Region
23-04-2006, 20:09
-Incoming Transmission

TO: Member Nations of the Arterusian Aid Pact
FROM: Premier Zhou, Greater Chinese Region

The GCR completely agrees with the member nations on their stance of mutual defense. Our nation will like to enter in this pact. We are currently not at war.

We auxiously await the decision of the member nations.

-End Transmission
The Aeson
23-04-2006, 20:10
-Incoming Transmission

TO: Member Nations of the Arterusian Aid Pact
FROM: Premier Zhou, Greater Chinese Region

The GCR completely agrees with the member nations on their stance of mutual defense. Our nation will like to enter in this pact. We are currently not at war.

We auxiously await the decision of the member nations.

-End Transmission

You're accepted. Welcome to the Pact.
Greater Chinese Region
23-04-2006, 21:16
thank you.
Errikland
24-04-2006, 00:55
bump

yeah, that
Kubra
25-04-2006, 00:45
Kubra would like to join AMAP, as it would seem like a huge benefit for Kubra.
The Aeson
25-04-2006, 00:45
Kubra would like to join AMAP, as it would seem like a huge benefit for Kubra.

You are accepted.
Jaredcohenia
25-04-2006, 00:48
Jaredcohenia has proposed a possible treaty with Kraven, just to avoid killing my people and annexing my land.
Kubra
25-04-2006, 00:57
Jaredcohenia has proposed a possible treaty with Kraven, just to avoid killing my people and annexing my land. That's quite understandable, considering their intent. Did you hear? They're constructing road blocks, as well as firebases. Then again, I'm doing such things too. You know, just for border protection.
Errikland
25-04-2006, 01:31
That's quite understandable, considering their intent. Did you hear? They're constructing road blocks, as well as firebases. Then again, I'm doing such things too. You know, just for border protection.

I'm glad you feel that way, as I am requesting a similar treaty.
Kubra
25-04-2006, 01:32
I'm glad you feel that way, as I am requesting a similar treaty. I don't want to start up discussions with Kraven because I'm afraid of refusing them. The nations that refuse his terms have a nasty habit of getting invaded.
Greater Chinese Region
25-04-2006, 02:24
After reading the articles again, I have a question.

Under Article Two, AMAP signatories must "come to the assistance of" another AMAP signatory. What exactly is "assistance"? Economical? Purely the defense of that nation's land? Military action aganist the enemy? Counter-attack towards the agressor?


I propose an amendment. In the case of war, all AMAP signatories must:

1) Declare war on the aggressor and its allies;
1) Cease all diplomatic connections with the aggressor and recall all ambassadors;
2) Stop all trade with the aggresssor;
3) Send military forces to the invaded nation;
4) Hold a vote whether or not to launch a counter-attack aganist the enemy.

I believe these measures will strength this alliance.
Kubra
25-04-2006, 02:27
After reading the articles again, I have a question.

Under Article Two, AMAP signatories must "come to the assistance of" another AMAP signatory. What exactly is "assistance"? Economical? Purely the defense of that nation's land? Military action aganist the enemy? Counter-attack towards the agressor?


I propose an amendment. In the case of war, all AMAP signatories must:

1) Declare war on the aggressor and its allies;
1) Cease all diplomatic connections with the aggressor and recall all ambassadors;
2) Stop all trade with the aggresssor;
3) Send military forces to the invaded nation;
4) Hold a vote whether or not to launch a counter-attack aganist the enemy.

I believe these measures will strength this alliance. I second this, considering many nations tend to neglect their allies.
Anglad
25-04-2006, 02:28
I will not allow it. I am at war with them and would rather not have my allies friendly with them. Damn.
Jaredcohenia
25-04-2006, 02:29
Jaredcohenia refuses to sign it.
Greater Chinese Region
25-04-2006, 02:31
I will not allow it. I am at war with them and would rather not have my allies friendly with them. Damn.

OOC: ...?

If anything, this proposed amendment will strengthen the AMAP's commitments to its members. If Kraven were to invade you, this would force all members to immediately declare war on it, instead of sending vague "assistance".

lol, I suggested this after seeing you fending for yourself.
Greater Chinese Region
25-04-2006, 02:32
Jaredcohenia refuses to sign it.

Are theres specific items that you disagree with? Maybe we can work something out.
Jaredcohenia
25-04-2006, 02:47
OOC: I like it the way it is.

IC:
JNN BRINGING YOU BREAKING NEWS!

The Dictator called a press conference, and a reaction to the recent mobilization of Kubran troops.

"TROOPS HAVE BEEN MOBILIZED AGAINST OUR LAND BY ANOTHER MEMBER OF THE AMAP (KUBRA). THIS IS NOT ALLOWED BY JAREDCOHENIA! STRATODESTROYERS AND BOMBERS ARE BEING CARRIED ACROSS THE WATERS TO KUBRA! THEY WILL REGRET THE DAY THEY MESSED WITH OUR COUNTRY!"

JNN will bring you up to the minute news as we figure this out, for JNN, this is Coyote Sturm.
Anglad
25-04-2006, 02:52
Actually it isn't. Do I have to bring in an EXPERIENCED player n00b?

I never said he ran off and killed something.

I didn't even say he died, all i said was he looked up.

You want me to get an Expireinced player's confimation on it?
Anglad
25-04-2006, 02:55
Wrong thread^

and @ China

I was talking about the one before that.

I would like assistance after I stomp this unfaithful n00b.
The Royal Code
25-04-2006, 03:00
Oh snap, i'm def in on this :)
Kubra
25-04-2006, 03:04
OOC: I like it the way it is.

IC:
JNN BRINGING YOU BREAKING NEWS!

The Dictator called a press conference, and a reaction to the recent mobilization of Kubran troops.

"TROOPS HAVE BEEN MOBILIZED AGAINST OUR LAND BY ANOTHER MEMBER OF THE AMAP (KUBRA). THIS IS NOT ALLOWED BY JAREDCOHENIA! STRATODESTROYERS AND BOMBERS ARE BEING CARRIED ACROSS THE WATERS TO KUBRA! THEY WILL REGRET THE DAY THEY MESSED WITH OUR COUNTRY!"

JNN will bring you up to the minute news as we figure this out, for JNN, this is Coyote Sturm. <_< Don't worry, this should be close ot a resolve.

To the members of AMAP, this is a complete misunderstanding. I thoguht he had taken some of my land so I mobilized troops to an area that was still under my control.

