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21-04-2006, 04:02
Robotstani People's Liberation Army
Still bearing its title from the first successful armed uprising against the Robotstani monarchy, the RPLA boasts nearly half a million men-at-arms and easily twice as many auxiliaries. It is by no means a well-trained force, at least as far as the regular contingent is concerned, with each recruit recieving about one month of basic training before being assigned to a unit, and therefore the RPLA leans heavily on its pool of experienced NCOs and officers.
Rank Structure
Field Marshal, General, Leftenant General, Brigadier, Colonel, Lieutenant Colonel, Major, Leftenant, Sub-Leftenant, Sergeant-Major, Sergeant, Corporal, Rifleman
Uniform
Most RPLA troops wear the Pattern 1940 Cold/Wet Weather Battledress, consisting of a pair of grey-green trousers and a uniform jacket in the same colour, as well as ankle-height leather boots and a leather jerkin. A waterproof, wool-lined overcoat is issued as well for protection against Robotstan's perpetually rainy climate, and in the winter a white overcoat is usually issued as well. Wool balaclavas and tocques are also issued, along with the Mk.IV Brodie Helmet.
The men of the Black Watch, the RPLA's elite light infantry division, are generally issued with camoflauged Denison Smocks.
There is no dress uniform to speak of, due to the RPLA's perhaps misplaced frugality, and on occasions where an RPLA trooper is called upon to be presentable he will usually change into a clean uniform.
Weaponry
Ivanograd Ordnance Factory, located in Ivanograd, a manufacturing town just north of Kingston, builds most of the RPLA's small arms.
Most important in the RPLA's arsenal is the Service Rifle No.2, or Ivanograd No.2, .303 bolt action rifle. It is essentially a copy of the Lee-Enfield No.4, lacking any real departures from the British original except for the fact that the Robotstani No.4 retains the sword bayonet as opposed to the spike bayonet. Most Ivanograd No.2s can fire rifle grenades, although this ability is rarely put into use due to an acute shortage of the grenades, and a rarely-used carbine version, shortened by about eight inches and fitted with a folding stock, exists for use with paratroopers and vehicle crews.
The standard-issue Submachine Gun is the Ivanograd No.1 Machine Pistol, a 9x19mm weapon based on the Sten. Designed to be cheaply and quickly produced, it is made entirely of stamped parts. Like the Sten, its 30-round magazine attaches on the side, but unlike the Sten it is fairly heavy, at 4.42kg. Ivanograd No.1s are generally found with vehicle crews and paratroopers, since the regular army finds its limited range (just over 50 meters) rather useless in most Robotstani terrain.
Pistols are not widely-carried by RPLA troops, as they are again viewed as largely useless in most circumstances, but pilots, vehicle crews, and other specialists are equipped with the rather excessive Ivanograd No.1 Revolver, a break-top design dating back to the 1890s. During the largely urban Second Parliamentary Revolt, it was used heavily due to the power of its .455 round at short range, but as fighting moved out of the city and onto open ground, it became nearly useless.
Light Machine Guns have always been popular with the RPLA, their automatic firepower a valuable compliment to relatively slow-firing bolt action rifles. The standard RPLA section machine gun is the Ivanograd No.2 Section Machine Gun, a carbon copy of the Bren Mk.3. It fires the standard .303 ammunition and is universally well-liked due to its reliability and light weight. Sections deployed to Svenland often carry two Ivanograd No.2s, and it is not unknown for the weapon to be used as an automatic rifle. A very light version, with a folding metal stock and very short barrel, was developed for use by Commandos and paratroopers, but is not widely used.
The Vickers .303 water-cooled MG, produced as the Ivanograd-Vickers Support Gun, is the RPLA's standard heavy MG, and it is well-liked for reliability, accuracy, and range.
Heavy Equipment
The RPLA has relatively few vehicles owing to the nature of Robotstan, but puts great stock into its artillery forces, and operates a fair number of specialty-built vehicles like Aerosans. Most Robotstani armored vehicles are built by Starling Motors of Devongrad, while most artillery comes from Ivanograd Ordnance Factory.
Lanchester Armored Car (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/69/IWM-H-447-Lancheter-armoured-car.jpg)
Despite their shortcomings, the RPLA bought some twenty Lanchester 6x4s from Britain during the 1938 Revolt and has yet to retire all of them. Generally regarded as too heavy and too large, the RPLA still found their cross-country performance satisfactory and approved of their heavy armament, consisting of no fewer than three machine guns. They were used to good effect in the streets of Dubton and are now used as training vehicles.