I've apologized for the incident, nd I hope it will come to a quick and peaceful end.
Greater Chinese Region
25-04-2006, 03:05
Oh snap, i'm def in on this :)

http://merchrobot.com/images/content/oh_snap_full.jpg

:D
Intermania
25-04-2006, 03:05
The Intermanian Government wishes to become part of the AMAP.
Greater Chinese Region
25-04-2006, 03:36
Movement: To expel Bluglug from the AMAP (considering he's gone and probably not coming back)
Kubra
25-04-2006, 03:39
Movement: To expel Bluglug from the AMAP (considering he's gone and probably not coming back) I vote yes.
Jaredcohenia
25-04-2006, 03:39
Jaredcohenia must keep Blaglug in the AMAP. (sorry if i spelt it wrong)

And if you persist to get Blaglug out, then I will be forced a more drastic measure.
Kubra
25-04-2006, 03:40
Jaredcohenia must keep Blaglug in the AMAP. (sorry if i spelt it wrong)

And if you persist to get Blaglug out, then I will be forced a more drastic measure. As in?
Jaredcohenia
25-04-2006, 03:46
OOC: Haven't thought of it yet. Let's just say my nation is a tad bigger than yours...as is my military.
Greater Chinese Region
25-04-2006, 03:49
Jaredcohenia must keep Blaglug in the AMAP. (sorry if i spelt it wrong)

And if you persist to get Blaglug out, then I will be forced a more drastic measure.

OOC: This is purely a pratical matter. It seems that Blaglug is going to "fuck off". I don't think there's much point in keeping him in this, but if you would like to keep him here for the time being, so be it.
Jaredcohenia
25-04-2006, 03:50
OOC: Blaglug is just pissed off, trust me, he's going to stay.
Kubra
25-04-2006, 03:51
OOC: Haven't thought of it yet. Let's just say my nation is a tad bigger than yours...as is my military. Maybe so, but is taking a vote reasonable grounds to start a war? Does that make the democratic process reasonable grounds to start a war? I think not.
Jaredcohenia
25-04-2006, 03:55
OOC: Blaglug is one of Jaredcohenia's strongest ally, and he was here before you even knew what Arterus was. I don't think it is very democratic at your automatic assumption that I was taking your lands...and to be honest I am really not liking you. You act like you're hot shit in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a dixie cup. You're a nation of not 20 million and you're already making nuclear power plants? Nice place for me to bomb. ;) Kidding about the bombing, btw.
Roman Greece
25-04-2006, 04:00
Roman Greek Arterus and Kukaria wish to join if able to.
Kubra
25-04-2006, 04:02
They're quite a lot better for the population. Coal and oil plants cause considerably more pollution. Nuclear power plants are not only cleaner, but more efficient. I want the best for my country. As for the cold Diarrhea in a dixie up, at least I'm better to drink on a hot day. Who drinks hot shit in a champagne glass when it's plus 30?

Although I did assume you were taking my land, I also apologized.
Anglad
25-04-2006, 04:05
I'm not gone. I'm done with that damn continent. You piss me off and I'll still kill you.

I will explain entirely my actions for attacking.

1) Origanally, you posted that you were mobilizing troops against JC.
2) This was against the AMAP treaty so I ordered and attack.
3) You were attacked by me (one bomb)
4) You realized your mistake and corrected it
5) I ordered my planes to stop.
6) You accuse me of attacking you agaisnt the treaty.
7) This whole argument is ensued and I eventually stop posting because bad things happen when I get that pissed off.


So. As you can see, I attacked BEFORE you corrected your mistake.
Thus, I attacked because of the MISTAKE that was CORRECTED and thus two things can happen

1) That never happened or
2) My agression was justified.

Do you understand where I am coming from now? (I have calmed down, but you have to realize the position I was in. I was being treated misjustly and accused of things I didn't do.)

If you don't I will continue to explain it.
Anglad
25-04-2006, 04:07
I'm not gone. I'm done with that damn continent. You piss me off and I'll still kill you.

I will explain entirely my actions for attacking.

1) Origanally, you posted that you were mobilizing troops against JC.
2) This was against the AMAP treaty so I ordered and attack.
3) You were attacked by me (one bomb)
4) You realized your mistake and corrected it
5) I ordered my planes to stop.
6) You accuse me of attacking you agaisnt the treaty.
7) This whole argument is ensued and I eventually stop posting because bad things happen when I get that pissed off.


So. As you can see, I attacked BEFORE you corrected your mistake.
Thus, I attacked because of the MISTAKE that was CORRECTED and thus two things can happen

1) That never happened or
2) My agression was justified.

Do you understand where I am coming from now? (I have calmed down, but you have to realize the position I was in. I was being treated misjustly and accused of things I didn't do.)

If you don't I will continue to explain it.
Anglad
25-04-2006, 04:07
I'm not gone. I'm done with that damn continent. You piss me off and I'll still kill you.

I will explain entirely my actions for attacking.

1) Origanally, you posted that you were mobilizing troops against JC.
2) This was against the AMAP treaty so I ordered and attack.
3) You were attacked by me (one bomb)
4) You realized your mistake and corrected it
5) I ordered my planes to stop.
6) You accuse me of attacking you agaisnt the treaty.
7) This whole argument is ensued and I eventually stop posting because bad things happen when I get that pissed off.


So. As you can see, I attacked BEFORE you corrected your mistake.
Thus, I attacked because of the MISTAKE that was CORRECTED and thus two things can happen

1) That never happened or
2) My agression was justified.

Do you understand where I am coming from now? (I have calmed down, but you have to realize the position I was in. I was being treated misjustly and accused of things I didn't do.)

If you don't I will continue to explain it.
Greater Chinese Region
25-04-2006, 04:09
Roman Greek Arterus and Kukaria wish to join if able to.

Sure, come on in.

Intermania, you can join too.
Intermania
25-04-2006, 04:15
Sure, come on in.

Intermania, you can join too.
The Commonwealth of Intermania Humbly thanks you for our admitance into the AMAP.
Anglad
25-04-2006, 04:16
Actually, Intermania is denied to enter the alliance until I further discuss matters of humanitarian issue with Aeson and JC.
Kubra
25-04-2006, 04:18
I'm not gone. I'm done with that damn continent. You piss me off and I'll still kill you.

I will explain entirely my actions for attacking.

1) Origanally, you posted that you were mobilizing troops against JC.
2) This was against the AMAP treaty so I ordered and attack.
3) You were attacked by me (one bomb)
4) You realized your mistake and corrected it
5) I ordered my planes to stop.
6) You accuse me of attacking you agaisnt the treaty.
7) This whole argument is ensued and I eventually stop posting because bad things happen when I get that pissed off.


So. As you can see, I attacked BEFORE you corrected your mistake.
Thus, I attacked because of the MISTAKE that was CORRECTED and thus two things can happen

1) That never happened or
2) My agression was justified.

Do you understand where I am coming from now? (I have calmed down, but you have to realize the position I was in. I was being treated misjustly and accused of things I didn't do.)

If you don't I will continue to explain it. OOC:triple post is just overkill.

True, you did attack before I corrected. Though a good leader waits until the actions unfold, not resort to your guns at such an early time.

And mistake or no mistake, you killed one of my men. How will you explain it to his family?

Although I am starting to understand why you did what you did.
Intermania
25-04-2006, 04:22
Actually, Intermania is denied to enter the alliance until I further discuss matters of humanitarian issue with Aeson and JC.
I demand to know what these issues are.
Jaredcohenia
25-04-2006, 04:22
The Commonwealth of Intermania Humbly thanks you for our admitance into the AMAP.

GCR has little/no authority in the AMAP yet...or so I believe. It is the Aeson's pact, and Blaglug and I were the first two members.
Anglad
25-04-2006, 04:23
The Triple post happened because of a computer error. That's all.


Also,

Though you are right about the good leader thing, I was so mad at it already that I didn't care, but I still did and that can't be changed.

However,

Your soldier didn't die. that's why it wasn't Godmodding. See, I said he "looked up" and then their was explosion. You could have said it was in the distance, could have said the plane exploded (which would be godmodding) or something else. I never said he "was blown up" or anything. That is why we got into the fight, see, you could have said it exploded in the distance (that's actually what I intended you to do anyway.)

I hope we understand each other.
Anglad
25-04-2006, 04:27
These reasons:

First, you denied me acess to your land after giving me permission (I could care less, but it is kind of back-stabby)

Second, you invaded another nation without letting them respond.
Third, That penninsula was owned by someone esle (though, technically I owned it) and so you can't just go claim it.


Do you wish to refute these aligations?

(Mainly 2 and 3)
Intermania
25-04-2006, 04:30
These reasons:

First, you denied me acess to your land after giving me permission (I could care less, but it is kind of back-stabby)

Second, you invaded another nation without letting them respond.
Third, That penninsula was owned by someone esle (though, technically I owned it) and so you can't just go claim it.


Do you wish to refute these aligations?

(Mainly 2 and 3)
Which nation did I invade? IT's not my fault that you weren't given the land that you asked for. I changed my mind about letting you in because you threatned to invade me if I didn't I thne realized that letting you in would be giving in.
Kubra
25-04-2006, 04:32
OOC: He did die. He died because I decided it. That's the fun of RPs, you decide who dies. You decide nearly everything.

IC: Hmm, denial. You doubt that the soldier was killed, yet he was reported MIA. We can only suspect the worst.

Although we only wish for you to pay for his funeral. His family is taking it harshly, it's the least you can do. I see your position, and I underetand why you did what you did.
Anglad
25-04-2006, 04:37
OOC: I do not believe you posted that anywhere, AND thus is void.

@ Isaemania

That v-nation or something.
Intermania
25-04-2006, 04:39
OOC: I do not believe you posted that anywhere, AND thus is void.

@ Isaemania

That v-nation or something.
No I didn't, I was talking about the peninsula that is on the same land mass as where my land is now. It's right between Vampircy, and Kraven.
Anglad
25-04-2006, 04:42
Yes, Blaglug will pay for this man's funeral. It is very sad and we wish it did not have to happen. However, Blaglug requests you issue an apology (in the main thread that they're all at) to Blaglug because our image has been greatly hurt.

We are truly sorry for your loss.
Kubra
25-04-2006, 04:43
No I didn't, I was talking about the peninsula that is on the same land mass as where my land is now. It's right between Vampircy, and Kraven. Dunno why anyone would want that peninsula.
Intermania
25-04-2006, 04:44
Dunno why anyone would want that peninsula.
I can have more control over shipping through the straight.
Anglad
25-04-2006, 04:46
Fine. Compliant withdrawn. You have to wait for Aeson's permission however.
Intermania
25-04-2006, 04:48
Fine. Compliant withdrawn. You have to wait for Aeson's permission however.
Ok, fare enough. I hope that our two countries may have better relationships in the future.
Errikland
25-04-2006, 04:53
This bickering between us is useless. Kraven is massing their forces on my border, and once they attack me they may attack anyone. I suggest you ready your forces.

My arms deal I have offered to several stands for all. This means that my major weapons manufacturers can deal directly with you. Their capacity to build quickly and cheaply is nearly unlimited in my "capitalist paradise."

Also, I have struck quite a bit of oil, which my refineries are busy refining. As soon as any gas is good I intend to pump in into as many tanks, ships, and planes as I can. I could get my oil companies on the same deal as the arms manufacturers, thus greatly simplifying our system.

I hope some of what I have said has some effect on you.
Anglad
25-04-2006, 04:53
I still want to have an Alliance with you though. Nation to Nation. Agreed? Let's put this behind us.
Greater Chinese Region
25-04-2006, 04:57
This bickering between us is useless. Kraven is massing their forces on my border, and once they attack me they may attack anyone. I suggest you ready your forces.

My arms deal I have offered to several stands for all. This means that my major weapons manufacturers can deal directly with you. Their capacity to build quickly and cheaply is nearly unlimited in my "capitalist paradise."

Also, I have struck quite a bit of oil, which my refineries are busy refining. As soon as any gas is good I intend to pump in into as many tanks, ships, and planes as I can. I could get my oil companies on the same deal as the arms manufacturers, thus greatly simplifying our system.

I hope some of what I have said has some effect on you.

I took you up on your offer, and several arms deals have been negotiated.

If you like, I can deploy some of my troops in your territory to assist in its defense.
Anglad
25-04-2006, 05:01
The fact is we'll die if I cannot convince stronger nations to help us.

I'm currently working on that. If you have any targets to be bombed, I'm still at war.
[NS]Zukariaa
25-04-2006, 05:02
OOC-Errikland, check your messages.
Errikland
25-04-2006, 05:02
I took you up on your offer, and several arms deals have been negotiated.

If you like, I can deploy some of my troops in your territory to assist in its defense.

When I talked about the arms deal here, I was talking to those who had not yet had it offered to them.

I thank you for your offer, but I have the short term defense covered. You should still work on your military, though, so that, should the war erupt, you can open up another front while Kraven is occupied at my borders.
Kubra
25-04-2006, 05:16
Are you completely sure Kraven is massing? What's the proof?
[NS]Zukariaa
25-04-2006, 05:20
OOC-Kraven is fortifying the borders to prevent attack.
Kubra
25-04-2006, 05:25
Zukariaa']OOC-Kraven is fortifying the borders to prevent attack. True, and they said they might advance without any warning.

Maybe it would be wise to attack while we have him by suprise?
Errikland
25-04-2006, 05:36
True, and they said they might advance without any warning.

Maybe it would be wise to attack while we have him by suprise?