Penguin Armored Scout Car (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0f/IWM-H-17605-Humber-LRC-Shanklin-19420305.jpg)
Based on the Humber LRC, the 4x4 Penguin is a popular and useful vehicle, boasting good speed and range. The Penguin was developed in 1939 in response to increased Japanese presence in the Sven Islands and western Svenland. With war looming, the RPLA found itself without a good armored vehicle in quantity, and the only armored cars in widespread service were elderly postwar Rolls-Royce models. The Penguin is usually fitted with a single turreted Ivanograd-Vickers K, able to elevate near vertical and useful for low-level antiaircraft defense, and a dismountable Bren for the vehicle commander. Over two hundred are in service.
Walrus Anti-Tank Car (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/77/IWM-MH-4081-Daimler-Armoured-Car.jpg)
The RPLA purchased ten Daimler Armored Cars in 1942 and soon fell in love with their ruggedness, versatility, and firepower. It was easily the equal of any Japanese or Royalist tank, with a QF 2 Pounder antitank gun, and could outrun anything that it couldn't outfight. Extremely pleased with the vehicle, the RPLA commissioned a liscence-built copy, the Walrus, with Starling Motors. Walrus Anti-Tank Cars form the backbone of the RPLA's armored reconaissance force and are the first vehicles deployed when a situation presents itself abroad. An Ivanograd-Vickers K gun is mounted coaxially and a dismountable Bren is available for defense against low-flying aircraft.
Ursus Mk.III Universal Tank
The RPLA has never been much of a fan of tanks, and therefore in order for the service to get excited about one it really has to perform. Starling Motors surprised all observers when their first effort, the Ursus, attracted the Army's praise. The first thing the Army liked about the vehicle was its ruggedness and reliability, proven during trials in Svenland, and its apparent invulnerability to the extreme cold encountered by the RPLA in its main theatre of operations. When stacked-up against other tank types, the Ursus also promised to dominate, fitted with the QF 17 Pounder antitank gun and covered in thick, well-sloped armor. It was also fast, and had excellent road autonomy. The only sticking point was the vehicle's weight, but the Army was, surprisingly, willing to overlook that and accept the Ursus as an extremely capable vehicle.
Archer Tank Destroyer (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4a/Archer_SP_17_pdr_Tank_Destroyer.jpg)
Experiences as part of the British Army during the Anti-Fascist War taught the RPLA to value tank destroyers excessively highly. Impressed by the performance of the QF 17 Pounder antitank gun and convinced of the vehicle's usefulness, the RPLA purchased 153 Archer Tank Destroyers from the British Army at the conclusion of the Anti-Fascist War. Light enough to be used with Duplex Drive equipment, the Archer carried added appeal for the amphibious RPLA.
Universal Carrier
The RPLA was left with over two thousand Universal Carriers at the end of the Anti-Fascist War, and still uses about a thousand of them. Whether the vehicle is actually a good idea is the subject of some debate, since a jeep, while less able to deal with snow and rough terrain, would be lighter and less prone to breakage, but the Universal Carrier fills a rather useful niche carrying mortars and recoilless rifles.
Starling OXD/OXA/OXP
The light, reliable, and cheap Starling OXD 1.5t lorry is the main means of overland transportation for the RPLA. An armored conversion, the Starling OXA, is used by the Dubton Garrison for convoy escort and fire support, with about twenty examples in service. While not a useful or practical scout vehicle, the OXA is the only purpose-built Armored Personnel Carrier in service, and in addition to a driver and gunner, an eight-man infantry section can squeeze into its open armored bed. Firing ports are provided for infantry weapons, and a dismountable Bren is provided for the gunner. The OXP is an anti-aircraft conversion of the OXD, mounting two Polsten cannons on a traversable mounting.
AEC Armored Command Vehicle
Five of the Associated Equipment Company's large 4x4 Armored Command Vehicle were purchased for the RPLA during the Anti-Fascist War and all of them continue in service, their high-power radio equipment and mobility still an asset.
Ivanograd QF 25 Pounder Field Gun
The RPLA grew to like the British 25 Pounder howitzer during the Anti-Fascist War and didn't take long to commission a domestic copy with which to replace the hodgepodge of guns then in service. 25 Pounder weapons are usually towed by Starling Burro artillery tractors, but oftentimes, when the infantry does not expect to operate far from one of the Robotic Archipelago's innumerable waterways, the guns are left aboard ship and fire from there. A handful of Baby 25 Pounders are in service as well, for airborne or expeditionary use.
Ivanograd BL 5.5 inch Medium Gun
Another copy of a British design, the 5.5in Medium Gun provides RPLA units with a heavier artillery weapon than the 25 Pounder, but the very prevalent nature of 4.5in destroyer guns means that opportunities to use the 5.5in piece are relatively rare and therefore rather few are in service.