Perhaps. However, I am hesitant to give up on peace in the region. I am still hoping that some of us will be able to manage some peace agreement. In the meantime, my newfound oil will support any military I have to mass in the area.
Frenzia
25-04-2006, 06:33
Trying to reason with Kraven is not smart,give him the chance and he enslaves your population,harvests your resources,and takes over your government.I say we wait,if he attacks another nation we all band together with GAPTS and other non AMAPS members and destroy him before he can do more harm.
The Aeson
25-04-2006, 21:14
Actually, Intermania is denied to enter the alliance until I further discuss matters of humanitarian issue with Aeson and JC.

All right, I'm back. RGA and RGK you're in. Now what's the issue here Anglad?
Jaredcohenia
25-04-2006, 21:36
OOC: Aeson, if I umm...bomb a nation here, would I be expelled and invaded personally?
The Aeson
25-04-2006, 21:59
OOC: Aeson, if I umm...bomb a nation here, would I be expelled and invaded personally?

OOC: If you're planning on bombing a nation that has signed the pact, yes. Unless you have good reason, which falls under Article Six, in which case you could try to have them expelled from the pact.
Jaredcohenia
25-04-2006, 22:22
OOC: Aeson, you have any type of IM? If so TG me it.
The Aeson
25-04-2006, 22:39
OOC: Aeson, you have any type of IM? If so TG me it.

OOC: Nope.
Jaredcohenia
25-04-2006, 23:05
OOC: Well, I want to bomb Kubra. He deployed his troops against mine and made me think he was going to assault my troops. I called in bombers and whatnot and they're stationed in international waters. He got my country in a panic and realized it was a mistake after a radio broadcast and about 15-30 minutes.

not gonna do ns times again ;_;
Cravan
25-04-2006, 23:26
OOC: ....approx. 1 week NS time.

OOC: Just so you know, time doesn't flow like that in every RP. It does in DMG's thread, but maybe not in this one. Sometimes an evening NS can last over a month RL. For more on this concept, I suggest reading this (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Game_time).
Kubra
26-04-2006, 00:32
OOC: Well, I want to bomb Kubra. He deployed his troops against mine and made me think he was going to assault my troops. I called in bombers and whatnot and they're stationed in international waters. He got my country in a panic and realized it was a mistake after a radio broadcast and about 15-30 minutes.

not gonna do ns times again ;_; OOC: Jeez, we apologized and even gave you a bottle of vintage wine.

If you did not receive the wine, well we'll be observing that post office worker carefully.
Jaredcohenia
26-04-2006, 00:40
OOC: Wine? We'd prefer hard liquor or some Irish Coffee.
Intermania
26-04-2006, 00:41
I don't mean to be rude, but I was just wondering what the state of my application was.
Kubra
26-04-2006, 00:43
OOC: Wine? We'd prefer hard liquor or some Irish Coffee. That can be arranged. Would you prefer vodka or whiskey?
Jaredcohenia
26-04-2006, 00:47
OOC: Around 20 of your hardest liquor, please. Maybe 180 proof whiskey? :P
The Aeson
26-04-2006, 00:47
I don't mean to be rude, but I was just wondering what the state of my application was.

Well, Angland's blocked you over human rights issues. But unless he clarifies I'm going to override him and let you in.
Intermania
26-04-2006, 00:49
Well, Angland's blocked you over human rights issues. But unless he clarifies I'm going to override him and let you in.
His protest was already withdrawn.
Fine. Compliant withdrawn. You have to wait for Aeson's permission however.
Post #89
Kubra
26-04-2006, 00:52
OOC: Around 20 of your hardest liquor, please. Maybe 180 proof whiskey? :P We do have nearly pure alcohol (98% alcohol) but we use this for scientific purposes. Would you like it to drink, instead?

180 proof whiskey, eh? Your order has been noted. A man has been sent to a government avern (the BEST tavern in the country) to find some. You should recieve it in around 1 NS week (That's like what, 5 minutes?)
The Aeson
26-04-2006, 01:39
His protest was already withdrawn.

Post #89

'Kay. You're in.
Anglad
26-04-2006, 01:49
Yeah, I withdrew my complaint, and Kubra, did you make the apolpgy?
Kubra
26-04-2006, 01:53
Yeah, I withdrew my complaint, and Kubra, did you make the apolpgy? To Jaredcohenia? Yes, I did.
Intermania
26-04-2006, 03:21
I still want to have an Alliance with you though. Nation to Nation. Agreed? Let's put this behind us.
OH I didn't realize you where talking to me. I will agree to this alliance if you remove the NFZ, I am afraid that it will cause an unecassery war that many are not ready for. I also want a gaurantee that you will help me if I am ever invaded.
Kubra
26-04-2006, 03:25
OH I didn't realize you where talking to me. I will agree to this alliance if you remove the NFZ, I am afraid that it will cause an unecassery war that many are not ready for. I also want a gaurantee that you will help me if I am ever invaded. Oh, what does it matter? The NZF will probably be taken down what with the recent attack.
Intermania
26-04-2006, 03:27
I want it to be removed by him not Kraven. Otherwise war could break out.
Kubra
26-04-2006, 03:31
I want it to be removed by him not Kraven. Otherwise war could break out. It's already broken out, anyways. Remember, Neville Chaimberlain tried to use diplomacy to stop World War II. Well, he didn't manage to stop the war and the war was ended by atomic weaponry. Well, we can confirm that he failed very miserably.
Errikland
07-05-2006, 17:38
Kraven forces are attacking me heavily in my eastern teritorry in the main continent of Arterus, in case anyone did not know.

All members who are not already, please attack Kraven.
Errikland
15-05-2006, 05:34
er - bump . . .
Kubra
15-05-2006, 05:37
er - bump . . . OOC: Ehh, I've always had problems with joining in an rp. Plus I don't have any available ships until I can think of some good ones.
Errikland
15-05-2006, 05:45
OOC: Ehh, I've always had problems with joining in an rp. Plus I don't have any available ships until I can think of some good ones.

My shipping networks could easily smuggle whatever troops you want into my blockaded territory (they just go around the blockade, as the sorrounding territories allow me to pass through), then ship them to the battlefront with my trains. Also, any aircraft could be transported in the same fashion, and they are needed in the land war.
Kubra
15-05-2006, 05:48
My shipping networks could easily smuggle whatever troops you want into my blockaded territory (they just go around the blockade, as the sorrounding territories allow me to pass through), then ship them to the battlefront with my trains. Also, any aircraft could be transported in the same fashion, and they are needed in the land war. Good idea, although I can only send basic infantry. I can send some snipers, but not many.
Errikland
15-05-2006, 05:59
Good idea, although I can only send basic infantry. I can send some snipers, but not many.

I thank you for whatever you can send.

What sort of numbers are we talking about? Also, what sort of training do the troops have, and how are they equiped? What language do they speak, what sort of ethnic background do they generally have, what are they culturally, etc.? Providing some basic background on your troops makes RPs a lot better.