Ivanograd QF 6 Pounder Antitank Gun
Light and mobile, the QF 6 Pounder can still successfully engage some tank types and is fairly effective against reinforced positions. Several hundred 6 Pounder weapons were inherited by the RPLA during the Anti-Fascist war, and the RPLA liked the gun enough to commission Ivanograd Ordnance Factory to build a copy. About four hundred guns are in service, towed by either Universal Carriers or Starling OXDs.
Organization
The RPLA's basic unit of organization on the strategic level is the Regiment, usually consisting of around 2,000 men-at-arms under the command of a Colonel. Due to the amphibious nature of the RPLA, it usually does best to keep formations rather small. Regiments are then organized into Divisions, which generally consist of five to ten Regiments and are commanded by a Brigadier (who does not, as the name would suggest, command a Brigade). Divisions are in turn organized into Fronts, which are named after the Front's area of operations. A typical example is; East Svenland Front. A front is usually commanded by a General, and usually has at its disposal a navy amphibious squadron, a monitor squadron, and quite often a destroyer division as well, along with the usual artillery and tanks.
The most basic unit of organization in absolute terms is the section, consisting of eight riflemen and commanded by a Corporal. Four sections put together make a squadron, under the command of a Sub-Leftenant, and three squadrons make a company, generally under the command of a full Leftenant or Major.
Special Forces
The RPLA generally keeps well away from Special Forces formations, its old guard believing that they detract from the Army's overall effectiveness. William Slim sums up the RPLA's attitude quite well: "[Special forces] were usually formed by attracting the best men ... The result of these methods was undoubtedly to lower the quality of the rest of the Army." This might be considered a bit of a mistake, since the average RPLA soldier doesn't even have sufficient basic training, never mind specialist training, but the Army cannot afford to clump its precious experienced NCOs and officers into limited-use units.
However, some Regiments that might be described as special forces do exist. The first that usually comes up is the Black Watch, the RPLA's oldest Regiment. It recieves no special training but is always the first to be called-upon for overseas deployments and has consistently shown a level of ability somewhat above that of the regular army. The Parachute Regiment is also considered by many a special forces unit, but in reality sees little action and is only a hair's breadth away from disbandment.
Still bearing its title from the first successful armed uprising against the Robotstani monarchy, the RPLA boasts nearly half a million men-at-arms and easily twice as many auxiliaries. It is by no means a well-trained force, at least as far as the regular contingent is concerned, with each recruit recieving about one month of basic training before being assigned to a unit, and therefore the RPLA leans heavily on its pool of experienced NCOs and officers.
Rank Structure
Field Marshal, General, Leftenant General, Brigadier, Colonel, Lieutenant Colonel, Major, Leftenant, Sub-Leftenant, Sergeant-Major, Sergeant, Corporal, Rifleman
Uniform
Most RPLA troops wear the Pattern 1940 Cold/Wet Weather Battledress, consisting of a pair of grey-green trousers and a uniform jacket in the same colour, as well as ankle-height leather boots and a leather jerkin. A waterproof, wool-lined overcoat is issued as well for protection against Robotstan's perpetually rainy climate, and in the winter a white overcoat is usually issued as well. Wool balaclavas and tocques are also issued, along with the Mk.IV Brodie Helmet.
The men of the Black Watch, the RPLA's elite light infantry division, are generally issued with camoflauged Denison Smocks.
There is no dress uniform to speak of, due to the RPLA's perhaps misplaced frugality, and on occasions where an RPLA trooper is called upon to be presentable he will usually change into a clean uniform.
Weaponry
Ivanograd Ordnance Factory, located in Ivanograd, a manufacturing town just north of Kingston, builds most of the RPLA's small arms.
Most important in the RPLA's arsenal is the Service Rifle No.2, or Ivanograd No.2, .303 bolt action rifle. It is essentially a copy of the Lee-Enfield No.4, lacking any real departures from the British original except for the fact that the Robotstani No.4 retains the sword bayonet as opposed to the spike bayonet. Most Ivanograd No.2s can fire rifle grenades, although this ability is rarely put into use due to an acute shortage of the grenades, and a rarely-used carbine version, shortened by about eight inches and fitted with a folding stock, exists for use with paratroopers and vehicle crews.
The standard-issue Submachine Gun is the Ivanograd No.1 Machine Pistol, a 9x19mm weapon based on the Sten. Designed to be cheaply and quickly produced, it is made entirely of stamped parts. Like the Sten, its 30-round magazine attaches on the side, but unlike the Sten it is fairly heavy, at 4.42kg. Ivanograd No.1s are generally found with vehicle crews and paratroopers, since the regular army finds its limited range (just over 50 meters) rather useless in most Robotstani terrain.
Pistols are not widely-carried by RPLA troops, as they are again viewed as largely useless in most circumstances, but pilots, vehicle crews, and other specialists are equipped with the rather excessive Ivanograd No.1 Revolver, a break-top design dating back to the 1890s. During the largely urban Second Parliamentary Revolt, it was used heavily due to the power of its .455 round at short range, but as fighting moved out of the city and onto open ground, it became nearly useless.
Light Machine Guns have always been popular with the RPLA, their automatic firepower a valuable compliment to relatively slow-firing bolt action rifles. The standard RPLA section machine gun is the Ivanograd No.2 Section Machine Gun, a carbon copy of the Bren Mk.3. It fires the standard .303 ammunition and is universally well-liked due to its reliability and light weight. Sections deployed to Svenland often carry two Ivanograd No.2s, and it is not unknown for the weapon to be used as an automatic rifle. A very light version, with a folding metal stock and very short barrel, was developed for use by Commandos and paratroopers, but is not widely used.
The Vickers .303 water-cooled MG, produced as the Ivanograd-Vickers Support Gun, is the RPLA's standard heavy MG, and it is well-liked for reliability, accuracy, and range.
Heavy Equipment
The RPLA has relatively few vehicles owing to the nature of Robotstan, but puts great stock into its artillery forces, and operates a fair number of specialty-built vehicles like Aerosans. Most Robotstani armored vehicles are built by Starling Motors of Devongrad, while most artillery comes from Ivanograd Ordnance Factory.
Lanchester Armored Car (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/69/IWM-H-447-Lancheter-armoured-car.jpg)
Despite their shortcomings, the RPLA bought some twenty Lanchester 6x4s from Britain during the 1938 Revolt and has yet to retire all of them. Generally regarded as too heavy and too large, the RPLA still found their cross-country performance satisfactory and approved of their heavy armament, consisting of no fewer than three machine guns. They were used to good effect in the streets of Dubton and are now used as training vehicles.
Penguin Armored Scout Car (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0f/IWM-H-17605-Humber-LRC-Shanklin-19420305.jpg)
Based on the Humber LRC, the 4x4 Penguin is a popular and useful vehicle, boasting good speed and range. The Penguin was developed in 1939 in response to increased Japanese presence in the Sven Islands and western Svenland. With war looming, the RPLA found itself without a good armored vehicle in quantity, and the only armored cars in widespread service were elderly postwar Rolls-Royce models. The Penguin is usually fitted with a single turreted Ivanograd-Vickers K, able to elevate near vertical and useful for low-level antiaircraft defense, and a dismountable Bren for the vehicle commander. Over two hundred are in service.
Walrus Anti-Tank Car (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/77/IWM-MH-4081-Daimler-Armoured-Car.jpg)
The RPLA purchased ten Daimler Armored Cars in 1942 and soon fell in love with their ruggedness, versatility, and firepower. It was easily the equal of any Japanese or Royalist tank, with a QF 2 Pounder antitank gun, and could outrun anything that it couldn't outfight. Extremely pleased with the vehicle, the RPLA commissioned a liscence-built copy, the Walrus, with Starling Motors. Walrus Anti-Tank Cars form the backbone of the RPLA's armored reconaissance force and are the first vehicles deployed when a situation presents itself abroad. An Ivanograd-Vickers K gun is mounted coaxially and a dismountable Bren is available for defense against low-flying aircraft.
Ursus Mk.III Universal Tank
The RPLA has never been much of a fan of tanks, and therefore in order for the service to get excited about one it really has to perform. Starling Motors surprised all observers when their first effort, the Ursus, attracted the Army's praise. The first thing the Army liked about the vehicle was its ruggedness and reliability, proven during trials in Svenland, and its apparent invulnerability to the extreme cold encountered by the RPLA in its main theatre of operations. When stacked-up against other tank types, the Ursus also promised to dominate, fitted with the QF 17 Pounder antitank gun and covered in thick, well-sloped armor. It was also fast, and had excellent road autonomy. The only sticking point was the vehicle's weight, but the Army was, surprisingly, willing to overlook that and accept the Ursus as an extremely capable vehicle.