Also, would you be controlling them or would you send them under my command? I would recommend personally controlling them, as it is a lot more fun, but I would take command if you do not want to.
Errikland
15-05-2006, 22:57
er - bump . . .

*cough*
Kubra
16-05-2006, 00:13
I thank you for whatever you can send.

What sort of numbers are we talking about? Also, what sort of training do the troops have, and how are they equiped? What language do they speak, what sort of ethnic background do they generally have, what are they culturally, etc.? Providing some basic background on your troops makes RPs a lot better.

Also, would you be controlling them or would you send them under my command? I would recommend personally controlling them, as it is a lot more fun, but I would take command if you do not want to. I usually send my soldiers in numers of 50,000 or 100,000. There are 2 official languages, english and arabic. Kubra, in fact, has a strong iddle eastern influence. Although, a burst of immigrants has been changing that. As for training, they get what they need. The basic infantry have learned to fire their rifles and survive. Marksmen (snipers) have been taught to control their breathing and proper rifle handling. Others (like those in armoured or mechanized) are trained and tests for their proper operators license. As for their equpment, they use AK-101s and Eryx launchers. Submachine guns have yet to be issued. Snipers rifles are few, about 550. Most of which are copies of the old L4A1 design used by Britain in the second world war. A new rifle is currently being designed, but it has yet to be finished (meaning I need an expert on gun characteristics to help me).

The country is slowly becoming multicultural, but the middle eastern influence is still present. Women are still loooked down upon by men, but the government is trying to prevent that. Now, Atheism is becoming popular in Kubra. The house of Parliment is shaped like a Sultans palace. Of course, Kubra is Democratic. also, criminals are not dealt with harshly. They are sent ot government rehab centers because the government is so soft. Still, because of the lack of blood donations the convicts in rehab tend to generously donate pints. That fear prevents some criminals from committing cirme, but the Government is somehow oblivious to it

Kubra, although originating from the middle east, has a suprisingly lush rainforest. It is split into 4 kinds of environments: rainforest, grassland, urban jungle, and a bit of stifling hot desert. Men tend to specialize in these regions, depending on where they grew up. Those from the rainforest are guerrilla fighters. Those from the urban areas tend to be where we get most of our machine gunners and pilots/drivers. from the grassland, we get our basic infantry. lastly in the desert, we get hardened NCOs.
Errikland
16-05-2006, 00:31
I usually send my soldiers in numers of 50,000 or 100,000. There are 2 official languages, english and arabic. Kubra, in fact, has a strong iddle eastern influence. Although, a burst of immigrants has been changing that. As for training, they get what they need. The basic infantry have learned to fire their rifles and survive. Marksmen (snipers) have been taught to control their breathing and proper rifle handling. Others (like those in armoured or mechanized) are trained and tests for their proper operators license. As for their equpment, they use AK-101s and Eryx launchers. Submachine guns have yet to be issued. Snipers rifles are few, about 550. Most of which are copies of the old L4A1 design used by Britain in the second world war. A new rifle is currently being designed, but it has yet to be finished (meaning I need an expert on gun characteristics to help me).

The country is slowly becoming multicultural, but the middle eastern influence is still present. Women are still loooked down upon by men, but the government is trying to prevent that. Now, Atheism is becoming popular in Kubra. The house of Parliment is shaped like a Sultans palace. Of course, Kubra is Democratic. also, criminals are not dealt with harshly. They are sent ot government rehab centers because the government is so soft. Still, because of the lack of blood donations the convicts in rehab tend to generously donate pints. That fear prevents some criminals from committing cirme, but the Government is somehow oblivious to it

Kubra, although originating from the middle east, has a suprisingly lush rainforest. It is split into 4 kinds of environments: rainforest, grassland, urban jungle, and a bit of stifling hot desert. Men tend to specialize in these regions, depending on where they grew up. Those from the rainforest are guerrilla fighters. Those from the urban areas tend to be where we get most of our machine gunners and pilots/drivers. from the grassland, we get our basic infantry. lastly in the desert, we get hardened NCOs.

Very nice information, thank you.
Kubra
16-05-2006, 00:41
Very nice information, thank you. Oh yes, my national animal!

The offical name of the national animal is the Persilian, but the citizens have nicknamed it the 'freak of nature'. It's called that because it looks like a horribly deformed sin against whatever god is out there. Still, it is recognized as an animal. It's not the result of inbreeding or any such thing, it just somehow evolved that way. They all breed the same, they all roughly look the same. They are a real animal, contrary to other theories. Superstitious people say they are the result of an ancient magic that used to terrorize Kubra, while others feel it to be the result of a uranium deposit discovered in the rainforest. Still, none of these are correct. Archeologists have found artifacts that lead to the conclusion that the Persilian evolved in the grassland area, far from any uranium or anything else that could deform them. In fact, scientists believe that the reaosn they are in the rainforest now is probably to find food when the rabbit and mouse population in the grasslands fell to a disease. The disease has so far been wiped from Kubra, but the Persilians did not leave.
Albu-querque
16-05-2006, 00:49
We have recently gained control of some land in Arterus, but with the war going on, wish not to lose it so quickly. We wish to join the mutual aid pact and agree to all terms.

Signed,

Head of State - Kurt Yager
Head of Government - Wilhelm Miklas
Foreign Minister - Egon Berger-Waldenegg
Errikland
16-05-2006, 01:47
We have recently gained control of some land in Arterus, but with the war going on, wish not to lose it so quickly. We wish to join the mutual aid pact and agree to all terms.

Signed,

Head of State - Kurt Yager
Head of Government - Wilhelm Miklas
Foreign Minister - Egon Berger-Waldenegg

Sounds good.
Errikland
16-05-2006, 01:48
Oh yes, my national animal!

The offical name of the national animal is the Persilian, but the citizens have nicknamed it the 'freak of nature'. It's called that because it looks like a horribly deformed sin against whatever god is out there. Still, it is recognized as an animal. It's not the result of inbreeding or any such thing, it just somehow evolved that way. They all breed the same, they all roughly look the same. They are a real animal, contrary to other theories. Superstitious people say they are the result of an ancient magic that used to terrorize Kubra, while others feel it to be the result of a uranium deposit discovered in the rainforest. Still, none of these are correct. Archeologists have found artifacts that lead to the conclusion that the Persilian evolved in the grassland area, far from any uranium or anything else that could deform them. In fact, scientists believe that the reaosn they are in the rainforest now is probably to find food when the rabbit and mouse population in the grasslands fell to a disease. The disease has so far been wiped from Kubra, but the Persilians did not leave.

What exactly does this creature look like? (a bit more specific)
Albu-querque
16-05-2006, 03:52
OOC: when does this get updated?
Kubra
16-05-2006, 04:03
What exactly does this creature look like? (a bit more specific) They are about as big as a grizzly bear. Their heads look like horse heads, but are smaller. The eyes seem to be too big for the head. The hind legs looked like human legs, but are covered in green hair. Usually it is quite matted. The front legs look like dog legs and paws, but they're unnaturally lumpy. In those lump are a vscious fluid that slows down the animals it sprays. It squirts it form strange tubes located around the middle of both front legs. The tail is not just one tail, but a numbero f tails branching out from other tails. It's ears are like that of elves, but are a strange black colour. Usually, they are boney. Their hair isn't that thick, considering the temperature of the rainforest. They create small burrows, hidden with leaves. Whenver prey wanders near, they pounce and spray their liquid. The animal is unable to move fast, giving the Persilian the ability to catch it and eat it. The persilian pus, as we call it, is a tastey syrup that is used on many of Kubra's sweet treats.
Errikland
16-05-2006, 05:04
They are about as big as a grizzly bear. Their heads look like horse heads, but are smaller. The eyes seem to be too big for the head. The hind legs looked like human legs, but are covered in green hair. Usually it is quite matted. The front legs look like dog legs and paws, but they're unnaturally lumpy. In those lump are a vscious fluid that slows down the animals it sprays. It squirts it form strange tubes located around the middle of both front legs. The tail is not just one tail, but a numbero f tails branching out from other tails. It's ears are like that of elves, but are a strange black colour. Usually, they are boney. Their hair isn't that thick, considering the temperature of the rainforest. They create small burrows, hidden with leaves. Whenver prey wanders near, they pounce and spray their liquid. The animal is unable to move fast, giving the Persilian the ability to catch it and eat it. The persilian pus, as we call it, is a tastey syrup that is used on many of Kubra's sweet treats.

Wow, that certainly does deserve its nickname. Oh, and gross. Remind me never to buy candy from Kubra, unless it is the special nuclear candy we were talking about before.
Kubra
16-05-2006, 05:07
Wow, that certainly does deserve its nickname. Oh, and gross. Remind me never to buy candy from Kubra, unless it is the special nuclear candy we were talking about before. Oh, don't be squeamish. It's quite tastey, like berries mixed with vanilla.
Errikland
16-05-2006, 05:22
Oh, don't be squeamish. It's quite tastey, like berries mixed with vanilla.

Well, in that case, I'll order fifty crates.

EDIT: I think we should let Albu-querque in before he gets annoying. I know him. We don't have long. ;)
Kubra
16-05-2006, 05:30
Well, in that case, I'll order fifty crates.

I think we should let Albu-querque in before he gets annoying. I know him. Oh good, that'll help fund the Alvin class. We've nearly completed it, we just need to work out the bugs.
Errikland
16-05-2006, 05:44
Oh good, that'll help fund the Alvin class. We've nearly completed it, we just need to work out the bugs.

Alright . . . meaning . . . ?
Kubra
16-05-2006, 05:48
Alright . . . meaning . . . ? OOC: Meaning I need someone hwo's an expert on naval ships to help me find out the realism of my ship is. I need to know whether it will flaot, will it be able to enter a modern harbour, and how much armour I can have with the weight given. Yea, I've got a rough outline of the way I want it to be.

Alvin class battleship
Function: Flagship, seaborne artilery
displacement: 40,000 tons
length: 180 yards
beam: 50 yards
speed: 35 knots
armaments: 4 5"/38 guns, 2 cruise missile launchers, 1 SAM launcher, 1 anti-air chaingun on each side, a helipad for a sea-king anti submarine helicopter

That's roughly my ship, but I need to confirm it with an expert.
Errikland
16-05-2006, 05:54
OOC: Meaning I need someone hwo's an expert on naval ships to help me find out the realism of my ship is. I need to know whether it will flaot, will it be able to enter a modern harbour, and how much armour I can have with the weight given. Yea, I've got a rough outline of the way I want it to be.

Alvin class battleship
Function: Flagship, seaborne artilery
displacement: 40,000 tons
length: 180 yards
beam: 50 yards
speed: 35 knots
armaments: 4 5"/38 guns, 2 cruise missile launchers, 1 SAM launcher, 1 anti-air chaingun on each side, a helipad for a sea-king anti submarine helicopter

That's roughly my ship, but I need to confirm it with an expert.

I assume you would have additional anti-air and anti-sub support for this ship?

Other than that, very nice. Are you intending to use them against Kraven?
Kubra
16-05-2006, 06:08
I assume you would have additional anti-air and anti-sub support for this ship?

Other than that, very nice. Are you intending to use them against Kraven? I could use an extra SAM launcher, but I think the sea-king is enough anti sub defense. It will probably be with other ships with more anti-sub capabilities.
Albu-querque
16-05-2006, 22:37
I think we should let Albu-querque in before he gets annoying. I know him. We don't have long. ;)

I'm gonna have to hurt ya for that, you dam capitalist pig!
Errikland
16-05-2006, 23:57
I'm gonna have to hurt ya for that, you dam capitalist pig!!:upyours:

I was joking, my friend.

If you knew that I was joking, don't use the " :upyours: ", as, at least for me, it makes one think that your are honestly peeved.
Albu-querque
17-05-2006, 00:33
Ok fine, I'll get rid of it.
Errikland
17-05-2006, 00:41
bump
Errikland
17-05-2006, 00:41
Ok fine, I'll get rid of it.

Thank you.
Errikland
17-05-2006, 04:25
bump
Errikland
18-05-2006, 00:46
bump . . . again
Albu-querque
18-05-2006, 02:31
bump..... again.......again
Errikland
18-05-2006, 23:55
bump..... again.......again

yeah, that . . .
Kubra
19-05-2006, 00:53
I'm gonna have to hurt ya for that, you dam capitalist pig! Don't mind me, just an innocent bystander.
Errikland
19-05-2006, 01:01
Don't mind me, just an innocent bystander.

Don't mind him. He's just a little high strung, but still harmless.
Kubra
19-05-2006, 01:03
Don't mind him. He's just a little high strung, but still harmless. No freak of nature syrup for him.
Errikland
19-05-2006, 01:17
No freak of nature syrup for him.

*gasp!*
Kubra
19-05-2006, 01:23
*gasp!* Colorada and Texas said that the current syrup crisis will greatly harm the adult toy industry. Until the thieves are caught, we cannot produce any more syrup.
Errikland
19-05-2006, 01:56
Colorada and Texas said that the current syrup crisis will greatly harm the adult toy industry. Until the thieves are caught, we cannot produce any more syrup.