Archer Tank Destroyer (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4a/Archer_SP_17_pdr_Tank_Destroyer.jpg)
Experiences as part of the British Army during the Anti-Fascist War taught the RPLA to value tank destroyers excessively highly. Impressed by the performance of the QF 17 Pounder antitank gun and convinced of the vehicle's usefulness, the RPLA purchased 153 Archer Tank Destroyers from the British Army at the conclusion of the Anti-Fascist War. Light enough to be used with Duplex Drive equipment, the Archer carried added appeal for the amphibious RPLA.
Universal Carrier
The RPLA was left with over two thousand Universal Carriers at the end of the Anti-Fascist War, and still uses about a thousand of them. Whether the vehicle is actually a good idea is the subject of some debate, since a jeep, while less able to deal with snow and rough terrain, would be lighter and less prone to breakage, but the Universal Carrier fills a rather useful niche carrying mortars and recoilless rifles.
Starling OXD/OXA/OXP
The light, reliable, and cheap Starling OXD 1.5t lorry is the main means of overland transportation for the RPLA. An armored conversion, the Starling OXA, is used by the Dubton Garrison for convoy escort and fire support, with about twenty examples in service. While not a useful or practical scout vehicle, the OXA is the only purpose-built Armored Personnel Carrier in service, and in addition to a driver and gunner, an eight-man infantry section can squeeze into its open armored bed. Firing ports are provided for infantry weapons, and a dismountable Bren is provided for the gunner. The OXP is an anti-aircraft conversion of the OXD, mounting two Polsten cannons on a traversable mounting.
AEC Armored Command Vehicle
Five of the Associated Equipment Company's large 4x4 Armored Command Vehicle were purchased for the RPLA during the Anti-Fascist War and all of them continue in service, their high-power radio equipment and mobility still an asset.
Ivanograd QF 25 Pounder Field Gun
The RPLA grew to like the British 25 Pounder howitzer during the Anti-Fascist War and didn't take long to commission a domestic copy with which to replace the hodgepodge of guns then in service. 25 Pounder weapons are usually towed by Starling Burro artillery tractors, but oftentimes, when the infantry does not expect to operate far from one of the Robotic Archipelago's innumerable waterways, the guns are left aboard ship and fire from there. A handful of Baby 25 Pounders are in service as well, for airborne or expeditionary use.
Ivanograd BL 5.5 inch Medium Gun
Another copy of a British design, the 5.5in Medium Gun provides RPLA units with a heavier artillery weapon than the 25 Pounder, but the very prevalent nature of 4.5in destroyer guns means that opportunities to use the 5.5in piece are relatively rare and therefore rather few are in service.
Ivanograd QF 6 Pounder Antitank Gun
Light and mobile, the QF 6 Pounder can still successfully engage some tank types and is fairly effective against reinforced positions. Several hundred 6 Pounder weapons were inherited by the RPLA during the Anti-Fascist war, and the RPLA liked the gun enough to commission Ivanograd Ordnance Factory to build a copy. About four hundred guns are in service, towed by either Universal Carriers or Starling OXDs.
Organization
The RPLA's basic unit of organization on the strategic level is the Regiment, usually consisting of around 2,000 men-at-arms under the command of a Colonel. Due to the amphibious nature of the RPLA, it usually does best to keep formations rather small. Regiments are then organized into Divisions, which generally consist of five to ten Regiments and are commanded by a Brigadier (who does not, as the name would suggest, command a Brigade). Divisions are in turn organized into Fronts, which are named after the Front's area of operations. A typical example is; East Svenland Front. A front is usually commanded by a General, and usually has at its disposal a navy amphibious squadron, a monitor squadron, and quite often a destroyer division as well, along with the usual artillery and tanks.
The most basic unit of organization in absolute terms is the section, consisting of eight riflemen and commanded by a Corporal. Four sections put together make a squadron, under the command of a Sub-Leftenant, and three squadrons make a company, generally under the command of a full Leftenant or Major.
Special Forces
The RPLA generally keeps well away from Special Forces formations, its old guard believing that they detract from the Army's overall effectiveness. William Slim sums up the RPLA's attitude quite well: "[Special forces] were usually formed by attracting the best men ... The result of these methods was undoubtedly to lower the quality of the rest of the Army." This might be considered a bit of a mistake, since the average RPLA soldier doesn't even have sufficient basic training, never mind specialist training, but the Army cannot afford to clump its precious experienced NCOs and officers into limited-use units.
However, some Regiments that might be described as special forces do exist. The first that usually comes up is the Black Watch, the RPLA's oldest Regiment. It recieves no special training but is always the first to be called-upon for overseas deployments and has consistently shown a level of ability somewhat above that of the regular army. The Parachute Regiment is also considered by many a special forces unit, but in reality sees little action and is only a hair's breadth away from disbandment.