*doh-blae gasp!*
Errikland
19-05-2006, 02:00
Shouldn't we vote on Albu-querque's entry or something?
Jaredcohenia
19-05-2006, 02:02
Jaredcohenia refuses Albu-querque's entry because of the apple drought going on in the mainland. Until there are enough apples for the Jaredcohenian Apple Bake-Off, no entries will be allowed. :D
Kubra
19-05-2006, 02:02
Shouldn't we vote on Albu-querque's entry or something? Nah, let him in.
Kubra
19-05-2006, 02:04
Jaredcohenia refuses Albu-querque's entry because of the apple drought going on in the mainland. Until there are enough apples for the Jaredcohenian Apple Bake-Off, no entries will be allowed. :D *I have 2 apples and a crumb of crust, will it help?
Jaredcohenia
19-05-2006, 02:05
The lead apple pie chef, Anne Butterspaid, uses 20 prime Jaredcohenian apples (the size and weight of bowling balls) in order to make her trusty pie. I don't think that's going to work.
Errikland
19-05-2006, 02:08
Jaredcohenia refuses Albu-querque's entry because of the apple drought going on in the mainland. Until there are enough apples for the Jaredcohenian Apple Bake-Off, no entries will be allowed. :D

My apple industry in Errikland is thriving, so I will provide you with two tons of apples. Is that enough?
Kubra
19-05-2006, 02:08
The lead apple pie chef, Anne Butterspaid, uses 20 prime Jaredcohenian apples (the size and weight of bowling balls) in order to make her trusty pie. I don't think that's going to work. We have 30 cents, will it help?
Errikland
19-05-2006, 02:09
The lead apple pie chef, Anne Butterspaid, uses 20 prime Jaredcohenian apples (the size and weight of bowling balls) in order to make her trusty pie. I don't think that's going to work.

Once the famine is over, can I buy some seeds?
Jaredcohenia
19-05-2006, 02:10
Jaredcohenians respond to the influx of the two tons of apples as.

"That can not feed a school, let alone an entire city."

Others have responded, "zip zop zoobadeebop."
Errikland
19-05-2006, 02:11
Jaredcohenians respond to the influx of the two tons of apples as.

"That can not feed a school, let alone an entire city."

Others have responded, "zip zop zoobadeebop."

Fine, how much do you need?
Jaredcohenia
19-05-2006, 02:13
Several tons.

Jaredcohenia allows Albu-querque in, but until the apple famine is over it will not officially back it.

And seeds will not help, seeing how it is a special Jaredcohenian blend of fertilizers. All natural.
Errikland
19-05-2006, 02:16
Several tons.

Jaredcohenia allows Albu-querque in, but until the apple famine is over it will not officially back it.

And seeds will not help, seeing how it is a special Jaredcohenian blend of fertilizers. All natural.

Fine, we send you 20 tons, which we confiscated during a major raid on the notorious apple smugglers.
Jaredcohenia
19-05-2006, 02:21
Jaredcohenia responded.

"We don't want no stinkin' illegal apples!"
Kubra
19-05-2006, 02:25
Jaredcohenia responded.

"We don't want no stinkin' illegal apples!" Don't be soi hasty, they oculd be nuclear! Then you could make your own super humans!
Jaredcohenia
19-05-2006, 02:26
Shh! No one's supposed to know about RadioMen!
Kubra
19-05-2006, 02:27
Shh! No one's supposed to know about RadioMen! Hmm, radioemn sounds interesring. I shoudl send some of the media's highly trained advanced stealth surveillence and reporting agents (stealth paparazzi's).
Jaredcohenia
19-05-2006, 02:28
Cameras don't work in the highly magnetic and super dark mountains where this is going on. :O
Errikland
19-05-2006, 02:29
Jaredcohenia responded.

"We don't want no stinkin' illegal apples!"

These apples were stolen from groves in Mucro very briefly before. There is absolutely nothing wrong with them.

Fine.

We take those apples and send you 20 tons of perfectly legal apples.
Jaredcohenia
19-05-2006, 02:30
Why does Errikland want Albu-querque in the AMAP so badly?
Kubra
19-05-2006, 02:30
Cameras don't work in the highly magnetic and super dark mountains where this is going on. :O They don't use cameras, they use art!
Errikland
19-05-2006, 02:32
Why does Errikland want Albu-querque in the AMAP so badly?

He is in my region

OOCly, he is a personal friend of mine
Errikland
19-05-2006, 02:45
Will that be enough apples?
Jaredcohenia
19-05-2006, 02:46
No. Not accepting your apples.

*shakes head in disgust*
Errikland
19-05-2006, 02:48
No. Not accepting your apples.

*shakes head in disgust*

:confused:

Why?
Kubra
19-05-2006, 02:49
No. Not accepting your apples.

*shakes head in disgust* But they coudl be nuuuuuuucleeeeaaar!
Jaredcohenia
19-05-2006, 02:49
But they coudl be nuuuuuuucleeeeaaar!


That reason. I mean, there's enough radium in my water...
Errikland
19-05-2006, 02:50
That reason. I mean, there's enough radium in my water...

Why the hell would I send nuclear apples to a regional ally?
Errikland
19-05-2006, 02:51
But they coudl be nuuuuuuucleeeeaaar!

Shut up (:p )
Kubra
19-05-2006, 02:52
Why the hell would I send nuclear apples to a regional ally? Well who knows what nuclear apples taste like? That's what my scienbtists are pondering, so they mixed an apples with plutonium. Now we have 20 that we're willing to give willing nations (2 at a time).
Errikland
19-05-2006, 02:54
Well who knows what nuclear apples taste like? That's what my scienbtists are pondering, so they mixed an apples with plutonium. Now we have 20 that we're willing to give willing nations (2 at a time).

What is the good of nuclear apples?
Jaredcohenia
19-05-2006, 02:55
How else do apples grow to be the size and weight of bowling balls?

My god...my nation is playing god.
Kubra
19-05-2006, 02:55
What is the good of nuclear apples? We suspect radioactivity gives a salty, yet tangy flavour.
Errikland
19-05-2006, 02:56
How else do apples grow to be the size and weight of bowling balls?

My god...my nation is playing god.

Are you saing you are Godmoding apples?
Errikland
19-05-2006, 02:57
We suspect radioactivity gives a salty, yet tangy flavour.

Not the flavor I want when I reach for an apple. Also, there have been rumors going around that ingesting pure plutonium may not be good for you.
Kubra
19-05-2006, 02:58
Not the flavor I want when I reach for an apple. Also, there have been rumors going around that ingesting pure plutonium may not be good for you. It's no "pure", there's some uranium mixed with it.
Errikland
19-05-2006, 03:06
It's no "pure", there's some uranium mixed with it.

Oh, I see. Then there is no possible risk. :rolleyes:
Kubra
19-05-2006, 03:06
Oh, I see. Then there is no possible risk. :rolleyes: Yes, the gunpowder makes sure of that!
Errikland
19-05-2006, 03:07
Yes, the gunpowder makes sure of that!

So you recomend that smokers eat these apples while in crowded circimstances, eh?
Kubra
19-05-2006, 03:09
So you recomend that smokers eat these apples while in crowded circimstances, eh? No, we recommend sticking a wick in it and lighting it.
Errikland
19-05-2006, 03:11
No, we recommend sticking a wick in it and lighting it.

In crowded circumstances.
Errikland
19-05-2006, 03:16
Jaredcohenia, are you listening to this madness?! Recognize him now so we can go on with the war.
Kubra
19-05-2006, 03:17
In crowded circumstances. Yes, we highly recommend it. We also recommend shouting jihad after lighting it, too.
Errikland
19-05-2006, 03:18
Yes, we highly recommend it. We also recommend shouting jihad after lighting it, too.

Nah, then everyone leaves. You shout jihad just before it goes off.
Kubra
19-05-2006, 03:19
Nah, then everyone leaves. You shout jihad just before it goes off. We recommend bringing your friends along with large sticks to block the exits.
Errikland
19-05-2006, 03:20
We recommend bringing your friends along with large sticks to block the exits.

Too much evidence.
Kubra
19-05-2006, 03:22
Too much evidence. Doesn't matter, we recommend suicide bombing.
Errikland
19-05-2006, 03:25
Doesn't matter, we recommend suicide bombing.

Pfft, coward. That cuts out the fun part - escaping with your life or taking down as many government agents as you can with your machine gun before they mortally wound you and you fall dramatically on to your knees and pause for a moment before bullets tear your chest apart and you fall in slow motion onto the pavement, your head bouncing once with a reverberating thud as dramatic background music plays.
Kubra
19-05-2006, 03:28
Anyways, we've committed 200,000 troops to your cause. How do yo usuggest we get them in Errikan territory?
Errikland
19-05-2006, 03:29
Anyways, we've committed 200,000 troops to your cause. How do yo usuggest we get them in Errikan territory?

They can easily be sneaked in through Roman Greece or Deatharon.

My private ships bring them to one of those colonies, they cut through and hop on trains, and are immediately rushed to whatever front you want.

Thank you, by the way.
Jaredcohenia
19-05-2006, 03:38
Jaredcohenia, are you listening to this madness?! Recognize him now so we can go on with the war.


I'm not.

And I decline any action towards you with sneaking troops through another country and/or approving Albu-querque.
Kubra
19-05-2006, 03:38
They can easily be sneaked in through Roman Greece or Deatharon.

My private ships bring them to one of those colonies, they cut through and hop on trains, and are immediately rushed to whatever front you want.

Thank you, by the way. I'll send em through Roman greek Arterus.
Errikland
19-05-2006, 03:42
I'm not.

And I decline any action towards you with sneaking troops through another country and/or approving Albu-querque.

I have permission from Roman Greece and Deatharon to move troops and such through their colonies.
Albu-querque
20-05-2006, 06:32
And I decline any action towards you with sneaking troops through another country and/or approving Albu-querque.

why wont you let me in? what have i done that doesnt make me trustful?
Errikland
20-05-2006, 21:48
bump
Kubra
20-05-2006, 21:49
I wonder if nuclear food could somehow help us with the war.
Errikland
21-05-2006, 01:57
I wonder if nuclear food could somehow help us with the war.

Hmm . . . interesting thought . . . (we need an evil smile smiley)
Errikland
21-05-2006, 19:49
Hmm . . . interesting thought . . . (we need an evil smile smiley)

>: )

(thank you, Jaredcohenia)
Jaredcohenia
21-05-2006, 20:16
D:< you stole my smilie
Albu-querque
21-05-2006, 21:38
OOC: let me in damit!!! :headbang:
Errikland
22-05-2006, 04:39
D:< you stole my smilie

I gave you credit.
Errikland
23-05-2006, 22:34
Bump
Albu-querque
23-05-2006, 23:39
I'm in!
Errikland
27-05-2006, 21:05
bump
Albu-querque
27-05-2006, 21:56
bump
Jaredcohenia
07-06-2006, 00:57
Bumpage.
Kubra
07-06-2006, 00:59
OOC: This thread is dead! Greater left colon hyphen left parentheses!
Jaredcohenia
07-06-2006, 01:00
OOC: This thread is dead! Greater left colon hyphen left parentheses!

Owt ov Karaktur:Still, Arterus is still alive. Or is it? o_o;;
Kubra
07-06-2006, 01:01
Owt ov Karaktur:Still, Arterus is still alive. Or is it? o_o;; capital ex dee!
Albu-querque
08-06-2006, 03:59
capital ex dee!

is that italian or what.....?
Kubra
08-06-2006, 04:30
is that italian or what.....? OOC: It's XD. Greater left colon hyphen left parentheses is >:-(.
Errikland
09-06-2006, 23:05
uber bumpage (I don't know how to put an umlaut (sp?) in)
Jaredcohenia
10-06-2006, 03:05
Tyraningrad, Cohenianople.

Parliament today has annouced that Jaredcohenia is to leave the Aterusian Mutual Aid Pact, reasons unknown. Could something sinister be brewing?
Anglad
11-06-2006, 00:14
The Republic of Blaglug is initiating a motion to suspend Albu-querqian from AMAP for agressive actions towards other members. Furthermore, Blaglug votes to deny them membership in the first place if this effects the fromer vote by denying membership, Albu-querqian will no longer be a member of AMAP.
The Aeson
11-06-2006, 00:21
Kay, I've gotten glassed so if someone wants to restart this thread so they can control the list, it's all good.
Anglad
11-06-2006, 00:26
I've heard about that and my nation will send you aide. You are still the founder of the AMAP. You going to remain such or are you going to resign from the treaty?
The Aeson
11-06-2006, 00:30
Well, since I don't really have any millitary assets left to lend mutual aid, I'm going to resign, at least until my comeback.
Anglad
11-06-2006, 00:34
If so then I become the ranking nation correct? JC resigned and eriikland was granted entrance after I was.
The Aeson
11-06-2006, 00:39
Yep. That makes you ranking. See, Errikland, this is what that tiff with the natives cost you.

Angland, go ahead and restart the thread, so you can control the list.
Anglad
11-06-2006, 00:51
This thread has been moved to a different topic.

This link will transfer you. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=487052)
Mationbuds
09-07-2006, 15:35
The Galactic Empire of Mationbuds is interested in joining this Pact .
Errikland
23-07-2006, 06:06
The Galactic Empire of Mationbuds is interested in joining this Pact .

It is always good to get more people, and you seem to be a noble nation. Here are two things you must do first.

1. The thread has been relocated here: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=487052

2. You need territory in Arterus in order to be part of this pact. Go to the Lands of Arterus thread to get land.